UWF 2012: Past Smackdown Trashtalking

[Kiffy Lube]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 8/10/12 Card*

The 6-man and Champion v.s Champion match should be excellent stuff.

Gonna attack champions.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Smackdown 8/10/12: Rob Van Dam v.s Triple H

*Time To Play The Game*

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Triple H takes his usual time coming to the ring. He spits on some fans in the aisle way before making his way to the side of the ring. You known the side of the ring that faces the most important camera. Trips gets up on the apron and spits again this time widely on the entire first few rows in the crowd. He ignores the people thinking it's disgusting and heads to the upper right corner to pose for all his adoring fans. He waits for the crowd to die down before going for ringside mic threatening crew nearside to give it to him. Trips walks back towards the center and looks around at the arena before speaking.

Triple H:
So here I am again... The legendary, one of a kind star... One of a kind, hah... At least I know hard working athletes are everywhere in this business. Well in my realm they are which is exactly what I am... I'm a hard working, self-persevering superstar. Everything I do and say is the the truth, it's the gospel. Now Rob Van Dam, if there is one thing you aren't, it's what I just said about myself. I never saw a lazier wrestler in my entire life and with all your talent... It was just such a shame. I remember you grasping for straws around me trying to make me care. It's sad day in the business I am in when I have to take people like you seriously. You know I can do a somersault myself? It's not hard really. Hell, I'll show everyone here how easy it is and if I feel generous maybe I'll throw in a cartwheel but you know ol' Hybrid H doesn't want to cripple himself...

For the amusement of the fans HHH does a somersault and gets up and does a half-assed cartwheel as the fans boo him. The mic he dropped on the ground is quickly snatched up again before he goes on.

Triple H:
That sure did a number on my deltoids good thing I'm more used to throwing fists than kicks that will leave me a wheelchair. Jesus Christ... I guess maybe with a couple years of yoga I could be selling out bingo halls, too. Hell what do I know? What I did in the ring led to greater pastures while what you did in the ring made you stagnant. So now you are the glorious European Champion here in UCW? I can't say I'm surprised you usually don't look past your previous, self rewarding status. You thrive on being good at what you are. You get a good pay and then you soar the clouds with all your hippy friends. It must be fun waking up hazy, having a hearty breakfast and then lying on your couch watching television all day as potato chips crumble down your chin and onto your shirt while you wait to please those blood-thirsty fans of yours that don't care about talent... Considering how I am when I got enough money I bought my own gym.... I didn't re-up. Maybe these statements are a little harsh but the only person you can blame for your situation is you...

Trips relaxes a bit looking over at a crowd of mostly RVD fans before continuing with his words.

Triple H:
Now if you think making vague assertions on your life is all I am going to do here you have another thing coming because I know damn well what you will bring to our match... I know you'll bring that sloppy excuse of a manager Bill Alfonso ringside since you and I both know the only way you could beat me is with help.... Yes, I know for a fact you can't beat me straight up. You know why Rob Van Dam?

Trips walks around the ring for a few moments letting everyone ponder.

Triple H:
You know if you don't know I'll tell you why right now... In the past I looked into your eyes and I saw nothing. Nothing at all. No passion, no pride, no determination. It wasn't backstage politics that held you down against the likes of me... It was YOU. Every time you speak I hear NOTHING. NOTHING at all. You just can't cut it, kid... You can have all that talent, you can have that pain threshold but when it comes down to it... You just don't have IT. So come out here kid and tell me otherwise... Tell me how you are going to win... Look me into the eyes because if you know anything which I don't think you do... half the battle is won before we even step into the ring and we all know that is why you will never BEAT ME...

HHH is now cut off hopefully by his opponent.​

 

[Blizzard]

SD! - Y.E.S./Wyatt vs. Cena/Hardy/Edge

“BRRRRR-RAPIDOOOO!â€
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John Cena’s entrance music blares out of the speakers, and the crowd bursts in thunderous cheers. All of a sudden, an over hyped John Cena bursts out onto the stage, which is a pleasure from the U.W.F. Universe. John Cena looks into the camera and screams out “I had breakfast with the president and his family earlier today, great people! Their daughters beat me in an arm wrestlin’ match though, tough girls!†before meeting the end of the stage. John Cena takes a bow forward, straightening himself before raising his right arm quickly, saluting the ring. John Cena springs forward and sprints down the entrance ramp. John Cena slides in the ring and hops up and onto his feet, as he throws up his hand sign on the ropes. John Cena bounces off the ropes and throws his cap at the crowd, who fight over it. John Cena walks over to the end of the ring, grabbing a microphone before speaking.

John Cena: Wow, what a show we all had this past Friday, huh? It was phenomenal, it was a success, and it was epic! For the people who sadly missed it, you can simply go on YouTube and search rawisrey. Apparently, he’s our guy who does the whole videos stuff, but I’m sure he uploads the shows so check it out! For those who simply want me to recap, I’ll do so! Woo Woo Woo! Zack Ryder managed to get the win over my fellow partner Jeff Hardy. U.W.F. Champion ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin made his way to Smackdown only to be interrupted by Damien Sandow and that annoyin’ prick Ted DiBiase! A champion vs. champion match was made for this week, and for the sake of Smackdown, don’t mess up Teddy boy. Triple H made his return to Friday nights, that’s always a pleasure. Josh Matthews doesn’t know the difference between clotheslines and dropkicks, and Smackdown’s resident Justice League emerged with a victory once again! Batista’s more butt hurt then he’s ever been in his career, Daniel Bryan weaseled his way with another win, and Edge stole the show with that incredible Edgecution off the top rope through the table! And finally, I’ve defeated Bray Wyatt and overcame crooked referees, crooked lawyers, crooked rich boys, crooked giants, crooked everythin’s! And, I will do the same at SummerSlam, despite Show bein’ added to the match! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again you’re lookin’ at the next World Champion and if you don’t believe it, I’ll make you believe it!

