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Re: UWF Lockdown Steel Cage - Mr.Kennedy vs John Morrison
Airbourne song “Turn Up The Trouble†starts playing on the PA System. Mr. Kennedy walks out from behind the curtain as the lights go down. Mr. Kennedy is wearing his classic “Talk Loud, Hit Harder†shirt. He raises his hand up in the air as the microphone comes down from the ceiling of the arena on stage.
Mr. Kennedy grabs the microphone and looks around at the crowd who are mainly cheering him. He begins to speak.
Mr. Kennedy: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls people of all ages. You should all direct your attention to either the entrance stage or the titantron and give a nice welcome to the man who hails from Green Bay, Wisconsin, the greatest wrestler in sports entertainment history... The Black Sheep of UWF, and the man who is going to make John Morrison his bitch tonight and at Lockdown! MISSTEEEEEERRR KENNNNEEEEEDDDDYYY…
Mr. Kennedy pauses as the crowd waits as he finally says his name again.
Mr. Kennedy: ...KENNEDEH!
Mr. Kennedy: You ask for a bit too much don't you Johnny boy? Now I've heard all the backstage stories, about how you're a hell of an opponent and I find myself grateful to grab that experience. Being in the ring with you, John Morrison. Mind you, last night was a great highlight because I already got to experience having a one-up on you. Really, I shouldn't brag but you see I didn't get that pinfall on you Johnny. Oh no, I certainly didn't but that match has given me the potential, given me the desire and the willpower knowing this is exactly what I require before going into LOCKDOWN. But Johnny, last time I checked I don't have foot and mouth disease and my feet are standing right here on this canvas. My mouth is right here, right where the microphone is... Unless you wanted me to put the microphone on my behind... *cough* Man, your perfume stinks! Now if you think me calling out Randy Orton was stupid or whatever you thought wrong. Last week was a prime example to why I am the 'Black Sheep of UWF' and you can bash that name all you like but quite frankly I couldn't give a rat's arse what your thoughts are. Throwing me in a random tag match because Kofi and R-Truth has issues, pfft! You're just a random opponent to me John, you were chosen by Randy Orton to face me because Randy deep inside is quite scared of me. It's quite funny how his job could be on the line, it might mean he'll have to come back as a wrestler to keep away from the unemployment line! It's working for me, maybe not so much for you... Now your return to a Pay-Per-View is something you see as a big thing, the last time you were around you were losing to Cody Rhodes. It's quite funny how you skiddled off after suffering such a defeat, is this happening once I embarrass you Johhny? Are you going to run back to Melina? Where the hell is she? Is she on Smackdown with Batista again? We all know what happened there, but Johnny I want you to focus, focus hard...
Mr. Kennedy walks around the ring while still talking still looking at John Morrison.
I don't preach to a choir so why should I preach to you and take this as some sort of gospel? If I wanted to hear somebody rant much like yourself I'd listen to Reverend D'Von. But even that guy puts me to sleep! But anyways back to the point here John. You're no executioner, you're just John Morrison... a male who thinks he is Rick Martel. A man who comes to the ring with his slo-motion entrance and tries to woo the girls in the front row because he's got long hair like Jesus. Well, you can have all the ladies you want and infect yourself with STD's. This isn't going to be a one-sided beatdown, once I defeat you... You'll feel like you've just slept with a fat woman, ouch! Four walls of steel, I've experienced what it's like to be in a steel cage and you probably have a few times as well. But hyping yourself up as this being one-sided? You've thought this one through and you are absolutely wrong! Do you think 'The Black Sheep of UWF' is going to let you beat the hell out of me like a rag doll? You're delusional John, you really are. I'm going to put up a fight and do everything it takes to enable a victory over you. Then I'll be praying that Randy is fired from his job so he can finally lace his boots and step in the ring instead of being a pansy! That's the problem here, you're all puppets and pansies but John, knowing you like a challenge and the fact you have no other choice because Randy was desperate to have you back...
Mr. Kennedy chuckles as he gets into the face of John Morrison.
Desperation, it's what this is all about. Randy knew there wasn't anything planned for me, he knew he had to get a "Legend" to come back. But Randy's forgotten something... He used to be a "Legend Killer"; if I slay you John, if I defeat you... Randy will know I've killed a legend in UWF, Randy will know this sheep will be heard loud and clear. Wrestling is my life, its' what I enjoy doing and I am putting the change in that. I am THAT very person to enforce that UWF is about WRESTLING and not ponies who wear fur coats, not guys like Kofi Kingston who thinks we're all racist pricks. Certainly not Jeff Hardy with all his face-paint so the kids can think he's awesome. NO! This is about me, this is about MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEERRRRRRR KENNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY!
And before I finish it off... It's about me for a reason, I am myself, I don't need a gimmick... My life is my gimmick and Johnny boy... you're not yourself, you're just a pretender like the rest of them. Once again... the name is...
