The WWE "New Crap Gimmick" Game

[Rosie]

Kazoo Chika, an avid kazoo player that follows around other wrestlers all day parodying their theme music on kazoo until they get annoyed enough to fight him.

Evolution, as a stable.

The New Fabulous Freebirds!

Albert/A-Train-Tensai

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

A-Choo

a train enthusiast that always sneezes

Jungle Boy

 

[Rosie]

A-Choo

a train enthusiast that always sneezes

Jungle Boy

Brian Pillman Jr's friend.

Oh wait , that's just Giff Garrision. Poor guy.

Hulk Hogan

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Brian Pillman Jr's friend.

Oh wait , that's just Giff Garrision. Poor guy.

Hulk Hogan

A racist who hates only white people, black people are the only folks he refers to as "brother"

Andre the Giant

 

[Rosie]

A racist who hates only white people, black people are the only folks he refers to as "brother"

Andre the Giant

Pierre Petite, a friendly French Giant who refuses to fight and only give his opponents the pastries he worked really hard on.


Finn Balor

 

[JakeYourBooty]

Fergal a elven warrior with pointy ears

Bum Ass Corbin


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[Grimoire Lenin]

Fergal a elven warrior with pointy ears

Bum Ass Corbin


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Baron Corbin, a guy who thinks he's a good wrestler

John Cena

 

[Rosie]

Baron Corbin, a guy who thinks he's a good wrestler

John Cena

John Xina, Chinese sympathizer.

Too close?

Darby Allin

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

Darren Alex
Hippie Kid who likes to take it slow in the ring

gonna rep my boy
Lince Dorado

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Darren Alex
Hippie Kid who likes to take it slow in the ring

gonna rep my boy
Lince Dorado

The Dorito Kidd

Xavier Woods

 

[Y2Jayne]

Xander Forest

Lost as a kid, raised by deers, doesn't speak and uses a running headbutt as a finisher.

Test

 

[John McHenry]

Test (the basic protoype for a wwe heavyweight) his gimmick though is that he's constantly screwing up. He's basically a green rookie that's never allowed a relevant match because he hasn't passed his rookie test and is only on the show by a fluke in paperwork. He constantly loses or wins by Count Out or DQ

The Miz

 

[Rosie]

Test (the basic protoype for a wwe heavyweight) his gimmick though is that he's constantly screwing up. He's basically a green rookie that's never allowed a relevant match because he hasn't passed his rookie test and is only on the show by a fluke in paperwork. He constantly loses or wins by Count Out or DQ

The Miz

The Wiz

A math genius.

"All Ego" Ethan Page

 

[The Gipper]

The Wiz

A math genius.

"All Ego" Ethan Page

“Al Lego” Ethan Page.

The new marketing ploy from Lego. His entire wrestling gear are just lego bricks stuck onto him.

Savio Vega.