The audience cheers at the promise made by John Cena who nods his head in appreciation of the fan’s response. Cena nods his head, as he continues.

John Cena: Let’s get to business, folks. I don’t wish to hold up must of anyone’s time, but I can’t allow myself to get distracted by this point at hand. The point bein’ is I was booked in a six man tag team match, chaos at its finest! We got Angel, Webster’s, Yes, and Enigma, or so it seems. Tell me that doesn’t spell crazy in more ways than a single line of R-Truth speakin’! If you’re listenin’ Truth, let me say it so only you will understand. Three out of the four are about to get got! ‘Cause, we all know that one is Enigma, and I gotta’ count him out. Apparently, he’s on our side. On paper, he’s on our side but in reality, I ain’t gon’ believe it. Y’see, Jeff Hardy has been a pain in my ass since I arrived on Smackdown, and I’m not gon’ believe ‘cos he’s been actin’ different he’s on my side. Actually, he’s on Edge’s and my side. That’s some serious business, because I can’t trust you, won’t trust you, and I don’t need to trust you. I trust Edge, ‘cos I’ve come too realization he’s turned a new leaf and I’m happy to say that after he and I practically killed each other back in 2006. Edge is on my side, and Edge will be in my corner when we kick some ass, my only question is will you? I don’t trust you, but I trust your abilities in makin’ the right decision. So, pretty much what I’m sayin’ is, don’t get in my way and I won’t get in yours. We get the job done and you don’t have to hear of my big fat mouth again. Unless you emerge SummerSlam as Mr. Money in the Bank then we got ourselves a problem.

John Cena stares in the camera, as his last sentence was directed to Jeff Hardy. Cena has an “I’m the problem solver†expression on his face which is never good for anyone. Cena slowly raises the microphone up to his lips as he continues.

John Cena: And then there’s Angel! Preach, preach, preach! Bray Wyatt – the Angel of Dirt. Y’see, my goal when I once again had the opportunity to face you Bray was simple, win. And, that’s exactly what happened last week. I overcame the odds like no one else can and I finally defeated you! You had the biggest advantage goin’ in our match last week. The World Champion was at ringside, Big Show would soon make his way out to help, Mustache Man was with you, hell there was a crooked referee and yet you still lost. Ooh, that’s gotta’ sting doesn’t it Bray? If I was in your position, I’d look up at the real man in the sky and ask for some help but for you Bray? This Friday, all you have is lookin’ straight at me while I give you the biggest boot up your ass of all time and you will do exactly what you did last week and that’s fail! As I finish off with that, there are still two people to talk about! The significant factor goin’ into this contest revolves around two men and that’s Damien Sandow and Daniel Bryan. I’ve had the pleasure of facin’ Bryan already, but we all know how that went down. Sandow? He’s a first, so I ask you two – don’t let the disguise fool you or you might end up with an Attitude Adjustment from Super Cena. Bryan likes to come out here and scream ‘Yes!’ like it means somethin’ ‘cos so far Bryan, you haven’t done anythin’ to impress me where as Sandow? Beside Bryan, your best friend is a dictionary! You’ve done nothin’ to impress me as well so consider this your shot. Consider this Y.E.S.’s only shot of impressin’ John Cena because if you fail to do so, the only ones that gon’ be chantin’ ‘Yes!’ are gon’ be Edge, Jeff, and I. In fact, let me practice – ‘Yes! Yes! Ye-’...

John Cena is interrupted by a familiar entrance music that would trigger boo’s from the audience.​

 

[rawisrey]

Re: SD! - Y.E.S./Wyatt vs. Cena/Hardy/Edge

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*The crowd immediately boo to the stage, as Sandow emerges through the curtain and out on the stage raising his hands up in the air with a mic already in hand. He looks down to the ring at Cena for a moment, he starts to make his way down to the ring looking a bit more serious than previous outings while raising the microphone resting in his hand like a wine glass to his mouth*

Damien Sandow:

Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment...My name is Damien Sandow and I am here to help all of you. Help all of you from ignoramuses, simpletons, and miscreants such as Mr. Cena here. For you have a achieved a great influence over the minds of the viewing audience which would make you one of the men responsible for the descent into the doldrums of ignorance all these people have gone through. Simply listening to you speak shows me how much of a bad influence you are Mr. Cena, for your butchering of the English language and your short sighted morale standing. People such as Mr. Austin, Mr. Edge, Mr. Hardy, and yourself are the reason I came to this company. I must cleanse this business of the filth you people have covered it in, however I shall be getting to that in just a moment. For I first would like to address what occurred Last Friday on this very serial, that being my so-called "match" with Edge. I say so called for many reasons, one of course being the abhorrent ruling put forth on the bout itself, that is however not what I speak of. As people who have won the Money in the Bank case before and cashed it in know, there is a set rule to matches that most senior officials know to enforce and that is that both men must be on their feet for the bell to be rung. I believe Mr. Robinson did not think clearly because he's not only an ignoramus but he had just refereed a bout prior, or it was because of the erroneous job Mr. Cornette was doing. But the bell rang after Edge chose to accost me without reason with a steel chair across my back, I was on the floor when the bell rang and that is going against UWF rules, therefore as far as I see it That bout never occurred.

*The crowd boos Sandows thought process, Sandow simply walks up the steel steps looking at the booing crowd*

Thank you for your Irrelevant opinion.

*The crowd boos even louder as Sandow turns back towards Cena in the ring*

That said, Jeffrey Hardy decided to interfere in the bout that never happened, whether it be an act of jealousy towards the new faces of this brand or simply seeking attention. His actions will cost him dearly sooner rather than later, For he is beyond a mere ignoramus. He is a deplorable degenerate whose lifestyle has polluted the young minds of the lambs of the UWF Audience for far too long. Therefore I shall be revealing this false prophet for what he truly is, and once that occurs I hope he learns the lesson I imparted to him. As far as Edge goes I simply have no desire to face him once again, however he has wrongfully accosted me more than once over the past several weeks and therefore he must be dealt with accordingly. All that however brings me to you Mr. Cena.