KENNEDY!
Mr. Kennedy then takes a few steps back as says inaudiably "Your turn pally"
Mr. Kennedy grabs the microphone and looks around at the crowd who are mainly cheering him. He begins to speak.
Mr. Kennedy: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls people of all ages. You should all direct your attention to either the entrance stage or the titantron and give a nice welcome to the man who hails from Green Bay, Wisconsin, the greatest wrestler in sports entertainment history... The Black Sheep of UWF, and the man who is going to make John Morrison his bitch tonight and at Lockdown! MISSTEEEEEERRR KENNNNEEEEEDDDDYYY…
Mr. Kennedy pauses as the crowd waits as he finally says his name again.
Mr. Kennedy: ...KENNEDEH!
Mr. Kennedy: You ask for a bit too much don't you Johnny boy? Now I've heard all the backstage stories, about how you're a hell of an opponent and I find myself grateful to grab that experience. Being in the ring with you, John Morrison. Mind you, last night was a great highlight because I already got to experience having a one-up on you. Really, I shouldn't brag but you see I didn't get that pinfall on you Johnny. Oh no, I certainly didn't but that match has given me the potential, given me the desire and the willpower knowing this is exactly what I require before going into LOCKDOWN. But Johnny, last time I checked I don't have foot and mouth disease and my feet are standing right here on this canvas. My mouth is right here, right where the microphone is... Unless you wanted me to put the microphone on my behind... *cough* Man, your perfume stinks! Now if you think me calling out Randy Orton was stupid or whatever you thought wrong. Last week was a prime example to why I am the 'Black Sheep of UWF' and you can bash that name all you like but quite frankly I couldn't give a rat's arse what your thoughts are. Throwing me in a random tag match because Kofi and R-Truth has issues, pfft! You're just a random opponent to me John, you were chosen by Randy Orton to face me because Randy deep inside is quite scared of me. It's quite funny how his job could be on the line, it might mean he'll have to come back as a wrestler to keep away from the unemployment line! It's working for me, maybe not so much for you... Now your return to a Pay-Per-View is something you see as a big thing, the last time you were around you were losing to Cody Rhodes. It's quite funny how you skiddled off after suffering such a defeat, is this happening once I embarrass you Johhny? Are you going to run back to Melina? Where the hell is she? Is she on Smackdown with Batista again? We all know what happened there, but Johnny I want you to focus, focus hard...
Mr. Kennedy walks around the ring while still talking still looking at John Morrison.
I don't preach to a choir so why should I preach to you and take this as some sort of gospel? If I wanted to hear somebody rant much like yourself I'd listen to Reverend D'Von. But even that guy puts me to sleep! But anyways back to the point here John. You're no executioner, you're just John Morrison... a male who thinks he is Rick Martel. A man who comes to the ring with his slo-motion entrance and tries to woo the girls in the front row because he's got long hair like Jesus. Well, you can have all the ladies you want and infect yourself with STD's. This isn't going to be a one-sided beatdown, once I defeat you... You'll feel like you've just slept with a fat woman, ouch! Four walls of steel, I've experienced what it's like to be in a steel cage and you probably have a few times as well. But hyping yourself up as this being one-sided? You've thought this one through and you are absolutely wrong! Do you think 'The Black Sheep of UWF' is going to let you beat the hell out of me like a rag doll? You're delusional John, you really are. I'm going to put up a fight and do everything it takes to enable a victory over you. Then I'll be praying that Randy is fired from his job so he can finally lace his boots and step in the ring instead of being a pansy! That's the problem here, you're all puppets and pansies but John, knowing you like a challenge and the fact you have no other choice because Randy was desperate to have you back...
Mr. Kennedy chuckles as he gets into the face of John Morrison.
Desperation, it's what this is all about. Randy knew there wasn't anything planned for me, he knew he had to get a "Legend" to come back. But Randy's forgotten something... He used to be a "Legend Killer"; if I slay you John, if I defeat you... Randy will know I've killed a legend in UWF, Randy will know this sheep will be heard loud and clear. Wrestling is my life, its' what I enjoy doing and I am putting the change in that. I am THAT very person to enforce that UWF is about WRESTLING and not ponies who wear fur coats, not guys like Kofi Kingston who thinks we're all racist pricks. Certainly not Jeff Hardy with all his face-paint so the kids can think he's awesome. NO! This is about me, this is about MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEERRRRRRR KENNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY!
And before I finish it off... It's about me for a reason, I am myself, I don't need a gimmick... My life is my gimmick and Johnny boy... you're not yourself, you're just a pretender like the rest of them. Once again... the name is...
KENNEDY!
Mr. Kennedy then takes a few steps back as says inaudiably "Your turn pally"