Axis
Guest
TNA iMPACT
iMPACT Zone
Orlando, Florida
March 26, 2009
Match 1: AJ Styles vs Shane Sewell
Fun, fast-paced action with both guys exhibiting their move sets. Styles maintains control for the most part, but Sewell gets his fair share as well. The end comes after a Styles Clash.
Winner via pinfall: AJ Styles (5:02)
--Commercial--
Kurt Angle storms into Mick Foley’s office and screams that he just got here, and he heard that AJ Styles just wrestled a match, and that he thought that they were wrestling tonight. Foley corrects him, saying that he told them both that they would be wrestling this week; he never said they would be wrestling each other. Angle goes off on a tangent, and Foley stops him and assures him that he’ll have a match tonight … against Low Ki. And Foley says that, if Angle refuses, he has received full permission from corporate that he can fire him.
Match 2: Rhino vs Jonny Harlow
Harlow tries to fight back for the sake of the Queen, but Rhino has none of that. He hits the Gore and then actually picks his opponent up and hits his own version of the Styles Clash (i.e. a bad one) for the win.
Winner via pinfall: Rhino (2:12)
The Main Event Mafia is backstage in their locker room. Kurt Angle says it’s bullshit that he’s got to face Low Ki this week, and that he’s going to murder Styles when he gets a hold of him. Sting says that it’s possible that Angle could get Styles at Lockdown in a few weeks if they play their cards right. Booker T brings up Sting’s opponent at Lockdown, and Sting says that he’d like to have the month off, and that he’s more than deserved it.
--Commercial--
The announcers plug NJPW Special next week, and then direct us to the ring and go over some of the problems that Kiyoshi, Koslov, and Schulz have had with Tyson Dux as of late.
Match 3: Kiyoshi/Alex Koslov/Patrick Schulz [The Axis Powers] vs Chris Sabin/Tyson Dux/Volador
Yes. The Japanese, the Russian, and the German are now calling themselves the Axis Powers. They work well together, especially Kiyoshi and Koslov at this point, but the veteran tendencies of Sabin and Volador help to null any cheap tricks by the heels. At times, Dux tries to take on all of his foes by himself and gets in over his head, but he always uses his speed to escape the beat down. The end comes when Volador hits a plancha on Schulz, Koslov, and Dux to allow Sabin to hit the Future Shock on Kiyoshi for the three-count.
Winners via pinfall: Chris Sabin/Tyson Dux/Volador (7:47)
Jimmy Rave comes into Mick Foley’s office with a thermometer in his mouth. Rave says that he’s sorry that he couldn’t come in last week, and that he’s sorry that he can’t wrestle Abyss next week, because he REALLY wants to. Foley says that he better get well soon, because as with Kurt Angle, Jimmy Rave will too be fired if he refuses to wrestle. Rave spits out the thermometer and leaves pissed off.
--Commercial--
Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, and Raisha Saeed come out to do commentary for this next match.
Match 4: Roxxi Laveaux vs Daisy Haze vs ODB vs Taylor Wilde [Co-No. One Contender to Knockouts Championship]
ODB sits this one out at first and let’s the other three go at it, and that they do. Haze and Wilde run circles around each other and Roxxi, until Roxxi just punches them in the vaginas for a big, perverted audience pop. ODB then enters the ring and rolls Roxxi up, but she only gets a two-count. ODB and Roxxi get in each other’s faces and look to be about to fight until Wilde and Haze get back up. ODB takes Haze and hits some power moves on her, and Roxxi tries to one-up her by doing the same to Wilde. They continue to try to outshine each other at the expense of the smaller women until ODB pretends that she’s going to slam Taylor Wilde, but instead just throws her into Roxxi! ODB and Roxxi begin brawling around the entire ring, pulling at hair and slamming heads, until it eventually spills to the outside. Meanwhile the other two ladies are up in the ring and Wilde tries her Wilde Intentions (Poison Rana), but Haze twirls out of it and hits the Mind Trip! ONE! TWO! ODB and Roxxi notice the pinfall and try to rush into the ring to stop it! THREE!
Winner via pinfall: Daisy Haze (7:34)
ODB and Roxxi glare at each other and look pissed off having just been upset by Daisy Haze. Awesome Kong walks out, holding her Knockouts Title high in the air. Daisy Haze looks up the ramp at her and nods her head. Angelina Love stands up from the commentary booth and glares at both Daisy Haze and Awesome Kong.
