Tournament 14: Worst Non-Wrestling Personality Of The Year

[The Cork]

Maddox reminds me of Adamle, I'm sure WWE know he's beyond shit but keep him around as some rib on whoever hired him.

 

[Chris Dresdon]

You know, fuck it. Michael Cole. Straight away I thought of Brad Maddox but then I remembered how much I hate Michael Cole.

Fuck him for not letting me watch two minutes of Raw without him trying to sell me something. Fuck his catchphrases and buzz words. Fuck him for taking all the little things about wrestling to the extreme until all the chants and slogans we enjoy are completely mechanical. Fuck his awful segways into social media. Fuck his voice. Fuck his face. Fuck his phone and his app.

I wasn't going to put it quite this colorfully, but I vote Michael Cole, and it's because of everything Defiant just covered.

 

[Fluttershy]

Voting Josh Mathews he's got no major personality.

 

[Dale]

Voting Josh Mathews he's got no major personality.

Which is why he's good at what he does. He just does his job and goes under the radar and doesn't ruin or distract you from what's going on which can't be said for the other three.

 

[Defiant]

This isn't necessary but I remembered something else about Cole that annoys lately: NO TALKING during Bray Wyatt's entrance please!

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Listenin' to Michael Cole tryin' to put down JBL when he's makin' hilarious claims about stuff like Los Matadores kidnappin' a midget to be their mascot puts him for me the worst of the year.

 

[Embrace Thou Maryse]

Jerry Lawler, though reading @Defiants post reminded how annoying Cole can be. Bjut Lawlers commentary is just abysmal, he adds nothing at all to the program, at least Cole is peddling all the WWE's useless crap.

 

[Nevermore Arcanum]

Worst non wrestling personality this year is the same as it's been every year. Not that I'm looking at anyone named Michael Cole or anything.

 

[Dale]

Your Winner, Jerry Lawler.