The Wrestling World Has Changed: A 2001 WWF / WCW / ECW Story

[Daddy Deville]

Vince McMahon: We are gonna pick Kane!

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: Now that WCW is finally in capable hands we shall see if the WWF can pass the test. We beat you once before and we will do it again. WCW picks with its next two picks, Test.

And what would a federation be without a little heartbreak, some sex appeal and Shawn Michaels.

 

[Daddy Deville]

Vince McMahon: We need a little more excitement here in WWF. Therefore without next pick we select...

Rey Mysterio

 

[Hoss]

Shane McMahon: Well good luck to Rey. He's going to need it working for dear old dad. But enough about that, let's take of this thing. With our next pick in the draft, ECW is calling on our final champion, a man who dominated like none other before him. ECW selects "The War Machine" RHYNO! And in the spirit of drafting forces of nature, our next pick is a man who I have had a turbulent relationship with, but also one who I believe will take our roster to new heights. Our seventh pick is THE BIG SHOW!

Spoiler: Picks

1. Chris Benoit
2. Rob Van Dam
3. Brock Lesnar
4. Eddie Guerrero
5. The Hardy Boyz
6. Rhyno
7. The Big Show

 

[Daddy Deville]

Vince McMahon: We here at the WWF are going to suck the very life out of WCW once again. We are going to select....


DDP.

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: While my brother and my father never valued the hard work and success a great tag team brought to the World Wrestling Federation, World Championship Wrestling looks to the future of both our main roster and tag team divisions. We’d like to welcome the Natural Born Thrillers, Sean O’Haire and Chuck Palumbo. Both of these men have tremendous potential as singles and as a tag team.

We’re not done we have two collegiate all Americans development that could use a mentor in WCW and has showed interest in coming in as a team, Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin. Welcome to the big leagues.

 

[Daddy Deville]

Vince McMahon: I look at this roster and I see a man that can bring some controversies to the company and that can bring some darkness.

WWF selects: Raven

 

[Hoss]

Shane McMahon: Fun and games is over. Our next picks also have great ECW credentials and we believe they have great futures in front of them as well. Our eight pick in the draft is LANCE STORM! And for our ninth pick? Back to make things right, MIKE AWESOME!

Spoiler: Picks

1. Chris Benoit
2. Rob Van Dam
3. Brock Lesnar
4. Eddie Guerrero
5. The Hardy Boyz
6. Rhyno
7. The Big Show
8. Lance Storm
9. Mike Awesome

 

[Daddy Deville]

Vince McMahon: You guys are crazy. You are absolutely crazy for letting this man drop. This man is the kiss stealing, wheeling, dealing, jet flying, limousine riding son of a gun: the 16x World Heavyweight Champion!

WWF Selects: Ric Flair

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: I’m looking over who’s been taken this far and who’s still to come and I really only have one question: who’s betta than Kanyon?

Than only thing that hype me up more than drafting the innovator of offensive back to WCW is getting Rowdy.

WCW welcomes K-Kwik to the show. He’s got a future.

 

[Daddy Deville]

Vince McMahon: WWF is built on the past. It's how we got to where we stand today; that is why with our next pick, we look to the past to build our future.

WWF Selects: Randy Orton

 

[Hoss]

Shane McMahon: Now I know my father would never go near this guy, and I know my brother in law's fragile ego couldn't stand to share a locker room with him, but ECW? We're not afraid of shaking things up. We're calling on the man who started it all and changed the industry forever with our 10th pick... "The Franchise" SHANE DOUGLAS! Now, let's see... who would be a good 11th pick? Well I see a certain tag team here featuring a former ECW World Heavyweight Champion and a man who has won titles everywhere he's been and helped usher in a new era in wrestling. I think that'll do. Our next pick is Justin Credible and X-Pac: THE X-FACTOR!

Spoiler: Picks

1. Chris Benoit
2. Rob Van Dam
3. Brock Lesnar
4. Eddie Guerrero
5. The Hardy Boyz
6. Rhyno
7. Big Show
8. Lance Storm
9. Mike Awesome
10. Shane Douglas
11. X-Factor

 

[Daddy Deville]

Vince McMahon: The WWF needs a man that can wrestle with the very best, a man who doesn't give a damn; a man who will do anything to get to the top of the WWF. A villain in the truest sense of the word.

WWF Selects: William Regal

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: Oh my brother drafts the X-Factor. I didn’t know you were that desperate yet. I guess as they say ooooh you didn’t knoooww...

You’re ass better call somebody! WCW drafts The One Billy Gunn and the Road Dogg Jesse James.

 

[Daddy Deville]

Vince McMahon: Well we will add to our list of personas here in WWF.

WWF Selects: Goldust