--Commercial--
A pre-taped promo from America’s Most Wanted plays. Chris Harris is doing pushups while Storm counts, “…1,997…1,998…1,999…2,000!†Harris stops up and Storm says that they should be ready to go for the tag team titles any time now, and that he’s going to prove it on Impact by beating that the dark-skinned punk.
Match 5: Jay Lethal w/Consequences Creed vs James Storm w/Chris Harris
In Storm’s first match back in a couple of months, he shows some rust early on. Lethal capitalizes on his botched and/or poorly executed moves and finds himself close to an early win many times. After a trip up by Harris from the outside, Storm takes control and wears Lethal down until he finally feels in his element again. Lethal has a few comeback spots and even hits the Lethal Combination, but Harris puts Storm’s foot on the rope, undetected by the ref. Lethal goes to the tope rope, but Storm crotches him and then hits his Swinging Noose, and proceeds to threaten Lethal with a lynching, then gets a two-count. Lethal fights back again and goes for a springboard clothesline, Harris trips him up again as he leaps up, so he crashes into the mat. He groggily stands up right into a big Superkick from James Storm. ONE! TWO! THREE!
Winner via pinfall: James Storm (10:51)
Consequences Creed comes in to consol Jay Lethal, but Lethal seems almost unaffected by the loss.
--Commercial--
Mick Foley comes out and says that he has a few announcements to make. First, as is tradition for the TNA PPV Lockdown, a Lethal Lockdown match will take place, and he sees no better option than to pit four Frontline members against four Main Event Mafia members within the confines of the steel structure. Representing the Frontline will be Kevin Nash, Booker T, Scott Steiner, and Kurt Angle. The Frontline will be represented by Low Ki, Petey Williams, AJ Styles, and one other. And that “one other†brings him to his next announcement.
He has heard the reasons presented by both Samoa Joe and Christopher Daniels at Lockdown for the TNA Championship. He has thought on it, and he has decided that the only fair way to determine Sting’s opponent is for a one-on-one match between Daniels and Joe, and so that’s exactly what’s going to happen. Next week, in the main event of the three-hour Impact special, Samoa Joe and Christopher Daniels will face off for the first time in three years, and it will be for the rights to face Sting at Lockdown for the world title.
--Commercial--
Christopher Daniels and Samoa Joe come across each other backstage. They share an awkward glance, and then Daniels wishes Joe best of luck next week in their match. Samoa Joe says the same to Daniels, and the two shake hands.
Back in the Impact Zone, Japanese Ace and IWGP Champion Hiroshi Tanahashi comes down to ringside! He takes a seat next to the commentary booth to watch Angle’s next match, and the booth puts over Tanahashi’s match this Saturday on Xplosion, the NJPW special next week, and the Tanahashi/Angle match for the IWGP Title in ten days.
Match 6: Low Ki vs Kurt Angle
This actually started fairly respectful, with mat wrestling and technical stuff going on to prove who was the better pure wrestler. Angle increasingly gets more aggressive and starts to work over Ki’s neck, until Low Ki hits a corkscrew suicide senton to the outside to send us to a break.
--Commercial--
We come back and Low Ki is wearing down Angle’s neck as well, though he utilizes more strikes than grapples. They continue back and forth until their moves start to get more impact, and thus become riskier and riskier. Low Ki starts to gain an edge, but then Angle counters a roundhouse kick into a modified fisherman’s suplex. They both lay on the ground, and Ki is the first one up. He tries for a springboard move, but mid-air, Angle springs to life and rolls out of the way. Low lands awkwardly on his ankle, so Angle targets it and eventually locks in the Ankle Lock. Ki fights his way to the ropes, but Angle continues working on the ankle. Low Ki finally finds an out after an enzuigiri and starts to fight back with vicious chops and elbow and even hits the Ki Krusher! He covers, but Angle gets a foot on the ropes. Low Ki forces Angle up and continues on with elbows and chops, but he gets too caught up in himself and hits a spin kick to Angle’s neck, but the kick does more harm to Low Ki’s ankle! Ki staggers around holding his ankle, giving Kurt Angle enough time to hit the Olympic Slam for the three-count!
Winner via pinfall: Kurt Angle (15:02)
TNA Xplosion Results (3/28)
Jimmy Jacobs over Blain Rage
Angelina Love w/Velvet Skye over Daffney
Mephisto w/Averno over Brutus Magnus
Hiroshi Tanahashi over Sonjay Dutt w/Sheik Abdul Bashir
iMPACT Zone
Orlando, Florida
March 26, 2009
Match 1: AJ Styles vs Shane Sewell
Fun, fast-paced action with both guys exhibiting their move sets. Styles maintains control for the most part, but Sewell gets his fair share as well. The end comes after a Styles Clash.
