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also LFG Omega! kill that tiny jobber!
 

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either that or write off toru and gimme Fenix to tag with Penta lol
 

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Imma probably do something else to start writing off RL and Carter's peeps

ah i didnt notice it was those owners. yeah that makes mroe sense dude. just form the comedy team post big event then if u like it :)
 

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Women's CWA Jersey Title Tourney!

CWA Roster Members:
Chyna
Lita
Ariel
Rhea Ripley
Stephanie McMahon
Becky Lynch

Non-Roster Members:
Demon Allie {Juice}
Maki Itoh {Jeff}
Jillian Hall {Chris}
 
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CWA Matchcard!

Light Out Match
Crimson vs RVD

If Funaki Wins he takes Brian Cage's Spot
Funaki vs Brian Cage

Rhea Ripley vs Lita

8 Team Battle Royal
The Hardy Boyz vs The Batiri vs The Steiners vs X-Factor vs Funkin' and Punchin' vs The Brood vs The Headbangers vs Tokyo Paris
 
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A dark lonely night. Triple H was sitting next to a graveyard, where a funeral session was happening. Tony Schiavone rests in our hearts. HHH heard Gangrel somewhere laughing. Robbie E killed Schiavone. And those two along with Tajiri were creating a ruckus. Who could stop them anyways. Gangrel spat on Schiavone's grave from afar before The Brood rode off in a honda.

CWA SHOCKWAVE!

MC: Welcome to CWA Shockwave! I'm joined tonight by Dude Love. Robbie E is not here right now, as he's preparing for his battle royal in the upcoming minutes. Let's take you back to last week when Funaki and Roman Reigns wreaked havoc.

DL: That was unsweet! But tonight, Funaki takes on Brian Cage for the spot in the Raid City match!

MATCH #1
Tag Team Battle Royal


The action kicked with one person. Dan Severn. Tajiri looked to pick a fight with Severn, which lead to Severn knocking a few of his teeth out. Tajiri was out for the count as Severn threw him over the top rope.

16th Place: Tajiri [By: Dan Severn] \ 0:43 /

Now that Tajiri was out, Robbie E attacked Severn. Tokyo Paris and The Batiri were fighting, Matt and Rick were by the ropes, and Albert just hit Thrasher with a Spinebuster. Dupree just hit Obar with a Cutter while Kodama was leaning on the ropes. Suzuki went for a clothesline to eliminate Kodama, but Kodama ducked. And Kodama picked Suzuki up and almost dumped him outta the ring. Dupree attempted to stop Kodama, but he was also picked up. Now Tokyo Paris was on the apron, and they were both clotheslined off by Kodama

15th/14th Place: Kenzo Suzuki and Renee Dupree [By: Kodama] \ 2:15 /

Kodama waved bye to Tokyo Paris before looking to his side. Obar was sent out of the ring by a Mr. Disco Inferno

13th Place: Obariyon [By: Disco Inferno] \ 2:26 /

Inferno and Kodama began to brawl. Mosh was knocked out by a Haymaker from Severn, but Severn got into a fight with Scott. Thrasher almost eliminated Justin Credible, barely leaning over the ropes. So Jeff came from behind and dumped out Thrasher.

12th Place: Thrasher [By: Jeff Hardy] \ 3:49 /

Jeff then attempted to eliminate Credible, but that failed. Mosh got to his feet before eating a dropkick from Robbie E. Rick Steiner then came from behind Robbie E and went for a German Suplex. Robbie E landed on his feet though and hit a FTD. Robbie picked Rick up and eliminated the inferior Steiner.

11th Place: Rick Steiner [By: Robbie E] \ 5:55 /

Robbie E then walked over to Scott and ordered him to eliminate Severn. Scott yelled at Robbie that nobody tells him what to do, hits Robbie with a belt, then clothesline Dan Severn outta the match.

10th Place: Dan Severn [By: Scott Steiner] \ 6:37 /

Matt had Albert in the corner, punishing him. Robbie E was getting up from the belt strike, where he was met by Mosh. The fans began to cheer for Mosh. Before Mosh could attack Robbie, in came Tajiri! INTERFERENCE BOOO! Tajiri hit Mosh with a Buzzsaw Kick and quickly left, allowing Robbie to throw Mosh out.

