Before things go live, the scene opens up backstage to see The Big Show looking directly into the camera.
The Big Show: At Bound For Glory, I gave everything I had to beat Umaga, I almost had him beat, I was two seconds away from making Vince proud, I very nearly repaid the faith shown in me but ultimately, I was screwed. The referee involved did a fast count and I think we ALL saw what happened. I am just happy that Vince himself saw this and he has given me another opportunity, he has kept his faith and trust in me even when I let him down the most. I made a mistake and he accepts that people make mistakes, although in The Establishment we should not. Finally, for the first time in my career, I feel free; finally I have someone who understands The Big Show. Finally I have somebody who sees the man who last week, knocked out four people and he sees a GIANT! He sees me for who I am, and he accepts who I am.
All you people, all the so-called fans don’t care about who we are. You don’t give a damn about us. You just wanted to ridicule us, to get a buzz out of our misfortune. For 19 years you got a laugh out of my embarrassment, and I had NO CHOICE! If I didn’t do it, I’d have lost my job. 19 YEARS of my life dressing up as Fat Bastard or being covered in shit! You see, I just couldn’t take it anymore, even though it would mean I had real crisis, or would have to find a job in the local McDonalds I had to get out. I could not take any more of your crap, your laughter. It’s a shame that still people don’t see through your cheers, you are only cheering because you know that they are your puppets, you don’t give a crap about them being successful. You just want to take the piss out of their insecurities. You just want to call them fat, or watch their embarrassments. Well, I will NOT be embarrassed any more, all that I will be is a dominant giant, ripping through bodies and knocking people out.
Tonight, I face off against my allies, now I don’t know why, but I know Vince always has a plan. I know that tonight is a test, a chance to prove to Vince that we do have what it takes, all of us will prove that Bound For Glory was just a fluke. The Establishment will soon have all the championships on Anarchy and nothing anyone like Seth Rollins says can change that, Umaga and Rollins have only delayed the fact.
But back on to tonight, everyone in the Establishment is a team, everyone looks out for each other, apart from one man. One man only cares about himself, and one man will pay the price for his words. Tonight, I will knock out Matt Morgan, tonight I will establish that if you are only in this for yourself, and not for anyone else, then you are as just as bad as Rollins or Tyson Kidd.
The Big Show moves from view.
Things go live as the General Manager of Anarchy, Vince Russo, is seen standing in the middle of the ring, the fans in attendance not giving him a very warm welcome or friendly response.
Vince Russo: You know, it's funny to me that you're booing me so viciously right now, because for someone that's supposedly so hated in this industry and within this company, there sure was a lot of interest regarding my absence last week! Well my absence can be explained to you quite easily. Apparently the powers that be don't find the, "Russo swerves" as they've so affectionately come to be known as, entertaining at all anymore and aren't going to let it slide any longer. They aren't going to sit on the sidelines and watch me abuse my power, and that's why I've been on suspension without pay since Bound For Glory went off the air a few weeks ago. I was informed by the board of directors, even though I'm a member of the board, that the more I bend the rules, the more severely I'm going to be punished. Well ya know what, that was Bound For Glory, all brands under the same roof which means it was a company event and they had that jurisdiction. But this, this is the house that Vince Russo built, I am above the law because I created the law and in the confines of these walls, they can't touch me. So now that I have explained where I was last week and let you know that nothing's going to change, it's time to get down to some business, as it pertains to the upcoming Bad Blood event as well as the happenings going on for tonight's program.
Let's start with tonight. Tonight I have booked a six-man tag team match for the main event. Just like last week's eight-man tag, this match will be contested under elimination rules, but it's not just any match if you've noticed the participants. This match was booked out of the disappointment I feel for those I hold closest to my heart. Despite having all the support he could possibly ask for and a stipulation custom tailored to a man his size and intensity, Big Show still failed to defeat Umaga and leave as the Extreme Champion. The same goes for Homicide, despite having all the support he could ask for and even after setting his opponent on fire, Homicide still failed to leave as the International Champion because even though he defeated that twit Fandango, he wasn't able to see Tyson Kidd or Seth Rollins coming and, as a result, he left that night with nothing. Carlito failed me as well by allowing himself to fall to the other Modern Day Double Dragon, Derrick Bateman. How could you three allow yourselves to fall from grace like this? Out of the goodness of my heart, I brought you in and fed you and you ungratefully bit my hand, which is why you find yourselves in this match tonight against the Establishment's newest member Shawn Michaels, the man I hope will join the Establishment Matt Morgan, and the only one of you that didn't let me down at Bound For Glory, Chris Masters. I'm not going to kick you out of the Establishment, but after you're shamed by your own tonight, you're going to wish that I did.
We'll talk Bad Blood later on tonight, ladies and gentlemen. For right now, sit back and enjoy the show.
As Russo's music hits and he begins to exit the ring, the camera pans over to the commentary table where Joey Styles, Taz, and William Regal are sitting by.
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Joey Styles: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another edition of Wednesday Night Anarchy! I'm Joey Styles.
Taz: And by his side as always, the "Human Broadcast Machine" Taz.
William Regal: And along these two gents is the only man that can bring a true touch of class, William Regal. Gentlemen, we've got a great show lined up tonight.
Joey Styles: You're absolutely right, William. Like the battle of the powerhouses we're going to see when "Da Man" Bill Goldberg takes on the "World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry.
Taz: And in tag team action it's the "Show Off" Doff Ziggla' and Jeff Ha'dy taking on the team of the "Fallen Angel" Christa'pher Daniels and the "Chosen One" Drew McIntia'.
William Regal: And as Vince Russo just mentioned, in our main event it's going to be the Big Show, Carlito, and the "Notorious 187" Homicide taking on the "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, the "Blueprint" Matt Morgan, and the "Masterpiece" Chris Masters.
Joey Styles: And in a revisit of their issues leading into and at Bound For Glory, the "Harvard Hercules" David Otunga takes on the one and only Ultimate Warrior!
Taz: But right now, it's Roman Reigns goin' up against my boy Rob Van Dam, baby!
The camera pans over to the ring and gradually pans upward as Christy Hemme is standing by with a microphone, ready to make the introductions as the opening bell sounds.
DING DING!
Christy Hemme: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first...
[video=youtube;1Ob17m-rgEA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ob17m-rgEA[/video]
"All About The Power" begins to play as the crowd erupts into boos. It isn't long before the man the theme belongs to, David Otunga, makes his way from the back holding a cloak around himself with Brad Maddox in tow. As the fans continue to shower him with their disdain, he stops at the top of the ramp, throwing the cloak off of himself to pose.
Christy Hemme: From Hollywood, California. Weighing in at two hundred and twenty-nine pounds. Being accompanied to the ring by Brad Maddox, the "Harvard Hercules" David Otunga!
David and Brad make their way down the ramp with Brad remaining ringside as David slides into the ring and poses for the crowd again.
Christy Hemme: And the opponent...
[video=youtube;-2cplWs_E5E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2cplWs_E5E[/video]
The theme of the Ultimate Warrior begins to play as the fans are on their feet, roaring with excitement. Soon the man himself steps through the curtain and starts jumping up and down to get everyone psyched up for the match ahead.
Christy Hemme: From Parts Unknown. Weighing in at two hundred and eighty pounds. The Ultimate Warrior!
Once he feels they're good and energized, he sprints down the ramp towards the ring as fast as he can.
Warrior slides into the ring and gets to his feet, walking over to the nearest ropes and grabbing the top one, shaking it wildly.
