UWF 2012: Interactive History

[Chriss]

Re: Chillin with Chase Episode 6: SBS

Steen playing Vita

Also, I always thought that SBS are just three letter that were randomly put toghere but now I see that they have an actual meaning. This was another great episode and I also find this as the one with most fun added to it.

 

[Cwalker]

Re: Chillin with Chase Episode 6: SBS

A bit of a longer episode, but worth it. Like Bumxout, I never knew what SBS stood for. Now I know. I lol'd at how disappointed Chase was when he found who wrote the Undertaker/Kennedy match. The disappointment in his voice was so obvious.

So let's take a look at this. You've had, Prodigy, Effectsofraven, SBS, and Rawisrey. You've had every head writer on except for that one guy. I can't quite remember his name, but I think you should have him on that week that you have free.

 

[Lub]

Re: Chillin with Chase Episode 6: SBS

Stupid american does not know geography, that sentence made me laugh for some reason, no offense Chase, my knowledge of geography isn't the best in the world. I'm happy when I know capital cities of bigger countries.
On one hand, I'm sad, that I'm not on the list of people Chase will have in his podcast, but on the other hand I'm happy, 'cause probably, episode with me, it would be more Chase's monologue than interview.
RVD had few mentions in podcast, while Lub hadn't any! Sad fact ...
To be honest this episode was for me, the most interesting one so far, because you were talking more about what's going on now, about UWF and I quite like it, because I'm not an ETW guy, I started e-fedding in UCW and SBS wasn't really talking that much about ETW, so that's kinda what I like about it. Another great episode gotta say, look forward to next episode with Itchweed.

 

[Slim]

Re: Chillin' with Chase Episode 5: Slim

I'm hoping to get a redo since the mic was a serious issue in this one.

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Re: Chillin with Chase Episode 6: SBS

The Dresden Dose gets a free plug, woo-hoo! This was a great edition, SBS sounds exactly how he describes himself, very chill. A lot of insightful things here, as always. Gotta say I wouldn't have been insulted by Jericho coming out and no-selling the match, Chase, especially because of the material it would've given me. It's interesting that you had that planned and I went on to do something similar. The intended approach to the Money in the Bank match was interesting also, I would've liked to see that play out.

SBS and I have a similar opinion in that I also see UWF as UCW, that's why I continue to reference my accomplishments there in promos and trash talks, Stone Cold has even said something to the effect of him seeing UWF as UCW. I think I said the way I see it is UWF absorbed UCW, CWA, and CWF in the same fashion that the WWE absorbed WCW, ECW, and the like. I too had a laugh in regards to your reaction to who wrote that match, I don't remember much of Raid aside from the fact that he had the faction L.A.W. on iMPACT and feuded with my Austin. Anti-climactic it may be, but I am glad the question was answered.

I love that the show ran longer than planned, most shows it seems like the hour flies by and then I get kind of sad because I don't get to listen to you guys trade stories and such anymore. Looking very much forward to all of the future editions. I don't know how high the demand is, I imagine not that high since I haven't heard anyone really get excited about the prospect, but I would very much enjoy being on the podcast sometime in the future. I'm pitching to be the October 24th guest, in fact.

Once again, great stuff.

 

[Aniking]

Re: Chillin with Chase Episode 6: SBS

That was a great podcast, arguably my favourite so far. I can't quite remember the first few as they were a while ago, but I'd say this would be up there purely due to how much detail SBS went into. It was great to hear and I'm glad I finally finished listening to it (listened to the first hour yesterday, then fucking internet troubles).

To answer the question about who played THE Brian Kendrick and won the UCW World Heavyweight Championship with him - it was Fauche. He was the first to win that title and held it for 38 days, but I have to agree it was a strange gimmick but I thought it worked. Still, it's Fauche, so I can't blame SBS for thinking it was wierd haha.

If somebody did pick up Sim Snuka, and I have no idea why the fuck they would, I'd definitely be very skeptical of it. As for Andrew's Batista, I won't answer that part now as you wanna ask that question for the interview, so I'll save it for then.

Anyway, very enjoyable podcast, can't wait for the future ones!

 

[Chris Dresdon]

The Biggest Dose of the Summer

Andrew, thank you for taking the time to do this interview. I welcome you to the Dresden Dose. A lot of people don't know this, but we met when you convinced me to join CWA, correct?

That is correct, I convinced many people to join CWA as it was growing. It was probably the best thing I've done.

There was a period of time that you and I were on the writing staff for CWA, explain what that was like.

After E-Fedding for a year and a bit, I noticed CWA were in desperate needs for writers. I thought I'd try it up, I sucked at first and then improved, still far from the best.

Who all did you play in CWA?

That's like asking a 80 year old on Alzheimers if he remembered if he went to the supermarket. Kidding... I believe I played The Miz for like two weeks then Ziggler and Kofi Kingston.

What were your accomplishments?

I played Kofi Kingston and had a record of something like 12-1, my first lost was to LK's Orton who was able to put a stop on Kofi's long Nationwide Champion which was merged with the CWA Heavyweight Title. There were many other accomplishments I had during my stint in CWA but that was the main one, writing for a brand and such were another.

Who did you want to feud with that you never got to?

There are many feuds I never got to have. I believe my Jimmy Jacobs facing Shawn's HBK would have been something I would have loved. I know Shawn's back in UWF as HBK, I'd kill for a feud against him now I've picked up Jimmy Jacobs in UWF. However the best feud I had was against you Dredson, Rey vs. Eddie... if only we'd relive that!

What was it like being booked by me during your time on Smackdown?

Speaking of Jacobs, being booked under you was great. I was pushed and you believed in me when many others didn't at the time.

Explain your run as the Age of the Fall and why you chose to portray them the way you did.

I chose to portray Jacobs the way I did with the emo/darkness stuff because I found it worked, week after week I was pushed into the main event and that's where I got the intention of this is working. This is what I need to do for my Jacobs and continue on with it. Was one of the best UCW experiences I had playing Jacobs. Everyone's in for a treat because he's now in UWF!

After something happened with EoR, you and Hoov ended up writing for iMPACT, explain what that was like.

After the incident we had, writing for iMPACT was a good short experience I had. I also wrote Smackdown with Tapout back then as well and it was fun times. A good experience to have, as for many who write, there's always ups and downs in E-Feds. While I may come off as the most controversial guy in E-Fed history, what's done is done and now I'm looking towards what the future delivers.

What was it like for you to be involved in such an intense trash talking session like the one we had between Guerrero and Rey?

Still one of the best feuds to date, to be involved in something like that really brought out the best in me and proved that I could be taken as a Trash Talker. I'm far from the best but you brought me into a level where people would see that I'd be playing my character properly and doing things wisely. I remember when I played Gregory Helms back in ETW and really sucked

What made you decide that, in the rematch, Rey and Eddie should set aside their differences and be friends again?

Who knows? I actually enjoyed making Rey the heel in the match. It's something WWE has never done so it was kinda fun. If a rematch is done, yeah they'd probably be friends or something... I think Showdown of Dreams really need to do some feuds like that and really re-do it and make sure writers are there for it...

You and Hoov also wrote for the short-lived FTW, explain what your reasoning for starting the brand was and what your hopes for it were.

A bit like how UWF is here, we tried to do things on our own and wanted to see if it worked. It remarkably flopped anyways which was not a surprise at all. Sometimes I just wanted to try new things and do things on my own but it wasn't to be.