9th Place: Mosh [By: Robbie E] \ 7:22 /

Now every man was tied up. Justin and Jeff, Scott and Robbie, Matt and Albert, and Kodama and Disco. Except ... Disco hit Kodama with an Eat Dafeet! and Albert almost threw Matt out. While Albert was focusing on Matt, Inferno came out and booted him in the head. Scott threw Robbie into the corner and looked at Albert. Albert was fat so elimination was not easy. Matt and Disco struggled, so Scott made his way over. The three would work together to eliminate Albert!

8th Place: Albert [By: Matt Hardy, Scott Steiner, and Disco Inferno] \9:48 /

Matt was sitting on the apron as the three looked at Albert. And then Steiner booted Matt off. Bye Bye!

7th Place: Matt Hardy [By: Scott Steiner] \9:57/

Jeff noticed Scott eliminate Matt so he did was he does best. Crazy stuff. He managed to go Coast to Coast on Scott, leaping onto his back for a Sleeper Hold. Scott was fading as he leaned on the ropes. HUH!? Inferno rushed over to Scott and peeled Jeff's legs from around his waste! And Inferno pushes Hardy onto the apron. And then Inferno boots Jeff off.

6th Place: Jeff Hardy [By: Disco Inferno] \12:10/

I supposed now would be a good time to go see our old friends. Kodama was now striking Inferno in the head as Robbie E finally got up. And in front of him was Justin Credible. WHO PUT ON A TONY SCHIAVONE MASK! Robbie E got scared and scampered over the ropes. He got hung up though, so Inferno threw him out.
5th Place: Robbie E [By: Justin Credible] \13:03/

It's the Final 4! Justin Credible, Scott Steiner, Kodama, and Disco Inferno. Inferno got to work on everyone else. But when he got to Kodama, he was hit in his little Disco Balls with a Chain. Kodama would then eliminate Inferno to an eruption of boo's.

4th Place: Disco Inferno [By: Kodama] \14:58/

Kodama would laugh at Inferno before being dumped out by Justin Credible. WHO THEN GETS DUMPED OUT BY SCOTT STEINER! SCOTT STEINER WINS!

Winner: The Steiner Bros \15:21/
Blaine Rating: 2.5/5



After the Battle Royal, we cut to a backstage area. Roman Reigns is listening to Funaki speak. Barry Horowitz enters the room and lets Funaki know he's up.


WINNER IS IN THE RAID CITY MATCH
Funaki w/ Roman Reigns vs Brian Cage

This bout was a squash for the newly refound Funaki. Dropkicks, superkicks, shin kicks. Brian Cage couldn't keep up. And Funaki pinned Cage with a Rising Sun.

Winner: Funaki \5:32/
Blaine Rating: .75/5


After the match, Security would enter the ring. Brian Cage was busted for steroids! And now he's going to federal jail for a few decades. Funaki posed in the ring with Roman Reigns. Could Funaki be the next CWA Champ? We'll just wait and see.

Following that match, we cut back to the graveyard. Gangrel is seen walking over to Schiavone's grave following the funeral. Gangrel would spit some tobacco, leading to Hunter walking over. As Gangrel was laughing, he was pushed to the ground by HHH. Before the two could fight, we cut back to the arena.

Rhea Ripley vs Lita!

Rhea Ripley caught Lita with a Big Boot. She hooks the arm! RIPTIDE!

Winner: Rhea Ripley \8:51/
Blaine Rating: 2.75/5



We cut backstage to a scene with Moxley sharpening a knife. He plans to destroy Holly at WrestleRaid! And now we get to Match 4!

Match 4 out of 5
Kenny Omega (2) vs Johnny Gargano (1)

Gargano and Omega gave their all in this match. Spike DDTs, Sperkicks, V Triggers. Same old format, but felt new. Gargano was desperate, pulling out underhanded tactics. Omega would hit back with hard hitting hits. And then, the climax. Gargano had Omega in the GargaNO Escape. Omega looked to be fading, but he poked the eye! V Trigger! Gargano fell onto his back! BUT WHAT'S THIS?! KENNY OMEGA LOCKS IN HIS OWN GARGANO ESCAPE!? Gargano has nowhere to go. AND GARGANO FADES! KENNY OMEGA IS THE KINGDOM CHAMPION!