*Sandow pauses for a moment looking at the audience, he steps into the ring slowly and looks at Cena across the ring from him*

For you have always had the best interest at heart of all these poor...poor..."people". Their cheers are your fuel in this ring, and you pride yourself in being a man who does the right thing no matter the situation. However your view of the world is skewed, you want whats best for these people yet you think they are good just the way they are. If you truly wanted to help them you would encourage them to change, just as I do. For I truly care for all of you ignorant, deluded people. That is why I look to save you all from yourselves, to give you all the cure to the disease of ineptitude. I wish to give you all the enlightenment you all so desperately, desperately yearn for. However Mr. Bryan and I and to that effect Mr. Wyatt cannot save people alone, my process may be different however it is I who am saving these people while you are helping them drown in the sea of their own self imposed inadequacies. Therefore I extend to you an offer, an offer to help me save these people by pledging your own allegiance to my word and allowing the unsure ignoramuses in the audience to open their eyes by your hand. I always first try to convert, however when people cannot comprehend my lessons they must be eradicated, All you would truly have to do, is remain at ringside during this bout and allow us to eradicate the miscreants known as Edge and Jeffrey Hardy. Simply think of it as keeping yourself ready for your bout at the Summerslam event, and it would be in your best interest to listen for after what occurred on Friday I am no longer simply a savior, after my request were ignored, and my bout was erroneously started and interfered in I have become a martyr to anyone who appreciates a sophisticated mind. And at the end, everything that I do; I do for the benefit, the well-being, and the common good...of each and every one of you...

*Sandow looks at Cena directly with a smirk on his face*

You're Welcome

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[Andrew]

Smackdown: Batista vs. Ryder

The fans begin to get on their feet, booing the hell out of the arrival of Batista. He walks through the curtains, a few seconds afterwards. Batista walks to the ramp holding a chair in one hand as he stops half way before crouching down as the pyrotechnics goes off.

Batista gets back up, slapping himself on the chest a couple times as he makes his way to the ring as he calls for a microphone as he indicates he wants spotlight and is given so as he takes a seat on the chair.

Batista;

Once again you scrawny punks refuse to listen to me. Every freakin' week I say the damn same thing, I say I'm going to hurt someone and every freakin' week somebody gets hurt. Last week was a complete mockery, did I enjoy myself? Sure I did. Why do you think I enjoyed it? Because Samoa Joe pranced around like the big fat baby he is and tried to tell me he was going to stop my unstoppable destruction, the thing is NOBODY can stop my destruction... Everyone who steps into my path will receive the exact same thing last week and the week before. It all starts when I beat the living hell out of Dean Ambrose, putting him straight through a barricade thus destructing the damn thing... Just days before I destroyed Dean Ambrose I was in a King of the Mountain match where I proved my domination but as energy was nearing to an end... The Big Show ruined what could have been me justifying myself in glory holding that World Heavyweight Championship and yet, management has placed me on hold. They decided I had to do it the hard way with another multi-man match, Money In The Bank. How many multi-man matches do I need to be placed in? Management is failing to understand that it's one step closer... if you're trying to ruin my chances you're not... My chances grow and increase because it gives me more opportunity to hurt people, more superstars for me to injure. Speaking of injury... First it was Dean Ambrose, last week it was Samoa Joe, not one, not two, not three but FOUR Batista Bombs I delivered. I could have kept going but I was pulled off by officials, I won via Technical Knockout and they say Samoa Joe is the toughest opponent I've faced? Bitch please, Samoa Joe might have been a bit heavier than I am... But that fat baby had nothing on me! Absolutely nothing, I felt like I was flogging a dead horse for Christ sake! Everyone comes into the ring and says the damn same thing week in, week out... My actions have been justified and I prove every single week why I cannot be stopped. Regardless of a loss two weeks ago, the ending result is my opponents going home in an ambulance! I want some freakin' competition around 'ere!

Batista pauses for a moment as a ring-crew member whispers in Batista's ear, telling him his opponent is Zack Ryder this week.

Are you freakin' kidding me? I've got to face Zack frickin' Ryder this week? That goofy lookin' kid who wears two dollar sunglasses? That Jersey Shore rip-off? Now, I saw you last week on the monitor... You got a win over Jeff freakin' Hardy... Whoopee-do.. That guy is too busy stumblin' around the ring on drugs so it's not even near impressive knowing you beat him. You see Zack, you've been allocated into the Money In The Bank match, I know you're afraid of facing me in the ring this week and you're not even in my league. It's management running out of people for me to face, yet they haven't given me Rey Mysterio or John Cena yet... Management is calling this competition? Competition against a freakin' guy like you?! How on Earth do people take you seriously? They only cheer for you because of your stupid YouTube show that you do, trying to make it big... Look punk, you're using YouTube to make a damn name for yourself. A guy like me had to go through Ohio Valley Wrestling and wrestle with the likes of Kane, Brock Lesnar and Randy Orton to get a freakin' job here. Management must be desperate to hire a guy like you here! I trained with guys who are bigger and better than me, they've kicked my ass from one side of the ring to the other and look at me today, I'm much more stronger than everyone else here! I've won countless Championships in the past and what have you won? You've yet to be in the league I've always been in, the main event scene. You've never ever been a part of it and surprisingly if the Money In The Bank match is the main event then you've tasted a tiny bit of success but what makes you think you've got what it takes to walk out of that match alive? This match on Smackdown! is just a little taste of what's coming your way at the Pay-Per-View. Ryder, I know you've been around the company for quite some time and you were taken seriously at one stage thanks to your friend Edge... The fact is, he doesn't like you anymore... Nobody does. You've changed your look, cut your hair and tried to be a complete rip-off of somebody you're not. You know if you kept to who you were in the past, proved you're not a goofball... Then maybe you would be in my league, but I'm a man who does everything on his own. The Tag Team Division is something I could destroy myself and it's been proven once I destroyed Jeff Jarrett and now Samoa Joe, he probably won't even make it to defend the belt. Speaking of Tag Teams... Last week, when I destroyed Samoa Joe, I was praised by Y.E.S. that is Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow, they know of my extraordinary talent and willpower that I deliver. As for you Zack, you bring nothing to the table at all and this very week I'm going to freakin' break your skull, I don't like the way ya look so I'm gonna fix ya damn face and change ya for the better! If you've got a problem with that then bad-luck 'cos there's nothing you're going to do about it!