He releases it and begins beating his chest as the ring bell sounds again and the match gets underway.
Warrior and Otunga look at each other. Otunga goes as he poses, and Warrior is ready to go. Otunga is talking to Maddox, but Warrior wastes no time as he grabs the hips of Otunga, and he suplexs him. Warrior screams as Otunga seems already woozy. Otunga gets up by the ropes, and Warrior charges at him and clotheslining him over the top ropes. Warrior starts to celebrate in the ring as the fans cheer like crazy seeing this going on.
Joey Styles: The Ultimate Warrior looks to continue his streak
The Ultimate Warrior is in the zone as he goes outside of the ring. Warrior is about to go and picks up David Otunga and throws him back in the ring. Otunga gets up as Warrior is in the ring, and hit a huge clothesline on David Otunga. Otunga is dazed and confused as the Warrior begins to feed off this crowd as they cheer him on. Warrior goes, and he picks up Otunga and puts him on the top turnbuckle. The Warrior goes as he begins punching Otunga a bunch of times as Otunga feels dazed and confused. Warrior goes to the top rope and hits a huge superplex onto David.
Joey Styles: That Warrior going full on assault on David Otunga
William Regal: Yes, and I have been hit by Warrior before let me tell ya he dosen’t go easy.
Otunga is down as he is getting up, and Warrior charges at him, but the daze Otunga falls down before Warrior can level him. So Warrior totally misses the move as he goes near the post and he holds his ground. Otunga is on the opposite post standing there trying to recover, and Warrior goes charging after him. Otunga moves out of the way as Warrior hits the turnbuckle post. Otunga goes and he takes advantage getting a quick roll up.
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No Warrior kicks out of the move. Warrior gets up quickly and so does Otunga. Otunga goes as he begins hitting some punches at the Ultimate Warrior, and Warrior just stands there and takes them. Otunga is shocked by this as he keeps on chucking Warrior with more punches and Warrior is still standing absorbing all the shots. Otunga stops as Warrior stands there, and he screams like crazy. Otunga goes as he backs up, and he tries to hit Warrior with a clothesline, but instead Warrior goes and he catches him hitting a power slam. Warrior goes and he hooks the leg as he counts.
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Otunga kicks out of the move. Warrior goes and he picks up Otunga and he throws him to the post. Warrior goes as he gets on top of the turnbuckle and he starts to hit him with a bunch of fists to the face. Otunga though goes and he grabs the big Warrior. Warrior goes as he is surprised by the strength of the David Otunga goes and he power bombs Warrior down onto the mat. The fans are surprised as Otunga is down on the ground. Otunga goes and he gets up. Otunga is woozy, and Warrior is getting up quickly. Otunga goes and hits a big running necbreaker right onto Warrior and hooks the leg.
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Otunga gets up as he is upset that he can’t finish the Ultimate Warrior. Otunga goes to Maddox, and points in an area. Otunga goes and Maddox goes and he grabs a steel chair on the outside and slides it in the middle of the ring. The fans boo, as Otunga grabs a steel chair. Otunga goes and he awaits for Warrior to get up. Warrior gets up as he hits the steel chair right in the face of Warrior and the refs call for the bell.
Christy Hemme: Ladies and Gentlemen here is your winner, by Disqualification The Ultimate Warrior.
David Otunga won’t stop as he keeps wailing the Ultimate Warrior with the steel chair. The fans boo as Otunga goes, and he puts the chair in between the neck of the Ultimate Warrior.
Taz: Oh my god he is looking to break the Ultimate Warrior’s neck…. I love it.
Joey Styles: Taz this is sick and you know it.
David Otunga goes as he hits a dropkick on the chair, and the chair around the neck snaps on the Ultimate Warriors neck. The Ultimate Warrior spits blood as it is streaming out of his mouth; the referee separates Otunga from Warrior. Otunga leaves in the ring with Maddox, and they walk up the ring hearing a chorus of boos. Otunga poses on the top of the stage.
Joey Styles: This makes me sick.
William Regal: I think Otunga was trying to show us his toughness.
As we see Warrior laid out in the ring the EMT’s come out. The EMT people are setting Warrior onto the stretcher. The fans are all silent, and Warrior is getting carried off the stage in the stretcher. The fans are silent, and Otunga is still on the top of the stage. Otunga goes and he attacks the EMT people and the fans boo. Otunga grabs one end of the stretcher as he instructs Maddox to go to the other end. The lift it up and bring it to the side of the edge. They both stand the stretcher off and launch it off the side of the edge, the fans boo as Otunga goes and he poses as Anarchy fades away to the fallen stretcher.
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COMMERCIAL ONE
Coming October 31st!
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As Anarchy continues, the live cameras are sent backstage to where Paul Heyman is standing alone prepared to speak.
Paul Heyman: Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. My name is Paul Heyman and I am the manager and personal advocate of Alex Riley and Anarchy's most dominant superstar Matt Morgan. And tonight, one of my clients finally gets what he's worked so hard for. Tonight, "The Blueprint" firmly establishes himself as the crown jewel of Anarchy. Everyone else walks on egg shells when Matt Morgan is around because they know that he is the deadliest and most destructive force that this brand has ever seen.
Heyman: And when I say that I want all of you to understand that I'm not just doing my job. I'm not just hyping my client up as something that he's not; I'm telling one hundred percent fact. Matt Morgan is better than everyone else on this roster. Just ask Jeff Hardy, just ask Bill Goldberg; ask anyone who has ever been put in front of Matt Morgan on Anarchy and they'll tell you the same. And tonight Matt Morgan adds three more names to his list of victims as he takes part in his first of many Anarchy Main Events. Tonight, Matt Morgan single-handedly takes out The Establishment.
Heyman: Rumors have been going around that Vince Russo is looking to recruit Matt Morgan to join The Establishment. The dirt sheets have been running rampant about how Matt Morgan is going to leave Paul Heyman and join up with Vince Russo and his eccentric assortment of talent. Now it's no secret to everyone that Vince Russo despises Paul Heyman and vice versa. I despise everything about him. From the way he's run this brand to his worked religious beliefs. And given our history, it would be a huge kick to my groin if he stole my top client away from me. But that's not going to happen
Heyman: And that's not going to happen because tonight, whether Vince Russo likes it or not, I'm going to be in Matt Morgan's corner. Both myself and Alex will be out there to take care of our friend. Both Alex and myself will be out there as Matt Morgan does what Matt Morgan always does and that's absolutely destroy people. And there's nothing that anyone can do to stop us.
Fade.
We remain backstage where we see Santino Marella looking at his puppet cobra.
However it isn't long before Josh Mathews sees him and gets excited to interview Santino.
Josh Mathews: Santino, Santino, could I please have a word with you?
Santino Marella: If-a you don'ts seeings that I am busy speakings to this-a cobra, I am very disappointings.
Josh Mathews: What are you disappointed about? I wanted to ask you, over the past two weeks... You've been trying to find Roman Reigns. Yet tonight he has a match with Rob Van Dam and has stated he'll end his career. Are you worried about the actions of Roman Reigns?
Santino Marella: This-a everythings I am disappointings about Joshi, this-a the reasonings! When I having debuts two weeks ago I have sayings that I wantings the tag-a gold. But this-a company doesn't likings me, this makings me very upset. I have been eatings pizza and nothings else, look at my belly. I am getting very fat like my Nonna, this-a not good for me! I must keep a-healthys but you do not understandings... Roman is-a very dangerous man, he can hurtings Mr. Van Dam and I am-a very worried about this. But most importantly I am wonderings about my tag-a competition because I have been seeings everyone else is involved but us... Why are we not beings involved, the focus too much on Mister Roman is-a upsettings me. So next week if I do not gettings a matchings on the card, I will be issuing a very speciality!
