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Can I be the exception? I wanna manage my good friend @Randy BortonYou cannot join the league just to be a manager. If you sign up, you MUST be able to play matches.
Can I be the exception? I wanna manage my good friend @Randy BortonYou cannot join the league just to be a manager. If you sign up, you MUST be able to play matches.
Can I be the exception? I wanna manage my good friend @Randy Borton
But we need to make THE BORT great again.
But we need to make THE BORT great again.
It doesn't MATTER if the BORT is dead or not. THE BORT is a legend that the REDACTEDs in this league needs.The Bort is dead. MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFEEEEE
It doesn't MATTER if the BORT is dead or not. THE BORT is a legend that the REDACTEDs in this league needs.
bless u bortdon't make me buy a PS4 only to kick your ass and teach you not to mess with me you little silly bish
jk i luv u
Tyson Frost needs to man up! Punch that bitch in the face or something!*Tyson is walking down a hallway, interacting with passing crew members by giving them high fives and joking around with them, when he accidently bumps into a very frustrated and embarrassed Vanessa York.*
Tyson: Woah, sorry there, Vanessa. Hey, you ok?
Vanessa: Define ok.
Tyson: Thaaaat's....a no. So, what has ruffled your feathers, princess?
Vanessa: It's nothing, just Des being...
Tyson: An absolute ass?
Vanessa: Yes. Basically, I just don't understand why everyone thinks I like Luis. I mean sure, he's a good looking guy but he's arrogant, annoying, self absorbed, over the top and generally just overbearing.
Tyson: Ok, V, take this from a guy that's been in the ring with him on multiple occasions. If the guy is passionate about something, he puts one hundred and ten percent into it. He might be an unbearable, egomanical pretty boy but he wouldn't bother if he didn't like you. So, yeah, you might not like him in the way he likes you. But you gotta give the guy his props, he is trying to get you to like him.
Vanessa: Ok, but that only brings up a better question. WHY DO YOU CARE?!?
Tyson: Hey! Keep it down, you'll make Des "The Generic Emo" Pierson think he's embarassed you. Truth be told, I've got a bet going on with some of the guys. I bet fifty dollars that you'd give the guy a chance so please just go out on one freaking date with him.
Vanessa: You're an asshole, you know that?
*Vanessa angrily walks down the hallway, Tyson has to jog to keep up with her and the titantron fades to black as Tyson pleads with Vanessa to help him win the bet.*
Honorable Mentions: @Hybrid @Emo
UN F
Wut!?! But...But...why?
*Des is sitting in the cafeteria, chatting with Reese MaCleod when he is approached by Thomas Drago*
Thomas Drago: Mr. Pierson, if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to ask you a few questions.
*Des slams his fist on the table, causing Thomas to jump*
Des Pierson: Thomas.
Thomas Drago: I'm sorry Mr. Pierson, I'll just be going-
*Des holds his hand up as a gesture for Thomas to stop*
Des Pierson: Sure I'll answer some questions. But in the future, just call me Des.
*Thomas breathes a sigh of relief before speaking again*
Thomas Drago: Yes, sorry Des. Anyways, I wanted to get your thoughts on your match with Luis Alvarado tonight.
Des Pierson: You mean, if he isn't too busy making out with Vanessa to show up for our match?
Thomas Drago: Well, I-
Des Pierson: If Luis shows up this week, then we will put on a great back and forth match-up, because even if we aren't competing for the World Championship, I will guarantee you that we are the two best in this business.
*Reese, who's still sitting next to Des, releases a forced cough, drawing Des' attention*
Des Pierson: Don't worry, you're definitely number three.
*Des grins at Reese, who just shakes his head and goes back to eating his food*
Thomas Drago: Well, do you think you will be walking out with the Iron Man Championship tonight?
Des PIerson: Hell if I know Thomas! I'm no fortune teller.
Thomas Drago: Sorry-
*With slight annoyance, Des responds*
Des Pierson: It's fine. Now is there anything else?
Thomas Drago: Yes, I just have one more question.
Des Pierson: Well, please get on with it, as me and Reese here were in the middle of a conversation.
Thomas Drago: Right. Well, Tyson Frost has been dropping your name a lot here lately, sending slight jabs in your direction. Have you anything to say in response?
Des Pierson: The only thing I have to say to Tyson is that he needs to get with the times. That guy is always wrapped up in the past. I mean seriously, I stopped the whole silent treatment with you guys over a month ago, and yet he's still talking as if I haven't spoken a word! Other than that though, no. For all I care, he can go join the rest of his washed-up family in hiding, because nobody cares to tune in whenever he's the one plastered on their television. Now, if you don't mind.
Thomas Drago: Yes Des. Thank you for your time.
*Thomas then quickly scurries away, clearly still fearful of the so called "Generic Emo," who returns to speaking to Exodus' next break out star*
Honorable Mentions: @Hybrid @SmudgyParasite @Jet Starr
No problem :bayley:Thanks for keeping me relevant :bige2: