The WWE "New Crap Gimmick" Game

[Comrade Khan]

O-Mas!

He becomes a Luchador with all of the stereotypical luchador imagery, but he's horrible at it.

Brock Lesnar

Locke Bernard. Proffesional locksmith hearthrob trying to find the key to your heart

Kevin Owens

 

[Rosie]

Locke Bernard. Proffesional locksmith hearthrob trying to find the key to your heart

Kevin Owens

Jean-Paul Rogueau.

A Quebec separatist who refuses to speak English because he has "language rights" despite the Canadian constitution doesn't apply in America and he also thinks he is above the Canadian constitution.

Scorpio Sky

 

[Barry Poppins]

Locke Bernard. Proffesional locksmith hearthrob trying to find the key to your heart

Kevin Owens

El Hamerico, El Generico's fat cousin.

Bobby Lashley

 

[Nostradamus]

Locke Bernard. Proffesional locksmith hearthrob trying to find the key to your heart

Kevin Owens

William WilDeFire, Zoologist and Panda Enthusiast.

Bret Hart

 

[Rosie]

3 gimmicks at once, hehe.

Scorpio Sky is first posted. So him

 

[Barry Poppins]

Jean-Paul Rogueau.

A Quebec separatist who refuses to speak English because he has "language rights" despite the Canadian constitution doesn't apply in America and he also thinks he is above the Canadian constitution.

Scorpio Sky

Tarantula Ground, a ground based Luchador

William WilDeFire, Zoologist and Panda Enthusiast.

Bret Hart

Brett Heart, American Patriot who hates Canada, despite living in Canada

 

[Rosie]

So now: Bobby Lashley

 

[Barry Poppins]

Fuck it I got it:

Robert Lasher, who is convinced he's a white upper-class American. Yeah, I went there.

Steve Austin

 

[Rosie]

Fuck it I got it:

Robert Lasher, who is convinced he's a white upper-class American. Yeah, I went there.

Steve Austin

The revenge of Kerwin White.

"Cold Stone" Steve Frosting

He wears an ice cream costume and celebrates with ice cream floats.

Edit: VINCE MCMAHON HIMSELF

 

[Nostradamus]

The revenge of Kerwin White.

"Cold Stone" Steve Frosting

He wears an ice cream costume and celebrates with ice cream floats.

Edit: VINCE MCMAHON HIMSELF

Vincent K. Vincinson, a Journalist hellbent on the downfall of media moguls.

Triple H

 

[Barry Poppins]

Vincent K. Vincinson, a Journalist hellbent on the downfall of media moguls.

Triple H

Kyle Klause Kelmsley, totally not a racist member of the KKK

Shawn Michaels

 

[Spitfire]

Little K.

totally not Kyle Klause Kelmsley sidekicks.

Chyna​

 

[Sky]

Little K.

totally not Kyle Klause Kelmsley sidekicks.

Chyna​

Ynis. Basically Chyna with a false beard and moustache. Finally she gets to wrestle exclusively men like she always wanted

Ruin Rene Dupree

 

[Nostradamus]

Little K.

totally not Kyle Klause Kelmsley sidekicks.

Chyna​

"The Global Superpower" Rusha

Adam Cole

 

[Rosie]

"The Global Superpower" Rusha

Adam Cole

Budge

We know.

Bo Dallas