Suddenly Batista's interrupted..

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[Lewb]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 8/10/12 Card*

Looking forward to throw it up with Rey Hoov and Sam, got Blizzy and Slim on my side, that's a damn good semi-main event right there. Time to figure out who Jeff Hardy is.........

 

[Lewb]

Re: SD! - Y.E.S./Wyatt vs. Cena/Hardy/Edge

ANOTHER ME IS WHAT THERE WILL NEVER BE!

The crowd throw a mixed response into the Smackdown arena as most people don't know how to take the Enigma. Showing mixed emotions and mixed allegiances as of late, Jeff Hardy walks out onto the stage with face-paint distinctively on as he makes his way down the ramp.

He looks at both John Cena and Damien Sandow in the ring before sliding in through under the bottom rope. He requests for a microphone and the stage-hand hands one to him, as his music stops. Whether people booed, cheered or didn't know which to do, they all created a noise in which Hardy lifts his hand up in acknowledgement before starting to speak.

Jeff Hardy: Damien Sandow..... I don't normally do this but since the only opinion I really couldn't care less about right now is yours, your going to have to excuse me just a few moments, as I have much more important matters to attend to. John Cena.... John, John, John. I enjoyed your little re-cap from last week, thank-you for bringing up my loss to Zack Ryder, very attentive to detail as always but of course, as always seems to be the case John, you never shine a light on fact that concerns yourself in a less than perfect light. I'm still awaiting to hear acceptable answers to burning questions such as why you get picked out of thin air to claim a title shot... Why is it that the face of the company gets a one on one opportunity, when before last week, your previous one on one encounter was losing to me. Yeah, I have been a thorn in your side, and a pain in your ass and I would have thought by now you would have understood why. My behaviors may have changed recently but my anguish towards you getting handed plaudits you don't deserve still burns down in my soul stronger than ever John. It may sound like crying over spilt milk, and what's done is done, there is no point keeping on about but if you wish to undermine my intentions live on television, and live in front of these people, then I have no problem in handing you a swerve-ball right back. Contrary to whether I like what happens around here regarding you, the most important thing to me is what happens here regarding to Jeff Hardy. I always walk down the ramp to win and I intend on doing that this Thursday. After the match and the gloves are off, you want to deal with this thorn in your side then you can by all means try, but in the match you have my word I am there to take the victory, take the momentum into Summerslam that will take me up that ladder, claim the briefcase and who knows.... Maybe if you become champion I'll be an even bigger thorn in your side.

Jeff turns his back on Cena and then goes back to the opponent that has made it out to the arena for Thursday night, in Damien Sandow.

Don't flatter yourself Sandow, what happened in your match on Smackdown... it had nothing to do with you. You were in a no disqualification match with a man I still respect and feel is one of the best in the game, past and present. But not even The Rated "R" Superstar was going to be able to withstand both of you. All I done was even the odds and as soon as action went to a one on one environment look what happened.... You lost. You see through all the long words and complex meanings there is literally a spewing of lies that comes out of your mouth and you just can't seem to help yourself. How would my actions possibly be an act of jealousy. I have been in the main event picture here on Smackdown since the brand has begun. You have riding the tail-coat of Daniel Bryan and mooching off his success as the only talented side to your little group. and while you claim to be eradicating this business of all wrong-doers and making excuses when you don't get the job done, I have been getting that done, and solidifying myself as a top Smackdown superstar.

But the main person I have to worry about this Thursday is Bray Wyatt. Bray, I can't seem to go a couple of weeks without our paths meeting again and again. As I am the thorn in John Cena's side, you appear to be the thorn in mine, only, success isn't what stings me with you. In fact it's the opposite. How can a man be so mediocre as yourself in accomplishments and in performance, but yet still be at the helm of a show like Smackdown? It's not something that worries me, it just annoys me slightly to know that until Summerslam, you are going to be held in the same regard as me, and in the same regard as people like Edge, a man that eclipses you with talent in his little finger. But I suppose I can wait that long, I can wait until Summerslam. Because then will be my elevation, my path to glory, and whether I have to crash into Ted DiBiases parade or with it's John-boy's time, I will be wrestling the World Heavyweight Championship off them, and you will truly see then once and for all who Jeff Hardy really is.

Just as Jeff finishes talking.......



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[Lub]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 8/10/12 Card*

Looking forward to throw it up with Rey Hoov and Sam, got Blizzy and Slim on my side, that's a damn good semi-main event right there. Time to figure out who Jeff Hardy is.........

Uhmmm ................... a loser?

 

[Lub]

Re: Smackdown 8/10/12: Rob Van Dam v.s Triple H

For a moment there’s a big silence in the arena when suddenly ...

ONE OF A KIND!

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After a while "One Of a Kind" by Breaking point hits the PA System of the arena as the crowd goes crazy. With the first guittar riff hits, one of the most loved UWF superstars Rob Van Dam and his manager Bill "Fonzie" Alfonso appear under the titantron with a wide smile on their faces as the crowd chants RVD's name. Huge ovation for Rob Van Dam and Fonzie. RVD goes down the ramp and making his way towards the ring, while Fonzie is jumping behind him, holding the European Championship in his hands and he's blowing his whistle ...

