Total Divas The Comedy Wrestling Alliance {The C Tier Sim League by Blaine}

[TOP GUY TIME]

Throw all my guys in

Who are they again?

 

[Chris]

Papa Shango, Disco Inferno, and Dan Severn

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Robbie E enters the Rumble. So do my other guys if they haven't already got a match and aren't champions at the time

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Robbie E enters the Rumble. So do my other guys if they haven't already got a match and aren't champions at the time

THe Royal Rumble is gonna be the only match at the event for the CWA title, so sure

 

[RDK]

Renee Dupree would like to enter and represent Tokyo Paris

 

[CakeWalker]

The Batiri will just be ringside for Kodama

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

CWA Insider:

Report By: Juice Meltzer

The CWA Royal Rumble will be listed as a 30-Man Match for the CWA Title. Exterior Factors have confirmed that Vince Russo will include some non-roster members inside the rumble. As well as that, Byron Saxton has been confirmed to be the head GM of CWA.​

 

[Chris]

Byron

Also I think you've used it before but I love Juice Meltzer lol

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

CWA Weekly #3 Card!

Match 3 outta 5 for the Kingdom Title
Kenny Omega (1) vs Johnny Gargano (1)

Andy Kaufman vs Orange Cassidy

Dan Severn w/ Disco Inferno vs Matt Hardy w/ Jeff Hardy

RVD, X Pac w/ Justin Credible and Albert, Brian Cage and vs Crimson, Triple H, and Gangrel w/ Robbie E and Tajiri

The Miz vs Dean Malenko​

 

[Buffy]

The Man Becky Lynch, The Nightmare Ripley and Roman Reigns.

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

CWA Weekly #3

Results and Summary Brought to you by: Juicey Seltzer

We open up our show to a photo of David Arquette on a dart board. Then a dart flies through his head as we turn to Vince Russo. In the corner is his bodyguard Dan Severn.

VR: "Stupid Arquette. First he killed WCW now he's killing us in profit.

Before Russo could throw another dart, the door busted open. In came Byron Saxton, followed by Funaki.

Russo: What is it Byron?

Saxton: Funaki has requested a meeting.

Russo simply shook his head as Severn stepped out of the room.

~~~~~

The Wonderpets Theme Song plays as Michael Cole, Dude Love, and Robbie E sitting on Tony Schiavone's Coffin greets us. Then Orange Cassidy comes out to the ring. OC has a microphone, and begins to talk about Andy Kaufman. He talks about how Kaufman's face is small. This leads to Andy Kaufman coming out to begin the match.

ORANGE CASSIDY VS ANDY KAUFMAN

Spoiler

OC wins via Count-Out:

Orange Cassidy did classic Orange Cassidy stuff while Kaufman struggled to get the offense in. OC would dropkick Kaufman outta the ring, leading to Kaufman getting angry. He tried to get in the ring, but was hit with a Baseball Slide ... superkick? Listen nobody knows how OC works. All I know is Kaufman is out cold and outside of the ring.

Winner: Orange Cassidy via Count-Out {7:32} (2.25/5)

The screen cuts away to Byron Saxton and VR speaking with Funaki.

VR: So, you want my money? For what?

Funaki: [In Japanese] I found a man! While he doesn't wrestle anymore, he'll be perfect for managing people!

VR: Saxton what is he saying I don't speak Japanese.

Saxton: I think what he's telling you is that uhh. [Checks Script] He has found a man to be his manager.

VR: Alright then, tell me more.

The camera cuts away as we cut to the ring for The Miz vs Dean Malenko

THE MIZ VS DEAN MALENKO

Spoiler

The Miz had Malenko in the Corner and went for a MIZ Clothesline. Malenko would reverse it though and slammed Miz down. He then locked in the Figure Four, going for the submission. BUT NO! Miz rolled onto his stomach to break the pressure and got up before Malenko. As Malenko got up, Miz would lock in and hit the Skull Crushing Finale for the 1 2 3.

Winner: The Miz via Pinfall {11:31} (3.25/5)

After that match, we cut to backstage WHERE A FIGHT HAS BROKEN OUT! Moxley and Spark Plug Holly are going to blows! Moxley hits Holly in the head with an Exploding Barbwire Bat. BUT WHAT THE HECK! HOLLY HAS A GUN! Before Holly could shoot, Byron Saxton breaks things up. And we cut back to VR's room.

~~~~~

Funaki: [In Japanese] So, he's from an island! It's a cool place!

VR: Yeah Yeah, can he make me money?

Funaki: [In Japanese] YES! DEFINITELY!

VR: Well then, Imma take that as a yes. Just shake my hand and he's in the company.

Funaki shook Russo's hand as we cut back to catering. Gillberg is busy eating steak when suddenly a women comes up to him. They take a selfie before the women slams her phone into Gillberg's face. HEY THAT'S NO WOMEN! THAT'S R TRUTH! R TRUTH PINS GILLBERG!

New SUPWC Champ: R Truth

Now that we have a new SUPWC Champ, it's Severn vs Matt time.

DAN SEVERN VS MATT HARDY
Disco Inferno in Severn's Corner
Jeff in Matt's Corner

Spoiler

Matt had Severn on the top rope. Inferno and Jeff were arguing on the outside as Matt went for an Avalanche Side Effect. But Severn got off the top rope and pulled Matt off his feet. Matt tumbled to the floor, landing on his shoulder. This allowed Severn to lock in a Beast Choker. Before Matt could tap or escape, he passed out.

