TNE IMPACT!!!
JR: Good evening everybody and welcome to Impact, I’m JR here with Jerry “the king” Lawler and what a show it shall be tonight.
King: that’s right King and this is going to be one of the biggest Impacts ever, here is a list of the matches on tonight’s show. There will be a 6-man tag match between the 6 men in the 6-pac challenge next week, which is what JBL had in mind last week. Batista will also go one on one with the Samoan Bulldozer Umaga, and in the main event tonight it will be Kurt Angle and a partner of his choice Vs JBL and a partner of his choice.
JR: Indeed it will be a magnificent night tonight and now let’s go to Y2J Chris Jericho in the ring with the highlight reel.
Jericho: Welcome everybody to a very special edition of the highlight reel, I am your host, the man who will beat Edge this coming Sunday, Y2J Chris Jericho! Now guys, isn’t it good to be back on the highlight reel instead of being on the piece of shit, the cutting Edge! Well I am glad to be back and my guest tonight just so happens to be the man I will defeat next week, Edge…(crowd cheers) I don’t know why all of you pathetic people are cheering I mean, its about time you have given me a big cheer since I have been out here (crowd boo). Now this next clip is for all of the Jericho-holic’s out their whether you are in the crowd or at home, check this out.
It shows a video package of last week where Edge and Batista lose to Randy Orton and Chris Jericho with Edge being the one who was pinned.
Jericho: ha-ha, Oh man I could watch that all day…So Edge, if you aren’t to embarrass after losing last week could you please come down to the ring.
Edge’s music hits and he slowly walks out the ring
Edge: yeah yeah very funny Jericho but you and I both know that you and that little weasel Randy Orton had to cheat to win that match and nearly every other match. If it wasn’t for you being in the ring when you weren’t the legal man or you jabbing our eyes or any other moves like that then me and the animal Batista would have kicked your asses!
Jericho: what, did you just call me a cheater? I have never cheated in my entire wrestling career, not once! Edge we all know that you are just a little depressed after costing you and Batista the match last week…I tell you what junior, I do what I have to do o win a match so if I have to do whatever it takes to beat you at No Escape then so be it.
Edge: Jericho, how could I be the depressed one? I mean, you’re the guy who has lost to me what, 2 or 3 times now and one of those loses was at a PPV. You have only beaten me once and it wasn’t even you who pinned me in the ring so I am pretty sure that you are the depressed one here chump.
Jericho: Well I’m not and at No Escape Edge I will make you tap out right in the middle of the ring and maybe then you will get it through your thick Canadian head that I am better than you! I am stronger (flex’s muscles), I am sexier (poses) and I am just straight better than you!
Edge: Well see about that!
Edge runs at Chris Jericho and Jericho drops down to the mat and rolls out the ring in a hurry, Edge stands in the ring throwing things around and then after Jericho has gone Edge leaves…
JR: Things are still heating up between these two don’t you think King.
King: Hell yeah JR, I wonder who will be victorious at No Escape…
JR: Me too King, both men are very talented and I am really excited about their match. I hope it will be as good as their last or better.
King: Yeah and now its time for our first match of the night…
Match 1 6-man tag
Kane, Mr Kennedy and CM Punk Vs Carlito, Elijah Burke and Robert Roode
Carlito and CM Punk decide to start the match off for each team; they bind up with each other in the middle of the ring. They try to overpower each other for a while and then finally Carlito manages to get the upper hand and he starts to push CM Punk backwards into the ropes, they get to the ropes and then CM Punk pushes Carlito off sending him down to the other side of the ring and when Carlito comes running back he is dropped by a hard clothesline. Carlito gets right back up onto his feet and CM Punk starts to punch and then Carlito starts to fight back, Carlito then Irish whips CM Punk down to the other side of the ring and Carlito follows him down and then when Punk goes to run back off the ropes he is dropped to the mat with a clothesline. Carlito and Punk move back into the middle of the ring and they begin to trade punches, they then start to chop each others chest with CM Punk starting to fire up. CM Punk continues to chop the chest of Carlito but then Carlito begins to knee CM Punk in the mid section, Carlito goes and bounces off the ropes as does CM Punk, they then both run up and hit each other with a cross body at the same time dropping then both down to the mat. They each begin to crawl over to their corners to make the tag to one of their partners, Carlito gets to Elijah Burke and makes the tag as CM Punk gets to Mr Kennedy and also makes the tag. Elijah Burke quickly runs over and hits Mr Kennedy off the apron just before he gets into the ring and then Burke punches CM Punk off the apron too, Kennedy and Punk slowly get up on the outside and then Kennedy slowly rolls back into the ring. Kennedy tries to get back up to his feet but Elijah Burke starts to stomp on the back of Mr Kennedy, he then picks Kennedy up and hits him with a quick snap suplex followed by a pin, 1…2…and Kennedy kicks out.
