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Things you jack off to.

Pepe the Cholo

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Dudes like us love to jack off. We all know that. Regardless if you get pussy on a nightly basis, you still feel the urge to whack one out every now and then.

I for one, loves to jack off. I jack off to a wide variety of things.

I jack off to porn, obviously, just like a normal guy would. But there are other things that get me excited other than the usual porn. I jack off to divas matches. I jack off to sandwiches. I jack off to moose. I jack of while listening to Slayer songs. I jack off to pictures of Air Jordans among other things.

How about you? What are the things you jack off to?

:DDP:
 

Dale

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Hands & Feet, females of course.

That's my wank bank content that never fails.
 

Twitchy

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Well this is an interesting topic...


I do love Slayer...but idk if I could do it just to that lol. Im a sucker for asain bitches...i dont why, they make me crazy =D :maddox:
 

Deezy

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Autopsy pics, overly muscley women, graninies riding sybians in the middle of crowded streets.

Normal stuff.
 

Twitchy

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Autopsy pics, overly muscley women, graninies riding sybians in the middle of crowded streets.

Normal stuff.
ok but in all honestly, watching chicks ride sybians in public is awesome!
 

Defiant

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Sex with beautiful women, specifically fantasies of myself doing so. Trish Stratus is still a personal favourite of mine, for example. There you go.
 
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THE ONE TRUE KING!

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Rebbeca Blacks Friday song can get me off all the time, it must be her voice or something. Tom Brady or Peyton Manning picking apart defenses get me off too along especially if their in my fantasy football team. Sneakers can't forget about sneakers, the Jordan 5's or 1's are my go to right now.

Other stuff are females that are unhealthy looking orange oh yes, gimmie a fat orange looking bitch any day. Bold headed females also are a killa.

AND CANT FORGET WRESTLING
 

Twitchy

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haha, what a great thread idea, Im not sure if they are all real or not, but either way they are making me smile lol