The unawaked part of the male gender

[Paul Diaz-Berrio]

A part of the male anatomy remains dormant until woken up. This is a reality that as a man I am made to live with. Most of the time, he only expels my bodily waste, a task he will do over and over again and then one day, if I want him to, he'll do more if he goes to a certain place. His muscles are in a constant state of atrophy until he is pushed or squeezed. Then, when he can no longer do that, he will go back to his waste management duties until the day I die.

I hope you don't find this immodest of me, but as a full grown adult, it's something as a man I have to live with. My gender can sometimes be the butt end of all the limp dick jokes because without women, that's what our little brothers are. Women sometimes make gun jokes and the like and it sometimes makes me blush.

Is it just me, or do any men here ever dwell on this biological truth?

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

Whenever I'm in a rush in the morning I like to put toothpaste on my toast. It allows me to eat breakfast while cleaning my teeth all in one go. Some people may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

 

[Solid Snake]

Whenever I'm in a rush in the morning I like to put toothpaste on my toast. It allows me to eat breakfast while cleaning my teeth all in one go. Some people may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

I'd hate to ask how you find time to get dressed and use the bathroom in the morning :dawg:

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

I'd hate to ask how you find time to get dressed and use the bathroom in the morning :dawg:

One need not worry about clothes when living in a hippie commune.

 

[Paul Diaz-Berrio]

Whenever I'm in a rush in the morning I like to put toothpaste on my toast. It allows me to eat breakfast while cleaning my teeth all in one go. Some people may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

This is a wierd theory to put into practice. How do you contend with the combined tastes of the toothpaste and your toast?

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

This is a wierd theory to put into practice. How do you contend with the combined taste of the toothpaste and your toast?

You're acting as if it doesn't taste amazing.

 

[Black Wizard]

I...

It's too early for this. I'm going back to bed.

 

[Paul Diaz-Berrio]

You're acting as if it doesn't taste amazing.

To my mind it'd taste funny. You don't happen to swallow the toothpaste with your toast, do you?

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

To my mind it'd taste funny. You don't happen to swallow the toothpaste with your toast, do you?

What do you think?

 

[Paul Diaz-Berrio]

What do you think?

Since you chew the toast, I think it goes down your gullet, toothpaste and all.
[doublepost=1527346611][/doublepost]OK, if it works, more power to you.

Now, could we say that a man whose little brother has never been put into action is as mature as a man who has lost his virginity? This is debated by some, like the macho type who think men who haven't slept with women aren't real men.

 

[Redboy123@]

I have no clue what this thread is about

 

[Paul Diaz-Berrio]

I have no clue what this thread is about

What it's about is how the dick doesn't get up without a woman to encourage it to. This is something all men live with and those of us who want sexual relations (and the majority of us do), hope to change that when we meet the right girl.

We aren't any less until it gets hard. We're as strong as we are because of our spirits, but a part of our character doesn't fully come into its own until we become intimate with women.

 

[Redboy123@]

We aren't any less until it gets hard. We're as strong as we are because of our spirits, but a part of our character doesn't fully come into its own until we become intimate with women.

So what's the problem?

 

[Paul Diaz-Berrio]

So what's the problem?

Well, without a girl, he hangs head down in a closed space. His muscles are soft and he needs liquids to make him do any work in the meantime.

:emoji_sob:

 

[Redboy123@]

Well, without a girl, he hangs head down in a closed space. His muscles are soft and he needs liquids to make him do any work in the meantime.

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