Elijah Burke gets up and stomps on Mr Kennedy a couple more times before picking him up and Irish whipping him into the turnbuckle, Kennedy stumbles out of the turnbuckle holding his back as Burke runs at him, Burke goes for a clothesline but Mr Kennedy ducks and drop toe holds Elijah Burke who trips into the middle part of the turnbuckle. Elijah Burke slowly gets up holding his face as Mr Kennedy gives him a couple of hard punches to the head and then hits him with a scoop slam followed by a pin, 1…2…and Burke kicks out. Elijah Burke gets up still slightly holding his face as Kennedy continues to punch Burke, he then pushes Elijah backwards into the corner of Mr Kennedy’s tag team partners and he tags in CM Punk. Punk gets in and starts to hammer away at Elijah Burke with Mr Kennedy, they then hit him with a hard double hip toss followed by the pin by Punk, 1…2…and again Burke kicks out. CM Punk picks up Elijah Burke who is holding onto his lower back as CM Punk repetitively punches and kicks him, he then gives him some thunderous kicks to the hips and hits him with a cross body. CM Punk gets back up and starts to run to the ropes as Burke gets back up, Punk gets to Burke as he’s back to his feet so he quickly drops back down to the mat and CM Punk jumps over him and continues running over to the other side, Elijah Burke gets back up and walks over to where Punk had just run. CM Punk turns around to run backwards and Elijah Burke hits him with an arm drag, Punk gets back up and runs into a hard clothesline from Elijah Burke dropping him to the mat and then Burke goes and tags in Robert Roode.
CM Punk slowly gets up and Robert Roode rushes into the ring and starts to hammer away at him, he then starts to knee him in the mid section followed by an Irish whip into the ropes and when CM Punk comes running back Robert Roode lifts him and tosses him over his shoulders leaving Punk to fall down hard onto his back. CM Punk gets up holding his back in a lot of pain and Robert Roode sees him holding his back so he hits Punk with a scoop slam and then goes for a quick pin, 1…2…and CM Punk manages to kick out. CM Punk lies on the mat resting while he’s holding his hurt back and Robert Roode starts to stomp on his back and then he picks CM Punk up and Irish whips him hard into the turnbuckle, Punk still holds his back and then Robert Roode garbs CM Punk and starts to hit Punk in the back hard followed up with a hard back suplex and then another pin, 1…2…and once again Punk kicks out. Robert Roode goes and picks up CM Punk and pulls him over to the corner where Carlito and Elijah Burke stand, he makes the tag to Carlito who gets into the ring and double suplex’s Punk with Roode. Carlito starts to hammer away at the face and back of CM Punk, Carlito then hits Punk with a dropkick which knocks him backwards into the turnbuckle and Punk drops to the mat holding his back in pain, Carlito then goes for a pin, 1…2…and again CM Punk manages to kick out. Carlito walks over to pick up Punk and CM Punk gets up and starts fighting, he starts to hammer away at the face of Carlito and then knee’s him in the stomach and drops Carlito with a huge enziguri followed by a quick pin, 1…2…and Carlito kicks out.
Carlito slowly gets up in a daze as CM Punk crawls over to his corner, Carlito gets to his feet just as CM Punk makes the tag to the big red machine, Kane! Kane runs in and clotheslines Carlito straight down to the mat and then Robert Roode and Elijah Burke run at him, Kane then drops Roode and Burke at the same time with hard clotheslines. Carlito gets back up and he is just tossed over the shoulders of Kane and then Kane does the exact same thing with Elijah Burke and Robert Roode at the same time, Roode and Burke roll out of the ring over to their corner. Kane then walks over to Carlito and picks him up, he gives him some huge haymakers and then starts to lay into Carlito with numerous punches. Kane continues to punch Carlito making him back down into the turnbuckle, Kane grabs a hold of him and then throws him a cross the ring onto the mat. Carlito gets up slowly holding his back as Kane runs over and drops him with a huge big boot to the face, Kane then goes down for the pin, 1…2…and Carlito manages to kick out as Burke and Roode run into the ring. They start to attack Kane from behind and then manage to knock him down to the mat, Roode and Burke then get out onto the apron and Carlito makes the tag to Robert Roode. Roode runs in at Kane who is on one knee and then all of a sudden Kane hits him with a huge side slam, CM Punk and Mr Kennedy come running through the ring over to Carlito and Burke and they all start to brawl on the outside. Robert Roode slowly gets up and stumbles right into a devastating Choke slam by the big red machine who goes for the pin, 1…2…and 3.
