Things you jack off to.

[Crippler]

Negan's swing of the bat.

 

[Keith]

Can't believe I'm lowering myself to this but, em... Dawson's Creek!

Not to the Gilmore Girls yet, but if it charms me anymore I might be tempted

 

[Smart Marx]

Can't believe I'm lowering myself to this but, em... Dawson's Creek!

Not to the Gilmore Girls yet, but if it charms me anymore I might be tempted

Are you saying you spank it to James Van Der Beek?

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

Are you saying you spank it to James Van Der Beek?

As long as you say "no homo", it's not homo.

 

[Deezy]

Dawson's Creek did have this chick before she got on a cruise ship.

 

[Smart Marx]

There was also this beauty.

 

[Keith]

it is hard to believe that they were meant to be just girls next door

 

[Crippler]

cuthbert still the goat next door girl

 

[Deezy]

cuthbert still the goat next door girl

just another overrated Canadian.

Got them Gosling downey syndrome eyes.

 

[Crippler]

just another overrated Canadian.

Got them Gosling downey syndrome eyes.

now if you wanna make fun of her weird fucked up nose. That's makes sense.

 

[Bobby Roode]

I jack off to @Rogue @DK JAMES and @Roadster

 

[Roadster]

Interestingly enough, I jack off to everyone in that list except DK James.

 

[Rogue]

I jack off to @Rogue @DK JAMES and @Roadster

Roadie? Hmm, might have screwed your brains out.

 

[Rogue]

just another overrated Canadian.

Got them Gosling downey syndrome eyes.

Gosling is my mcm everyday of the week.

Oh, and I would like to kiss Andrew Garfield since everyone is getting a chance to lately

 

[Kiffy Lube]

If I'm turned on and there ain't anything to fuck, I just jack off right there. What is this shit?