Josh Mathews: And that is? I understand you haven't been booked yet.
Santino Marella: No Joshi, you do not understandings. I am an Italian Stallion, I havings the look to be the facings of the company! If you-a disrespectings me then I shall-a invitings you to a fightings in the ring! But my speciality, it's-a wrestling match, a very simple match. Just me and an opponent, any opponent it doesn'a worryings me... but I'm-a tellings you... I must findings Mister Roman but I have yet to findings him. I know he-a in the buildings right now but this-a worryings... Oh, there's just too much on my mind! Firstly I must be worryings about Robbie, I must be worryings about the tag-a division, I must be worryings about me not havings a match yet! There's just-a too much! Maybe I shall do what Roman does and start beatings up people, Mister Roman is-a very strong. But don't you-a worryings about me... We best be lookings for Roman. In-a fact, I do not wantings a match next week but I am going to be-a ringside by Mister Roman.
Josh Mathews: But you just said you're upset because you don't ha-
Santino Marella: Uh-Uh-Uh, you-a stop speakings right now! I know what I a sayings! Next-a week, Roman will be a-wrestlings, I am not a challengings, I am watching Roman from the ringside and I am watching Roman defeatings his opponents, all in-a due time we shall be Champions! But if-a you givings me a match, I will be a-happy! It doesn'a matterings to me no more, I have been a-waitings...
Josh Mathews: San-
Santino grabs the microphone from Josh Mathews and shakes his head indicating no. Santino then walks off as things return to the ring.
DING DING!
Christy Hemme: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first...
'Lose My Mind (Instrumental) begins playing throughout the titantron as Roman Reigns comes from the side of the entrance via the crowd, Roman stops by the barricade as he looks at the ring.
Christy Hemme: From Pensacola, Florida. Weighing in at two hundred and sixty-five pounds. Roman Reigns!
Roman Reigns then leaps over the barricade and then hops onto the apron as he steps into the ring.
Christy Hemme: And the opponent...
"The fear I see when I look in your eyes,
makes you believe I'm one of a kind.
The fear I leave in the back of your mind,
makes you believe...make you believe I'm...
ONE OF A KIND!"
[video=youtube;sA5UkR4JDM8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA5UkR4JDM8[/video]
Rob Van Dam walks out from the backstage with the fans going wild, looking ready to compete as he makes his way down the ramp towards the ring.
Christy Hemme: From Battle Creek, Michigan. Weighing in at two hundred and thirty-seven pounds. The "Human Highlight Reel", Rob...Van...Dam!
Rob Van Dam picks up the pace and takes off running as he slides into the ring and tucks and rolls, ending up on his feet as he leaps straight up and then lands back on his feet, hopping back and forth to keep himself psyched up for the match ahead as the ring bell sounds.
DING DING!
The bell sounds and Reigns rushes Van Dam, backing him up into the corner. Reigns lowers his shoulder and drives it directly into Van Dam’s midsection. Van Dam gasps for air as Reigns pulls back and does it again. Mister Wednesday Night grabs his midsection as Reigns grabs him by the arm and Irish whips him across the ring towards the other turnbuckle. Van Dam hits the turnbuckle hard and stumbles out and Reigns charges across the ring and delivers a flying forearm directly to Van Dam’s skull…
Tazz: There’s that flying Superman punch that Reigns has become known for!
Reigns takes Van Dam down with that move and drops down before going for the first cover of the match…
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Van Dam kicks out!
Reigns grabs Van Dam by the ponytail after he kicks out and lifts him to a knee. Reigns wastes no time driving his knee right into Van Dam’s stomach which doubles Van Dam over. Reigns proceeds to lift Van Dam onto his shoulders and spins him around before tossing him off and catching him head first with a modified cutter…
Regal: Wow! I haven’t seen Reigns use that maneuver since his days in Florida Championship Wrestling!
Van Dam is driven face first onto the mat and Reigns goes for another cover…
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Reigns grabs Van Dam’s head off the mat!
Styles: It looks like Roman Reigns isn’t quite done with Van Dam yet!
Tazz: Well sometimes when you’re in the driver seat after coming off a loss, you want to dominate as long as possible.
With Van Dam still on the canvas, Reigns gets back to his feet and drops back into the far corner. Reigns gets into a three point stance as Van Dam begins pulling himself to his feet…
Regal: This may be very unpleasant for Master Van Dam!
As Regal finishes his sentence, Van Dam gets to his feet and turns around. As he does, Reigns rushes across the ring and almost cuts Van Dam in half with a vicious Spear…
Styles: Good Lord!
Van Dam’s body turns inside out and hits the canvas. Reigns then proceeds to go for a cover…
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Tazz: It’s academic!
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Ding
Ding
Ding
Christy Hemme: The winner of this match as a result of pinfall; Roman Reigns!
Styles: Roman Reigns ran through Van Dam in minutes.
The official raises Reigns’ arm high in the air but he shrugs it off. He’s obviously not happy with his competition tonight and he plans on doing something. Reigns slides out of the ring and lifts up the ring skirt, reaching underneath for something to use…
Tazz: What the hell is Reigns doing?
Regal: I don’t know but this night might be going from bad to worse for Van Dam.
Reigns finds what he’s looking for and pulls it for underneath the ring. It’s a table! The fans cheer in response to the revelation. A massive “We Want Tables†chant breaks out as Reigns slides in the table in the ring and goes in after it himself. Van Dam has still yet to recover from the Spear which gives Reigns ample time to set the table up in the middle of the ring. Van Dam is on his hands and knees, trying to use Reigns as a way to get to his feet. Reigns screams at the top of his lungs before putting Van Dam’s head between his legs, wrapping both arms around Van Dam’s waist and hoisting him high in the air…
Tazz: This won’t be good!
Reigns waste no time thrusting Van Dam through the table with an unbelievable powerbomb.
Styles: Oh My God!
The table shatters into several pieces as Van Dam lies amongst the wreckage. Reigns stares at Van Dam’s fallen body before exiting the ring as Anarchy heads elsewhere.
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COMMERCIAL TWO
Don't miss UWF RAW, now on Mondays!
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Backstage Brad Maddox looks flustered and confused. For what feels like 20 seconds he can’t get his words out until finally.
Brad Maddox: Where did this couch come from?
The camera pans to see Otunga already showered and in his streets taking selfies with his phone. He looks pissed Maddox has interrupted.
David Otunga: Brad, what did I tell you about knocking?
And how did you get changed so quickly? Also, knocking?! This is just a corner of a corridor – look around you man!
Very funny. What’s up?
What’s up? Are you seriously asking me that? You’re about to get a piece of the Mad Ox’s mind if you keep that up. Why are you sat here when there’s wrestling to watch – a craft to perfect. You’re damn near the best superstar on this roster –
Otunga stands up and gets in Maddox’s face.
Near the best?
Ok ok the best but you could be better!