After Justin and DOM left UWA, it was left to me and EoR on one brand while you and Hoov wrote the other brand. What was that like?

Me and Hoov get along like best buddies, except we're best mates interwebs. We would be best mates irl I'd say as well, our history together and agreements is what made it work whilst we wrote so there wasn't any problem. I find it easy writing with someone that you can strongly agree with, one of them was Tapout when I wrote for Smackdown too.

What was it like writing for CWF?

CWF was a great experience and it actually worked for the time being, whilst I wrote there were controversy. I'm sticking to Trash Talking for the time being, will I ever write again? I'd be happy to help but I wouldn't want a role like I did back in CWF and being a head-writer again, I can tell you that right now.

My quarrel with your booking has always been the favoritism and self-booking, would you agree with these accusations?

Absolutely, there's no hiding anymore. There were some favoritism whilst I wrote but when I was writing CWF, I allowed Ants (Finlay) to become a Champion because he was deserving to be. I did give Derrick and a couple of others a push as well as they were my friends but they did a good job of proving themselves to be up there as well. One huge accusation to something I've never really spoken public about until now is the "Lewbrication Screwjob on UCW". I know many will still hate me, many may forgive me... I ain't here to change people's minds at all.

It all came down to when Slim held the belt for almost a year and I was informed by Jay Lesnar that Slim was nearing his record which I believe Edge had the longest UCW Championship reign, I was desperate to gain some respect during UCW at the time as well. Banks came up to me and asked me who should win, I told him Lewb when the clear winner was actually Slim's Rock but Banks went ahead and we made Lewb win his first major title in E-Feds and I screwed Slim from surpassing Jay Lesnar's record. If I had of done the right thing, Slim would have passed Jay's record. The truth is out there, believe me or not, doesn't bother me at all. But I was accused of many things which I tried to cover up and that began me being a snake and turning on many people's back and controversy.

Now I'm no longer writing, if I was to write again, I did state earlier on that I'd only do it to help but head-write again. Trash Talking for me is a lot better right now due to I don't have to put up with the E-Fed Drama and crap that goes on behind the scenes, it's a little like Professional Wrestling if you ask me.

In all of your writing ventures, who has been your favorite Chris Dresden character to write for?

I'd have to say your Mankind which I remember well in CWA. I believe that's who you played whilst I wrote, it was enjoyable writing for you as you wrote for me as well during times.

Let's discuss your infamous character switching frequency? Do you pick someone and wish you hadn't or is it you have that many ideas and act on impulse? Explain.

Many times I switched characters and continued to switch because I felt I wasn't playing the character properly or wasn't where I wanted to be. But that's back then, I'm really enjoying my Batista right now and I've kept him for a long time and have no plans of switching at all. I think I probably gained a bit of respect now for not switching nowadays LOL

My Austin vs. Hoov's Austin, which one is better and why?

Are you seriously asking me that question? That's a bit harsh. I say both of you play Austin really well but I've got to say yours is better Dredsen due to the fact you're able to hold onto that UCW Championship for a damn long time!

Out of every fed you wrote for, which was your favorite and why?

I'd have to say the time I wrote Smackdown with SBS & Tapout, one of the most enjoyable times there. I know I've written with my good interwebs friends but SBS and Tapout on UCW Smackdown tops it all for me. It was a major role with more people.

What are your plans for Batista? Feuds, titles, etc.

You just have to wait and see, I am not revealing my plans. Just watch where my Batista goes, I didn't get the briefcase... What's next for me? We shall see...

Lastly, I'm not a doctor but I play one on the internet...

And THIS is my prescription for all your wrestling needs, the Dresden Dose!

Andrew opted not to play along like my past interview subjects, so I decided I'll just use that to segue' into things the usual way. My UWF Faithful and fellow Smarks, it is in fact I, and though I may no longer call myself one half of the Tag Team Champions, or a member of the Smackdown roster for that matter, I am pleased to introduce myself as still your UWF Champion. And with that, I must issue my gratitude. Thank you to the participants of the Chamber match for an awesome trash talking session, to EoR for writing the Chamber match, and to Cwalker for making the call for me to win.

I vow to continue to give everything to my trash talking and my promos and represent Raw, and everyone on the brand, proudly and effectively. Thank all of you again. The best way I can show my gratitude is to dive right in and get this review on the road!

OPENING

Summerslam opens with pay-per-view grade pyrotechnics and the playing of it's theme song, "Good Feeling" by Flo Rida before the camera pans over to Raw's commentary team, Michael "No Sells Superstar's Using Their Rival's Finishing Move And Undersells Dolph Ziggler's Failed Ruse On Commentary" Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler, who converse about the night ahead before throwing things to Smackdown's commentary team, Jim Ross and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, who is upset about being left off the card tonight.

WHC: CENA VS. DIBIASE(C) & SHOW

Opening the show with the World Heavyweight Championship match was an interesting call, I don't think anyone that isn't Staff was expecting it. I'm enjoying the story-telling manner this match is being told in during the first paragraph, I imagine the entire match is written that way so let me compliment the style early on. The psychology of things is orchestrated well also, as none of the action feels rushed and each superstar's strengths and weaknesses all come across in the text.

Honestly when I saw the finish, I expected the match to be restarted and us get a Cena win, but clearly that did not happen. DiBiase's defending like a true main event heel top tier champion, I'll give him that, but I thought this was the "Chain Gang Soldier"'s night to shine. Maybe next go around, Blizz.

Spot of the match: The "Chain Gang Weapon of Mass Destruction".

PROMO: JBL & ROBERT ROODE

It's official ladies and gentlemen, UWF has extended to three brands, which is great because I can remember when everyone was skeptical we'd branch out to two. Why three brands, you ask? Check out episode six of Chillin' with Chase and find out!

PROMO: DANIEL BRYAN

I'll be honest, I hate Daniel Bryan. Not the man himself, but Hoov's Daniel Bryan. He's so incredibly good at holding up authority and backing up his boasts that you can't help but hate him. It's only a matter of time before he gets back into the main event title picture, but until then, let's enjoy the ride with Y.E.S.

BULLY RAY VS. CHRISTOPHER DANIELS

I absolutely loved putting this match together, it was a lot of fun. I hope that Lewb and Rated R Superstar, as well as everyone else that read it, really enjoyed it because I did. Obviously I'm not going to comment much more on my own match, I am just going to ask for your feedback. While writing this match, I noticed a Visitor Message RRS left Cwalker asking for the month off. Because I wasn't sure if this was going to happen or not, I was skeptical to give the win to Daniels. Then I compared the trash talks and Bully won out so I didn't have to make a call based on the possible LOA alone.

Spot of the match: Bully Ray updating his Twitter during the match.

TV: HHH(C) VS. DEL RIO VS. HERO

I like that the match order so far has been Smackdown then Raw, Smackdown then Raw, it keeps the card balanced and the show flows better. The psychology in this one is also intriguing as it begins with your classic dynamic of the heels ganging up on the face before going after one another, I have always enjoyed that, it's triple threat 101 as far as I'm concerned. Roddy Piper on commentary is gold as always, which I think is just as important as the match itself. The match ends in an intense but decisive manner and so far it's two belts retained, no new champions crowned. Also, no faces have won yet.

Spot of the match: Chris Hero's plancha to Triple H and Del Rio.

