The Hardcore Title Game

[Krisis]

Viper injects himself with the Titan formula and becomes as strong as Bane. He breaks Billy's back and pins him to become the new shit/hardcore champion

ViperRKO is blinded by scalding hot, booger-flavored coffee, compliments of Chaka Luther King. CLK rolls hims up for the pin to become SHIT Champion.

 

[Jay Dee]

JayDee stalks CLK, following him into some sewer tunnels he sneak attacks CLK. JayDee picks up CLK in a military press ands pins him to the ceiling.

1 - 2 - 3 and we have a new SHIT champion. JayDee then procceds to throw CLK into the literal shit river that is speeding towards the sewage works

 

[Postman Dave]

Speaking of speeding, JayDee is run down by a red shark driven by The Linebacker and his attorney. They quickly stop to pin him before grabbing the belt and continuing on to Vegas.

Linebacker: SHIT champion

 

[Jay Dee]

JayDee grips onto the tail of the car as it speeds off, he crawls up onto the roof and starts beating on it. Startled the driver careers off the road and smashes into a low rock. The Linebacker was not wearing his seatbelt and went flying out the window and Jay Dee flew through the air behind him. Linebacker hits the floor hard and JayDee land on top of him. 1 - 2 - 3

JayDee regains the SHIT title as the ambulances arrive and take linebacker and jaydee to separate hospitals

 

[Postman Dave]

My attorney takes JayDee to court over his attempts to kill me. The court rules him guilty and demand the title is returned to the Linebacker at his hospital bedside.

 

[Smart Marx]

A doctor arrives to check on Linebacker's condition when all of a sudden he knocks LB's head off with a bed pan.

The doc pulls of his mask to reveal #HEEL!

He covers Linebacker for the 1. 2. 3.

NEW SHIT CHAMPION #HEEL.

2-time SHIT Champion

 

[Catfish Billy]

Billy pulls an Orton and returns a couple hours after having his back broken.

Billy says that if #HEEL let's him win they will watch a Scott Hall marathon together. #HEEL agrees and Billy covers. New SHIT champion!

They are about to start to walk the marathon when Billy hits him with The Outsiders Edge and walks away with the belt. Hey Yo!

 

[Smart Marx]

Billy pulls an Orton and returns a couple hours after having his back broken.

Billy says that if #HEEL let's him win they will watch a Scott Hall marathon together. #HEEL agrees and Billy covers. New SHIT champion!

They are about to start to walk the marathon when Billy hits him with The Outsiders Edge and walks away with the belt. Hey Yo!

#HEEL knew of Billy's deception and had the REAL Scott Hall waiting in the wings. Outsiders' EDGE. 1. 2. 3.

NEW SHIT CHAMPION SCOTT HALL!

 

[Catfish Billy]

#HEEL knew of Billy's deception and had the REAL Scott Hall waiting in the wings. Outsiders' EDGE. 1. 2. 3.

NEW SHIT CHAMPION SCOTT HALL!

Scott Hall checks into rehab vacating the belt.

A 5000 men battle royal is held to crown the new SHIT Champion. After 2 days and 12 hours of nonstop mayhem Billy eliminates #HEEL to be crowned the new SHIT Champion.

 

[Smart Marx]

Scott Hall checks into rehab vacating the belt.

A 5000 men battle royal is held to crown the new SHIT Champion. After 2 days and 12 hours of nonstop mayhem Billy eliminates #HEEL to be crowned the new SHIT Champion.

After the refs review the tape, they reveal that only one of #HEEL's feet touched the floor. Heel maneuvers back into the ring and tosses Catfish Billy's monkey ass over the tope rope with both feet hitting the concrete.

NEW SHIT CHAMPION #HEEL!

3-time SHIT Champion

 

[Catfish Billy]

After the refs review the tape, they reveal that only one of #HEEL's feet touched the floor. Heel maneuvers back into the ring and tosses Catfish Billy's monkey ass over the tope rope with both feet hitting the concrete.

NEW SHIT CHAMPION #HEEL!

3-time SHIT Champion

What #HEEL didn't know was that before the match Billy cut off his legs and was using sticks as legs the whole time. The referee reviews the situation and restarts the match. Billy can't lose as he has no legs. Billy superkicks #HEEL onto the floor and is named champion!

 

[Smart Marx]

What #HEEL didn't know was that before the match Billy cut off his legs and was using sticks as legs the whole time. The referee reviews the situation and restarts the match. Billy can't lose as he has no legs. Billy superkicks #HEEL onto the world and is named champion!

Your entire body was on the floor. You lost regardless of your leg situation! :

The Commissioner says this match is over, hands the title back to it's rightful owner #HEEL.

 

[Catfish Billy]

Your entire body was on the floor. You lost regardless of your leg situation! :

The Commissioner says this match is over, hands the title back to it's rightful owner #HEEL.

The match stated that both feet had to touch the floor. I came up with the match so I can come up with the rules :

There is no Commissioner, he died in 2010 from the Gout and another one will not be announced until July.

Billy is still champion despite #HEEL's bullshit.

 

[Smart Marx]

The match stated that both feet had to touch the floor. I came up with the match.

There is no Commissioner, he died in 2010 from the Gout and another one will not be announced until July.

Billy is still champion despite #HEEL's bullshit.

That makes no sense whatsoever.

#HEEL announces his retirement... :

 

[Catfish Billy]

That makes no sense whatsoever.

#HEEL announces his retirement... :

Killjoy.

How does it not make sense? Most battle royals say both feet have to touch the ground to be eliminated. Billy had no legs and no feet so he could not be eliminated.

If it means so much, #HEEL win the belt. Billy pins him after. New SHIT Champion.