You’re damn right I can be better. I can run faster and jump higher and lift more and beat everyone that is damn well put in front of me – I mean have you seen me? - but why should I be paying any respect to the guys in the back or the guys in the ring when I don’t get the credit I deserve. Look at Bound for Glory – we stole that show! We were the MVP’s of our team and Hassan gets all the credit. Hell, what have Sting and Warrior done since I dismantled them? That’s right – fallen further down the pole, further back in line – but where should that leave us? Top of the show? Nah, curtain jerking. I’m sick of it. We are BrOtunga and, as much as it ruins my reputation saying that, we deserve more than this, man. The best in the business should be fighting for the titles and that’s what’s best for business so if Russo doesn’t buck up and this show doesn’t start giving us what we deserve, well…
…Sorry. You’re right. You stick it to them Dave and I’ll see what I can do about things going forward…screw the rest of the guys; this is our time and we’ve –
- got to stop asking for what we deserve –
- and just take it.
The two men finally see eye to eye and embrace in a bro hug. Maddox walks off screen still looking perplexed by the couch’s appearance…
DING DING!
Christy Hemme: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first...
"I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD,
I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD.
COME ON, BRING IT ON!"
[video=youtube;3UY1xiMZ8kU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3UY1xiMZ8kU[/video]
Dolph Ziggler’s entrance music blares out of the speakers, and the crowd explodes in cheers! After the drums kicks in, Ziggler makes his way out onto the stage. Ziggler, as cocky as he can be, struts over to the end of the stage. Ziggler throws his arms in the air, hyping up the fans as he does his signature spin, with his back now facing the cameras. Ziggler shakes his hips, as he faces the cameras once again as he continues his entrance down the ramp, soaking in the cheers from the fans in the process.
Christy Hemme: From Hollywood, Florida. Weighing in at two hundred and thirteen pounds. He is the "Show Off", Dolph Ziggler!
Ziggler enters the ring and doesn't do any further posing, he just gets ready for the match ahead as Christy continues the introductions.
Christy Hemme: And the partner...
Anarchys sold out arena is pumped up as they await the arrival of one of their favorite superstars. The lights dim and a familiar guitar chord his the PA system
"So You See the Writing on the Waaaaaaaaaaalllllll"
[video=youtube;6wBvxPRH2nM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6wBvxPRH2nM[/video]
"No More Words" starts to play in full swing and out from behind the curtain, dancing to the beat, is Jeff Hardy. Jeff moves his way out onto the stage and thrashes about as he does to the crowds delight. Jeff throws his hands up in the "Gunz" taunt and a massive amount of pyro explodes from the stage around him. The fans cheer as Jeff jogs down the ramp towards the ring, bobbing his head in time with the music.
Christy Hemme: From Cameron, North Carolina. Weighing in at two hundred and fifteen pounds. The "Charismatic Enigma", Jeff Hardy!
Hardy runs and slides in under the bottom rope, into the ring. He rushes over to the far turnbuckle and jumps onto the second one, hitting his signature pose while flashbulbs go off in the audience. Jeff hops down, and picks up a microphone from under the bottom rope. He gets to the center of the ring, and his music begins to fade. "Hardy!" chants break out as the crowd are trying to keep his spirits high.
Christy Hemme: And the opponent...
"What's that metronome I hear?
Perhaps the end is drawing near.
You never hear the shot that takes you down."
[video=youtube;dxGB0dC4Ceg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxGB0dC4Ceg[/video]
"Broken Dreams" starts playing throughout the PA System as the fans let out a mixed response. Drew Mcintyre comes out to the stage and pauses as he looks out at the crowd with a serious look on his face. Mcintyre then commences to walk down the ramp towards the ring.
Christy Hemme: From Ayr, Scotland. Weighing in at two hundred and fifty-four pounds. He is the "Chosen One", Drew McIntyre!
He then climbs up the steel steps and goes between the ropes as he enters the ring. He gets ready for the match ahead as Christy continues the introductions.
Christy Hemme: And the partner...
[video=youtube;dRgE3ZZE1xw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRgE3ZZE1xw[/video]
As the song kicks off, the crowd surprisingly cheer. Daniels looks around confused for a mere second before simply shrugging it off. He walks down the ramp in a cocky way with that cocky smile of his.
Christy Hemme: From The City of Angels. Weighing in at two hundred and twenty-four pounds. He is the "Fallen Angel", Christopher Daniels!
He pays no attention to the fans before he enters the ring and poses, garnering a mixed reaction from the fans this time.
DING DING!
Hardy kicks it off with Daniels as the fans cheer like crazy seeing the two circle around the ring. The two men tie up and Daniels gets the upper hand as he arm drags Hardy, and he kicks him in the back. Hardy gets back up quickly, and he does an arm drag as well, and almost mimics Daniels with a kick to the back. Daniels gets back up quick as he looks mad, and he starts to doing array of leg kicks, and body kicks. Daniels goes and he runs to the ropes, and bounces off of them, Hardy ducks underneath him, and kicks him in the gut Hardy grabs Daniels head, and tries for a vertical suplex, but Daniels reverses momentum, and he lands on his feet. Daniels goes and he lifts Hardy’s head and lifts him up, but Hardy reverses the momentum. Hardy goes down, and he hits a swinging neckbreaker. Hardy goes for the cover.
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No Daniels kicks out of the early attempt. Hardy goes and he picks up Daniels, and he twists him arm around, and he brings it down to loosen it up. Hardy goes for it again, but Daniels brings Hardy close to his body, and he hits an STO onto Hardy. Daniels goes and he rolls to a headlock as the fans are cheering at the intense battle that is going on between both men right now as Daniels has the Head Lock. Hardy begins building his base up as he shoulders Daniels. Daniels is still holding the move, Jeff goes as he hits a back suplex right onto Daniels. Hardy goes as he crawls to his corner, as Daniels is still on his butt absorbing the pain. Jeff Hardy goes and tags in Ziggler. Daniels gets up as he goes after Ziggler. Ziggler goes and he lifts Daniels up high in the sky and Daniels lands right on his face. Ziggler goes and he starts to wiggle his ass. Daniels gets up and he gets behind the back superkicked to the face. The fans cheer as Ziggler goes and hooks the leg.
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No kick out by Daniels.
Joey Styles: Ziggler looks like he might steal the show tonight.
Ziggler goes and he throws Daniels to his teams corner. Ziggler tags in Hardy, as Hardy goes back in. Ziggler and Hardy show great team work whipping Daniels into his own corner. Drew blind tags him Hardy goes after Daniels, but Daniels elbows him in the face. Daniels goes and he bounces off the ropes, and he hits him with a backwards elbow. Mcintyre goes and he starts to beat down on the wounded Hardy. Hardy is down on the ground, and Mcintyre backs off the ropes, and hits a huge elbow. To the skull of Hardy. Hardy gets up, and Drew grabs him immediately. Drew lifts Hardy up and hits a huge brainbuster onto him. Drew goes for the cover.
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No Jeff Hardy kicks out.. Drew goes as he picks up Jeff and he throws him the post. Drew goes and he looks like he is trying to set up a superplex right onto Jeff Hardy. Drew is in pauses as he goes and he tries to do the superplex, but Hardy is not budging. Drew is trying, and trying as he even screams, but Hardy is holding his ground well in this location. Hardy goes as he punches the face of Drew at least five times, and Hardy goes and grabs Drews neck area. Hardy goes and he hits the sideeffect from the top rope right onto Drew Mcintyre.
Joey Styles: Wow what a move by Jeff Hardy.
Jeff goes as he gets up, and he await for Mcintyre to get up. Drew gets up, and Jeff kicks him in the gut. Jeff grabs the head, and he screams . Jeff goes for the twist of fate, but Drew pushes him off. Jeff goes to the ropes, and he stops himself. He turns around to attack Drew, but Drew hits an atomic drop on him. Hardy holds his lower crotch area and he goes as he hits a scoop slam onto Hardy. Drew Mcintyre goes and he hits a knee right into the face of Jeff Hardy. Hardy is down, and Drew goes and he locks in a half boston crad.
