Crayo? Too nice? No way, you're the baddest of asses.
Anyway it'll definitely be a sheltered day around the forums for Jack Frost over here as usual, got in too much trouble on New Years Days to last a lifetime already and don't need to find any snowwomen anymore. It's not like there's any reason to celebrate New Year's anyway. :haha:
Gonna masturbate and see if I can cum the when the clock hits zero
Since I'm in the future, I might be able to catch it by the time it reaches the UK.
That doesn't make me feel better at all! :@Senhor Perfect we didn't end up watching Star Wars. He wanted to play mario bros 3 instead. Still a win imo
Text this to the girl, guarantee you her panties will be like Hurricane Katrina in Louisiana....UNSTOPPABLE!WWEF > New Years.
Got a text from a girl I've had a mega crush on for years. Was like holy shit marking out bro, but turned out she text the wrong person.
You know what, YOLO. Doing it now.Text this to the girl, guarantee you her panties will be like Hurricane Katrina in Louisiana....UNSTOPPABLE!
You wanna text "Ay bitch, you know u came text in' a smurf cause you want some of dis Craydick. Don't be actin' like you ain't think about it. You eva have some smurf dick in yo butt bitch. Hugs & Kisses, happy new year xoxoxoxo......smurf"
You know what, YOLO. Doing it now.
GrammarNazi, I say a lot of weird shit on this site, but when you always manage to come out of nowhere and just freak the shit out of me.It comes with the Kid's "positive reaction" guarantee. Hell, just reading it as an outside source almost made me cream my panties. She'll be knocking your door down within 15 minutes, guaranteed. If not, Dat Kid will fill in for her and lick Cool Whip off your nips. Win-win, bro.