TNA Impact Wrestling *Spoilers* - 26th April 2012

[Dale]

* Devon came out for a promo and said he was going to defend his title tonight against his former friend Bully Ray. Ray came out and said how he was better than Devon and went to leave but Devon stopped him and the match was on.

* In a TV Title Match, Devon defeated Bully Ray with a Spinebuster.

* Jeremy Borash came out and cut a promo on Eric Bischoff. He said he knows this Bischoff’s last night and calls out Eric for his “drunk tweetsâ€￾ on him. Bischoff comes out and says if this is what Borash wants he will get it. Bully Ray blindsides Borash and Bischoff says this may be one of the highlights of his life and pins Borash for 1–2-3 and tweets a picture of the broken Borash.

* Mexican America come out for a promo. Anarquia says he wants a fight, even if it is against an American.

* Kurt Angle defeated Anarquia w/Hernandez, Sarita and Rosita via grapevined Ankle Lock.

* Al Snow comes out with Alex Silva (he wrestles in OVW). Snow says he is the lead judge and that this guy will be getting an opportunity tonight in the “TNA Gut Check.â€￾

* Robbie E w/Robbie T beat Alex Silva with an implant DDT.

* Brooke Tessmacher comes out and says the world is talking about her pinning Gail Kim last week and challenges Gail to a match, even if it is non-title.

* Brooke Tessmacher beat TNA Knockout Women’s Champion Gail Kim with a roll-up in a non-title match.

* Christopher Daniels & Kazarian, Samoa Joe & Magnus, Mr. Anderson & Jeff Hardy came out for a match. Hogan came out and decided to take Daniels and Kazarian out of the match.

* In a Tag Title Match, Samoa Joe & Magnus beat Mr. Anderson & Jeff Hardy when Joe made Anderson tap to the rear naked choke. Hardy and Anderson disagreed at times during the match. Daniels and Kazarian attacked Joe and Magnus after.

* Ric Flair, Bully Ray, Gunner, Christopher Daniels and Kazarian come to the ring for the Bischoff farewell. Flair commended many of the things that Bischoff had done in the past. They presented Bischoff with a gift, which appeared to be a ring of some form but I could not tell. After, Garett Bischoff, Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, Austin Aries, Rob Van Dam and Jeremy Borash come to the stage. Borash mentions how the NFL has a hall of fame but Bischoff is going to be the first induction into the Shed of Shame. A port-o-potty is revealed in the back. All of the wrestlers start brawling and Garett gets ahold of Eric and he and Borash take Eric to the port-o-potty and shove him in it and shove him over. Eric steps out and is covered in fecal matter.

Don't think i'll be watching this one, looks like jobber city.

 

[Heisenberg]

this looks shitty and I swear TNA does the same things over and over.

 

[scottcs88]

it looks decent enough to watch, not the best and not the worst.

 

[Crippler]

Shed of Shame , this show looks worse then an episode of smackdown.

 

[Andrew]

After today's episode (Which airs in an hour for us Australians)

It looks like a good episode but then we move a week to this... And it's back to the same crap just with the TV title being defended weekend.

At least Alex Silva was on the show, who will they use next week after this?

 

[AZUCAR!]

Looks like a really crap show. Glad I don't watch Impact anymore

 

[The New F'n Show]

Thought this weeks show was solid, this however looks awful.

 

[Troy]

I thought that Bischoff was never going to be on tv again after losing, they break that promise the week after the PPV. Terrible way to send him out reminds me of when Vince fired him from RAW and threw him in a dumpster.

Devon beating Bully Ray clean with a spinebuster, what happened to Bully Ray's big push.

Doesn't look like the best show. Would like to see someone else with the TV title if it is going to be defended each week.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

You can't pull crap like that when you end the show with Ric Flair.

 

[Dale]

Here we go, it's Open Fight Night time and Hulk's already bringing the lols with more mentioning of stepping up AND calling SAMOAN Joe & Magnus the greatest tag team of all time

Devon calling out Bubba first for the TV title. Surprisingly ok match actually, nice looking spinebuster to win it though.

Ric Flair hasn't slept since he was 20 years old

JB getting his shoot on. Everyone from the wrestlers, to the cameramen know Eric Bischoff is biggest PRICK to come along to TNA in the last 3 years Velvet's reaction was priceless. Bully gets in a low blow and Bischoff fucks him over for his Twitter.