William Regal: A half boston crab, just as lethal as a full boston crab.
Drew holds the half boston crab tight as Jeff Hardy is screaming in pain and he is trying not to tap. The fans boo like crazy as they start chanting "Hardy". Hardy is trying its hardest not to tap out. He is just crawling, and he is just trying his hardest to reach the ropes. The fans are clapping like crazy, and so is Ziggler on the apron. Hardy is trying to get to the ropes as the fans cheer like crazy. Hardy finally goes and he grabs the ropes as the fans cheer, and Drews let go of the hold. Hardy is getting up as Drew charges at him with a clothesline. Hardy though ducks under and says Drew flying over the top rope.
Joey Styles: Drew just went airbourne!
Drew is down on the outside as the fans cheer like crazy as Hardy is crawling to Ziggler. Ziggler is reaching out as he is excitied to get in. The camera pans to Mcintyre on the outside as he is up, and he slides into the ring with great speed. Drew grabs the leg of Hardy as he is trying to make sure Hardy dosen't get to the corner. Hardy goes and he kicks Drew off of him as the fans cheer. Hardy goes and he leaps as he tags in Dolph Ziggler. Ziggler goes and he levels Mcintyre with a clothesline. Mcintyre goes and he clotheslines him again. Mcintyre gets up this time as he gets hit by a dropkick and Ziggler screams as he does his trademark ass shake. Ziggle grabs Mcintyre and he hits the fameasser. Ziggler goes for the cover.
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Daniels comes in and he breaks up the pin onto Mcintyre. Daniels is beating on Ziggler when all of a sudden Jeff Hardy goes and he hits a twist of fate right onto Daniels. Daniels rolls out of the ring. Jeff Hardy is standing there as the fans cheer like crazy, and when all of a sudden Mcintyre is up and he looks to attack Hardy, but the fans cheer in an uproar as he hits the Zig Zag onto Mcintyre. Ziggler points to Hardy, as Hardy takes off his shirt as the women scream like crazy. Hardy goes to the top rope as he hits a swanton right onto Mcintyre. Ziggler goes for the cover.
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Christy Hemme: Here are your winners Dolph Ziggler, and Jeff Hardy
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COMMERCIAL THREE
UWF Smackdown, now on Saturdays!
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As Anarchy returns from commercial, we open up on Vince Russo inside his office sitting behind his desk working on some paperwork. Suddenly the camera pans out and changes angles as none other than Smackdown's co-General Manager enters the room.
Zack Ryder: What a turning point in the success story that is the story of the "Long Island Iced Z", being able to walk onto Anarchy as a representative and the co-General Manager of Saturday Night Smackdown. Last time I was here, JBL allowed himself to fall asleep at the wheel bro, he didn't protect his Cabinet like he promised and as a result, Sting and the Purveyors of Poison threw me and Darren Young out of the window of a parking garage, bro. But that's the difference between NXT and Anarchy, and that's the difference between you and JBL. When you say you're going to have someone's back, you have it bro, just look at the Establishment. I mean, they're so dominant that...
Vince, having stood up from his desk and walked around it, walks up to Zack and cuts him off.
Vince Russo: Zack, Zack, Zack, I appreciate the respect, but you don't have to butter me up, I've seen what you've been doing with Smackdown and I like what I've been seeing, and that's why I called you here. You aren't very punctual though, what took you so long?
Zack Ryder flashes a wide smile.
Zack Ryder: Sorry bro, when the chicks ask for Z, I can't help but agree. Limearita?
Zack holds out a can, offering it to Vince, who gets up and walks around his desk, taking the can and setting it on his desk.
Vince Russo: Thanks, I'll drink it later. Anyway, I like what you've been doing with Smackdown, and I just wanted to tell you face-to-face how much I'm looking forward to our brands coming together and putting on a great show at Bad Blood.
Zack Ryder: You know it, bro! Taipei Death Match, six-man tag team match, U.S. Title match, and...what've you got planned?
A sinister smile appears on Vince's face.
Vince Russo: All will be revealed in due time, my new friend, all in due time. For right now...
Vince stops mid-sentence as he looks past Ryder at someone offscreen, as the camera pans out to reveal Chris Benoit standing there. Ryder slowly turns around and, when he sees him, steps backward so that he and Russo are side-by-side.
Chris Benoit: Not to break up this love fest of mutual respect, but once again, Zack's forgetting that he's not the only one in charge of Smackdown. Any meeting you want to have with Zack, any discussion you want to have regarding Smackdown, you have it with me too, understand?
Russo walks forward and gets in Benoit's face.
Vince Russo: Ya know, I've always hated the idea of co-General Managers.
Russo and Benoit have a tense staredown as the camera pans out further, revealing that the Establishment is surrounding Benoit on his left, right, and behind him. Chris turns his head slightly, shooting a look in the direction of his left, then turns his head the other way and shoots a look in that direction, before returning his focus to Russo again.
Chris Benoit: You're going to have to do better than that, Vince.
Benoit snaps his fingers and suddenly The Kliq appear to the right of Russo, the Modern Day Double Dragons appear to the left of Russo, and Sting appears behind him as the crowd pops huge. Russo turns around quickly and then leaps backward out of the group.
Vince Russo: Where did they come from?
Chris Benoit: You're going to have to play the numbers game with someone that can't play back from now on, Vince, I don't get bullied on my turf and I'm certainly not going to come over here and get bullied on yours.
The Establishment brush past Benoit as they come face-to-face with Smackdown's guys, with the staredowns going as follows: Show and Nash, Carlito and Bateman, Hernandez and Hall, Homicide and Fandango, Masters and Devon, Konnan and Sting, and Triple H and Michaels. The crowd is going nuts when Benoit walks over to his guys.
Chris Benoit: Alright boys, message received.
Benoit exits the room as one by one, the Smackdown guys gradually follow him, taking their eyes off the man they're each respectively staring down at the last possible second. Russo walks over to the Establishment and dismisses them as he and Ryder come face-to-face again.
Zack Ryder: Talk about bad blood.
Vince Russo: Woo Woo Woo, you know it!
Ryder looks at him puzzled and Russo shrugs then leads Zack over to his desk as Vince walks around it and sits in his chair and Zack sits down in a chair on the opposite side of the desk. The two men begin discussing something as things return to the ring.
DING DING!
Christy Hemme: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first...
[video=youtube;wXOp9fzYEtc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXOp9fzYEtc[/video]
The theme of Goldberg begins to roar over the PA system triumphantly as the camera pans backstage to his locker room door where it can be seen jarring slightly before it opens and the man himself walks out and begins his way down the backstage hallway.
The "Goldberg" chants are heard throughout the arena, passionately and loudly as well as proudly in unison as the big man is drawing closer to the gorilla position.
As Goldberg makes his way through the curtain, his trademark fireworks begin to go off as he throws punches and kicks and leaps to get some adrenaline going as the crowd is eating up every second of it.
Christy Hemme: From Atlanta, Georgia. Weighing in at two hundred and eighty-five pounds. He is "Da Man", GOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDBERRRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!
The chanting of his name continues as he arrives at the end of the ramp and enters the ring, getting ready for the match ahead.
Christy Hemme: And the opponent...