Here are your winners, CM Punk, Mr Kennedy and Kane!
JR: Wow, what a win for these three men going into No Escape…
King: Yeah, this could really help their confidence for the 6-pac challenge match next week, it could also make the other three lose confidence.
JR: tell me about it King, and what a match that will be next week.
Commercial Break
The camera then goes backstage to Christian Cage
Cage: Umaga, two weeks ago after you lost your match to Mr Kennedy you came backstage and attacked me! Last week it was my chance to make it into the 6-pac challenge and then you distracted me during my match which made me lose to Elijah Burke! Umaga, you have screwed with me for the last time and if you think that you’re going to just walk away from this without a fight then you are wrong! Because I promise you this Umaga, if anyone ever attacks Christian Cage or makes me lose an important match doesn’t just walk away from it, no, they get their asses kicked and then they regret it! I was screwed out of winning the title from Randy Orton so many times and then I finally slipped up and lost and now you are making me lose matches and I am sick of it, and I am going to do something about it, in a match! So Umaga, if you can even understand what I am saying, me Vs you next week at No Escape!
JBL walks over and grabs the microphone off Christian Cage
JBL: Hold on their Christian, you see you do not make the matches around here, I do! And if there is to be a match I will make it, but I have a little proposition for you. You see Christian tonight in the main event it will be Kurt Angle and a partner of his choice Vs me and a partner of my choice and at the moment I have no partner. Christian, if you team with me tonight you will be sure to have that match against Umaga at No Escape so, what do you say?
Cage: Well Bradshaw, I accept! I will do anything to get my hands on the Samoan pile of crap! Umaga, you may be big and you may be strong but when I have all my peeps by my side there is no way that you can ever beat me! And if you didn’t know, Now you know!!!
JR: Well now we have another great match on our hands at No Escape!
King: Yeah JR, and also we know who JBL’s partner for tonight will be, Christian Cage!
JR: Yeah and what a match that will be, now its time for our next match…
Match 2 X-division number one contender match
Christopher Daniels Vs Jeff Hardy Vs Petey Williams
The match begins and all three men start to eye up their opponents, Christopher Daniels and Petey Williams then both run at Jeff Hardy and they start to hammer away at his face and body. They continue to hit him and then Hardy backs down into the turnbuckle, Daniels and Williams double Irish whip him from one turnbuckle in the ring down to the other and Hardy stumbles out only to be double dropkicked by the two men. Jeff Hardy drops down to the mat and then rolls out of the ring, Daniels and Williams then bind up in the middle of the ring. Petey Williams overpowers Christopher Daniels and he pulls him down into a headlock, Daniels pushes him back slowly into the ropes and then pushes him off, Petey Williams is sent running down to the ropes on the other side of the ring and when he turns around to run back Daniels is there to hit with a hard arm drag. Petey Williams quickly gets up and runs at Christopher Daniels and again Daniels hits him with an arm drag this time going for a pin after it, 1…and Petey Williams gets a quick kick out. Petey Williams gets up and stumbles into the turnbuckle and then Daniels runs at him and goes for a monkey flip but as Williams flips through the air he lands on his feet and continues to run and bounce off the ropes, Daniels then gets back up to his feet and turns around only to be knocked down by a clothesline from Petey Williams followed by a quick pin, 1…and this time Christopher Daniels gets the quick kick out. Jeff Hardy gets up on the outside and rolls back into the ring and dropkicks Petey Williams in the chest knocking him backwards through the middle rope, Jeff then picks up Christopher Daniels and starts to punch him in the face. Hardy continues to punch and kick Daniels and then he nails Daniels with a huge spinning wheel kick to the face dropping him to the mat, Daniels slowly rolls over a bit into the bottom of the turnbuckle to try and pull himself up and use it as leverage but Jeff Hardy quickly runs and springs up off the turnbuckle and dropkicks Christopher Daniels right in the face. Daniels rolls around in pain holding his face as Hardy goes for the pin, 1…2…and Daniels kicks out.
