Total Divas The Comedy Wrestling Alliance {The C Tier Sim League by Blaine}

[Comrade Khan]

it's Justin Credible ad Albert in the TLC match

ok changed it to steiners winning then, with scott grabbing the belt

 

[Veidt]

Simon Dean & His Natural Disasters (Earthquake & Typhoon). Would love to see Simon Dean try to get those Disasters into shape.

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

We see ..... a sign. It was in the shape of a stop sign, with caution tape on it. Blood splattered on the tape. In the background, a wrestling ring is visible. Inside the ring is a logo of CWA. And then, in rolled R Truth!

R Truth was being chased by the other 13 in the SUPWC Title Match. The show wasn't even supposed to start for another 20 minutes! Oh well, start the show! WAIT!

El Torito entered the ring. This makes 15! Ring the bel!

SUPWC Title Match
Battle Royal

Summary:

This bout featured great wrestling from Eric Young. The MVP of this match was Vladimir Kozlov, eliminating Eric Young, Kizarny, Mojo Rawley, and Heidenreich before being eliminated by Barry Horowitz. The final four was Ariel, Lita, El Torito, and Barry Horowitz. Horowitz won after last eliminating El Torito.

The SUPWC Title changed hands 5 times. Gillberg pinned R Truth, Ariel eliminated Gillberg, Jesse Neal pinned Ariel, Stephanie McMahon eliminates Jesse Neal, and Horowitz pinned Steph.

