The Wrestling World Has Changed: A 2001 WWF / WCW / ECW Story

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Vince McMahon: The more I look at this roster the more I see men that are destined to do good things and guys that can help push others. That's why we select.

WWF Selects: Stevie Richards

 

[Hoss]

Shane McMahon: Things are coming together nicely. We've got amazing wrestlers, we've got giants, we've got risk takers, we've got ass kickers, we've got one hell of a crop of talent! Now let's sprinkle in a little something extra. Something for the male gaze, perhaps? ECW selects TORRIE WILSON! Thank me later, fellas. And on that note, let's strengthen the tag team division a bit. There's a couple of names that really stick out to me, as they fit perfectly on the extreme brand. Crash and Hardcore... THE HOLLY COUSINS!

Spoiler: Picks

1. Chris Benoit
2. Rob Van Dam
3. Brock Lesnar
4. Eddie Guerrero
5. The Hardy Boyz
6. Rhyno
7. Big Show
8. Lance Storm
9. Mike Awesome
10. Shane Douglas
11. X-Factor
12. Tommy Dreamer
13. Chavo Guerrero
14. Lita
15. Gregory Helms
16. Jerry Lynn
17. Bam Bam Bigelow
18. Chris Candido
19. Spike Dudley
20. Torrie Wilson
21. The Holly Cousins

 

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Vince McMahon: The WWF is proud to select a man who is a master of 1,000 holds!

WWF Selects: Dean Malenko

 

[Ricky Smarks]

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: World Championship Wrestling is a little behind the curveball when it comes to female representation so we’d like to welcome woman who’s got legs for days to our airwaves, Miss Hancock and just so my father can’t have her, his mistress, who finally put him in his place, Trish Stratus.

 

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Vince McMahon: You think that's upsetting me? I can get any women I want besides I was tired of her anyway. WWF again looks to its future here when we select.

WWF Selects: Mark Jindrak

 

[Hoss]

Shane McMahon: I'm sure a lot of people are wondering why I haven't taken these two guys yet. It's simple, really. I knew they were far too extreme for my father or sister to roll the dice on. ECW's next two picks are SABU and SANDMAN!

Spoiler: Picks

1. Chris Benoit
2. Rob Van Dam
3. Brock Lesnar
4. Eddie Guerrero
5. The Hardy Boyz
6. Rhyno
7. Big Show
8. Lance Storm
9. Mike Awesome
10. Shane Douglas
11. X-Factor
12. Tommy Dreamer
13. Chavo Guerrero
14. Lita
15. Gregory Helms
16. Jerry Lynn
17. Bam Bam Bigelow
18. Chris Candido
19. Spike Dudley
20. Torrie Wilson
21. The Holly Cousins
22. Sabu
23. Sandman

 

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Vince McMahon: Do you know who I want? She knows I want her.

WWF Selects: Sunny

 

[Ricky Smarks]

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: Sometimes in business you have to think a little outside the box and what’s more outside the box than Planet Stasiak? WCW personally welcomes Meat to the roster. Speaking of blondes and meat, all the men will come to see her and all the women want to be her, but she will call WCW her home, it’s the Two-time Playboy cover girl, Sable.

 

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Vince McMahon: Well per Sunny's Request we select...

WWF Selects: Val Venis

 

[Hoss]

Shane McMahon: Riiiiiiight. Well, anyways. ECW is going to get right back on the horse and bring in another tag team, featuring two great performers. ECW selects KAIENTAI! And for our twenty fifth pick, we're going to grab a veteran and locker room leader who for a brief period of time was the most popular guy in ECW. What does everybody want? WHAT DOES EVERYBODY NEED? AL SNOW!

Spoiler: Picks

1. Chris Benoit
2. Rob Van Dam
3. Brock Lesnar
4. Eddie Guerrero
5. The Hardy Boyz
6. Rhyno
7. Big Show
8. Lance Storm
9. Mike Awesome
10. Shane Douglas
11. X-Factor
12. Tommy Dreamer
13. Chavo Guerrero
14. Lita
15. Gregory Helms
16. Jerry Lynn
17. Bam Bam Bigelow
18. Chris Candido
19. Spike Dudley
20. Torrie Wilson
21. The Holly Cousins
22. Sabu
23. Sandman
24. Kaientai
25. Al Snow

 

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Vince McMahon: Well we are shocked here in the WWF that this man has not been drafted yet.

WWF Selects: Mr. Perfect

 

[Ricky Smarks]

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: Every company needs men and women at all levels including the fine people who take wonderful care of the mops so without further ado WCW welcomes Perry Saturn, Terri and Moppy.

Enjoy this heartwarming 3-way dance.

 

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Vince McMahon: We are going to select Molly Holly

 

[Hoss]

Shane McMahon: We continue to march on, and things are coming together just as planned for ECW. Hell we've secured huge stars, recouped virtually all of ECW's greatest wrestlers and added talents that will sustain us for many years to come. There's one final guy that we just have to bring in to really make ECW feel like... ECW. Therefore our next selection is MIKEY WHIPWRECK! Salute to Mikey, a true underdog and a great story. And next, we will go ahead and pick up a very under the radar talent, a personal favorite of mine. ECW selects IVORY!

Spoiler: Picks

1. Chris Benoit
2. Rob Van Dam
3. Brock Lesnar
4. Eddie Guerrero
5. The Hardy Boyz
6. Rhyno
7. Big Show
8. Lance Storm
9. Mike Awesome
10. Shane Douglas
11. X-Factor
12. Tommy Dreamer
13. Chavo Guerrero
14. Lita
15. Gregory Helms
16. Jerry Lynn
17. Bam Bam Bigelow
18. Chris Candido
19. Spike Dudley
20. Torrie Wilson
21. The Holly Cousins
22. Sabu
23. Sandman
24. Kaientai
25. Al Snow
26. Mikey Whipwreck
27. Ivory

 

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Vince McMahon: This man loves to fight and I love that.

WWF Selects: Finlay