On the way to the ring, Rob is high-fiving many of the fans and when he reaches the ring, he enters it and after him goes Fonzie. Rob then jumps and turns around, pointing with his thumbs at him, while Fonzie goes for the microphone. When he gives the mic to RVD, Rob starts to speak ...

Okay dude, first things first. You're actually Dam right, that I am the glorious and coolest European Champion, but the thing is, Hunter, we're not in UCW anymore, to be honest, this is UWF, home of the greatest superstars in this business. This leads me to a question ... What are you doin' here, man? I probably don't wanna know the answer, 'cause the thing you would say, would probably give me headache. Next thing is ... Hybrid H? Dude, I thought I'm weird, but ... you must have been smokin' some good shit right there. If it was some kind of a joke or somethin' else, I really didn't get it and as I look in all these people's faces, they're pretty confused too. Next thing is, you shouldn't speak as One of a Kind about yourself, 'cause I already have copyrights for that aaand that means you owe me twenty bucks. Next thing on my list, do not ever try to insult Fonz again. Next ... you may not see the passion, pride or determination in my eyes, but ... I hope you see this Championship, because I won it and it's mine, where's your title? ..... Oh, sorry dude, I forgot you don't have any. I know you're probably gonna speak crap about, how you're debuting, it's your first match and all this kind of stuff, but ... who cares? I mean, what I wanted to say is, I am the European Champion, kiss my ass ...

RVD has that cocky smile on his face and crowd chants his name, suddenly Fonzie takes the microphone ...

How dare you? How dare you, anabolic monster! I hope Mr. Thursday Night will turn you inside out and make a pretzel out of you! And after that I will kick your ass too, daddy! You wanna fight, you wanna foght? Come, let's have a fight, daddy! But I'm tellin' ya, Rob Van Dam will have no mercy with you or with anyone else! SmackDown, Triple H, winner: Rob Van Dam! SummerSlam, Del Rio and Jarrett, winner: Rob Van Dam, baby! You should realize, that you speak to European Champion and soon to be Tag Team Champion! You should be grateful, that you have the chance to stand in one ring with Mr. PPV RVD, daddy! So, shut your mouth, or else, it's not gonna be Rob Van Dam, who will kick your ass, but Bill Alfonso, daddy! BILL ALFONSO!

Fonzie throws the mic on the ground and starts blowing his whistle, jumping around like crazy. RVD just smiles and after Fonzie stops jumping around, RVD continues ...

Well, actually, what Fonz said, was a complete true. You know H, I know you for a very long time and you're always that stressed, angry person. You should get that negative energy out of your body, man. Dude, it's not healthy, go to massage, acupuncture ... opium den. Just do somethin' about it, or I'll have to help you in .. not an comfortable way. Well, just to make sure you understand, I'm gonna kick that anger out of your head, if I have to. *RVD suddenly looks into the eyes of Triple H closely* Duuude, were you sleeping? You look fuckin' tired. Instead of standin' here, being embarassed by European champion and later gettin' your ass kicked by the same exact man, you should lay down at home and get some sleep. Look, I know it's gonna be an easy job, but ... like that easy? Fighting a half sleeping man? Whatever. By the way, you bought your own gym? Congratulations, it's so hardcore! You really had to tell everyone, right? But, let me guess the name, you probably gave that gym name, right? Soo ... how about .. Gym at Cerebral Assassin ... sponsored by grateful father in law ... Vince McMahon. Trips, it really doesn't matter if you have your own gym, swimming pool, dildo or anything else, I'll kick your ass anyway ..

RVD drops the microphone and immediately makes his RVD signature pose ...​

 

[Andrew]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 8/10/12 Card*

Hoping Tapout TT's soon... I want to go at least 4 or 5-5 man!

 

[The Hoov]

Re: SD! - Y.E.S./Wyatt vs. Cena/Hardy/Edge

YES! YES! YES!

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The crowd boos as the self-proclaimed “Best Wrestler In The World†Daniel Bryan emerges from the back. He has a huge smile on his face and starts clapping, looking at Cena and Hardy in the ring. He then walks down the ramp. He is given a microphone from a ringside employee and steps inside the ring and stands next to his YES partner Damien Sandow. He then begins speaking.

Daniel Bryan: You know something Damien? We're standing in the middle of the ring with the biggest disappointments in the history of UWF. But, notice how neither of them really said anything derogatory to me. I mean, how could they after the past few weeks I have had. I mean, not only did I save the masses from having that worthless scum of a human being Nigel be our SmackDown General Manager but also last week I took the legendary face of WCW, “The Iconâ€, “The Man They Call†Sting …..and I stretched him in the middle of this ring and not only did I beat him but I made him tap out. There's no debate in my victory when that happens. When you tap out, you are saying the punishment is too severe and that you give up. So John, how can you not be impressed with anything that I do? Is Sting not good enough? Oh no, I remember. It's because you're still upset about the beating I gave you a few weeks ago, isn't it? Here you are, Mr. John Cena, the man whom the world revolves around, lost to a 200 pound vegan. It has to eat away at you, doesn't it? You have all of these accolades but something you've never done is beat me. And you never will.


Daniel has these fans eating out of the palm of his hands, boo-ing him out of the building. He then turns his attention to Jeff Hardy.


Daniel Bryan: And from one disappointment to another. Damien, If I'm The Best Wrestler In The World, would that make Jeff The Biggest Disappointment In The World? You see, I think so. Jeff, you make me so damn sick I can't stand it. Here's a guy who doesn't have the normal look but regardless has been given opportunity after opportunity to succeed in this business. World Title shots after World Title shots and he's pissed them all away. Why? Can't seem to put the pipe down, Jeff? You think that mind-altering drugs are more important than professional wrestling? I've been busting my ass for years to attain the successes and accomplishments that I have that it's an insult to me that you just take it for granted. You're a disgrace of a professional wrestler and, quite frankly, I find myself being ashamed to even share a ring with you right now. But you don't care. “Live For The Moment†right? That's your motto and creed. Jeff, let me tell you what living for the moment gets you: Nowhere. You know why people succeed? Because they look ahead and plan for the future. And the future I see for myself is making you tap out in the middle of this ring, just like Sting and so many before him.