[video=youtube;nJ0dfAREvAc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ0dfAREvAc[/video]
"Some Bodies Gonna Get It" by Three Six Mafia begins to play as the fans aren't sure how to respond so they do so with a mixed reaction of cheers and boos as Mark Henry makes his way from the backstage and appears before them, wasting no time in making his way down the ramp.
Christy Hemme: From Silsbee, Texas. Weighing in at four hundred and twelve pounds. He is the "World's Strongest Man", Mark Henry!
Henry makes his way to the end of the ramp and climbs up onto the ring apron, stepping through the ropes and entering the ring. Mark looks at his opponent as the match gets underway.
DING DING!
Goldberg and Henry tie up as the fans cheer. Goldberg goes as he drives Henry to the corner. The fans are chanting for his name as Goldberg goes, and he does a bunch of shoulder shoves in the corner. The fans are chanting his name still as Goldberg goes back and he hits a huge shoulder shove into the corner. Henry bounces off the corner, and Goldberg picks him up with ease as he has him high in the air. Goldberg drops him down with a huge military press. The fans cheer as Goldberg looks like he is making easy work of Henry.
Taz: Wow Goldberg looking really impressive right now.
Goldberg goes as he picks up Henry, and he gets him in a powerslam position. Goldberg goes and he hits a running powerslam. The fans cheer as Goldberg comes and he jumps up as the fans cheer like crazy. Goldberg goes and he backs up by the opposite turnbuckle. Goldberg stands there as Henry is getting up and Goldberg just levels him with a huge spear cutting Mark Henry in half. Goldberg gets up as he does the throat gesture saying its over.
Joey Styles: Seems like Goldberg is looking to end this.
Goldberg goes as he picks up Henry and has him up. People are impressed with this strength as Goldberg goes, and he hits the jackhammer on Henry. Goldberg goes for the pin.
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Christy Hemme: Here is your winner, Goldberg!!!
Joey Styles: Goldberg looked in rare form here tonight on Anarchy.
William Regal: Especially with how dominating Henry was last week.
Goldberg gets his hand raised as he just looks on at the down Henry, Goldberg goes as he just leaves the ring with a grand look on his face. Goldberg goes as he leaves the area and Anarchy fades to black after that thrilling match.
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COMMERCIAL FOUR
UWF Impact, now on Fridays!
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Hernandez, and Konan are shown backstage as they are in the room that L.A.X is normally in. Konan begins to talk to Hernandez
Konan: Yo fool ya think he will get over it soon. I mean ya know me ese' I am down to talk for days, but I ain't the one looking for revenge or retribution ya know.
Hernandez: I hope so... It is not the same not hearing Homicide scream, yell or get angry about anything.
All of a sudden Sin Cara pops up, and he has the microphone in his hand
Konan: Ey Mistico what up?
Mistico just puts the microphone in the face of Konan
Konan: Hey Hernandez I got a brilliant idea. Ey Mistico. El homicidio es en la otra habitación para entrevistar.
Sin Cara nods as he goes on, and Hernandez speaks to Konan
Hernandez: Why did you tell him that Homicide is in the other room for interviewing?
Konan: Ya see Misitco will just keep putting the microphone into his face, and that right there sir will piss off Homicide.
Hernandez: Ahh Genius.
Sin Cara goes into the other room as Homicide is sitting there still silent. Sin Cara goes and he puts the microphone to the face of Homicide. He gets no response from Homicide. So Sin Cara instead puts the microphone in his face again. Homicide speaks softly
Homicide: Get the microphone out of my face
Sin Cara goes and he just puts it closer, when all of a sudden bam. Homicide just whacks Sin Cara. Homicide starts beating down Sin Cara, and Homicide begins to scream, and he begins to ramble in anger at the down Sin Cara
Homicide: AHHHHHHH!!!! I told you to get that damn Microphone out my damn face. Shit Mistico your so damn stupid and you don't even realize it. You want to know why I am pissed off Mistico do you? I am pissed off because I actually won the International championship. That stupid Fandango is finally gone from my life, and L.A.X could have had everything. Hell I had a damn celebration all planned out. I was going to have Ariane Grande there she was gonna sing the way and I was gonna dance with her in the middle of that ring. Floyd Mayweather was gonna come and sign me to a Team Money contract, and then after wards the Mexican president was going to hand me a damn key of Mexico. Now though that is all gone, because Seth Rollins had to use a stupid ass briefcase that gives him a stupid ass shot for my title.
Damn it. Damn it. Screw you Mistico.
Homicide enters the other room
Homicide: Man who ever sent Mistico they are gonna be a dead man, bet ya it was that damn women. Whats her name Taylor. The lady probably needed a damn interview from me. Don't these idiots know that I am having a hard time in my life right now. Don't these people know that we failed, that we are not getting the celebration we deserved. I am gonna go bitch out Taylor for sending Mistico. Don't worry fools I will be ready for my match.
Konan turns to Hernandez and speaks
Konan: Heeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss Baaaaaaaaaaaack
The screen fades to black as Anarchy moves on
DING DING!
Christy Hemme: The following contest is an elimination six-man tag team match and it is your main event! Introducing first...
[video=youtube;RUsAUsEX-N4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUsAUsEX-N4[/video]
"Sleeping Giant" begins playing and the fans begin to boo as the know that the arrival of one of Anarchy's biggest draft picks is about to arrive. Matt Morgan makes his way out onto the stage and for the first time since arriving in UWF, there is nobody with him. Alex Riley and Paul Heyman are not in the arena tonight and Matt Morgan will be going at this alone. Morgan stands on the stage and checks his imaginary watch before posing and having the pyrotechnics go off behind him.
Christy Hemme: From Fairfield, Connecticut. Weighing in at three hundred and ten pounds. Representing G.E.N.E., the "Blueprint", Matt...MORRRRRGANNNNNN!!!
Once the pyro ceases, Morgan makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring. Morgan reaches the bottom of the ramp and leaps from the floor to the apron before stepping over the top and into the ring.
Christy Hemme: And the partner...
[video=youtube;bNK1aWVFMks]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNK1aWVFMks[/video]
Suddenly, the theme music of the "Masterpiece" Chris Masters begins to play over the PA system as the man himself appears before the crowd, illiciting a lot of boos from the fans. He is coming out to his own theme music so as not to associate himself with those in the Establishment being punished tonight. He is wearing his Ironman Championship around his waist and has Layla behind him as he throws his arms out to his sides and poses for the crowd as his pyro goes off.
Christy Hemme: From Los Angeles, California. Weighing in at two hundred and sixty-five pounds. Being accompanied to the ring by Layla and representing the Establishment, the "Masterpiece" Chris Masters!
The power couple of the UWF then proceed to make their way down the ramp as Layla remains ringside and Chris enters the ring.
Christy Hemme: And the partner...
[video=youtube;7w1mq6rAfMM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w1mq6rAfMM[/video]
"Sexy Boy" begins to play over the PA system as the crowd erupts into boos. Shawn comes dancing onto the stage arrogantly and makes his way down the ramp in the same fashion before dropping to his knees and posing as his stage pyro goes off.
Christy Hemme: From San Antonio, Texas. Weighing in at two hundred and twenty-five pounds. Representing the Establishment. The "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels!
Shawn gets off of his knees and continues down the ramp as he enters the ring and prepares for the match ahead.
Christy Hemme: And the opponents...
[video=youtube;cAY1a6PsyDI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAY1a6PsyDI[/video]
The fans erupt into fierce booing as "Bleeding Is A Luxury" by Atreyu begins to play, signaling the impending arrival of the Establishment. The "World's Largest Athlete" Big Show, the "Notorious 187" Homicide" and Carlito make their way through the curtain and begin heading towards the ring.
