You can call yourselves kings, but in fact you are nothing more than queens.
Or my bitches if you prefer.
Anyway, as your very first democratically elected King (and your only true royalty) I demand you cease and desist all clamis to my throne.
Failure to follow these orders will get you repped with this:
Repeatedly. Also, I have a slew of disgusting pictures that I have no issues cluttering up your rep sheet with.
Therefore, I demand you pledge your fealty to me. King MonkeyStyle.
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
Ok, I'm done now.
Or my bitches if you prefer.
Anyway, as your very first democratically elected King (and your only true royalty) I demand you cease and desist all clamis to my throne.
Failure to follow these orders will get you repped with this:
Repeatedly. Also, I have a slew of disgusting pictures that I have no issues cluttering up your rep sheet with.
Therefore, I demand you pledge your fealty to me. King MonkeyStyle.
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
All Hail King MONKEYYYYY!!
Ok, I'm done now.