Jeff Hardy stands in the middle of the ring stomping on the face of Christopher Daniels, he then picks Daniels up and starts to punch him. Hardy runs back and bounces off the ropes and then starts to run at Daniels, Hardy dives at Christopher Daniels for a cross body but then all of a sudden Daniels drops down a bit and hits Jeff Hardy with a power slam followed by a quick pin, 1…2…and Jeff kicks out. Jeff Hardy gets up slightly holding his back and Christopher Daniels comes over and hits him with a huge dropkick which knocks Hardy backwards into the turnbuckle, Daniels then runs up and dives up onto Jeff Hardy sandwiching him into the corner and then Hardy drops down to the mat. Christopher Daniels then climbs up onto the top rope as Jeff Hardy starts to get back up to his feet, Daniels is about to jump out at Hardy but then Petey Williams jumps up onto the apron and pushes Daniels off out into the ring and Jeff Hardy hits him with a jaw breaker while he was falling from the top rope. Christopher rolls out of the ring holding his face while Petey Williams jumps over the top rope and grabs Jeff Hardy’s head and as Petey hits the mat Hardy’s head hits his knee, Williams then goes for the pin, 1…2…and Hardy manages to kick out. Jeff Hardy slowly gets up holding his head as Petey Williams comes over punching and kicking Jeff Hardy, he then knees hardy in the mid section and drops him with a DDT followed by a pin, 1…2…and again Jeff Hardy is able to kick out. Petey Williams slowly gets up picking up Hardy with him, Hardy pushes Williams off and Williams moves backwards to the ropes, Jeff Hardy then runs up and clotheslines him over the top rope and Hardy also falls over but he holds onto the ropes and swings himself back over into the ring. Jeff Hardy then sees Christopher Daniels getting up on the outside next to Petey Williams who had landed on his feet, while they are fighting on the outside Jeff Hardy runs up and flips right over the top rope landing on Daniels and Williams.
All men lie on the outside in pain, Jeff Hardy is the first to get up and he rolls back into the ring slightly holding his back. Petey Williams and Christopher Daniels slowly get up on the outside and they both slowly climb up onto the apron, Jeff Hardy runs and goes for a double clothesline off the apron but both men duck and shoulder Hardy through the ropes into the stomach and ribs off Jeff Hardy. Christopher Daniels flips over the ropes and sunset flip pins him, Petey Williams quickly sees the pin and dropkicks Daniels directly in the face causing him to break it. Daniels slowly rolls over the side of the ring while Petey Williams picks up Jeff Hardy, he starts to punch Hardy and then Irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Hardy stumble out of the turnbuckle holding his back and Petey Williams hits him with a flapjack followed by a pin, 1…2…and this time Daniels breaks it up with a huge senton splash on top of Petey Williams. Petey Williams quickly gets up and turns around only to be dropped by an enziguri, Williams then rolls out of the ring as Christopher Daniels picks up Jeff Hardy. He starts to hammer away at Hardy and then he nails him with a huge Angels Wings, Daniels doesn’t go for the pin because he wants to make sure he gets the pin so he goes up top for a BME! As Daniels is going up for it Chavo Guerrero runs into the ring from behind with a steel chair, he smashes the chair against the back of Christopher Daniels dropping Daniels to the mat. Chavo then starts to smash the chair down on Jeff Hardy as he sends a message to the X-Division Champion AJ Styles!
The match is a draw via interruption…
JR: What the hell is wrong with Chavo Guerrero! We were watching a brilliant match and then Chavo has to come down here and ruin it!
King: Yeah, Chavo did promise last week that he would be recognised and that he would do anything to get an X-Division title shot and this is his way of getting it.
JR: Well who will be facing AJ Styles at No Escape now?
King: I don’t know JR, JBL will probably announce it next week at No Escape.
Commercial Break
The Camera goes down to the ring where the Motor City Machine Guns stand with a microphone.
Shelley: Last week on Impact me and my tag team partner Chris Sabin beat Londrick and Stevie Richards and Hardcore Holly to become the number one contenders to LAX’s tag titles. So next week at No Escape it will be the Motor City Machine Guns Vs the Latin American Xchange for the TNE tag titles!
Sabin: Yeah that’s right and there is no way that we are going to lose to them because we are at the top of our game. Next week those tag titles come home to where they belong, in Detroit!