Christy Hemme: From Bed-Stuy Do or Die, Brooklyn, New York; The Caribbean; and Tampa, Florida respectively. Weighing in at a combined weight of eight hundred and seventy-six pounds. Representing the Establishment. The team of Homicide, Carlito, and the Big Show!
All three men make their way to the end of the ramp and enter the ring as the match gets underway.
DING DING!
Carlito and Masters start off the fans are not happy either way you look at it. The two men lock up as Masters pushes Carlito off of him, as Carlito is admired by his strength. Carlito gets up and he goes and kicks the lower half of Masters legs. Carlito goes and he grabs the head of Masters hitting a head and arm throw. Carlito has the hold locked on, but Masters strength goes and he is getting up quickly. Masters hits a back suplex right onto Carlito. Carlito is down on the ground. Masters goes and he begins to wait for Carlito to get up. Carlito gets up as he gets locked into the Master lock. Carilito is stuck in the Master lock as Masters holds the move, and he begins to twist and turn Carlito like crazy. Carlito is stuck in the hold the referee begins raising his arm signaling an elimination.
Christy Hemme: Carlito has been eliminated.
Carlito is escorted out of the ring as Big Show is placed inside of the ring. The fans boo like crazy as Big Show goes and he grabs the throat of Masters. Masters going and he kicks the gut of the Big Show, and Big Show holds his stomach in pain. Masters goes and he charges at the Big Show, but Big Show picks him up as he spinebusters him. Big Show backs up as Masters is getting up. Big Show goes and he hits a giant Spear right onto Masters. Big Show goes for the pin.
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No kick out by Masters. Big Show goes and he picks up Masters and he throws him into the post. Big Show begins slapping the chest of Masters a bunch of times as the fans are going “ohh†after every slap to the chest. Big Show then just throws Masters to the side like he is nothing. The Big Show goes as he looks pumped up. The fans just boo, and Masters is now up by the other corner post. Big Show charges at him and he knocks him down. Masters is down, as Big Show backs up and he is loading up.
Joey Styles: Big Show is loading up.
Taz: Joey this is not right, my boys are fighting each other right now I am so torn.
Big Show goes for the knockout punch, but Masters goes and he catches it. Big Show is shocked by the strength of Masters, and so are the fans. Big Show is trying to drive the fist, but Masters goes low real quick and he hits a bodyslam right onto the Big Show. Which causes the fans to be shocked like crazy seeing the strength of Chris Masters in full effect. Masters goes as he rolls to his corner tagging in the big man Matt Morgan. Morgan goes as he enters the ring, and he drops and elbow right onto the Big Show. Morgan wastes no time as he picks up the down Big Show, and he hits the hellevator on him. Morgan goes for the cover.
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No kick out by the Big Show. Morgan goes as he backs up and he awaits for the big man to get up. Big Show is getting up, and Morgan hits the carbon footprint right on the Big Show. The referee goes and he makes the cover.
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No Big Show kicked out again.
Taz: Damn Big Show is mega tough!
Joey Styles: What will it take to get this man out of the match?
Morgan looks pissed off as he tags in Shawn Michaels. Michaels goes to the top rope and he hits his trademark diving elbow right onto the Big Show. The fans cheer like crazy as Shawn goes and he kips up but this time more cocky than ever. Shawn goes and he backs up as he goes tuning up the band. The fans cheer as Shawn goes and he keeps on stomping the ground. Shawn keeps on going, and Big Show gets up as he gets superkicked right into the face of the Big Show. Shawn falls down cockily as he goes for the pin.
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No Big Show kicks out.
Taz: WOW!
Shawn looks shocked as hell as he can’t believe the big man kicked out of the Sweet chin music. The fans cheer like crazy as we see Shawn pissed off at this. Morgan points at Masters to come in. Shawn reluctantly tags in Masters, and Masters goes and he tries to hit a Master lock on the already woozy Big man. Big Show goes and he gets locked into the Master lock. The fans boo like crazy as Chris Masters goes and he twists and turns the big man as Big Show is down as the referee raises his arms and Christy Hemme speaks
Christy Hemme: Big Show has been eliminated.
Joey Styles: Homicide now is all alone.
Homicide enters the ring slowly as he looks at Masters, and he smiles at Homicide. Homicide goes in and tells him to: “Lay Downâ€. Masters is looking at him confused. Homicide is ordering him to do so. Masters goes and he responds with: “Whyâ€. Homicide goes and he speaks::â€Otherwise Russo will get rid of you dumb assâ€. Masters turns around as he tries to think about a situation when all of a sudden Homicide goes, and he rolls up Masters and he holds the tights. The referee makes the count.
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Christy Hemme: Chris Masters has been eliminated.
Chris is shocked as Homicide is laughing at him. Homicide backs up and he feels the big man Matt Morgan behind him. Homicide goes and he tells the same thing to Morgan. Morgan goes and he wastes no time hitting the carbon footprint right onto Homicide leveling him completely. Morgan goes, and he picks up Homicide and hits the hellevator. Homicide is down on the mat, and the fans cheer for Morgan a bit just because they hate Homicide. Morgan backs up as he celebrates and then all of a sudden Shawn blind tags him as Morgan stops celebrating, and he stares at Shawn. Shawn goes and he backs up as he hits sweet chin music right into the face of Matt Morgan fans are stun.
Taz: What the hell is going on?
Shawn goes and he covers Homicde.
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Christy Hemme: Here is your winner Shawn Michaels, Matt Morgan, and Chris Masters.
Joey Styles: Shawn Michaels just superkicked Matt Morgan.
Taz: What in the hell is going on?
The fans cheer for Shawn, but Shawn dosen’t seem to care as he is acting cocky as he heads up the ramp. Homicide is being checked on by Hernandez, and Konan. Morgan is looking on at Shawn who is on top of the entrance ramp posing .
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COMMERCIAL FIVE
Coming October 27th!
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The shot goes to outside the building as we see BG James and R-Truth hanging around outside.
R-Truth: I tell ya man there is some crazy shit that happens here on Anarchy. There's that big ass gang called the Establishment who kicks the holy shit out of everyone. I mean did you see that 8 Man tag last week man? Just pure madness. They have that new Ironman Champion Chris Masters, they have that Carlito guy there, hell they have possession of the entire friggin' LAX! And to boot they have Vince Russo bein' part of the whole thing. The biggest friggin' blueberry in the wresslin' business is running Establishment, I mean what in God's name does that mean for us?! I thought I was done workin' with that man a long ass time ago and to be honest I don't feel like starting now. Why if I ever had to look at that man in the face I would punch him in the nose and make sure that he nosebleeds to death. I don't know how much longer I can hold out here in this friggin' brand. I mean I feel so constricted and everyone seems to be watchin' us everywhere we go. Ya feelin' me dawg?
BG is apparently staring into oblivion but snaps out of it and looks to R-Truth.
BG James: Sorry man I wasn't paying attention.
R-Truth: What! You're kiddin' me man! You gotta listen to me I'm not sure I can take this kind of shit anymore man. I mean I swear that I see Vince Russo looking through that window there. See him man? Now look he's waving at us! Shit!
James: Truth, what the hell is the matter with you?
R-Truth: Nothin's wrong with me man.