Daniel then stops to try and die the crowd down.

Daniel Bryan: And, to a certain “Rated R Superstar†who is too cowardly to come out here and face us like a man, it might be best for your safety to stay back there because I have a few Spears I need to rectify for. Edge, if it's not Jeff Hardy I make tap out, I hope that it's you because you're smugness, your arrogance, it irritates me. It irritates me because you haven't earned the right to be that way. How have you attained your success? You've cheated, you've manipulated, you've taken opportunity. I have a bit more class than you. I wouldn't be proud of success I didn't earn because I pride myself on being damn near perfect when I step into this ring. The reason I am The Best Wrestler In The World is because I study the art of professional wrestling, not look for loopholes and gray areas. And Bray Wyatt, I know you're back there too and I honestly hope you mesh well with us, I believe you will. But just in case let me just add, you get in our way and you get hurt. Bottom Line. Oh Yes......Yes.......Yes.....


Daniel almost goes into a trance as the word “YES†is uttered.​

 

[Prodigy]

Re: Smackdown 8/10/12: UWF Champion Stone Cold vs. WHC Champion Ted DiBiase, Jr.

I come from money plays and the fans erupt into a chorus of boos. However no one comes out from the back as the theme continues to play and the boos get louder due to the crowd getting restless. Austin is pacing the ring when suddenly the music cuts and Ted DiBiase Jr appears on screen alongside The Big Show. DiBiase smiles as he begins to speak.

Ted DiBiase Jr

Now you might think I'm dodging you by appearing backstage at this moment in time Steve, but that's not the reason I am sat here instead of confronting you face to the ring. The reason I'm sat here right now is because I'm a classy man, a classy man who doesn't agree with having to share a ring, well for a matter of fact MY RING, with a smelly old red-neck like yourself. I'm not joking Steve, and I promise you that I will eventually grace you with my presence, I just don't see the point in doing it just yet when you've already made a fool of yourself and if I came out to the ring the gulf in class would be there for everyone to see!.... That's right Steve, you can deny it all you like but you know it's the truth. Whilst I look like a true Champion in my suit and tie, you look like a pathetic little tramp living off government handouts rather than a Champion. Even days before our match people are beginning to see the gulf in class between the two of us Steve, and last Friday when I stood tall over your lifeless body, the headlines were already being written about how I, Ted DiBiase Jr am the Champion of CHAMPIONS!

Ted shakes his head as a WHAT chant breaks out across the arena, this pleases Steve who eggs the crowd on. DiBiase interrupt before the crowd can chant WHAT again.

SHUT UP! All of you shut up right now, and give me the respect I deserve! I'm the Champion on the brand you've paid to watch, not Stone Cold Steve Austin, and even if you don't want to cheer me you should at least stay quiet when I'm talking. Those 'what' chants are pathetic, and the only reason Steve still goes along with them is because he's ageing brain takes double the time to think of drivel to say to his opponents... You heard me right Steve, the chants provide you with a quick opportunity to pause and collect your thoughts before you spout out more pointless and nonsensical crap. Besides, I think a lot of the time the reason your fans are saying 'what' is because just like you, they have the brain capacity of a fish, and can't understand what I'm saying so need me to repeat it in more simple terms. Unfortunately for both you and your fans, I don't answer to the word what, I expect everyone to use manners towards me, and if you want something repeating you say pardon, not what... Saying that, even if I did put things in simple things for you Steve, I doubt you'd understand what I'm saying because your ageing just as fast as the money is rolling into my bank account. Whilst I still look like a Million Dollars, you can tell that you haven't got much left in your tank. You're no longer the Texas Rattle Snake, you're the Texas Corn-snake, no one fears you any more and your attacks are no longer poisonous.

Ted shakes his head as Big Show leans forward and speaks.

The Big Show

Steve, why don't you do yourself a favour and leave Ted's ring before you get seriously hurt. You have no right to invade our territory like that and disrespect not only myself and Ted, but also the rest of the Smackdown roster. Sure, I might not like everyone on our roster, but when push comes to shove I'd protect every single member from RAW talent like yourself, including John Cena. You pissed me off last week by the amount of disrespect you showed towards everyone backstage, and your words just now have angered me all the more. How dare you stand in that ring and claim that you're the better Champion, and trash the RAW roster, when you're on the brand where talent is no showing each week and not being passionate towards what they do. When it comes down to business, Smackdown TRUMPS Raw every single time, and you know it. No one cares about Stone Cold Steve Austin versus Christian, they care about Ted DiBiase Jr versus John Cena, or Ted DiBiase Jr versus five other men in a King of the Mountain match. That's right Steve, not only does Ted come from money, but he also equals money, people didn't pay to see a boring match between you and Christian at The Great American Bash, they paid to see Ted become the World Champion in a brutal match as well as my fantastic and SHOCKING return. Of course, you will deny that, but we all know it's true, and what's also true is the fact that I CAN and will beat you down, even though you believe you can't take me out. Please Steve, think before you speak, because I am the Worlds Largest Athlete, and if you continue the way you are going I have no problem in wrapping an empty can of your shitty beer around my knuckles, and knocking you the hell out!

Ted is not finished yet as he says his final few words.

Ted DiBiase Jr

Steve, we all know who's the better competitor out of the two of us, and on Friday this will be proven. You're no match for the man of CLASS, Ted DiBiase Junior, and on Friday no matter how many weapons you throw at me and how many pathetic RAW superstars you recruit to take me out, I will have an answer.... Oh, and on the subject of recruiting guys to help you out, be careful, because even if they compete on the same brand as you, EVERYBODY HAS A PRICE!!!!

