The Wrestling World Has Changed: A 2001 WWF / WCW / ECW Story

[Smart Marx]

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: I think we’re taking this draft a little too seriously. How about we take the time to find a things a bit Hugh Morris.

WCW is not Too Cool to make some fun picks.

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Vince McMahon: WWF would like to select ...

WWF Selects: Glenn Gilbertti

 

[Hoss]

Shane McMahon: Things are winding down here, I think I've sort of achieved what I set out to do. So, now I'm going to take a gamble on a couple of guys. ECW selects D'LO BROWN. I don't have to tell you folks this but D'Lo is a former European and Intercontinental Champion who I think could benefit from a second chance here in ECW. And now, a first chance... ECW selects ROB CONWAY! Rob is rapidly rising through the ranks and he was on our radar from the start. Not surprised to see him fall through the cracks, but we will be sure to make him feel at home.

Spoiler: Picks

1. Chris Benoit
2. Rob Van Dam
3. Brock Lesnar
4. Eddie Guerrero
5. The Hardy Boyz
6. Rhyno
7. Big Show
8. Lance Storm
9. Mike Awesome
10. Shane Douglas
11. X-Factor
12. Tommy Dreamer
13. Chavo Guerrero
14. Lita
15. Gregory Helms
16. Jerry Lynn
17. Bam Bam Bigelow
18. Chris Candido
19. Spike Dudley
20. Torrie Wilson
21. The Holly Cousins
22. Sabu
23. Sandman
24. Kaientai
25. Al Snow
26. Mikey Whipwreck
27. Ivory
28. D'Lo Brown
29. Rob Conway

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Vince McMahon: Well I suppose you guys know what time it is? It is time to get on the HOOOOOOOOOO Train!

WWF Selects: The Godfather

 

[Smart Marx]

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: Now that we’ve established a decent talent pool our men and women would like a little peace of mind and what batter way to ensure their protection and keep law and order than to hire my father’s former bodyguard, The Big Boss Man.

And the big bull himself, B-Squared, Bull Buchanan.

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Vince McMahon: You can have your law and enforcement meanwhile we will select this man.

WWF Selects: Sid Vicious

 

[Hoss]

Shane McMahon: Solid choices to be sure. Here at ECW, we're all about the danger, and with that in mind we'll be taking "The Lethal Weapon" STEVE BLACKMAN and the fearsome HAKU to bolster out singles ranks!

Spoiler: Picks

1. Chris Benoit
2. Rob Van Dam
3. Brock Lesnar
4. Eddie Guerrero
5. The Hardy Boyz
6. Rhyno
7. Big Show
8. Lance Storm
9. Mike Awesome
10. Shane Douglas
11. X-Factor
12. Tommy Dreamer
13. Chavo Guerrero
14. Lita
15. Gregory Helms
16. Jerry Lynn
17. Bam Bam Bigelow
18. Chris Candido
19. Spike Dudley
20. Torrie Wilson
21. The Holly Cousins
22. Sabu
23. Sandman
24. Kaientai
25. Al Snow
26. Mikey Whipwreck
27. Ivory
28. D'Lo Brown
29. Rob Conway
30. Steve Blackman
31. Haku

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Vince McMahon: The WWF would like to select....

WWF Selects: Debra

 

[Smart Marx]

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: With Edge and Christian tearing up our tag team division, why not bring back their mentor from the Brood, Gangel.

And to top off our women’s division, Miss Jackie.

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Vince McMahon: We select Scott Norton

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

With the picks finally having been made, Linda McMahon speaks up and announces the end of the 2001 WWF / WCW / ECW Brand Draft.
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Linda McMahon: Thank you to all the superstars, fans, and viewers at home for taking the time to join us tonight for this historic occasion. We will now allow a week (24 hours) for trades to be made between the heads of each brand. Ladies and gentlemen, may the best brand win.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Trade News: WCW Trades K-Kwik for ECW's X-Pac​

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Developmental News: Several Superstars Called Up To Main Roster ​ To WWF: Nick Dinsmore Lance Cade To WCW: Elix Skipper Johnny The Bull Victoria Leviathan Ekmo Fatu Kimo Akio To ECW: Rico Constantino​

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

weird I put in for few others ?

 

[Smart Marx]

weird I put in for few others ?

People he has to sign outside WWE need to accept their offers.