Winner: Dan Severn by Submission {9:35} (3/5)

After the match, out came Tokyo Paris. The two stars began to beat down on Inferno and Jeff with Chairs. Before Severn could leave the ring, The Batiri and The Brood attacked him. And then entered X Factor. The four heel teams began to beat on FnF and The Hardyz until! OMG! THE STEINER BROS ARE HERE! Scott and Rick have turned face and are helping the two babyfaces! AND SO ARE THE HEADBANGERS! THIS IS CHAOS! As the eight teams fought, VR came out. He announced a battle royal for the Go-Home Show and promised the winners something good

After that carnage, we see a new face. RHEA RIPLEY! Rhea Ripley begins to talk about the womens division of CWA. She talks about how it will rise up. And we get an announcement!

YOU! YES YOU! HAVE 3 CHARACTERS BUT WANNA JOIN THE WOMEN'S DIVISION?! WELL YOU ARE IN LUCK! After the Royal Rumble, I will host a Tournament to crown the first ever CWA Jersey Championship, which is the women's title. The final 4 of this tournament will become permanent members of the roster, even if you already have three. The results will be randomized and so will the tournament standings. The following women are confirmed to be competing

Stephanie McMahon
Lita
Ariel
Chyna
Rhea Ripley
Becky Lynch

1 Woman per person if they have max picks. If you choose to replace a pick with a woman, that's fine. If you only have 2 picks, you may add a woman if you wish!

Now that that was done, it's time for match 3 of the BO5S

Kenny Omega (1) vs Johnny Gargano (1)
Match 3 out of 5

Spoiler

Once again, MOTN. Gargano and Omega went to war tonight. Gargano almost hit a beautiful Superkick reversal of a V-Trigger, but that never happened. Gargano almost made Omega tap to a GargaNO Escape, but Omega would escape. After that, Gargano went for a Superkick, which was reversed into a One Winged Angel! Gargano almost kicked out, but he couldn't move his body enough. OMEGA WINS!

Winner: Kenny Omega via Pinfall {21:38} (4.25/5)

Omega was only one step away from becoming the Kingdom Champion!

After Gargano/Omega, we got our main event.

Triple H, Crimson, and Gangrel vs RVD, Brian Cage, and X Pac

Spoiler

This was a great mixture of skills. With X Factor and The Brood coming to blows on the outside, despite both being bad guys, lead to a Match Wide Rivalry between Gangrel and X Pac. HHH took out Cage around 9 minutes with a Brutal Spinebuster to the outside and Crimson/RVD brawled to the back. HHH entered the ring before X Pac could hit Gangrel with an X Factor. Hitting a brutal knee strike to the head of X Pac, Pac was stunned. This allowed Gangrel to hit Pac with an Impaler for the victory.

Winners: Crimson, HHH, and Gangrel {17:37} (4/5)

After the match, Funaki came out to the ring. Funaki said he was about to make the biggest impact ever, in Japanese of course. HHH didn't buy it and looked to attack Funaki. BUT WHAT? SUPERMAN PUNCH TO HHH. Roman Reigns is here in CWA! HHH was down as Funaki laughed at Gangrel, who quickly left the scene with The Brood. X Pac was slowly getting up as Funaki waited for him. X Pac was up to one knee and BOOM! RISING SUN! Funaki and Roman Reigns stood over HHH and X Pac as the show comes to a close.

Spoiler

Report By:
Juicey Seltzer

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[Chris]

Wonderpets theme song

 

[CakeWalker]

Results and Summary Brought to you by: Juicey Seltzer

We open up our show to a photo of David Arquette on a dart board. Then a dart flies through his head as we turn to Vince Russo. In the corner is his bodyguard Dan Severn.

VR: "Stupid Arquette. First he killed WCW now he's killing us in profit.

Blaine connecting the universe....a multiverse now exists

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

CWA WrestleRaid Match Card
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Raid City Match CWA Championship​ RVD {c} vs Crimson vs Triple H vs Gangrel vs Brian Cage vs X Pac Potential Competitor: Funaki Snake Pit Match Randy Orton vs Papa Shango TLC CWA Tag Titles The Hardyz {c} vs The Batiri vs The Steiner Bros vs X-Factor vs Funkin' n Punchin' vs The Brood vs The Headbangers vs Tokyo Paris Money In The Bank Robbie E vs Toru Yano vs Shawn Spears vs Jeff Hardy vs The Miz vs The Rock vs Dean Malenko vs Spanky Super Ultra Hardcore Death Race Match Jon Moxley w/ Mr. Mitch vs Spark Plug Holly Pillow Fight On the Heights Match Chyna vs Gangrel Extreme Rules Kobald vs Pentagon Jr SUPWC Battle Royal! Gillberg vs R Truth {C} vs Shockmaster vs Stephanie McMahon vs Eric Young vs Andy Kaufman vs Orange Cassidy vs Kizarny vs Barry Horowitz vs Jesse Neal vs Ariel vs Heidenreich vs Vladimir Kozlov vs Mojo Rawley Cobra Arm vs Camel T0e Santino Marella vs Lita ~~~~~ Kenny Omega vs Johnny Gargano will happen if Match 4 is awarded to Johnny Gargano​

 

[Comrade Khan]

Blaine, thoughts on forming a heel comedy tag team of toru yano and OC post wrestleraid?