HARDCORE: HAWKINS(C) VS. GOLDUST

And we're back to the Raw side of things ladies and gentlemen and another title is up for grabs. I like that it doesn't take long for the stipulation to be taken advantage of, gotta say I'm glad the match didn't end so quickly though, it would've been anti-climactic to say the least. I legit laughed out loud when I read Goldust grabbing Hawkins' testicles, that was hilarious, especially since it came after he got hit with the Singapore Cane a few times. Dare I say comedy...gold? The fact that the trash can and lid is golden is a nice touch. I can't say I was expecting Hawkins to use Goldust's own tactics against him, but it's a sly way to retain the title.

Spot of the match: The crotch grab.

COMMERCIAL ONE

Tuesday Night Raw and Friday Night Smackdown, the epicenters of awesomeness.

EUROPEAN: RVD(C) VS. JARRETT

This match is told in a similar style that the opening contest was in that it's very storyteller-esque, describing the characters at ringside as well as the action happening in the match. The match is surprisingly brief but we see the first title change of the night as Jeff Jarrett cheats to win the European Championship. There's something about kisses that equates to gold tonight, I hope Stone Cold doesn't kiss anybody.

Spot of the match: Top rope Stroke.

PROMO: KOFI KINGSTON & ABRAHAM WASHINGTON

I'm not sure if Kofi was left off of the card on purpose, but it certainly makes for some quality fuel to the fire. One thing I love about being the champion, by the way, is that everyone calls me out, they all want a piece of the Rattlesnake. Well son, Stone Cold's no racist but if he's gotta beat ya like a slave, then he'll see to it they change the name of the show ta' Tuesday Night Roots that evening.

PROMO: THE MIZ

After several teases throughout the show, The Miz has at last arrived, making his return to UWF played by awesome_miz instead of Got_Swag. By the way, using the suspension as an explanation for the absence was clever. Miz joins the list of heels that name drop Austin, and trust me, I would love this feud also, one reason being his use of "Really?", that versus "What?" would be fun.

PROMO: STONE COLD & JAMES STORM

This segment was supposed to be longer but I lost track of time in the midst of the work week and had to cut it short and turn it in as is. Still think it's a fun segment, the Storm/Austin dynamic is a lot of fun. In some ways, not as fun as the Austin/Raven dynamic since those two were so different, but in other ways yeah it's just as fun.

TAKER VS. MORRISON

Let me just say, Moonlight Drive for the win. I am very happy to see that pop up in this match as I'm a big fan of the move. This was a good match between the veteran brawler and the up-and-coming high-flyer, I like how it was told and worded as well. The finish comes out of left field as Bully Ray pulls Undertaker out of the ring and delivers a Bully Bomb to Morrison, all the while sporting an NXT shirt. An impressive acquisition for the new brand. Morrison is free to go as Bully is joined by Roode, Miz, and Shane O'Mac, all of them wearing NXT t-shirts as well, as they proceed to absolutely demolish The Undertaker.

It's a good way to establish the new brand and an effective manner to write off The Undertaker. As for Orton getting involved, it's good for hype and puts him over strongly as the person portraying him switches from Fetter to SBS.

Spot of the match: Moonlight Drive

PROMO: CODY RHODES

I'll be honest, I thought I had lost my UWF Championship to Rey, that last TT of his was insanely good and even though I was prepared to respond, I felt like that won him the match right there, and I'm not ashamed to admit that. Keep up the good work my freynd.

COMMERCIAL TWO

UWF will next return to pay-per-view with Vengeance, the first Smackdown-only pay-per-view since the days of UCW. Looking forward to seeing what Smackdown has in store for Vengeance, especially since it has to do with Jeff Hardy.

ELIMINATION CHAMBER

There was a bit of controversy regarding the placement of this match on the card, but I personally don't really care where it's at. That's why I'm glad we're going to single brand pay-per-views so that we don't have to put up with this ego-driven Smackdown vs. Raw crap that pops up every now and then. Anyhoo, in regards to the match itself, I've only read one Elimination Chamber match that was bad and I was the one that wrote it. It was CWF and it was a six team Chamber for the Tag Team Championships and NO ONE showed, so I wrote a brief squash.

Anyhoo, very cool that EoR got to write another Chamber match involving Austin, even though this time he wasn't in favor of the Rattlesnake winning. Chase came very, very, very close to winning the UWF Championship based on how this match went down. These things are always hectic to trash talk for but amazing to read, and this one was no different. Happy to say that I am undefeated in the Elimination Chamber.

Spot of the match: Breakdown through the Plexiglass.

PROMO: DEAN AMBROSE

Captain is so incredibly entertaining with his Ambrose, even if I don't know much regarding the real Dean. I'm not sure who's more unstable, him or Lewb's Jeff Hardy.

TAG TITLES: B&W MACHINE VS. Y.E.S.

Admittedly, I pretty much knew that we were going to lose the Tag Team Championships. No one told me, I just didn't feel like I was offering quality trash talks to the fight, and people have been so busy talking about how great Y.E.S. is that the equally power pairing that is EoR and I has been grossly overlooked since we first teamed up that the finish was pretty much a given. I am happy that my wishes were honored and Sting took the fall, as now I have a fresh start. Thank you Prod for writing such a great match.

Spot of the match: Muscle Buster through the Spanish announce table.

PROMO: BATISTA

There are days that I wish Batista was on Raw so that I could get a crack at him as the Rattlesnake, I think that'd be a lot of fun. Sort of had a go at him as Sting, but haven't had an official chance to get my hands on him yet. It's time to prove that there are some people not afraid of the "Animal".

STORM VS. ROODE

I would've had to laugh if Roode lost the match that quickly to the "Last Call" superkick. He's the most arrogant heel in UWF, his prop is now an official title, and I'm already sick of hearing about how he's the number one pick. Man EoR's done a great job of making me hate this guy. This match was what can best be described as a clinic, and even though it had a controversial finish, it was still great.

Spot of the match: Double R Spinebuster onto the seated chair

PROMO: DEAN AMBROSE

Two things can be said in retrospect after you read this entire show. One, that the pre-MitB Bray Wyatt promo was foreshadowing his victory and two, that this Ambrose promo foreshadows Wolfe's later announcement. I suppose the latter is painfully obvious, but I point it out regardless.

MONEY IN THE BANK

Even though there's no way he was going to win, Dean Ambrose being added to the match is still an awesome visual and is great for storyline purposes and overall continuity, especially since he and Batista went right after each other. Of course a shot has to be taken at the Raw Chamber on commentary, but I digress. Batista reversing a hurracanrana attempt into a Batista Bomb is a cool spot. Anyhoo, this match is all the madness you would expect and more, and because of this I can see why EoR wanted it to go on last. Samoa Joe gets involved, Eli Cottonwood gets involved, Y.E.S. gets involved, pure madness.

Spot of the match: Flaming steel chair shot.

OVERALL THOUGHTS

Even though a cracked computer screen left us without the writing and booking force that is Cwalker, SBS and EoR had back-up and put together an absolutely awesome show. Loved this pay-per-view.

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Re: The Biggest Dose of the Summer

Now for the official return of the show previews. I did away with going over the match cards for awhile, but apparently I have some readers that enjoyed that part, so I've decided to bring it back. And, you guessed it, we're starting things off with Smackdown!

CHRIS HERO VS. REY MYSTERIO

It appears there are superheroes that exist outside of the Justice League, as the "Young Knockout Kid" has made his way to the UWF and now finds himself facing off against a fellow superhero in Rey Mysterio. Will the power of the 619 prevail again, or is Chris prove he's the hero that Friday Night Smackdown is looking for with a victory?

I haven't seen enough of CoreyCZ's work to determine how good he is yet, but putting him against Chase is a good way to find out. Too bad the guy didn't show up for his match, hopefully he'll have better showings during his time on NXT.

Chase: 1
CoreyCZ: 0

TV TITLE: HHH VS. BATISTA

Batista has been frighteningly dominant and, as a result, incredibly impressive for as long as any of the UWF Faithful can remember. After failing to capture the World Heavyweight Championship in the King of the Mountain at the Great American Bash and failing to capture the Money in the Bank briefcase at Summerslam, the "Animal" has his sights set on a different title, the Television Championship, which ironically is held by his former Evolution stablemate, Triple H, who successfully retained his championship at Summerslam against two other men. Will the "Cerebral Assassin" retain again or will Batista give the "Game" a brutal feeling of deja' vu?

Shane & The Corporate Ministry missed the deadline to get a trash talk in, so Andrew is guaranteed a victory tomorrow night. Therefore, your winner and the NEW Television Champion, Batista! Speaking of deja' vu, this certainly is.

Shane & The Corporate Ministry: 0
Andrew: 1

JEFF HARDY VS. BRAY WYATT

Jeff Hardy has become the most unpredictable superstar on Smackdown in recent weeks with his erratic behavior, making him must-watch for some and a concern for others, some might even say he's in need of saving from himself. Enter Mr. Money in the Bank, Bray Wyatt, who's job is to do just that. Will the "Angel in the Dirt" crack the mystery wide open, or will the "Charismatic Enigma" leave the "Enlightened Savior" lying in defeat?

The only match on this card that was trash talked for on both sides, which is sad but at least the other two had one each, so kudos to Andrew and Chase for showing up on time this week as well as showing up period.

Lewb: 2
Sam: 2

DIBIASE OPEN CHALLENGE

Since this has been advertised as something that's storyline driven, I'm assuming that's why there was never a thread made for this. It'll be interesting to see who ends up accepting the challenge. Just remember, the "Texas Rattlesnake" did it first and did it better, rich boy.

CUTTING EDGE W/JEFF HARDY

Like Chase, I too am looking forward to this segment as it will be interesting to see what Hardy has to say this week and how Edge will handle it.

JOE, AMBROSE, BATISTA CONFRONTATION

Expect this one to get physical quickly. I mean Ambrose and Batista have a heated rivalry as is, and now you're adding the "Samoan Submission Machine"? Smackdown may not be big enough for the end result of this volatile mix.

PROMO: JEFF JARRETT

Looking forward to seeing "Double J" boast about his victory and whether or not RVD has something to say about it.

PROMO: JOHN CENA

Can't wait to see what's next for Cena.

PROMO: Y.E.S.

Meh. lol

What a treat we get this week. Smackdown on Friday, NXT on Monday, Raw on Tuesday, Chillin' with Chase on Wednesday, as you'll see later the next edition of the Dose on Thursday and then Smackdown again on Friday. I guess the next brand will have to be on Saturdays and once we have something for Sundays that there isn't a pay-per-view, UWF will truly be a MEGA MACHINE! Alright, a little too caffeinated, let's take a look at NXT.

HARDCORE MATCH: BULLY RAY VS. SHANE MCMAHON

One man finds a new home by switching brands, the other finds a new home by returning to the world of professional wrestling and making his UWF debut. Fresh off a victory at Summerslam, Bully Ray looks to make a statement in his first match on NXT, and plans to do so by beating the owner's son, Shane McMahon, into a bloody pulp. No stranger to extreme situations, general manager JBL has decided to let these two do battle in a hardcore match! Will Bully Ray continue his dominance or will the "Billionaire Stuntman" show he hasn't missed a step in the squared circle?

I'm a little discouraged to see this two leave Tuesday nights as I wanted a piece of both. Granted I'm on NXT as well, but I wanted a piece of them as Austin. Just imagine Stone Cold versus Bully Ray. Because of the characters themselves it's awesome, then you look at the trash talkers, myself and Lewb. Feuded for the World Heavyweight Championship, his Del Rio(c) and my Austin. Feuded for the UWF Championship, his Barrett and my Austin(c). This company NEEDS the tri-fecta.

Lewb: 2
Hoov: 2

THE MIZ VS. RANDY ORTON

At Summerslam, The Miz made his first UWF appearance since losing the European Championship, without Paul Heyman in tow. As the "Awesome One" begins his second stint on Monday nights, he must contend with the "Viper", who is fresh off a loss in the Elimination Chamber. Will Randy be too worn and torn to overcome his opponent, or will the "Viper" plant the former reality star's face into the canvas?
This encounter is exciting because it's the return of awesome_miz as, well, The Miz and SBS as Randy Orton. That's what UWF does people, it brings you closer to the one that brought you success. Admittedly, with the unfortunate departure of Fetter, I've known SBS was going to drop Undertaker for Orton since a little before Summerslam but I didn't know things would play out this way. Looking forward to seeing who wins this contest.

awesome_miz: 3
SBS: 2

ROBERT ROODE VS. STING

The NWA World Heavyweight Champion(does this belt mean something now that there's a third brand?) is cockier than usual following a victory over his former tag team partner at Summerslam, not to mention the fact that he was hand-picked by JBL to usher in the era that is NXT. Placed in Roode's path as Sting, who is understandably bothered by losing his Summerslam match, therefore losing his spot on the Smackdown roster, half of the UWF Tag Team Championships, and tag team partner Samoa Joe. Is the "Icon" in mourning easy pickings for Robert Roode or is Sting going to take out the biggest dog in the yard on his first night?

I was very close to dropping Sting, which is why I asked that if the Black 'n White Machine lose the UWF Tag Team Championships, I be the one that takes the fall because the stipulation would mean Sting's off Smackdown and then I could drop him and debut as someone else. Then I saw that NXT had come to fruition and I was put on that roster, and I decided to try something new with Sting. Whether or not I keep Sting depends on how successful the change is, I know that Blizzard's a fan of it so maybe the rest of you will take to it as well. My run on NXT could be like when Austin went to iMPACT and got booked as a main eventer for the first time.

Me: 2
EoR: 1

PROMOS

Everyone on the NXT roster is being asked to send in a promo, to make the inaugural edition as big as possible.

Alright folks, now that we've taken a look at how NXT will grace next Monday night and Smackdown will grace tomorrow night, let's take a look at how Cwalker's going to return from his forced hiatus.

JOHN MORRISON VS. KURT ANGLE

After making his presence felt vocally a few weeks ago, the time for talking is over and the "Olympic Gold Medalist" is ready to let his fists say everything. But standing across the ring from him is no pushover, instead it's the "Shaman of Sexy" who is fresh off his first pay-per-view victory, at the "biggest party of the summer" no less. When these two collide, will it be Morrison's mastery of parkour or Kurt's rich wrestling background that shines brightest?

Millenium: 3
Dod: 2

I am still quite pleased to see Dod back and I am thrilled that Jay has returned because that is something I thought I would never see. Both men are proving their returns are legit by going to war thus far, just as much as me and Chase in fact, and they don't have a belt up for grabs. Great to see, their match should be a spectacle and a nice way to open the show.