Chavo V2 'bout to get an asswhoopin. German Suplex > Angle Slam > Ankle Lock. Well worth it..

Gut check time. This Alex Silva kid looks weird. Robbie E > Zack Ryder too. Silva looked pretty terrible, back to OVW for a long while I hope.

A DEBATE for who should be facing the tag champs tonight, Daniels is quite the comedian. ODB will go with Hulk for a night but Hulk can't afford her

Miss TASSmacher is horrible on the mic. Taz wants to challenge Earl hebner, bring back the towel and choke him out "Brooke landed right on her chin" Not surprised, it's fucking huge.

Jeff Hardy looks freaky as shit when he paints eyes on his eyelids. Fun tag match, probably the higlight of the show thus far, everything else has pretty much been a bore.

Wow that Bischoff sendoff was horrendous, i'm not even gonna comment on it.

Overall a pretty piss poor show as it looked on paper which is quite dissapointing given the interest in the two concepts they did. Felt like I was just watchg as a chore rather than for entertainment purposes.

 

[Crippler]

When Hogan said greatest tag team of all time, i did have to pause the tv to see if their was another tag team next to Joe and Magnus. I wonder who many times Hogan said open fight night in the first segment.

TV champ calling out the challenger, i thought it was suppose to be challengers calling out the champ. IDK?

Damn good match between Devon & Bully, :shock: it was not slow like i was expecting plus the hot crowd really helped.

Nice little promo by A Double, and Flair showing why he's still the great promo guy EVER!!!!!

Kaz's haircut is fucking awful looks like he's about to die.

Daniels pretending to be on the phone

STRAIGHT SHOOTIN' with Jeremy Borash, the guy is looking for a fight with a 56 year old prick. (DAMN SOME OF THE CHICKS IN THE FRONT ROW IS FUCKING HAWT) Jeremy Borash's insults get funnier and funnier. JESUS THAT LOW BLOW LOOKED NASTY. Bully saying "Don't forget to hock the leg" .

REMEMBERING ERIC BISCHOFF: what a great idea

JESUS these Mexicans are still around. I'm starting to think Angle is starting to turn face? Angle turning his back to a Mexican what an idiot. GREAT FUCKING MATCH.

Never heard of this Alex Silva guy.

Roddie E vs. Alex Sliva YEAH THIS IS REALLY GONNA SHOW WHAT THE KID CAN DO.

I would do some nasty thing to Dixie.

OLD MAN Daniel's OWN that tag team debate promo. About time TNA started showing his comedy side.

Young ASS Brooke Adams mic work is pretty bad but at least she got straight to the point and did not stumble all other her words. Back-to-back wins over the champ, and i'm not gonna lie i was impressed with Brooke she is a million times better then she was last year. CREDIT to Victoria who has been helping her in the ring.

PLEASE DON'T make this Angle with AJ/KAZ/DANIELS be about AJ's kids.

Bobby with the DICK PUNCH , Bully and Abyss's brother in a fun backstage promo.

Really fun tag match but if Joe and Magnus are gonna hold the belts of a long time i would like to see them start using more double team moves. But other then that this was quite fun and had lots of action i wouldn't mid seeing some more tag matches between these two in the future. Setting up Joe/Magnus & Kaz/Daniels as well

 

[Crippler]

I like Bully's version of the Jack Daniels t-shirt. Might have to buy it.

"GOOGLE ME" that my wife's favorite line.

These hart felt words by the wrestlers are lame non of this even fells legit. SHED OF SHAME, this Garrett guy is so bad in everything he does.

I HATED EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS FINAL SEGMENT. SO AWFUL.

Overall: All the wrestling was fine except for the Silva/Robbie match and the Angle squash. But they didn't seem to push any story lines or angle that much EXCEPT FOR the Awful father/son SHIT that no one cares about. And it had way too much Hogan promos.

 

[Keith]

Words just fail me on Ray jobbing to Devon. The TV Title means nothing and Devon is not over in the slightest. Problem is also even if they wanted Ray to put him over and give Devon the rub, why not have a feud or do it in a match with some push behind it? Instead of a ramdon TV match.

This looks a terrible Impact.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

How is TNA still on the air?