The camera fades as Big Show and Ted DiBiase Jr grin at each other....
​

 

[Tapout]

Re: Smackdown: Batista vs. Ryder

The titan tron lights up with an image, cutting off Batista's stoplight. The image is of his opponent this week on Smackdown, the one the only Long Island Iced Z! Zack Ryder!

Zack Ryder: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! Boring! Boring! Bortista in the ring ladies and gentleman. God, I just hate listening to you. You got one thing right. It's the same damn thing every freaking week. You come out here, talk about destruction and whatever. You want your ridicules spot light. You trash the fans. And you say the same freaking thing! Freaking this. Damn this. Destruction this. If anyone says they like you they have obviously never listened to you speak. Frankly, you're the most over rated piece of crap that Smackdown, or Raw, has to over. A big joke. I'm not the joke. I'm not the one who comes out here and says the same stupid stuff. I, unlike you, actually have some charisma. I know how to work a mic. You have no clue how to do any of that. You are so boring. When was the last time you were even relevant? You were a nobody then, and you're a nobody now. I'm not scared to say any of this because it's about damn time someone shut your big mouth once and for all. Honestly, I was scared of you. I was scared when I found out my opponent would be you this week but now all I care about is you shutting you up. You put people to sleep. You just talked for like what, 10 minutes and what did you say? Nothing interesting. It was the same crap, over and over, and over again. And I'm tired of being taken as a joke! I beat a multiple time world champion last week in Jeff Hardy. And if you think he is all drugged up, then you seriously are living in the past. You are living in this own imagination that you created in your head that you are some unstoppable monster. When the fact of the matter is, Bortista, that you're not. You just haven't faced anyone who was actually better then you. And I am better then you. All the fans know it, I know it. And that's all that matters. Try to scare me with your Batista Bombs, and your glorified past and this so called path of destruction that you've made here, it isn't going to work on me. I have been taken as a joke for too long bro! I am not a joke! Just because I spike my hair. That I spray tan. That I make Youtube videos, doesn't make me a joke. If I was a joke I wouldn't be in the Money in the Bank match. I wouldn't be a former champion in different companies. I am not a joke. If anything is a joke, it's everything that comes out of your worthless mouth!

The fans are shocked and taken back by Ryder's new edge. They still give him a pretty respectful pop though.

Zack Ryder: I have had it. My limit has been passed with people like you who under estimate me, and think I'm nothing more then a joke. Do you think I care about Dead Ambrose, or what you've done to him? Do you think I care with how many times you Batista bombed Samoa Joe? I don't care a single bit. All I care about it beating you, and getting the win of my life at Money in the Bank. I wasn't looking forward to this match. I thought I would be killed, but then I saw you in the ring. I heard you speak and I thought, "Are you Serious bro!?" That someone like you is held in a higher regard than me? I've had it up to here Bortista, and this Friday on Smackdown, it all ends. Everyone saying I'm a joke. Everyone saying I don't belong here. Everyone saying I will never amount to anything. IT ALL ENDS! It's going to be a Rough Ride for Bortista. Because come Smackdown, I will be the one to finally shut up that over sized mouth and ego of yours. You've awoken a new side of me. A side that will take me to a victory of you, AND at SummerSlam. WOO! WOO! WOO! You know it.

Ryder's face is dead serious and the feed quickly ends. ​

 

[BDC]

Smackdown 8/10/12Jeff Jarrett v. Rey Mysterio

The crowd is rumbling about the coming matches when Alberto Del Rio's personal ring announcer, Ricardo, steps out onto the stage and seems a little surprised as different entrance music plays!

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He looks a little annoyed as he pulls a piece of crumpled paper out of his pocket and unfolds it; treating it like an overused tissue! Finally, he pulls it open and begins to reluctantly read!

Ricardo: Senoras y caballeros! Smarcas y marcas! Ninos y ninas de todas edades! Adentrando la arena,
Un hombre de visión!
Un hombre de espiritu Yanqui y nobreza de la lucha libre old school...


Ricardo looks a bit out of sorts; totally not believing what he has to read. He reluctantly keeps reading.


Ricardo: QUÉ no solo sacará a ese perrito chihuahua, REY MYSTERIO, de nuestra miseria,
PERO TAMBIÉN,
Con su companero y verdadero amigo,
ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELLLLLLLLLLL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOO,
Sacará a esse mono, Rob Van DOOMED, de la cuerda superior y lo sentará en la cadera esa con que le gusta golpear a la gente!

El verdadero Rey de la Montana,
JEFF JARRETT!

The crowd erupts into a sea of boos as ole Double J struts out onto stage followed by his lovely wife, Karen! As he stops at the top of the ramp, he turns and motions for the crowd to take a good look at his beautiful wife! The boos get louder as Ricardo just keeps looking more and more uncomfortable. Jarrett suddenly notices him standing to the side and goes over and pats him on the back. Ricardo backs off a bit, reluctant to make contact, but can't avoid the Tennessean.

You can hear Jeff Jarrett congratulate Ricardo: That was an awesome entrance! I didn't understand a damned bit of it, but it sounded classy!

Suddenly, Jarrett pulls out a few dollar bills and slaps him into Ricardos surprised hands!

Jeff Jarrett: There ya go, Ricky! The burritos are on me tonight!!

As Jeff and Karen Jarrett make their way down the ramp, we can see that Ricardo doesn't look a bit happy and throws the money at the crowd! The camera cuts back to Jeff holding the ropes for his lovely wife so she can enter the ring in the stunning dress she was wearing. Double J wastes no time getting the microphone and getting down to business.

Jeff Jarrett: Thank you, Ricky, for that glowing introduction, but, next time, could you put a little more pizzazz on when ya say my name? Like when you say Alberto's name, ok?

Ricardo scowls at the southerner and storms to the back.