James: That's a load of shit man, you're getting paranoid over nothing. We've been over on Anarchy for a week and already you're losing your cool over nothing. Yesterday you were freaking out over seeing LAX following you across the city, another time you swore you saw Chris Masters stalking you at the gym. Now you see Vince Russo waving at you through the damn window? Man whatever kush you're smoking you should stop because I'm getting annoyed over how paranoid your becoming. We haven't made any enemies yet man, we've only had one match on Anarchy and that was against The 3MB. And no offense to them but I doubt those skinny bastards can do anything to ambush us.
R-Truth seems to be calming down but looks around agitated, then grabs James by his shirt and starts shaking him.
R-Truth: Where's Rey?
James: He's inside still, why?
R-Truth: Man we have to get him, I think the 3MB may be up to somethin'!
James: ...what?
R-Truth: See I never did trust though metalheaded freaks and now they're going to attack my lil' buddy Rey! Or worse they're going to attack us right here! Shit man we gotta go find him.
James rolls his eyes but decides to play along to R-Truths insane thoughts.
James: Alright this is the plan, I'll go inside and find Rey, meanwhile you stand guard to make sure they don't try and sneak up on me. Got it? And if I'm not back in say 30 minutes then come look for me inside. Alright?
R-Truth: Ight dawg, sounds good!
James turns around and smiles as he leaves R-Truth standing alone. Truth looks around paranoid still but doesn't move from his spot as the shot goes to somewhere else.
[video=youtube;cAY1a6PsyDI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAY1a6PsyDI[/video]
The fans erupt into fierce booing as "Bleeding Is A Luxury" by Atreyu begins to play, signaling the impending arrival of the villainous stable led by Vince Russo. Vince Russo comes out followed by Chris Masters and Layla, who are followed by Homicide and Hernandez, who are followed by Konnan and Sin Cara, who are followed by Shawn Michaels and Carlito, and Big Show is in the back. Coming out with them, as a further sign of Russo's wish to sign them, is G.E.N.E., the team of Alex Riley and Matt Morgan with Paul Heyman. Both groups make their way into the ring and all stand along the ropes, surrounding Vince Russo as he stands in the center of the ring, microphone in hand.
Vince Russo: In this ring with me right now is my Establishment and my hopeful future additions, and I bring them out here with me because at Bad Blood, I have something planned for each and every single one of them. Well, except for the other members of LAX and Layla, but you know what I mean. Last week, and I don't care if he's the champion or not, Seth Rollins showed up on my show uninvited and claimed that the Establishment was going to go down one by one and that he'll happily accept any challenge I throw at him. Well I'm going to give him exactly what he asked for, and give Homicide a chance to redeem himself after his failure, because in a Ladder match it's going to be Seth Rollins defending his International Championship against the former International Champion Homicide but also the "Blueprint" Matt Morgan, David Otunga, the King of the Ring Anarchy finalist Jeff Hardy, as much as I hate him, and the other Establishment member that will be in this contest, the "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels!
The crowd responds to this with a mixed reaction, booing each name except for Hardy, which causes them to pop huge.
Vince Russo: But that's not the only title I plan to bring back to Anarchy and Homicide isn't the only one being given a chance at redemption, because the Extreme Championship is going to be on the line as well. In what I call an Extreme Six Pack Challenge, Umaga will defend his Extreme Championship against the Big Show, Carlito, former Hardcore Champion Curt Hawkins, former Hardcore Champion Christopher Daniels, and the very first Extreme Champion R-Truth. What is an Extreme Six Pack Challenge you ask? Well it has nothing to do with beer before you redneck Stone Cold fans start that up. It involves six wrestlers, with two actively in the ring, and four others outside standing at the turnbuckles. Instead of tagging in and out to become legal, the outside wrestlers enter the ring as soon as another leaves. And since it's Extreme, weapons are allowed as well as encouraged.
The crowd responds with another mixed reaction, not happy that Russo has cooked up a way to try and screw Umaga, booing Big Show and Carlito, cheering Curt Hawkins and R-Truth, and giving a mixture of both to Christopher Daniels.
Vince Russo: Oh come on, I'm giving you gold here and you know it! Speaking of gold, that brings me to the third title that will be defended, the Ironman Championship. Chris, I want to get that "Show Off"'s rematch clause out of the way, so kindly pound him to a pulp when you face him in a rematch for the Ironman Championship.
The crowd outright boos this, further irritating Russo.
Vince Russo: But it doesn't stop there. You see, the Establishment is always looking for new members, and there were a couple men that caught my eye last week, the "Chosen One" Drew McIntyre and the "World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry. I was going to book them in a test to see who was worthy of being in the Establishment, but Mark Henry let me down this week and as a result, is not worthy, so the test will go to Drew McIntyre if he's interested. In a one-on-one contest, Drew McIntyre will face a man who is already a large pain in my neck, the Ultimate Warrior!
The crowd responds by outright booing again.
Vince Russo: And lastly, earlier tonight we heard Santino talk about how he wants a match but then tried to backtrack and say he doesn't want one. Well I'm booking just that. At Bad Blood, it will be Goldberg versus Santino Marella. Now, as for what I've got planned for Anarchy next week...
Suddenly the lights go out as the crowd gasps. When they come back on, all of the members of the Establishment as well as the members of G.E.N.E. are laid out on the mat, each of them with a letter spray painted on them. The camera is shooting from behind Russo, angled in a way that it can be seen that there are four grouped together, one on their own to the far right, four more grouped below the first four, and another three spaced off to the right, forming four words. Homicide has an, "H" spray painted on him while Hernandez next to him has an, "A" while Konnan has a, "V" and Sin Cara has an "E". Carlito has an, "A" spray painted on him. Matt Morgan has an, "N" spray painted on him while Alex Riley has an, "I" and Paul Heyman has a, "C" while Big Show has an, "E". Masters has a, "D" spray painted on him while Layla has an, "A" and lastly, Shawn Michaels has a, "Y". Vince Russo looks on in disbelief and shock as he sees what is spelled out before him isn't just a group of words, but a phrase, "Have A Nice Day". Anarchy fades to black as Russo falls to his knees and grabs the sides of his head, looking panicked and muttering, "No, no, no. It can't be."
CREDITS
Santino promo-
Andrew
Heyman promo, Reigns vs. RVD-
Cwalker
3LK promo-
natlav
Brotunga promo-
Killz
Big Show promo-
Doink
LAX promo, Goldberg vs. Henry, Warrior vs. Otunga, Main event, Tag match-
Chase
Everything else-
Chris Dresdon
CONFIRMED FOR BAD BLOOD
International Championship
Ladder Match
Seth Rollins(c) vs. Homicide vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Morgan vs. Shawn Michaels vs. David Otunga
Ironman Championship
30 Minute Ironman
Chris Masters(c) vs. Dolph Ziggler
Extreme Championship
Extreme Six Pack Challenge
Umaga(c) vs. Big Show vs. Carlito vs. Curt Hawkins vs. Christopher Daniels vs. R-Truth
Drew McIntyre vs. Ultimate Warrior
Santino Marella vs. Goldberg
OOC: Alright guys, I respect all of you so I'm going to be honest, I can't write matches anymore. All of the time I've been dedicating to the shows and booking on top of playing three characters on top of trying to be instrumental in keeping the peace on top of work has finally caught up to me and is now causing me marital problems. Therefore, I am stepping down as the head writer of Anarchy effective immediately. Chase is the new head writer and CliqueClacks is the new co-head writer. I will continue playing Vince Russo, but that will be my only contribution going forward. Thanks for a great year! Next week's card and Bad Blood are my final booked cards.
P.S. Champ has a strike for no-showing.