Winner: Barry Horowitz {7:43}
1.5/5

{I didn't feel like resimming everything again. So I randomized the winner, elim order, and how many times the title changed hands. This will be removed from prediction forms}

~~~~~

After the Pre Show Match and the break, we hear some hard metal. In some bleachers and some old trucks are around 1832 fans all awaiting some action. VR was in the ring, accompanied by Dan Severn, Byron Saxton, and a man in a chicken suit.

VR: Hello my dear fans! Welcome to WrestleRaid, a better event than whatever slop David Arquette puts out. Did you hear the news? He's booking a doll against Carlito!

An eruption of laughing sound effects played out!

VR: Tonight, you'll get stuff you'll never see elsewhere. BLOOD! VIOLENCE! THE POTENTIAL FOR DEATH! And most importantly, the world greatest attraction! Dan Severn!

Severn began to. Say it with me. FLEX THOSE PEX!

Once VR finished his promo that went on for 7 minutes, it was time for our first match.

Camel Toe vs Cobra Fist
Lita vs Santino Marella

Spoiler

Lita wins after catching a Cobra with her Camel Toe. She would then somehow hit an Arm Drag and a Moonsault for the 1 2 3

Blaine Rating: 2/5

We then get a cutscene showing a building, where The Brood are cracking jokes. From behind, Chyna knocks out Robbie E and Tajiri with a pillow! Let's get it started!

PFOTH

Chyna vs Gangrel

Spoiler

Chyna wins after reversing an Impaler into a Powerbomb onto a pillow. Chyna would pin Gangrel for the 1 2 3

Blaine Rating: 2.5/5

Money In The Bank Match

Spoiler

After around 27 minutes of pure spotfest action, Robbie E was nearing the top of the ladder. Hardy had taken out Rock and Spanky took out Spears. Malenko and Miz were brawling somewhere. Robbie E had his hands on the briefcase, which quickly moved to his crotch! LOW BLOW FROM TORU YANO! Yano would yank Robbie off and hit him with a Superkick. Nobody was able to stop him! NOT LIKE THIS! Toru Yano is Mr. Money In The Bank!

Winner: Toru Yano
Blaine Rating: 3.75/5

XTreme Rules!
Kobald vs Pentagon Jr

Spoiler

Kobald wins after picking out of a Package Piledriver onto a steel chair. Kobald would managed to hit Pentagon in the throat with a Chair, before hitting a Potty Bomb for the 1 2 3.

Blaine Rating: 3.25/5

We cut to a room in a building. It has been straight up destroyed. Russo is cowarding in a corner as two beefy boys stare at him. We cut away to our next match.

TLC
CWA Tag Titles!

Spoiler

In a beautiful bout, Jeff did some more Batsh!t stuff, including a Swanton onto Scott Steiner through a tower of tables. Tokyo Paris were about to get the titles, but The Natural Disasters came in? The two beefy bois pushed the ladder down, sending Tokyo Paris through a table. They left the ring, allowing Justin Credible to set up another ladder to take the titles

Winners: X-Factor {New Tag Champs}
Blaine Rating: 4/5

Snake Pit Match
Randy Orton vs Papa Shango

Spoiler

Orton wins after reversing a Lariet into an Orton Slam onto a Python. The Python chased Shango, who was led into an RKO. Orton pushed Shango into the snake pit, winning the match.

Blaine Rating: 1.5/5

Kingdom CHampionship
2/3 Falls
Kenny Omega {c} vs Roman Reigns

Spoiler

1st Fall: Roman Reigns after catching a V Trigger with a Superman Punch {11:38}
2nd Fall: Kenny Omega after sending Roman flying into the Ring Post after Dodging a Spear. a V Trigger sent Reigns down. {22:47}
3rd Fall: Kenny Omega after he accidentally V-Triggered the Referee. Roman Speared Omega, but Roman was met with a Superkick from Johnny Gargano. Where was Funaki, probably listening to Barbie Girl preparing for his match. Anyways, Gargano hit Reigns with a Spike DDT, as he stared at Omega. He said "I want that title" as the two hit Reigns with a Golden Trigger. Lights out. Omega covered Reigns as the referee got up. 1 2 3 {43:31}

Winner: Kenny Omega
Blaine Rating: 4.75/5

Death Match!
Jon Moxley vs Spark Plug Holly!

Spoiler

IN a brutal match that probably left each man with broken bones, blood was leaking everywhere. The Head, Back, Belly, Arms, Legs, Butt. Moxley was gonna go for a Paradigm Shift of a 40ft Ladder through a table, but Holly reversed into a PILEDRIVER! OFF OF 40FT THROUGH A TABLE! Moxley had to be out as Holly covered Moxley. 1 .... 2..... 3.

Winner: Spark Plug Holly
Blaine Rating: 5/5

Wrestle Raid Main Event

RAID CITY MATCH

Spoiler

Brutal I tell ya. Funaki looked to have everything won, hitting HHH with a Rising Sun. BUT HE EATS A SPEAR FROM CRIMSON! Funaki and Crimson fly to the outside, where Gangrel and X Pac are fighting along with their factions. RVD scales the top rope. FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH ON HHH! 1 2 3!

Winner: RVD
Blaine Rating: 4/5

RVD closes out the show, as the first man to win in the Main Event of WrestleRaid

{I'm sorry it's low quality, I might go back in and edit some matches for more excitement. Moving back to the old format of PPV only. Will post the Royal Rumble Card in a bit
​

 

[Chris]

Yano as Mr. MITB you gotta be kidding me you know how many DVD's he could fit in that briefcase?

 

[Just Juice]

KOBALD BITCH!​

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

Literally nobody I wanted to win won with X Rules and the Death Match

 

[Chris]

Such is life in the Sim world

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

The Royal Rumble

May!

Match Card!

Kenny Omega and Johnny Gargano vs Roman Reigns and Funaki

Tag Team Titles
X-Factor {c} w/ X Pac vs The Brood w/ Gangrel

The Debut
Natural Disasters w/ Simon Dean vs Tokyo Paris

30-Man Royal Rumble for the CWA Title
w/ Andy Kaufman as #30, RVD as CWA Champ, and 28 more.
{ask to enter, I will also put people in if needed}

Final 4 of the Jersey Championship Tournament

Jersey Championship will be simmed soon, the Final 4 will be done at the event​

 

[Chris]

Dan Severn for the Rumble

 

[Just Juice]

Kobald accepts his 0.5% share in the company for beating a wrestlers 100x better than him.

 

[Comrade Khan]

Yano as Mr. MITB you gotta be kidding me you know how many DVD's he could fit in that briefcase?

you know my toru yano MITB run is going to be the best damn part of the show/

 

[Comrade Khan]

Once Kenny beats Gargano again, let them form a tag team. KENNY NEEDS MOAR GOOOOOOOOOOOLD

edit: you already did ,I'm an idiot

 

[Just Juice]

Jeff reads everything - remembers nothing...

 

[Comrade Khan]

Jeff reads everything - remembers nothing...

It's dat weed

 

[Comrade Khan]

kenny will do double duty and enter the rumble, as will orange and yano.