To xFrenchkissx - To avoid getting bant

[Beer]

That is because a lot of girls make the mistake of assuming guys are much more complex then you really are. Men are simple creatures by nature, and us women find it highly unbelievable that you guys can be THAT uncomplicated. It's a common occurrence.

Sometimes men say things that we take the wrong way, and we think that by our reaction you should be able to tell where exactly you zigged when you should have zagged based on that.

Get back in the kitchen, bitch.

 

[Great One]

God, I love you.

 

[monkeystyle]

Why did the woman cross the road?

Who gives a shit, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?

 

[monkeystyle]

Now make me a ham sammich.

 

[Beer]

 

[Beer]

 

[He who knows more than Nation]

Let me tell you something, sister, you serve two purposes in this house - you can give me a blow job or make me a sandwich. I'm not in the mood for head and I had a late breakfast, so you're shit out of luck.

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[Kizza]

MAKE ME A HAM SAMMICH~!

 

[the408kid]

Get back in the kitchen, bitch.

Whats a matter cant cook anything yourself. Watch the Food Network it can help you trust me lol!

 

[J]

That was your dumbest post up to date.

*Forehead slap*

 

[the408kid]

That was your dumbest post up to date.

*Forehead slap*

And that was the stupidiest reply ever. My God if those are your lips their nasty as hell. No more injections in them please! lol
P.S. If you need lessons to watch Rachel Ray and you can actually learn how to cook a meal in 30 minutes or less. Hey just trying to be helpful.

 

[J]

Your posts really make no sence.

 

[the408kid]

Your posts really make no sence.

dont comment on them then!:square_g:

 

[-TJ-]

I'm going to go on record and say that I don't know 408.

 

[J]

I cant resist when you say such dumb things,