CURT HAWKINS VS. JAMES STORM

The "Party Starter" has been riding some impressive momentum lately as he has become the man to beat on Tuesday nights, retaining his Hardcore Championship at Summerslam and getting hungrier for competition with each passing week. The "Tennessee Cowboy", though unsuccessful in his match at Summerslam, has been impressive in his own right, seemingly earning himself a friend in the UWF Champion and therefore gaining a confidence boost. When the former Edgehead and the former Most Wanted American lock up, will it be Hawkins' "Last Call" or the end of Storm's party?

Tapout: 0
Chriss: 1

I'm a bit disappointed that only Chriss has shown up, but I know that Tapout will show up and this match will be every bit as good as it reads in simply the preview. I'd be satisfied with a win for either man but I lean towards Chriss a bit more since I'm sort of mentoring him. I'll explain why later.

SHAWN MICHAELS VS. KOFI KINGSTON

The "Heartbreak Kid" is making his UWF debut this week, unfortunately the welcome wagon is less than friendly as his opponent will be Kofi Kingston, a man who has been disgruntled since his debut due to what he deems racism amongst his peers. Will Shawn make his first impression a winning one or will his return to the ring be "Trouble In Paradise"?

#1hbkfan: 0
Doink: 0

Neither man has shown up, which is a shame because this has the potential to be quite the match, because of the trash talkers as well as the characters they're playing.

CHRISTOPHER DANIELS VS. GOLDUST

The "Fallen Angel" and the "Bizarre One" both came up short at Summerslam, which is all the more reason to pit them against each other. When the opening bell sounds and these men are unleashed on one another, will it be Goldust or Daniels with another 'L' on their record?

RRS: 0
Sam: 0

I was hoping to see at least RRS show up to this thing already, his Daniels has the potential to get better and better each week if he keeps at it. I know Sam will show up because he did at Summerslam when I wasn't sure he would. RRS will show as well, I feel, I was just hoping to see it happen by now.

MVP VS. C.M. PUNK

Neither the highest paid superstar on Raw or the straight-edge United States Champion escaped the Elimination Chamber victorious, and will be able to take out their frustrations regarding the matter in singles competition this week. Will Punk break his silence or will MVP prove that he is, in fact, too ballin'?

albo2: 0
Dom: 0

Three matches on the card not trash talked for. It's about 10 p.m. Thursday night as I write this particular section of the article, so there's five days until the show and four until the deadline, so there's still time but the longer you wait to write something, the higher the likelihood you won't get it done in time or done at all, trust me. I fear Dom may be leaving as he never showed up to the Chamber match, I hope I'm wrong.

UWF CHAMPIONSHIP: STONE COLD(C) VS. CHRIS JERICHO

At Summerslam, Chris Jericho came closer to winning the UWF Championship than anyone has since Stone Cold first won the belt several months ago at Backlash. Realizing this and the fact that the match may have had a different outcome were it not for Rhodes sticking around after he was eliminated, Teddy Long has decided to reward Chris Jericho with another shot at the belt in a one-on-one encounter. With Stone Cold closing in on the record for the longest-reigning champion, one has to believe that he's going to be as dominant as he has been the past several months with the volume turned up. Can Chris Jericho be the one that breaks the Rattlesnake's reign or is Stone Cold's fire still too hot to be put out?

Me: 4
Chase: 4

This is only the second time Chase and I have faced off one-on-one, and it's the first time in a main event capacity. Needless to say we're both very psyched about this match. It's kind of shocking that in my near three years of e-fedding, I have never had a proper feud with Chase or a one-on-one match. No punches will be pulled here and so far, I am doing my best to keep my trash talks the same length as Chase's. Not that I want to bomb him, you understand.

PROMO: TEDDY LONG

The general manager is promising an announcement that will change the face of Raw, which could mean anything from a new general manager to the revealing of the main event of the next pay-per-view. Maybe this week won't be the only time I have to defend the UWF Championship on Raw. Whatever it is, I anticipate it greatly.

PROMO: STONE COLD

The Texas Rattlesnake will be given time to address his feelings regarding still being UWF Champion and the road he has ahead of him, defending his title against Jericho and beyond. With each successful title defense, I get more and more passionate about my promos and trash talks, so you know this is going to be something special, Austin fans.

PROMO: CHRIS JERICHO

Jericho will also have something to say in regards to the huge title match. I pitched an idea to Cwalker that, if I retained at Summerslam, maybe Austin could pick his next opponent. I would've chosen Jericho if I was given the chance, and now I'm getting my wish. Hopefully we feud a bit, at least into the next pay-per-view.

PROMO: JOHN MORRISON

With the "Phenom" gone from Tuesday nights and the UWF as a whole, what does Morrison have planned next? Maybe he'll feud with Angle, who knows.

PROMO: JAMES STORM

The "Tennessee Cowboy" was defeated at Summerslam, but has big things ahead of him and big things planned. What are these plans? You'll have to tune in to find out! Now for my explanation. The trash talking session I had with Chriss' Austin Aries on Raw a few months ago really got me super passionate about e-fedding again, and he's the guy I won my first top tier title of the main brands from. Because of this, I'm trying to help his Storm, even if it's just him and Austin in a segment here and there.

If you'll recall, I've lended a helping hand to a lot of you that way.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

Re: The Biggest Dose of the Summer

I haven't showed up yet, cause my internet likes to be a huge cocktease. Regardless, I'm almost finished my TT and ready to post it. I really appreciated the positive feedback on my Daniels. And this show as a whole was amazing!

I'm hoping to get Daniels up there, slowly but surely I guess. I'm still kind of a noob to this TT stuff, as I am used to more the RP style of e-feds. But I'm enjoying myself, and will continue on as best I can! Much love brother!

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Re: The Biggest Dose of the Summer

TESTING GROUND

This week's Testing Ground comes to you from a June edition of UCW Smackdown, during the period of time that I was helping write for it. Paul Heyman and Shane McMahon were feuding and Heyman had just launched an attack the week prior to Stone Cold Steve Austin.

UCW Smackdown returns from commercial as Paul Heyman is seen standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone.

Jim Ross: Well folks, I don't know what Paul Heyman's doing but I have a bad feeling we're about to find out.

Paul Heyman: Ladies and gentlemen, after what happened last week, I have been asked by acting General Manager Shane McMahon to take some time to explain myself. But before I do, for any of you who may have missed it, have short-term memory, or are like me and just want to see it again, allow me to direct the focus to the titantron.

The camera pans over to the titantron where a video recap of the events of the previous week begins to play.

As Heyman ran through the curtain and as Austin rounded the corner, Batista nearly cuts him in half with a Spear.

Jim Ross: I should've known. Heyman was setting Austin up the whole time!

Stone Cold is busted open as Batista throws Austin into the steel steps, knocking them loose. Heyman rips up the padding on the floor as Batista pulls Austin to his feet again, hoisting him into the air and turning, charging forward towards the exposed concrete and bringing him down with a spinebuster!

Jim Ross: This is heinous! Someone stop this wild Animal! That is another human being being driven onto solid concrete!

Austin lay there with his entire face covered in blood as Batista grabbed him by the throat and dragged him back up the ramp. The fans were booing and some even had tears in their eyes as Batista had Austin at the top of the stage again.

