This week's edition of Impact kicks off with Josh Matthews and Taz hyping up what is going to be happening tonight which includes James Storm against Abyss in the main event! They are soon interrupted by TNA Knockouts Champion Taryn Terrell who makes her way to the ring where upon entering, she cuts a rather lengthy promo about how Awesome Kong is trying to intimidate her way into a Knockouts title match. She says that if Kong wants her, she can come face her one on one, right now! She closes by saying that she is not afraid of Kong and will put her title on the line. That brings out her challenger, Awesome Kong who looks none too pleased.
Awesome Kong defeated Taryn Terrell (c) via pinfall to win the TNA Knockouts Championship (2:07): Kong absolutely decimated Terrell and toyed with her for most of the 2 minute bout. Kong finished her off with a huge Awesome Bomb to get the pinfall to win the Knockouts Championship.
Following the match, Kong snatches the Knockouts title belt out of the referee's hand and holds it high but, suddenly, "Hardcore Country" blasts over the PA system and the crowd absolutely explodes as Mickie James bursts through the curtain, making her return to TNA. She stares down Kong from the stage and motions for the Knockouts title, making it clear that she wants the title.
Backstage, Matt Hardy is interviewed by Jeremy Borash who asks him about his brother Jeff and Matt says that he still hasn't heard from his brother and that he's worried. He looks into the camera and makes an emotional plea to his brother, saying that he needs him and will do anything to make sure that he's safe and that they will be tag team champions very soon in the future.
We get another video package which shows a graveyard where men are digging graves as "Ain't No Grave" by Johnny Cash plays softly in the background. A distorted voice claims that darkness is coming and that the future is bleak before the video abruptly cuts out.
Super Eric defeated Jessie Godderz w/Robbie E via pinfall (7:03): A surprisingly competitive match between these two. Super Eric does get in some comedy bits and Godderz comes close to victory on several occasions but in the end, Robbie E attempts to assault Super Eric, only to miss, hitting Godderz and allowing Eric to get the rollup for the win.
As Super Eric celebrates with the fans, Jessie Godderz is absolutely livid in the ring as Robbie E apologizes over and over. Godderz shoves Robbie and screams at him that he is on thin ice!
We cut to a "live" shot of Samoa Joe outside of a house. He says to the camera that he stumbled across this beautiful house and wants to know whose it is. He approaches the house and looks at the mailbox where it says "Roode". He laughs before getting serious and saying that he knew exactly whose house it is and he is going to head inside for a little visit. He knocks on the door and waits for a few seconds before the door opens revealing Bobby Roode. Roode attempts to slam the door but Joe forces his way through and begins throwing rights and lefts at Roode before slamming him through a coffee table. Roode crawls to his feet and Joe grabs him, locking in the Coquina Clutch but just as he's about to pass out, the police arrive on the scene and pull him off, putting him in handcuffs. He shouts at Roode that his time as champion is almost over.
Tigre Uno defeated Mark Andrews via pinfall (9:23): A fast-paced, high-flying affair which is exactly what you would expect from the X Division. Both men flew around the ring getting their offense in and in the end, Tigre Uno hit the Sabertooth Splash to get the pinfall victory.
A pre-recorded video is shown which shows The Great Muta and Sanada participating in some sort of ceremony where Muta bestows Sanada with a new name. He calls him The Great Sanada and congratulates him on his big victory last week. The two bow towards one another before shaking hands. The video ends with Muta leaving his boots in the center of an abandoned ring.
Back in the ring, MVP stands with a microphone in hand. He says that last week they would have been here but they were too busy celebrating their title victory to bother with the peons that were in attendance. He continues his promo by hyping up the brand new TNA World Tag Team Champions, Bobby Lashley and Kenny King before introducing them and they make their way out to boos from the crowd. They stand on either side of MVP as he calls them the greatest tag team that has ever stepped foot into a TNA ring. That's when Homicide makes his way onto the ramp, holding the Feast or Fired briefcase. He cuts a promo saying that Lashley and King are among the biggest schmucks to ever step foot in a TNA ring. He proceeds to say that his tag team partner that will help him win those coveted belts is a man who has wrestled all over the world and has won championships everywhere he has been. He proceeds to introduce Chavo Guerrero! Guerrero walks through the curtain to cheers as he stands beside his partner. Homicide says that no one will know when he is going to cash in his briefcase and that it will be a surprise.
Following a brief commercial break, Nigel McGuinness is shown on the tron and he announces that in next week's main event, Low Ki will be defending his X Division Championship against Super Eric!
James Storm and Abyss fought to a double countout (11:54): This match was absolutely brutal as both men slugged away at one another with neither seeming to get the upper hand. The ending to the match came as both men fought their way out of the ring and the referee counted both men out.
The two men continue brawling and Management Director Nigel McGuinness walks out on the stage with a microphone and announces that in 2 weeks, they will face off in a Monsters' Ball match! As he finishes speaking we cut to a dark room with the words "Darkness is coming, I'm almost ready" sprawled in what looks like blood and the show abruptly cuts off. |