The Smark Mini Golf League - Playoffs 2020

[Petty]

I guess he allowed jesus to take the putter.

 

[Chris]

why was 10 a par 4 lol, u just hit it dead straight lol

Was that the one with the narrow path between the water, if you miss (which I did twice) it fuckin goes way out and if it goes in the water it makes you start over

 

[RDK]

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Wait... I could have hit that straight? God, I'm blind.

 

[RDK]

Was that the one with the narrow path between the water, if you miss (which I did twice) it fuckin goes way out and if it goes in the water it makes you start over

damn lol good job i didnt miss

 

[Chris]

damn lol good job i didnt miss

It had the gravity things on both sides (which I assume are supposed to represent hills), much easier to make it on the first shot than if not

 

[Petty]

 

[Just Juice]

ROUND ONE UPDATE

Welcome everyone to the Smark Mini Golf League - and today our competition has kicked off. You've guessed it! You've guessed it! It is me Shooter McGavin and I will be here on the ground - well actually in the studio to update you with all of the scores as they come in. And I can inform you that we have two results from the first round.

I can confirm that 'DA TIGAH' Raidokken has beaten 'PREZ' Petty Amore by nine strokes to claim victory in the first round. I got to tell you the Noelle Holey course I quite the toughie - so both contestants performed very well.

We also have a second result in - although these kids did not play at the same level as some of the others this round. 'SHAVED GREEN' Juice has beaten Shania 'RUFF n FAIR' Twain by 14 strokes - although I must make it clear that both of these dipshits finished the round way over par. This isn't what golf fans want to see - SORT IT OUT!

Our final match of the round is still on-going - so make sure you check back in - for more information about Shooter McGavin's G&T Jam Jars only available on the SMGL!

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[Petty]

Gonna hit a mothafucka with a golf club damnit lol

 

[Just Juice]

OOC: There is still five regular rounds of the 'Regular Season' to go - so I'm sure some of us strugglers will do better at our next venue - @Hollywood has the pressure of knowing he as to effectively have a perfect round to beat our Top Seed

 

[O-Blaze]

And I’m gonna do mine here before I leave for my grandmas today.


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[O-Blaze]

Well congrats to Chris, as you can see, that damn hole 6 killed me, I did good in the others. then it kinda fucked with me when I was nervous after that knowing I had to pretty much go perfect to win and yeah....congrats @Christian Cage

 

[Just Juice]

ROUND ONE UPDATE

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"Breaking news! Breaking News! Our number one ranked seed 'UNO' Christian Cage has managed to claim an eight stroke victory over 'MISTER' HOLLYWOOD in our final match of round one. After these first games have been played, I can inform you - as an authority of Mini Golf worldwide that 'DA TIGAH' Raidokken has been awarded a bonus points for his -9 score at the 'Noelle Holey Course'. I am told an infographic will appear below showing y'all folks the table after the first round."
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Position	Name	Stroke Differential	Wins	Losses	Bonus Points	Points
1st	Raidokken	-9	1	0	1	5
2nd	Christian Cage	Even	1	0	0	4
3rd	Juice	+6	1	0	0	4
4th	Petty Amore	Even	0	1	0	0
5th	Hollywood	+8	0	1	0	0
6th	Shania Twain	+20	0	1	0	0

The next two rounds of matches have been organised by the league - and I as the voice of all things golf am extremely pleased to announced that Round 2 will be played an the infamous Mango Haze Forest Course. Click below to play Round 2:

Mango Haze Forest Course

Round 3 will be played the Olive Garden Course - which I Shooter McGavin can guarantee provides excellent services for everyone that attends before dinner service! OH BOY OH BOY! Click below to play Round 3:

The Olive Garden Course

This is your host Shooter McGavin - wishing good luck to all of you on the fairway! Get 'em! Get 'em! Seriously get them - someone is stealing my expensive coffee machine...
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[Just Juice]

Mango Haze Forest Course - Juice +4 vs. Hollywood

OOC: YOU WILL NEED TO CALCULATE YOU'RE SCORE YOURSELVES - AS IT DOESN'T ADD IT UP. I'll continue to try and post my scores up prior to most entries.

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14 & 18 are fuckery...

 

[RDK]

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Mango Haze Forest Course - Juice +4 vs. Hollywood

OOC: YOU WILL NEED TO CALCULATE YOU'RE SCORE YOURSELVES - AS IT DOESN'T ADD IT UP. I'll continue to try and post my scores up prior to most entries.

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14 & 18 are fuckery...

Hole 18 is a par 8