Paul London and Brian Kendrick’s music hits and they run down and slid into the ring, they take the microphone off Chris Sabin.
Kendrick: Sorry to disappoint you two but those titles will not be going to Michigan anytime soon. You see, we lost those titles at Extreme Chaos and therefore we get our re-match clause!
London: Yeah and as long as we are in the match for the tag titles then those titles will not be going to Michigan or Mexico!
Kendrick: So Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, you will not be leaving No Escape as the TNE World Heavyweight Champions, we will be.
Shelley: actually London and Kendrick, we will be taking those tag titles home to Detroit whether you like or not!
Sabin: And as for you LAX, you better be ready for the motor City Machine Guns because at No Escape we will do anything to get our hands on the TNE tag titles.
LAX’s Music hits and they walk out onto the entrance ramp with steel chairs and a microphone.
Homicide: Motor City Machine Guns, Londrick, you talk about how you will do anything to win there tag titles! Well me and Hernandez will do anything to keep these belts!
Homicide, Hernandez and Chavo run down the ramp with their steel chairs as Londrick and the Motor City Machine Guns run out of the ring and run away up the ramp while LAX stand in the ring raising the chairs up as the crowd boo’s…
JR: Well King it looks like we have ourselves a 3-way tag match at No Escape.
King: Yeah and what a match it shall be with the tag titles on the line!
JR: tell me about it, and now ladies and gentlemen it is time for our next match of the evening…
Match 3
Umaga Vs Batista
They get into the ring and Batista turns around and raises his arms up in the air to the crowd who cheer but then Umaga runs and attacks him from behind, Umaga knocks Batista down to the mat and then begins to stomp on him. Umaga keeps Batista on the mat by stomping away on his face and chest, the samoan Bulldozer then picks him up and starts to punch him. He pushes the Animal Batista backwards into the turnbuckle and continues to punch him and knee him in then mid section, Umaga then Irish whips Batista down into the other turnbuckle and Batista hits hit hard and stumbles out into a clothesline from Umaga and then the pin, 1…2…and Batista quickly kicks out. Umaga then begins to stomp on Batista again before picking him up, he gives Batista a couple of hard shots to the face before running and bouncing off the ropes, he gets back to Batista and drops him with a huge spinning wheel kick to the face and then goes for another pin, 1…2…and again Batista kicks out. Umaga starts to stomp on the left shoulder of Batista and then starts to drop his knees onto the left shoulder before picking him up, Umaga starts to hammer away at Batista’s shoulder and then he wrenches the left arm of the animal. Batista screams in pain as Umaga puts pressure on his shoulder, he then pushes Batista into the turnbuckle and Batista bounces back out and is dropped with a clothesline to the back of the head followed by a pin, 1…2…and once again the Animal kicks out. Umaga bends down to pick Batista up but Batista starts to fire up and attack the huge Samoan, Batista hammers away at the face of Umaga and then pushes him backwards into the turnbuckle. Batista punches Umaga while he is in the corner and then Batista starts to shoulder him with his right shoulder, Umaga stumbles out holding his stomach and Batista knocks him down with a hard right arm clothesline. Batista stands back and Umaga gets up and again Batista drops Umaga with a clothesline, Umaga gets right back up and Batista runs at him and Umaga is able to hit him with a power slam followed by a pin, 1…2…and Batista kicks out.
Umaga gets up and picks Batista up with him who is holding his shoulder and back in pain, Umaga then starts to hammer away at Batista’s left shoulder before heading butting the animal causing him to drop to the mat. Batista lies near the middle of the ring holding his shoulder as Umaga climbs up to the top rope, Umaga screams and then dives out for a huge splash onto Batista but Batista is just able to pull himself out of the way of Umaga leaving Umaga to fall flat on the mat. Umaga rolls around holding his stomach in pain as Batista slowly gets up, Batista gets up and gets ready for Umaga and when Umaga gets up Batista knees him in the mid section a couple of times before Irish whipping him into the ropes. Umaga gets to the ropes and is able to hold them stopping him from running back, Batista then runs at Umaga and goes for a clothesline but Umaga ducks and pulls the ropes down causing Batista to go flying over the top rope down to the hard ground outside the ring. Batista lies on the outside holding his left shoulder and back in pain as Umaga gets up in the middle of the ring, he then roll out of the ring and walks over to Batista. The ref begins to count, 1…2…3…4…as he grabs Batista and punches him a few times and then Batista grabs a hold of him and pulls him straight down into the announcers table and Umaga goes head first into it. Batista slowly tries to pull himself up using the announcers table as Umaga lies their holding his head in pain. Batista finally gets to his feet and then he picks up Umaga and punches him a couple of times but Umaga pushes Batista off and he goes shoulder first into the turnbuckle, Umaga rolls back into the ring as does Batista but Batista is holding his left shoulder in a lot of pain. Umaga rolls over slowly to Batista and goes for the pin holding down his hurt shoulder, 1…2…and Batista just manages to kick out.