Winner via pinfall: AJ Styles (5:02)
--Commercial--
Kurt Angle storms into Mick Foley’s office and screams that he just got here, and he heard that AJ Styles just wrestled a match, and that he thought that they were wrestling tonight. Foley corrects him, saying that he told them both that they would be wrestling this week; he never said they would be wrestling each other. Angle goes off on a tangent, and Foley stops him and assures him that he’ll have a match tonight … against Low Ki. And Foley says that, if Angle refuses, he has received full permission from corporate that he can fire him.
Match 2: Rhino vs Jonny Harlow
Harlow tries to fight back for the sake of the Queen, but Rhino has none of that. He hits the Gore and then actually picks his opponent up and hits his own version of the Styles Clash (i.e. a bad one) for the win.
Winner via pinfall: Rhino (2:12)
The Main Event Mafia is backstage in their locker room. Kurt Angle says it’s bullshit that he’s got to face Low Ki this week, and that he’s going to murder Styles when he gets a hold of him. Sting says that it’s possible that Angle could get Styles at Lockdown in a few weeks if they play their cards right. Booker T brings up Sting’s opponent at Lockdown, and Sting says that he’d like to have the month off, and that he’s more than deserved it.
--Commercial--
The announcers plug NJPW Special next week, and then direct us to the ring and go over some of the problems that Kiyoshi, Koslov, and Schulz have had with Tyson Dux as of late.
Match 3: Kiyoshi/Alex Koslov/Patrick Schulz [The Axis Powers] vs Chris Sabin/Tyson Dux/Volador
Yes. The Japanese, the Russian, and the German are now calling themselves the Axis Powers. They work well together, especially Kiyoshi and Koslov at this point, but the veteran tendencies of Sabin and Volador help to null any cheap tricks by the heels. At times, Dux tries to take on all of his foes by himself and gets in over his head, but he always uses his speed to escape the beat down. The end comes when Volador hits a plancha on Schulz, Koslov, and Dux to allow Sabin to hit the Future Shock on Kiyoshi for the three-count.
Winners via pinfall: Chris Sabin/Tyson Dux/Volador (7:47)
Jimmy Rave comes into Mick Foley’s office with a thermometer in his mouth. Rave says that he’s sorry that he couldn’t come in last week, and that he’s sorry that he can’t wrestle Abyss next week, because he REALLY wants to. Foley says that he better get well soon, because as with Kurt Angle, Jimmy Rave will too be fired if he refuses to wrestle. Rave spits out the thermometer and leaves pissed off.
--Commercial--
Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, and Raisha Saeed come out to do commentary for this next match.
Match 4: Roxxi Laveaux vs Daisy Haze vs ODB vs Taylor Wilde [Co-No. One Contender to Knockouts Championship]
ODB sits this one out at first and let’s the other three go at it, and that they do. Haze and Wilde run circles around each other and Roxxi, until Roxxi just punches them in the vaginas for a big, perverted audience pop. ODB then enters the ring and rolls Roxxi up, but she only gets a two-count. ODB and Roxxi get in each other’s faces and look to be about to fight until Wilde and Haze get back up. ODB takes Haze and hits some power moves on her, and Roxxi tries to one-up her by doing the same to Wilde. They continue to try to outshine each other at the expense of the smaller women until ODB pretends that she’s going to slam Taylor Wilde, but instead just throws her into Roxxi! ODB and Roxxi begin brawling around the entire ring, pulling at hair and slamming heads, until it eventually spills to the outside. Meanwhile the other two ladies are up in the ring and Wilde tries her Wilde Intentions (Poison Rana), but Haze twirls out of it and hits the Mind Trip! ONE! TWO! ODB and Roxxi notice the pinfall and try to rush into the ring to stop it! THREE!
Winner via pinfall: Daisy Haze (7:34)
ODB and Roxxi glare at each other and look pissed off having just been upset by Daisy Haze. Awesome Kong walks out, holding her Knockouts Title high in the air. Daisy Haze looks up the ramp at her and nods her head. Angelina Love stands up from the commentary booth and glares at both Daisy Haze and Awesome Kong.