Jim Ross: Please no! Not this!

Batista hoisted Austin up and Batista Bombed him off the stage through tables and equipment as things just crumbled around them. The video finishes playing as the camera pans back to Paul in the ring, who's laughing as the fans boo what they just saw.

Paul Heyman: Make no mistake about it, I could watch that video footage ALL DAY LONG. Now, since Shane is currently in charge of this show, albeit for a limited time, allow me to proceed with my explanation. What I did last week is called protecting my investment. As Stone Cold alluded to, Batista's stints in You See Double-you have been short and not very noteworthy, but if this run is any indication, he's ready to put those days behind him, and so am I. I refuse to be relegated to commentary when I can do and was PROMISED bigger and better things, which is why I have taken the "Animal" under my tutelage, if you will.

It has become clear that in order to get what I want, I have to be as cutthroat and cutting edge as I was to get where I currently am. The only course of action is action. With Batista running through the roster of superstars and me controlling the order they are placed in his sight, Smackdown will be brought to its knees like never before. But why Stone Cold Steve Austin? Well, as you saw, two weeks ago Stone Cold saw fit to get involved in matters he had no business getting involved in, which is why they're having a title match in a few days. Now no matter how much I hate to admit it, I've seen what Steve Austin is capable of, he is very much a threat to Batista.

So I did what I had to do, and now Stone Cold will be lucky not only to be at Money in the Bank, but to ever show his face on Smackdown again. Now Shane I know you're backstage listening to all of this, and you're probably pretty mad because I'm telling you how it is instead of groveling or apologizing. My plan is already in action, and you can't do anything about it, especially now that your ace in the hole is on the shelf permanently! The score this week is Heyman one, McMahon zero, and it's going to keep on that way until you see your days as General Manager come to a screeching halt.

Heyman lowers his microphone and drops it, exiting the ring and returning to the commentary table.

FROM THE VAULT

This week's From The Vault is from my time writing on iMPACT, it was Killa's Mr. Kennedyversus someone's Batista, it might have been Andrew's.

The ring bell sounds, signaling the next contest is about to begin.

KENNEDYYY!!

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"Turn Up The Trouble" hits to a loud mixed reaction as Kennedy steps out from the back with the X-Division title over his shoulder. He struts to the ring, sporting stitches in his head, and chewing gum. Kennedy climbs up the steel steps and through the ropes.

Jeremy Borash: Making his way into the ring, from...

Kennedy holds up his hand, cutting him off. Kennedy makes his way to the center of the ring before the lights come down and a spotlight rests on him. Throwing a hand up into the air, Kennedy's classic mic falls to him. His music dies as he takes up the microphone, looking at Borash.

Mr. Kennedy: I've got this junior. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first, he is your X-Division Champion. From Green Bay Wisconsin, weighing in at 244 pounds, MIIIIIIIISSSSSTERRRRRRRRRRR....KENNEDY!

He gets a mixed reaction from the crowd as he pulls the microphone away and pauses for a moment, looking around before bringing it back near his mouth.

Mr. Kennedy: KENNEDY!

Kennedy throws the microphone as he gets on the turnbuckle and poses. Suddenly his opponent's music began to play.

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The fans begin to get on their feet, booing the hell out of the arrival of Batista. He walks through the curtains a few seconds afterwards. They show him no mercy, as they shower him with boos. Batista walks to the ramp and looks at his 'fans' in a disgusted manner, before crouching down and delivering his pyro maneuver. He then makes his way to the ring.

Jeremy Borash: And the opponent, on his way to the ring, from Washington D.C., weighing in at 290 pounds, he is "The Animal"...Batista!

DING DING!

Batista entered the ring and the bell rung. Batista speared Mr. Kennedy to the mat, inspiring "oohs" from the crowd. Batista lifted Mr. Kennedy to his feet by the throat, choking him for a moment, then threw him hard into the nearest corner. Batista went over, grabbing the ropes, and began working on the abdomen of Mr. Kennedy with his patented shoulder thrusts. After a few, he lifted Mr. Kennedy up, turned, took a few steps out of the corner, and dropped him with a modified spinebuster. Batista lifted Mr. Kennedy up and placed his head between his legs, doing the thumbs down gesture, as he lifted Kennedy up for the Batista Bomb.

Mike Tenay: This one can't be over yet, can it?

As Batista got him up, Kennedy looked down and spit in his eyes, blinding him as Batista went stumbling backwards back first into the nearest corner. Kennedy landed on his feet, but stepped up onto the ropes and started hammering away at Batista's head with mounted punches as the crowd counted along in rapid succession.

1!

2!

3!

4!

5!

6!

7!

8!

9!

10!

Kennedy looked around at the crowd for a moment, then continued punching, the crowd restarting the count.

1!

2!

3!

4!

5!

6!

7!

8!

9!

10!

Kennedy went to start things off again but Batista headbutted him in the groin, causing Kennedy to fall in a split-legged seated position over Batista's shoulders, who capitalized on this and slammed him down with a Batista Bomb!

Don West: Well Mike, Mr. Kennedy managed to turn things around for a moment, but the Animal got his wish for that Batista Bomb. That may be all she wrote.

But unfortunately for Kennedy, Batista wasn't done as he grabbed him by the hair and pulled him to his knees, then up to his feet. Batista reared back for a thunderous right hand but Mr. Kennedy palmed him across the face with a slap and pushed him backward into the corner again. Kennedy layed into Batista's chest with a few Ric Flair style chops, with the crowd wooing with each one.

CHOP!(Wooooooo!)

Mr. Kennedy reared back for another one.

CHOP!(Wooooooo!)

Mr. Kennedy got in position to deliver a third.

CHOP!(Wooooooo!)

He went for a fourth but Batista grabbed his wrist, turning and slamming him back first into the corner, then irish whipping him across the ring face first into the opposite one. Batista charged and delivered a running shoulder thrust to Kennedy's lower back then spun him around and began laying into his chest with chops of his own, only Batista's were a lot more quick and painful. The crowd counted along in rapid succession even though they despised Batista.

1!

2!

3!

4!

5!

6!

7!

8!

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10!

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12!

13!

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15!

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18!

19!

20!

Mr. Kennedy's chest was beet red as Batista whipped him back into the corner he came from. Kennedy hit face first as Batista hit him in the lower back with a shoulder thrust again. Batista then placed his foot between Kennedy's shoulder blades and pushed forward, pinning his chest against the turnbuckle pad, and then grabbed his arms and wrenched backward with them. Kennedy began to cry out in pain, then began to bite into the turnbuckle pad to suppress the screams, but the agony was written in his expression. His eyes clenched tight, his face red, his upper body red.

Mike Tenay: These two are going to war in there, but I think it's advantage Batista. He has, after all, appeared to do more damage than he's received thus far.

Just as it looked like Kennedy's arms were about to be ripped out of their sockets right then and there, he had an idea as he ripped the turnbuckle pad loose with his mouth and jerked his head backwards to the side, hurling it over his shoulder and hitting Batista in the chest, causing him to break the hold. Kennedy turned around quickly and hit Batista in the chest with a big boot, bringing him down as Kennedy then fell to the mat as well.

Don West: The referee's beginning the count now. I hope at least one of these guys gets up, I'd hate to see the match end that way.

The referee stood in the center of where both men were laying and began his count.

1!

...

2!

...

3!

...

4!

...

5!