Umaga slowly gets up holding his head as Batista tries to pull himself up using the ropes for leverage, Umaga then walks over and swings at Batista but Batista ducks and when Umaga turns around to him he starts to throw punches at Umaga’s face. He starts to fire up throwing punches and then Umaga stops it with a stomp to the foot and then he drops Batista with a hard clothesline, Batista then slowly crawls over to the bottom of the turnbuckle. Umaga then moves back and then sprints directly at the animal Batista for the Samoan wrecking Ball but Batista was just able to move out of the way in time leaving Umaga to run right into the turnbuckle, Umaga stumbles out holding his lower back and then Batista gets up and nails Umaga with a spear followed by a pin, 1…2…and Umaga just kicks out in the nick of time. Batista gets up still holding his hurt left shoulder and he picks up Umaga, they each begin to trade punches with one another and Batista gets the upper hand. Batista goes for an Irish whip but Umaga is able to counter it into an Irish whip of his own, Batista bounces off the ropes and come running back right into a huge Samoan drop followed by a pin, 1…2…and Batista somehow manages to kick out. Batista is picked up by Umaga and they are both still feeling the pain, Umaga grabs Batista by the head and goes for a huge Samoan Spike but Batista is able to duck in time. Umaga then turns around to Batista and Batista hits him with a huge Spine Buster, Batista starts to hype up while waiting for Umaga to get back up to his feet and then Batista locks him in for the Batista Bomb and he nails it, he then goes for the pin, 1…2…and 3.
Here is your winner, the animal, Batista!
JR: Great Match and that will defiantly help Batista for his huge match at No Escape!
King: That’s right JR, and what a match that will be. There is still a lot more here to see on Impact so don’t go anywhere and well back right after the break.
Commercial Break
JR: Welcome back to Impact and…
JR is cut out by a video up on the big screen, it shows a superstar doing moves and then ends with this:
COMING IN 2 WEEKS!!!
JR: I wonder who it is King.
King: Me to JR and we will find out who it is in 2 weeks.
JR: That’s right King and now its time for some tag team action…
Match 4
Richards and Holly Vs LAX with Chavo
Homicide chooses to start for LAX and Richards starts with him, they bind up in the middle of the ring. Stevie Richards overpowers Homicide and starts to power him backwards into the ropes, Homicide is able to push Richards off and then they begin to trade punches. Homicide ends it with a kick to the mid section and then he gets the advantage over Richards, he starts to hammer away at him and then he Irish whips Richards into the turnbuckle, Homicide runs and dives onto Richards and then clotheslines him down to the mat followed by a pin, 1…2…and Stevie kicks out. Homicide goes down to pick Richards up and then Richards starts to hammer away at Homicide, he Irish whips him into the ropes and when he comes running back Stevie Richards drops him with a dropkick to the face dropping Homicide to the mat. Homicide slowly gets back up and he runs at Richards for a clothesline but he ducks, Homicide comes running back again and he hits Stevie Richards with a huge hrricanrana followed by a pin, 1…2…and Richards kicks out. Stevie Richards quickly dives out and makes the tag to his partner Hardcore Holly, Holly gets into the ring and is immediately kicked by Homicide and then Homicide starts to throw punches. Hardcore Holly starts to punch Homicide back and then he Irish whips him into the ropes and when he comes running back Holly hits him with a hard snap suplex followed by a pin, 1…2…and Homicide kicks out.