--Commercial--
A pre-taped promo from America’s Most Wanted plays. Chris Harris is doing pushups while Storm counts, “…1,997…1,998…1,999…2,000!†Harris stops up and Storm says that they should be ready to go for the tag team titles any time now, and that he’s going to prove it on Impact by beating that the dark-skinned punk.
Match 5: Jay Lethal w/Consequences Creed vs James Storm w/Chris Harris
In Storm’s first match back in a couple of months, he shows some rust early on. Lethal capitalizes on his botched and/or poorly executed moves and finds himself close to an early win many times. After a trip up by Harris from the outside, Storm takes control and wears Lethal down until he finally feels in his element again. Lethal has a few comeback spots and even hits the Lethal Combination, but Harris puts Storm’s foot on the rope, undetected by the ref. Lethal goes to the tope rope, but Storm crotches him and then hits his Swinging Noose, and proceeds to threaten Lethal with a lynching, then gets a two-count. Lethal fights back again and goes for a springboard clothesline, Harris trips him up again as he leaps up, so he crashes into the mat. He groggily stands up right into a big Superkick from James Storm. ONE! TWO! THREE!
Winner via pinfall: James Storm (10:51)
Consequences Creed comes in to consol Jay Lethal, but Lethal seems almost unaffected by the loss.
--Commercial--
Mick Foley comes out and says that he has a few announcements to make. First, as is tradition for the TNA PPV Lockdown, a Lethal Lockdown match will take place, and he sees no better option than to pit four Frontline members against four Main Event Mafia members within the confines of the steel structure. Representing the Frontline will be Kevin Nash, Booker T, Scott Steiner, and Kurt Angle. The Frontline will be represented by Low Ki, Petey Williams, AJ Styles, and one other. And that “one other†brings him to his next announcement.
He has heard the reasons presented by both Samoa Joe and Christopher Daniels at Lockdown for the TNA Championship. He has thought on it, and he has decided that the only fair way to determine Sting’s opponent is for a one-on-one match between Daniels and Joe, and so that’s exactly what’s going to happen. Next week, in the main event of the three-hour Impact special, Samoa Joe and Christopher Daniels will face off for the first time in three years, and it will be for the rights to face Sting at Lockdown for the world title.
--Commercial--
Christopher Daniels and Samoa Joe come across each other backstage. They share an awkward glance, and then Daniels wishes Joe best of luck next week in their match. Samoa Joe says the same to Daniels, and the two shake hands.
Back in the Impact Zone, Japanese Ace and IWGP Champion Hiroshi Tanahashi comes down to ringside! He takes a seat next to the commentary booth to watch Angle’s next match, and the booth puts over Tanahashi’s match this Saturday on Xplosion, the NJPW special next week, and the Tanahashi/Angle match for the IWGP Title in ten days.
Match 6: Low Ki vs Kurt Angle
This actually started fairly respectful, with mat wrestling and technical stuff going on to prove who was the better pure wrestler. Angle increasingly gets more aggressive and starts to work over Ki’s neck, until Low Ki hits a corkscrew suicide senton to the outside to send us to a break.
--Commercial--
We come back and Low Ki is wearing down Angle’s neck as well, though he utilizes more strikes than grapples. They continue back and forth until their moves start to get more impact, and thus become riskier and riskier. Low Ki starts to gain an edge, but then Angle counters a roundhouse kick into a modified fisherman’s suplex. They both lay on the ground, and Ki is the first one up. He tries for a springboard move, but mid-air, Angle springs to life and rolls out of the way. Low lands awkwardly on his ankle, so Angle targets it and eventually locks in the Ankle Lock. Ki fights his way to the ropes, but Angle continues working on the ankle. Low Ki finally finds an out after an enzuigiri and starts to fight back with vicious chops and elbow and even hits the Ki Krusher! He covers, but Angle gets a foot on the ropes. Low Ki forces Angle up and continues on with elbows and chops, but he gets too caught up in himself and hits a spin kick to Angle’s neck, but the kick does more harm to Low Ki’s ankle! Ki staggers around holding his ankle, giving Kurt Angle enough time to hit the Olympic Slam for the three-count!
Winner via pinfall: Kurt Angle (15:02)
TNA Xplosion Results (3/28)
Jimmy Jacobs over Blain Rage
Angelina Love w/Velvet Skye over Daffney
Mephisto w/Averno over Brutus Magnus
Hiroshi Tanahashi over Sonjay Dutt w/Sheik Abdul Bashir