Batista rolled over onto his stomach and pushed himself up with his arms. Meanwhile Kennedy tried to push himself up with his arms, but it was no use, they seemed to have no life in them after Batista's attack.

6!

...

7!

Batista got to his feet and went right after Kennedy. He hooked Kennedy in full nelson position and lifted him into the air, coming crashing back down to the mat with a sitting full nelson bomb. Batista rolled from his sitting position, still holding Kennedy, as he brought the both of them back to their feet, and started really cranking on the pressure of the full nelson. He walked over to the corner and began beating Kennedy's face into the turnbuckle pad to make him dizzy so he couldn't fight out. That backfired though as Kennedy managed to throw his legs up and spring off of it, throwing both men backward and crashing to the mat, Batista absorbing most of the impact.

Don West: Don't count Mr. Kennedy out just yet, Mike!

Kennedy got to his feet, shaking his arms to try to get some life back into them as he looked down at Batista. Batista lay there out cold. Kennedy managed to get some feeling and movement out of his arms again as he went for the pin, but as he went for it, Batista revealed he was playing possum and delivered a kick to the abdomen of Kennedy, grabbing his arm and throwing him over where he was laying to the mat on the other side of him. Batista kipped up and began bouncing back and forth, flaunting his daunting specimen.

Mike Tenay: I don't think I've ever seen Batista do that!

Kennedy was up to his feet as Batista came charging at him with a lariat attempt. As soon as Batista got close, Kennedy leapt into the air and caught him in the face and chest with a standing dropkick as both men went crashing to the mat. The crowd started a "This Is Awesome" chant as Kennedy got up quickly. He looked at the fallen Batista, then at the turnbuckle and climbed up on it. He got in position but The Animal kipped up once again and charged the corner, hoping to knock Kennedy down with the impact, but Kennedy acted quickly. He saw his microphone still dangling in mid-air so he leapt, grabbing the cord and using it to swing to the opposite turnbuckle. Batista hit the turnbuckle as this happened and came staggering out of it as Kennedy, from his new position, leapt into the Kenton Bomb. He complete the roll through but before he could make impact Batista got him and reversed quickly into a Batista Bomb!

Don West: My God, Mike, Mr. Kennedy's spine may have been shattered by that one!

Mike Tenay: "The Animal" Batista proving to be quite resilient with that powerbomb.

Batista got up and instead of going for the cover, grabbed Kennedy and put his head between his legs.

Mike Tenay: Not another one!

Mr. Kennedy began punching Batista in the thigh to get him to break it up. It worked for a moment as Batista let go and backed off, allowing Kennedy to stand up, but then Batista decked him in the right eye. Kennedy held his eye as Batista went to deck him in the other one but Kennedy ducked and took him to the mat with a spear! The crowd cheered this as Kennedy grabbed Batista's ankles and dragged him toward the turnbuckle without the padding. He brought Batista to his feet, delivering a few punches on the way up, and then hooked his arm. Batista came to suddenly, but Kennedy saw this and reacted quickly, connecting with the Mic Check and driving Batista head and face first into the exposed turnbuckle!

Don West: Batista has just been split open by that turnbuckle!

Batista lay there with blood running from the cut on his forehead down his face as Kennedy stood over him. Kennedy looks to go for the pin, but instead grabs Batista by the neck and head and leads him back to this feet.

Mike Tenay: What's he doing?

Mr. Kennedy put Batista's head between his legs and did the thumbs down pose, crying out "KENNEDY!" as he appeared to be going for the Batista Bomb.

Don West: Are we going to see a Kennedy Bomb, Mike?

Mike Tenay: Calm down, Don, you're venturing into Michael Cole territory.

Before Kennedy could lift Batista up though, Batista managed to shift the weight and get to his feet, holding Kennedy by the ankles so that his chest was touching Batista's back. Batista threw Kennedy forward and hit an Alabama Slam into the exposed turnbuckle. Kennedy hit but unfortunately for him, came staggering out of the corner as Batista kicked him in the stomach and put his head between his legs. A gash could be seen on Kennedy's back as Batista lifted him up. The Animal forgot about his own wounds though as blood got into his eyes and he couldn't see. He slammed Kennedy to the mat anyway and exited the ring, shouting at the official to find him a towel and some water. The official obliged as Batista flushed the blood out of his eye and cleaned the wound and his face as best he could. Batista turned to face the ring after getting cleaned up, but Kennedy had charged the ropes and leapt over them with a Kenton Bomb that brought both men to the ground.

Mike Tenay: What will be left when these two are finished with this match?

Running off mostly adrenaline, Batista and Kennedy were both up as they began trading punches. After a back and forth exchange of about thirty seconds, Batista kicked Kennedy in the abdomen, grabbed him by both sides of the head, and threw him into the ring post like he weighed nothing. Kennedy crashed down onto the steel steps as Batista walked over, grabbed him by the throat and lifted him up, throwing him into the ring. Batista got on the top turnbuckle and waited for his opponent to get up. When Kennedy got up, Big Dave dove, looking for a diving spear but Kennedy saw it coming and kicked him in the stomach, then lifted him up to a vertical base, hooked his arm, and connected with the Mic Check!

Don West: Mr. Kennedy's proven to be just as versatile with his maneuver as Batista is, Mike!

Mr. Kennedy goes for the cover as the referee counts.

1!

2!

Suddenly the lights go out and the crowd pops big time. A silence then falls over the arena as the await the famous sound of the gong, but instead they hear...

1, 2, you hear the clock tickin'?
Tick tock, you about ta' stop livin'.

The lights come back on and MVP is in the ring holding the X-Division championship. Mr. Kennedy goes after him but MVP throws the belt and exits the ring. Kennedy throws a punch over the rope but misses, and as a result bounces off a little bit, turning to walk back over to his opponent. As he turns around, Batista clocks him in the face with the championship, leaving him on the mat bloodied.

Mike Tenay: That's a blatant disqualification! Ring the damn bell!

Don West: The referee's indisposed at ringside, Mike!

The referee is seen out cold at ringside, no doubt a victim of attack while the lights were down. MVP re-enters the ring suddenly, ripping his ring attire off to reveal that he's wearing a referee's outfit underneath. Batista goes for the cover as MVP counts.

Mike Tenay: Not like this!

1!

2!

3..NO! Kennedy kicks out!

The crowd pops in disbelief as they, the commentators, and the superstars in the ring can't believe it either. Batista blames MVP for not counting fast enough and the two begin arguing as Kennedy uses the ropes to get to his feet. He grabs his championship and turns to face them, who aren't paying any attention and haven't noticed that he's come to. Kennedy lays out MVP with the title and comes off the ropes back at Batista. Batista goes for a lariat but Kennedy ducks and comes off the ropes and hits him in the back of the head with the title, laying him out. Kennedy rolls him over and goes for the pin but suddenly the bell rings.

Jeremy Borash: Here is your winner as a result of a disqualification, Batista!

Kennedy couldn't believe his ears as the crowd booed the decision. Then it made sense as Mr. Kennedy saw the referee on the outside of the ring, back to consciousness. Kennedy told him to come inside the ring and the two began arguing. After seeing he couldn't get through to the ref, Kennedy hit him with the Mic Check! Then he stood up, grabbed his championship, and left the ring on his way to the back.