Hardcore Holly and Homicide both get up and begin to trade punches with one another, Holly starts to get the upper hand but then Homicide ducks Holly’s punch and starts to hammer away at Hardcore and then he drops him with a huge enziguri followed by a tag to Hernandez. Hernandez gets into the ring and starts to punch Hardcore Holly in the face and knee him in the ribs, Hernandez then grabs Holly and throws him across the ring with him landing on his back. Hardcore Holly garbs holds his back in pain as he tags in Stevie Richards who climbs the top rope and dives off at Hernandez but Hernandez easily catches him and then hits him with a fall away slam. Richards rolls over to the corner of LAX holding his back in pain and Hernandez tags in Homicide who goes straight up to the top rope, Homicide jumps off and nails Richards with a senton splash followed by a pin, 1…2…and Richards manages to kick out. Homicide starts to stomp on the head of Stevie Richards while on the outside Chavo cheers, Homicide then picks Richards up and pulls him over while he tags in Hernandez. Hernandez gets into the ring Homicide quickly climbs up to the top rope while Hernandez lifts Stevie Richards up and hits him with a hard back breaker holding him in the position while Homicide jumps off and hits Richards with a leg drop from the top rope, Homicide follows up with the pin, 1…2…and again Richards manages to kick out.
Hernandez walks over to pick up Stevie Richards and Richards starts to punch Hernandez, Hernandez stands there angrily and then hits him with a hard clothesline. Richards drops to the mat and slowly rolls over to make the tag to Hardcore Holly, Holly runs in at Hernandez and Hernandez hits him with a huge spine buster followed by a pin, 1…2…and Hardcore Holly just kicks out. Hernandez then goes and makes the tag to Homicide who quickly runs into the ring and stomps on the head of Holly, he then picks up Holly and Holly hits Homicide with a huge dropkick knocking him to the mat. Homicide slowly starts to get back up as Hardcore Holly runs and bounces off the ropes, Stevie Richards sees Chavo on the outside and goes to walk over and get him but the ref stops Richards from coming in and when Holly gets to the ropes Chavo trips him by the foot and Hardcore Holly drops to the mat, Holly gets up and turns around to Chavo who is acting innocent while Homicide gets back up to his feet. Hardcore Holly then turns around only to be hit with a Gringo cutter, Homicide then goes for the pin while Stevie Richards starts to run into the ring as does Hernandez, 1…2…and Hernandez grabs Stevie Richards and hits him with a Border toss across the ring and 3.
Here are your winners, LAX
JR: Well LAX were just to damn good for Richards and Holly in this match…
King: Yeah and it didn’t help Holly and Richards chances with Chavo at ring side.
JR: That’s right, LAX are looking really good going into No Escape this coming Sunday.
King: yeah, now its time for our main event JR, this is going to be great!
Kurt Angle’s music hits and he walks down to the ring with a Microphone…
Kurt: hahaha! JBL, you were only able to get Christian Cage as your partner tonight. Out of everyone on the roster he is the only guy you were able to get, so now its you and Cage Vs an Olympic gold medallist and this man that I am about to bring down. This man has beaten Christian Cage many times and he will not lose tonight, he is the TNE World Heavyweight Champion, Randy Orton!
Randy Orton comes down to the ring and shakes Kurt’s hand while taking the microphone.
Randy: JBL and Christian Cage, you two men don’t stand a chance. And Batista you don’t either, I am the TNE World Heavyweight Champion and I am not losing this belt!
JBL and Cage rush down to the ring and the match begins…
Main Event
Kurt Angle and Randy Orton Vs JBL and Christian Cage
All me are in the ring brawling, Angle is going at it with JBL while Christian Cage looks to get a little revenge on Randy Orton. They all continue to brawl until Christian Cage and JBL both clothesline the other two over the top rope and to the outside floor, JBL rolls out of the ring while the other two get back up to their feet. JBL starts to hammer away at Kurt Angle and Christian Cage jumps over the top rope and lands on top of the TNE World Champ knocking him back down to the ground. Christian Cage goes over and starts to punch Angle and them him and JBL roll him back into the ring, Cage stays in the ring and JBL goes onto the apron as the match is started. Christian Cage starts to hammer away at the face of Kurt Angle while kicking and kneeing him in the mid section, Cage then Irish whips him into the ropes and Angle runs back and goes for a clothesline on Christian Cage but Cage ducks. Kurt Angle continues running and he bounces off the ropes on the other side of the ring, Kurt Angle runs backwards again and is dropped to the mat by a drop toe hold. Christian then goes and bounces off the ropes as Kurt Angle slowly gets back up to his feet but before Angle gets up and Cage dropkicks him right in the face followed by a pin, 1…2…and Angle quickly kicks out. Randy Orton gets back up onto the apron while Christian Cage continues to punch and kick Kurt Angle who is on the mat, and then out of nowhere Kurt Angle jumps up and hits Cage with a huge Belly to Belly suplex. Christian Cage starts to roll around on the mat holding his back in pain while Kurt Angle crawls over and goes for a pin on Cage, 1…2…and Christian manages to kick out.
