Total Divas The Comedy Wrestling Alliance {The C Tier Sim League by Blaine}

[Chris]

Actually throw in Papa Shango and Disco too since there will probably be room, cut Disco first if others want in though lol I might replace him anyway soon

 

[Spitfire]

Juicy Seltzer Exclusive:
Kodama of the 'The Batiri' had made it clear that his upcoming match for the championship - will be the pinnacle of his career and has vowed. If he loses the match, he will leave the group and retire from the wrestling business.

The group's leader Kobald - added that if Kodama did lose. A replacement would be found.
​

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

oh

Juicy Seltzer Exclusive:
Kodama of the 'The Batiri' had made it clear that his upcoming match for the championship - will be the pinnacle of his career and has vowed. If he loses the match, he will leave the group and retire from the wrestling business.

The group's leader Kobald - added that if Kodama did lose. A replacement would be found.
​

I thought Kodama was the leader but this works

 

[Spitfire]

You book it - i sell it.

 

[Sky]

Robbie E and Jesse Neal enter King of Extreme. Crimson doesn't care about that - he's out to destroy Orange Cassidy for having the audacity to eliminate him

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

It is also known that each King Of Extreme Match will be unsanctioned. No rules

Also Toru Yano will defend his briefcase in a Tables Match against Mr. RVD

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

King Of Extreme Tourney

32 Stars
One Winner who will get a CWA Title Shot next month
Sign Ups {ask to get in}:

Official Participants: Dan Severn, Papa Shango, Disco Inferno, Robbie E, Tajiri, Jesse Neal, Gangrel, CM Punk, Seth Rollins, Johnny Gargano, Jon Moxley, Randy Orton, Obariyon, Jeff Hardy, Dean Malenko, Simon Dean, Earthquake, The Miz, Spanky, RVD, X Pac, Andy Kaufman, Mosh, Thrasher, Scott Steiner, Spark Plug Holly, Eric Young, The Rock, Triple H, El Torito, Adam Cole, Kurt Angle

Also on the card

Stephanie McMahon vs Jillian Hall for the CWA Jersey Title

Kenny Omega {c} w/ Bullet Club vs Kodama w/ The Batiri
}CWA Championship{

X Factor {c} w/ X Pac vs Roman Reigns and Funaki
}CWA Tag Titles{

Orange Cassidy vs Crimson

Tables Match
RVD vs Toru Yano {c}
}MITB{

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

Adam Cole and Kurt Angle are the final 2 in the tourney

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

Round 1 {doing these seperately so I don't tire out}


Match #1:
Papa Shango vs Johnny Gargano

Winner: Johnny Gargano after reversing a ddt from Shango into a back body drop. Gargano would then superkick Shango in the side of the head and locked in a GarGaNO Escape, forcing Shango to tap out.

Match #2:
Scott Steiner vs Jesse Neal
Winner: Jesse Neal after reversing a top rope Frankeinsteiner with a sit out powerbomb. Neal would steal the victory over Steiner in a shocking manor.

Match #3:
Earthquake vs Mosh
Winner: Earthquake after dismantling Mosh's offense and running him into the corner with a bear hug. Earthquake would then squash Mosh with a Corner Splash into a Suplex.

Match #4:
Tajiri vs Simon Dean

Winner: Tajiri after catching Dean with a Buzzsaw Kick following some outside shenanigans with Robbie E.

Match #5:
Dean Malenko vs Robbie E

Winner: Robbie E after kicking Dean in his Malenko's during a Figure 4. Robbie E would Cradle Malenko for a cheap win.

Match #6:
The Miz vs Jon Moxley

Winner: Jon Moxley after reversing a Skull Crushing Finale into a Paradign Shift through a table. Post Match, Moxley would attack Miz until Orton came down to stop it.

Match #7:
Seth Rollins vs RVD

Winner: RVD after hitting Rollins with a Five Star Frog Splash through a tower of tables. RVD barely covered Rollins in an amazing debut for Rollins.

Match #8:
El Torito vs CM Punk

Winner: El Torito after Shango whacked Punk in the head with his Spooky Stick, sending Punk plummeting off a ladder. Torito hit a splash off a stepstool to win.

Match #9:
Eric Young vs Jeff Hardy

Winner: Jeff Hardy after hitting Young with 4 Twist of Fates. Young finally fell to the fourth one in an encounter that left both men bloody.

Match #10:
Triple H vs Gangrel

Winner: Triple H after hitting the leader of the Brood with a Pedigree.

Match #11:
The Rock vs Dan Severn

Winner: Dan Severn after reversing a Rock Bottom into a Beast Choker.

Match #12:
X Pac vs Spanky

Winner: X Pac after reversing a Sliced Bread into a Cutter. X Pac hit Spanky with the X Factor to win.

Match #13:
Thrasher vs Adam Cole

Winner: Thrasher after reversing a Panama Sunrise into a surprise Roll Up. With a grab of the tights, Adam Cole was pinned.

Match #14:
Andy Kaufman vs Obariyon

Winner: Andy Kaufman after laying Obar out with a DDT onto a chair.

Match #15:
Disco Inferno vs Randy Orton

WInner: Disco Inferno after Jon Moxley got involved. Hitting Orton with a Paradigm Shift, Inferno would take advantage of Moxley's help to pin Orton.

Match #16:
Kurt Angle vs Spark Plug Holly

Winner: Spark Plug Holly after breaking Angle's neck again with a neckbreaker. The match would be stopped, awarded Holly with the win!

News:
The Rock, Chyna, and Kurt Angle have been released. Source say they were conspiring an assassination against President of the CWA, Vince Russo, so they have been detained by the US Military​

 

[Chris]

Disco Inferno has announced that he's not undefeatable and to prove it has promised to retire if he loses another match

 

[Sky]

Right in the Malenkos

 

[Spitfire]

Disco Inferno has announced that he's not undefeatable and to prove it has promised to retire if he loses another match

Gimmick infringement!

 

[Chris]

When asked, Disco Inferno had no recollection of anyone called "The Batiri" on the roster

 

[Spitfire]

Hope you realise what you've created - a 7 month feud

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

Matches in Round 2

Gargano vs Holly
Neal vs Inferno
Earthquake/Kaufman
Tajiri/Thrasher
Robbie E/X Pac
Moxley/Severn
RVD/HHH
Torito/Jeff Hardy


SImming sooner or later