Jeff Jarrett: And, there ya go! See? Now, who says we can't get along with our friends across the border? Huh? You scratch our backs, we keep the border open!

The boos get a little loud. Finally, Karen Jarrett has had enough as she grabs the microphone.

Karen Jarrett: What is wrong with you people? This man is wrestling royalty! A third generation wrestler who has built a wrestling promotion from the ground up and held titles from one end of the globe to the other...and all you ingrates seem to do is boo and taunt him! He is HERE to entertain you! He is HERE to show you what wrestling is ALL about! Wrestling matters? Hello?

The crowd just gets louder as Jeff takes back the microphone.

Jeff Jarrett: Don't waste your breath on these people, honey! These idiots in Seattle probably came to see Rey Rey, the WonderMex jump off something! (The crowd erupts) See? What did I tell ya? Not a brain among them! Not a one of them came to see actual wrestling! NOOOOO! They would rather pay to see the circus act! Well, HELL, I can juggle! Does that mean I need to put on a clown outfit and ride a unicycle around the ring trying to get some damn attention?!!? I don't think so! I came from actual wrestling royalty! My family were the KINGS of wrestling! If it wasn't for the Jarretts and their kin, you wouldn't be here in Seattle to see the UWF AT ALL! NOPE! You'd be sittin' home watching reruns of America's Got Talent, wonderin' what the hell you were gonna be doin' with ya life! While people like Alberto Del Rio and Jeff Jarrett are out there livin' La Vida Loca!!!

The Seattle crowd gets louder and louder the more Jarrett talks!

Jeff Jarrett: I mean, what does Seattle have for its self that makes it that special? The space needle? The constant drizzle? A football team that can’t win a Superbowl? That damned Frazier show? Nah, I got it!! I know the best thing to go through Seattle!!

Karen Jarrett: What is that honey?

Jeff Jarrett smiles: A bullet!

Karen looks a little confused.

Jeff Jarrett realizes his mistake: Oh, wait, that was the punchline to ‘What’s the best thing to go through KURT COBAIN’S MIND!’

The place erupts as the Jarrett’s laugh it up!

Jeff Jarrett: But seriously, this town bites. I’m not even really sure why the hell we came here. Besides all the money the UWF can fleece from you marks! Come on! They spoon feed you RVD and Mysterio and all the little kiddies run to the front wearing their stupid Mysterio masks hoping the little freak will touch them! Ya know, that’s illegal where I come from! And so is most of your family, Rey Rey! I mean, at least, Del Rio has the class to get a passport and fly his jet into the airport like the king he is. But you, Rey? You come bouncin’ through the bad side of town with your lowrider playing that idiotic rap music and yelling, ‘Viva la Russle’ or something! And you expect me to respect you!

Jeff Jarrett: You run around here like you’re a five year old with his momma’s bed sheet tied around your neck lookin’ to jump ‘out the sky’! And, yet, you expect me to respect you! You scar your body up with those damned tattoos writing all your girlfriends names and your zip code, in case you get lost! And, YET, you expect me to respect you? You wear a mask and call it tradition and honor, but we all know only the bad guys wear masks in the real world Rey! AND, YET, you expect me to respect you? Let’s face it, Rey. The only reason you wear that mask is that NOBODY is gonna take you seriously with it off!! The fact is, you have the body the size of a little boy and a face to match!! And, the only reason these little ingrates run to see you is that they finally have somebody more their size to look up to! Well, Rey Rey, SuperMex, you may have all of these sheep’s respect, but you sure as HELL don’t have mine!!

The crowd turns up the boos as Jarrett winds up for another point.

Jeff Jarrett: And, another thing…

Suddenly, the music of one, Rey Mysterio, hits the arena and the crowd erupts!
​

 

[Chase]

Re: Smackdown 8/10/12Jeff Jarrett v. Rey Mysterio

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Fans cheer like crazy as Rey Mysterio makes his from out of the curtain the fans are excited to see what there favorite super hero has to say to Jeff Jarrett.Rey points at Jeff on the stage and Rey goes as he points at Jeff and he grabs his microphone and begins to speak

Rey Mysterio: Citizens don't worry your superhero is here, he is here to finally quiet down this common street thug and to make sure none of his crimes will inflict on what people feel about the UWF. Ya know Jeff you like to talk a lot don't ya? Well first off Jeff you got the wrong idea of the city of Seattle, this place is a beautiful city that does nothing but great things so Jeff your assumption about how these people are, and how they live is totally wrong. Earlier in the day when I was patrolling the streets of Seattle I saw there was no crimes going on. The people here like to help each other out. So Jeff your assuming a little bit too much there, but what can I expect from a common street thug right now.

Jeff you are not a threat here in UWF there are bigger fish that I have to fry at Summerslam in two weeks. There is a major villain in Dave Batista and Jeff when I think about facing you. I know the UWF fans are safe, why you may ask? Cause you are not threat to not only me, but my friend and justice league member RVD. Jeff all you are is big talk, you come out here and lie to these people about who you are. You act like your some good ole' family man, when really holmes your nothing more than a fake, and in my ring, and in the honor of justice that is something I can't stand for. So Jeff you can go on here and talk about my tattoos how you do not like them. For me these tattoos they all have meaning, and represent important aspects in life. You can make fun of my awesome cape.

Personally I think your jealous that Karen never made you a cape for yourself... but I digress because Jeff you are nothing more than a common street thug, you will realize that on Friday when I unleash a furious plate of justice for you, and at Summerslam when my boy RVD smokes your ass. So you Alberto can act like your a threat to Rob and I, but in reality both of you guys are just nothing more than little specs on our huge radar of villains here in the UWF, and Karen I know you may love this man, and he may be your big daddy. If I were you though I would leave him for a real man, a man who knows what it is like to respect a women and treat her with the up most respect in the world, and not be someone that is being used like you are.

Fans cheer as Jeff looks a little bit angry at Rey as Rey goes on and he waits.​