[video=youtube;jzwRRb9huZU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzwRRb9huZU&feature=plcp[/video]
Suddenly, an unknown themesong rocks out all over the arena and the lights begin to flash as the crowd doesn’t know what to expect. MY WORLD by Emigrate blasts on as the Smackdown European champion; Jeff Jarrett escorts his lovely bride onto the stage. Karen Jarrett smiles as the crowd gives her and her hubby a decent ovation. The couple talks amongst themselves as they descend down the ramp and up the steel ring steps. Helping his beautiful bride into the ring they quickly take center ring and pose for the crowd. Jeff waves his hand as if presenting her to the crowd as the fans get louder making Karen smile a sheepish smile.
Finally, Jeff pulls out a microphone and announces to the crowd.
Jeff Jarrett: Ladies and Gentlemen! The KING OF THE MOUNTAIN proudly presents his queen!
The crowd gets loud again as Jeff presents the microphone with both hands as if handing her a scepter. She giggles and takes it; receiving a kiss from her prince. She smiles, once again, as the crowd begins to chant.
JARR-ETT! JARR-ETT! JARR-ETT!!
Ole Double J steps back out of the spotlight as his Queen addresses the crowd.
Karen Jarrett: To steal a play out of my good friend Alberto Del Rio’s play book: MY NAME IS KAREN JARRETT! But of course, you already know that! You also already know that I am the queen to my king, Jeff. What you probably don’t realize is that I have been trained in wrestling by two of the best wrestlers in the business.
Jeff looks a little uneasy as Karen gives him a look.
Karen Jarrett: One, who will remain nameless, and the man who taught me the most about engaging in physical contact; Double J, Jeff Jarrett! Thank you honey!
She blows him a kiss and he grins arrogantly.
Karen Jarrett: The point is that, although, up to now, you haven’t seen me engage in a wrestling match, I have all the training I need to not only wrestle, but be a QUEEN at it! And that’s exactly what I intend to do. Just as, my lovebug, Jeff, is scaling the heights; first winning the European Championship and, then, being chosen as the captain of TEAM WOLFE. I intend to ascend the mountain, as it was, and become the QUEEN OF THE VIXENS!
The men in the crowd get hyped just thinking about a women’s match.
VIXENS! VIXENS! VIXENS!
Karen Jarrett: That brings me to little AJ. You know, I think it’s cute that she wants to get in the ring and…uh…fight like the big girls. But, sweety, I’ve run a women’s wrestling program before and I’m afraid someone of your frail a frame is just bound to get herself hurt. No offense. You understand I am just thinking of your personal well being when I beg you to just STAY AWAY FROM THE RING.
The crowd gives her a mixed reaction as she goes on.
Karen Jarrett: Not that I’m worried about fighting you. Let’s be serious. I’m twice your size. And, check it out, I’m all luscious curves and muscle!
Jeff nods in agreement as he looks her over in that hot red dress.
Karen Jarrett: Now, I realize that someone with such a boyish figure has a limited future in this business. But, at least, you could pick your boyfriends better. I mean, let’s get one thing straight. Mr. Daniel ‘goatface’ Bryan is NOT the greatest of catches. To take that kind of abuse, a woman would have to be of very low self esteem or …crazy?
The crowd erupts as she and Jeff share a little laugh.
Karen Jarrett: Oh, I see. We’re playing this crazy bit all the way through. Well, honey, I ain’t buyin’. NOBODY’S THAT crazy. And, even if you are, it isn’t going to help you in the ring at all. Because once the bell rings, all you’re going to remember is the Queen of the Mountain slappin’ the crazy right out of that pretty little head of yours!
She smiles and Jeff laughs as they are suddenly interrupted.
OOC: The video is amateur, but check out the themesong.
