The action kicked with one person. Dan Severn. Tajiri looked to pick a fight with Severn, which lead to Severn knocking a few of his teeth out. Tajiri was out for the count as Severn threw him over the top rope.
16th Place: Tajiri [By: Dan Severn] \ 0:43 /
Now that Tajiri was out, Robbie E attacked Severn. Tokyo Paris and The Batiri were fighting, Matt and Rick were by the ropes, and Albert just hit Thrasher with a Spinebuster. Dupree just hit Obar with a Cutter while Kodama was leaning on the ropes. Suzuki went for a clothesline to eliminate Kodama, but Kodama ducked. And Kodama picked Suzuki up and almost dumped him outta the ring. Dupree attempted to stop Kodama, but he was also picked up. Now Tokyo Paris was on the apron, and they were both clotheslined off by Kodama
15th/14th Place: Kenzo Suzuki and Renee Dupree [By: Kodama] \ 2:15 /
Kodama waved bye to Tokyo Paris before looking to his side. Obar was sent out of the ring by a Mr. Disco Inferno
13th Place: Obariyon [By: Disco Inferno] \ 2:26 /
Inferno and Kodama began to brawl. Mosh was knocked out by a Haymaker from Severn, but Severn got into a fight with Scott. Thrasher almost eliminated Justin Credible, barely leaning over the ropes. So Jeff came from behind and dumped out Thrasher.
12th Place: Thrasher [By: Jeff Hardy] \ 3:49 /
Jeff then attempted to eliminate Credible, but that failed. Mosh got to his feet before eating a dropkick from Robbie E. Rick Steiner then came from behind Robbie E and went for a German Suplex. Robbie E landed on his feet though and hit a FTD. Robbie picked Rick up and eliminated the inferior Steiner.
11th Place: Rick Steiner [By: Robbie E] \ 5:55 /
Robbie E then walked over to Scott and ordered him to eliminate Severn. Scott yelled at Robbie that nobody tells him what to do, hits Robbie with a belt, then clothesline Dan Severn outta the match.
10th Place: Dan Severn [By: Scott Steiner] \ 6:37 /
Matt had Albert in the corner, punishing him. Robbie E was getting up from the belt strike, where he was met by Mosh. The fans began to cheer for Mosh. Before Mosh could attack Robbie, in came Tajiri! INTERFERENCE BOOO! Tajiri hit Mosh with a Buzzsaw Kick and quickly left, allowing Robbie to throw Mosh out.
9th Place: Mosh [By: Robbie E] \ 7:22 /
Now every man was tied up. Justin and Jeff, Scott and Robbie, Matt and Albert, and Kodama and Disco. Except ... Disco hit Kodama with an Eat Dafeet! and Albert almost threw Matt out. While Albert was focusing on Matt, Inferno came out and booted him in the head. Scott threw Robbie into the corner and looked at Albert. Albert was fat so elimination was not easy. Matt and Disco struggled, so Scott made his way over. The three would work together to eliminate Albert!
8th Place: Albert [By: Matt Hardy, Scott Steiner, and Disco Inferno] \9:48 /
Matt was sitting on the apron as the three looked at Albert. And then Steiner booted Matt off. Bye Bye!
7th Place: Matt Hardy [By: Scott Steiner] \9:57/
Jeff noticed Scott eliminate Matt so he did was he does best. Crazy stuff. He managed to go Coast to Coast on Scott, leaping onto his back for a Sleeper Hold. Scott was fading as he leaned on the ropes. HUH!? Inferno rushed over to Scott and peeled Jeff's legs from around his waste! And Inferno pushes Hardy onto the apron. And then Inferno boots Jeff off.
6th Place: Jeff Hardy [By: Disco Inferno] \12:10/
I supposed now would be a good time to go see our old friends. Kodama was now striking Inferno in the head as Robbie E finally got up. And in front of him was Justin Credible. WHO PUT ON A TONY SCHIAVONE MASK! Robbie E got scared and scampered over the ropes. He got hung up though, so Inferno threw him out.
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