Kurt Angle gets up and goes and makes the tag to Randy Orton who quickly gets into the ring and runs over to Christian Cage and he begins to stomp on his head, Orton then picks Cage up and starts to punch him. Randy Orton continues to punch Cage and knees him in the stomach, Orton then hits him with some hard European uppercuts knocking Cage backwards into the turnbuckle. Randy Orton continues to punch Christian Cage and then he Irish whips Cage down to the other turnbuckle on the other side of the ring and when Christian stumbles out holding his back Orton goes and drops him with a hard clothesline followed by a pin, 1…2…and Cage kicks out. Randy stomps on Cages head a couple more times before picking up Christian Cage, Randy goes to lift Cage for a suplex but Cage counters it with a snap suplex followed by a pin, 1…2…and Randy Orton is able to kick out. Christian Cage slowly crawls over and makes the tag t JBL who quickly rushes into the ring, Randy Orton gets up and runs at him and JBL drops Orton with a hard clothesline. Randy Orton gets back up and again runs at JBL who drops him with another clothesline, Randy Orton slowly get up holding his back slightly and he walks right into a knee to the stomach and then hit with a hard back drop followed by a pin, 1…2…and Kurt Angle runs in and breaks it up. Randy Orton slowly gets up still holding his back and Randy jabs JBL in the eye and then knees him in the mid section, Orton then goes and bounces off the ropes and dives at JBL for a cross body but JBL is able to catch the TNE world Champ and JBL hits him with a huge fall away slam followed by another pin, 1…2…and Randy Orton is again able to kick out.
JBL walks over and tags in Christian Cage while Randy Orton dives out and makes the tag to Kurt Angle; they each run into the ring and begin to trade punches. Kurt Angle starts to fire up throwing numerous punches at Christian Cage, Kurt Angle then Irish whips him into the ropes, Cage comes running back right into a hard power slam followed by a pin, 1…2…and Cage kicks out. Kurt Angle quickly gets up and starts to continuously stomp on the head and chest of Christian Cage before picking him up, Angle then grabs Cage and gets him in an arm wrench position. Kurt Angle starts to twist the arm of Christian Cage while punching it and then he flips Cage over by pulling his arm hard, Cage gets up grasping his arm and he his knocked down to the mat by a hard shoulder block followed by another pin, 1…2…and again Christian Cage manages to kick out. Kurt Angle picks Cage up and punches him a couple more times before dropping Cage with a dropkick and then grabbing Cage while he was on the ground and he gets Christian Cage in a sleeper hold, he locks it in and Christian starts to fade fast. Kurt Angle continues to apply pressure and just before Christian Cage passes out JBL runs in and breaks it up. Christian Cage lies on the mat as Angle stomps on him a couple more times before tagging Randy Orton back in, Randy runs in and picks up Christian Cage. Orton starts to punch him in the face and hit him with some hard European uppercuts before hitting Christian Cage with an inverted back breaker, Orton then goes for a pin, 1…2…and somehow Christian Cage manages to kick out.
Randy Orton starts to get a little frustrated and he goes to pick up Christian Cage but Cage jumps up and nails him with a huge enziguri, Orton drops straight down to the mat and Christian Cage quickly stumbles over to JBL and tags him in. JBL gets into the ring and picks up Randy Orton and he starts to hammer away at his face, JBL then knees him in the mid section and hits him with a huge big boot followed by a quick pin on the champion, 1…2…and Orton manages to kick out. Christian Cage runs around on the outside and knocks Kurt Angle off the apron and starts to brawl on the outside of the ring while in the ring JBL sets up for the Clothesline from Hell, he goes for it and just as he gets to Orton Randy Orton quickly jumps up and goes for the RKO but JBL is just able to throw him off. Randy lands down on the mat hard and he gets holding his back in pain and then JBL nails him with a Clothesline from Hell followed by a pin, 1…2…and 3.
Here are your winners, JBL and Christian Cage
JR: Wow they were able to win King!
King: I know JR, and what a boost that will give them for No Escape in 6 days time.
JR: Yeah, what a show it has been tonight and what a PPV No Escape is looking to be…
King: Yeah that’s right, join us next week everybody!!!