THE ROCK -- Do You Smeeeeeelllllll My $3 Million Mansion?

[Heisenberg]

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is havin' a pretty good year -- despite GI Joe 2 -- because the former WWE star just bought himself a siiiiiiick new pad ... for $3.45 million.

The actor bought the 13,153 sq. ft. mansion in swanky Southwest Ranches, Florida -- from Miami Dolphins lineman Vernon Carey ... right around Valentine's Day.

The VIP 5-bedroom, 7-bath palace features a ginormous swimming pool and even a home theater with its very own TICKET BOOTH -- where Rock can watch film classics like “The Scorpion King” and “Tooth Fairy" at his 275-pound leisure.

Stick that up your candy ass.

Nice house, I guess that WrestleMania payday must be good.

 

[Defiant]

I love how the drive-way looks kinda like an entrance ramp. If I owned that property, I'd kayfabe troll the housekeepers and shit all the time.

 

[Vivido]

I'd have a hallway that played my theme song each time I walked down it.

Oh the fun I'd have in a 3mil home. One day i'll be rich, one day.

 

[John McHenry]

Not sure how having a TICKET BOOTH is that big a deal I mean you can make them pretty small.

 

[Crippler]

house looks like shit.

 

[Dale]

God it must suck to be The Rock, what with his supposed failing movie career and only being able to spend $3m plus on a house that he won't spend much time in.

 

[Defiant]

house looks like shit.

Just put posters and shit all over the place. Or at least mandate that the housekeepers have to wear strange uniforms and address you as their lord.

 

[Deuce]

That place looks to fancy, it doesn't seem to fit Rock. I wouldn't even live in that place for FREE unless the whole place got a Home Makeover or some shit, it would make me feel like the Queen of England.

 

[Aniking]

I wouldn't even live in that place for FREE unless the whole place got a Home Makeover or some shit, it would make me feel like the Queen of England.

What the hell is wrong with you? I'm not a fan of some of the room looks, but I would give my left nut to live in that place for free.

It's a pretty sweet house nonetheless.

 

[We Are Legion]

Yes, posters are definitely what that nice house needs. Cheap pictures thumb-tacked to the walls...

House looks nice on the inside, not crazy about the front exterior though. Looks like it tries a little too hard.

 

[Crippler]

That place looks to fancy, it doesn't seem to fit Rock. I wouldn't even live in that place for FREE unless the whole place got a Home Makeover or some shit, it would make me feel like the Queen of England.

:kidding:

 

[Defiant]

Yes, posters are definitely what that nice house needs. Cheap pictures thumb-tacked to the walls...

House looks nice on the inside, not crazy about the front exterior though. Looks like it tries a little too hard.

It was just a minor solution to a minor complaint.

 

[PHX]

Guy is a movie star how does it look too fancy? lol. Would be a fool not to live in that for free for no other reason than to brag that I'm in a 3 million dollar home.

 

[We Are Legion]

Guy is a movie star how does it look too fancy? lol. Would be a fool not to live in that for free for no other reason than to brag that I'm in a 3 million dollar home.

My only serious complaint with the house is that it costs 3 million. Doesn't even look big enough to cost that much, really. Unless all that fancy furniture comes with the house, I'm guessing the price tag has a lot to do with the rich area it's in.

 

[Defiant]

Maybe Dwayne just really digs that old fashioned look. Rock could be a sophisticated motherfucker behind closed doors. Sits in his big comfy chair by the fireplace in a dim room, monocle on his face, velvet dressing gown, a scotch in one hand and a copy of Stephen Pinker in the other.

... The things I would do in a house like that.