Winner & New Kingdom Champion: Kenny Omega!
Blaine Rating: 5/5


Omega held the Kingdom Title high. He was the inaugural champ!

Main Event!

Lights Out Match:
Crimson vs RVD

RVD and Crimson basically killed each other. Not literally though. Glass shots, chair shots, piledriver onto concrete. It all ended with Crimson and RVD bloody. RVD had Crimson on a bed of nails. He climbed the top rope! FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!? CRIMSON MOVED! RVD went into the bed of nails, screaming in pain. Blood was pouring as Crimson pulled him off. AND SKY HIGH! IT'S OVER!

Winner: Crimson \23:19/
Blaing Rating: 4.5/5


Crimson stands over RVD as the medics come out. This saturday was gonna be huge.



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Official CWA WrestleRaid Card and Prediction Sheet will be up soon
 
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Winner & New Kingdom Champion: Kenny Omega!


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Raid City Match
CWA Championship
RVD {c} vs Crimson vs Triple H vs Gangrel vs Funaki vs X Pac

Snake Pit Match
Randy Orton vs Papa Shango

TLC
CWA Tag Titles
The Hardyz {c} vs The Batiri vs The Steiner Bros vs X-Factor vs Funkin' n Punchin' vs The Brood vs The Headbangers vs Tokyo Paris

Money In The Bank
Robbie E vs Toru Yano vs Shawn Spears vs Jeff Hardy vs The Miz vs The Rock vs Dean Malenko vs Spanky

Super Ultra Hardcore Death Race Match
Jon Moxley w/ Mr. Mitch vs Spark Plug Holly

Pillow Fight On the Heights Match
Chyna vs Gangrel

Extreme Rules
Kobald vs Pentagon Jr

SUPWC Battle Royal!
Gillberg vs R Truth {C} vs Shockmaster vs Stephanie McMahon vs Eric Young vs Andy Kaufman vs Orange Cassidy vs Kizarny vs Barry Horowitz vs Jesse Neal vs Ariel vs Heidenreich vs Vladimir Kozlov vs Mojo Rawley

Cobra Arm vs Camel T0e
Santino Marella vs Lita

Kingdom Championship
2/3 Falls
Kenny Omega (c) vs Roman Reigns

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Predictions

1) Predict the winner of each match. {1 Point each}
2) Predict the order of each match. {1 Point Each}
3) Who gets the most eliminations in the SUPWC Battle Royal? {5 Points}
4) Who takes the pinfall in the Raid City Match? {10 Points}
5) Who climbs the ladder to take the Tag Titles {4 Points}
[Bonus] 6) How many times will the SUPWC Title Change Hands {10 Points}
 
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Oh yeah, if you win, you get an extra wrestler spot. Told ya you would get ways to earn it
 

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Raid city match: winner FUNAKI
Snake pit match: Randy Orton
TLC: steiners
money i nthe bank: toru yanno baybay!
death match: mox
puillowfight: chyna
x rule: penta
camel toe: lita
battle royal: barry horowitz
kingdom champ: omega

order:

1 - Camel toe match
2 - snake pit match
3 - TLC
4 - x rules
5 - pillow fight
6 - MITB
7 - death match
8- Battle Royal
9 - Kingdom Championship match
10- Raid City Match

Heinderich gets most eliminations

Gangrel takes the pin

scott steiner climbs the ladder

title changes hands 3 times
 
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Raid city match: winner FUNAKI
Snake pit match: Randy Orton
TLC: X factor
money i nthe bank: toru yanno baybay!
death match: mox
puillowfight: chyna
x rule: penta
camel toe: lita
battle royal: barry horowitz
kingdom champ: omega

order:

1 - Camel toe match
2 - snake pit match
3 - TLC
4 - x rules
5 - pillow fight
6 - MITB
7 - death match
8- Battle Royal
9 - Kingdom Championship match
10- Raid City Match

Heinderich gets most eliminations

Gangrel takes the pin

x pac climbs the ladder

title changes hands 3 times
it's Justin Credible ad Albert in the TLC match