Well folks, that's going to do it for this week's edition of the Dresden Dose. I'll be back on Thursday with a full review of the debut of NXT, the return of Tuesday Night Raw, the August 31st edition of Smackdown, and the cards for the September 10th edition of NXT, the September 11th edition of Raw, and the September 7th edition of Smackdown. Plus Stone Cold and R-Truth have a war of words in the Testing Ground, I'll be unveiling The Undertaker vs. Abyss vs. Raven vs. Lance Storm in a Monster's Ball match From The Vault, and being interrogated for the Dresden Files will be none other than EffectsofRaven! Also, find out who will be the show's mascot as Pikachu, Blastoise, Charizard, and Mewtwo duke it out to be the last Pokemon standing. Don't miss it!

Remember, if you want to be my interview subject, just let me know. So far I've had Sam, Cwalker, Rey, Andrew, and as aforementioned EoR is on tap for next week. Aniking, Chriss, Doink, BDC, Lewb, Tapout, Prodigy, Albo2, Lub, Chase, awesome_miz, Blizzard, Rated R Superstar, Shane McMahon & The Corporate Ministry, Pete, Hoov, Captain, SBS, Dom, Canadian Pothead, Itchweed, and Millenium...I would love to interview all of you at some point.

Until next week, the doctor is out!

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MSN: misfit_tortured_soul@yahoo.com

Twitter: @chrisdresden

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[Lub]

Re: The Biggest Dose of the Summer

WOW Dres! I don't where do you find enough time, to write aaaaall of this stuff.

Review of SummerSlam is perfect, I agree with you in many points, plus the preview of both RAW and SmackDown shows was great too! Well, who will answer DiBiase's challenge, that's what we will find out soon I hope.

I'm not really a fan of Testing Ground and From The Vault, to be honest, but it's interesting thing. Another great episode of the Dose, I really like this kind of entertainment. Bring us more and more doses Dres!

 

[Chriss]

Re: The Biggest Dose of the Summer

THIS IS AMAZING!

I loved every single bit of it! The way you reviewed Summerslam was great for me as they were parts that I did not read carefully. The show previewes were great as well. This time there were less personal thoughts added to it but it was still great. AND FINALLY! The Testing Ground is back. This was always my favourite part of the Dose so I am happy to see it. I found it interesting that you picked up Heyman. Was a good read. From the vault was in my eyes the best from-the-vault match you ever posted in the Dose (from what I saw).

The trash talking session I had with Chriss' Austin Aries on Raw a few months ago really got me super passionate about e-fedding again

I find this kinda funny because you did the same thing for me when I was losing it as Storm. You came to me, gave me some feedback, put my head where it should be and now I am back and I am more pumped than I've ever been. Oh, and if the session you had with me got you passionate, wait until I get another shot at yer ass. DP:

 

[Derrick]

Re: The Biggest Dose of the Summer

Awesome as usual. You know what I simply love about your doses, Dres? The Pokemon thingy. Everyone who knows me a bit knows what kind of a Pokemon nerd am I. A HUGE one. I play the games, watch the series, there's no bigger Pokemon nerd than I am. And you sir not only prove that you are the best e-fed show reviewer, an interviewer, a doctor that you play on the internet, but you also show how awesome you are by mixing e-fedding and Pokemon. To me.. it's like mixing Nutella and ice cream. Or porn with Maryse, AJ, Paige, Kelly etc.. You're just awesome, man.


EDIT: Oh, and I forgot one thing. Can I please be interviewed? I know we talked about it on MSN <3

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Re: The Biggest Dose of the Summer

I haven't showed up yet, cause my internet likes to be a huge cocktease. Regardless, I'm almost finished my TT and ready to post it. I really appreciated the positive feedback on my Daniels. And this show as a whole was amazing!

I'm hoping to get Daniels up there, slowly but surely I guess. I'm still kind of a noob to this TT stuff, as I am used to more the RP style of e-feds. But I'm enjoying myself, and will continue on as best I can! Much love brother!

Thanks bro, looking forward to seeing you move your way up. I really dig your Daniels, so the positive feedback is a given.

WOW Dres! I don't where do you find enough time, to write aaaaall of this stuff.

Review of SummerSlam is perfect, I agree with you in many points, plus the preview of both RAW and SmackDown shows was great too! Well, who will answer DiBiase's challenge, that's what we will find out soon I hope.

I'm not really a fan of Testing Ground and From The Vault, to be honest, but it's interesting thing. Another great episode of the Dose, I really like this kind of entertainment. Bring us more and more doses Dres!

I use my days off to write the Dose usually. The reason I have From The Vault and Testing Ground is so I can get one final use out of these trash talks, promos, and matches I have saved before deleting them. Sorry you aren't a fan, but I appreciate your honesty. More Doses coming, you can be sure of that.

THIS IS AMAZING!

I loved every single bit of it! The way you reviewed Summerslam was great for me as they were parts that I did not read carefully. The show previewes were great as well. This time there were less personal thoughts added to it but it was still great. AND FINALLY! The Testing Ground is back. This was always my favourite part of the Dose so I am happy to see it. I found it interesting that you picked up Heyman. Was a good read. From the vault was in my eyes the best from-the-vault match you ever posted in the Dose (from what I saw).



I find this kinda funny because you did the same thing for me when I was losing it as Storm. You came to me, gave me some feedback, put my head where it should be and now I am back and I am more pumped than I've ever been. Oh, and if the session you had with me got you passionate, wait until I get another shot at yer ass. DP:

Thanks bro, I am glad you enjoyed so many aspects of it. I guess there were less personal thoughts because of all the ground I had to cover. I didn't pick up Heyman during that time period per say, just anytime he was to cut a promo, they let me do it. Kind of like EoR for Desmond Wolfe or Cwalker for Teddy Long. I've been Heyman, Cornette, and Roddy Piper in that role before. Of course Austin came back a few weeks later and the feud culminated in Team Heyman versus Team McMahon.

I am glad that we inspire each other, that's how friendships around here truly get forged. As for getting a shot at me, get in line, it's a long one.

Awesome as usual. You know what I simply love about your doses, Dres? The Pokemon thingy. Everyone who knows me a bit knows what kind of a Pokemon nerd am I. A HUGE one. I play the games, watch the series, there's no bigger Pokemon nerd than I am. And you sir not only prove that you are the best e-fed show reviewer, an interviewer, a doctor that you play on the internet, but you also show how awesome you are by mixing e-fedding and Pokemon. To me.. it's like mixing Nutella and ice cream. Or porn with Maryse, AJ, Paige, Kelly etc.. You're just awesome, man.


EDIT: Oh, and I forgot one thing. Can I please be interviewed? I know we talked about it on MSN <3

Thanks man, the story behind that is when I did a seperate Dose for Raw and Smackdown, Lewb called it the Red Version and the Blue Version, and Cwalker suggested that the pay-per-view is the Green Version. When it was suggested I downsize to one Dose for all of them, I decided to have them battle for supremacy. Not sure if you knew that story or not.

 

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Thanks man, the story behind that is when I did a seperate Dose for Raw and Smackdown, Lewb called it the Red Version and the Blue Version, and Cwalker suggested that the pay-per-view is the Green Version. When it was suggested I downsize to one Dose for all of them, I decided to have them battle for supremacy. Not sure if you knew that story or not.

Of course I do! That's one of the reasons why I love The Dose. I've been banned but I kept reading everything. Shows, cards, Doses, just everything. So yeah, you are awesome.