Bar of Doom @ Moscow, Russia
January 12th
Commentary Team:
Michael Cole
Tony Schiavone
Brother Love
| First Match |
Dan Severn (0-0) vs Mojo Rawley (0-0)
The MMA Star and the Football Star entered the ring for the Shoot Fight. Rawley rushed Severn with a Shoulder Bash, but Severn reversed it into a Rear Naked Choke. Severn then quickly let go of Rawley and kneed him in the head. This stunned Rawley, leaving him open for a Beast Choker, causing Rawley to pass out.
VICTOR: Dan Severn {0:34}
Rating: 2/5
Following Severn's quick victory, CEO Vince Russo came out to celebrate with him. The Commentators debated whether this was a celebration of a victory or between two Associates.
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Before the next match, we had a few sponsorships from McDonald's, Twitter, and some Offbrand Apple Company. This transitioned into our second match, which was The Batiri vs The Headbangers.
| Second Match |
{Forgot a Gimmick match so, 17 Minute Time Limit}
The Batiri {Kodama and Obariyon} (0-0) vs The Headbangers (0-0)
Kodama and Mosh started things off. Kodama quickly took advantage, wrapping Mosh's leg into an Ankle Lock. This would continue for a good 4 minutes, leaving Mosh's left leg useless after the fact. Kodama tagged in Obariyon, with the two catching Mosh with a Neckbreaker/Powerbomb combo.
Obariyon would continue to brutalize Mosh, before throwing him into Thrasher. Thrasher fell to the ringside before being attacked by Kodama. For the next 7 minutes, Mosh and Thrasher would be destroyed by The Batiri, with Mosh getting Mercy with a Seventh Circle for the victory.
Victors: The Batiri {16:39} {All of that is offense from the Batiri}
Rating: 2/5
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Funaki(0-0) vs Disco Inferno (0-0)
The Batiri celebrated their Round one victory as we cut to a room backstage with 4 heaters. Funaki was sitting in there, doing Funaki things. And then in came some Disco Divas {Some random girls that were found on the street. The only thing that is censoring them is Pom Poms}. They introduced Disco Inferno to the match, and the door was shut. Funaki and Inferno were already sweating and tired.
The two started by locking up in Collar-And-Elbow tie up. Inferno quickly moved the Tie Up into his favor, hitting Funaki with a Sidewalk slam. Turns out this is a room backstage, so it has a Concrete Floor. Funaki rolled in pain as Inferno stomped on him. Inferno would then pick Funaki up and go for a Samoan Drop, but Funaki would elbow him in the side of the neck. Inferno let go of Funaki as Funaki pulled Inferno to one of the heaters. And then he held the side of Inferno's face to the heater, burning it.
Funaki let go of Inferno, before attempting to Boot him in the side of the head. Inferno moved out of the way, causing Funaki to boot the heater instead. Inferno found a metal pipe and whacked Funaki in the back with it. Inferno would continue to lay into Funaki, before dropping the Pipe. Inferno hit Funaki with a German Suplex, causing Funaki to roll in pain. It was dangerously close to his neck, but Funaki was in to much pain. Inferno picked Funaki up, and threw him into the Heater. This burnt Funaki's skin as Well, before he was stomped into the Heather. This almost knocked Funaki out as Inferno hit Funaki with a Chartbuster. Funaki fell back onto the floor as Inferno covered Funaki.
Funaki kicked out at two, and the two would continue to trade offense, @ 17 minutes, Inferno received a Low Blow from Funaki, before Funaki went for a Rising Sun. Inferno pushed him before hitting Funaki with a Chartbuster, finishing the match. Inferno would then pass out from exhaustiveness and heatstroke.
WINNER: Disco Inferno (17:39)
Star Rating: 4/5
Now that Funaki and Inferno were being seen my Medics and other Personel, we could get our next match underway. The white ropes were replaced with Red as Spark Plug Holly was in the ring. He couldn't use Weapons so he had to resort to the next best thing, fists. Gargano came out to the ring next, taunting Holly with a Steel Chair. He threw the chair into the crowd, hitting an unknown bystander. Gargano entered the ring to get the match going.
Johnny Gargano (0-0) vs Spark Plug Holly (0-0)
This was a fun match, with Holly beating the Devil out of Gargano. Gargano didn't only get beat up though, getting a good amount of Offense in himself. In the Rising part of this match, Gargano hit Holly with a Superkick, sending him outside the ring. Gargano would then manage to hit Holly with a Spike DDT somehow, standing over the Hardcore Icon. As Gargano was taunting Holly and the crowd, he had his back turned to a Bloody Machine. Commentator Michael Cole yelled out "IT'S BRIAN CAGE! THE BLOODY MACHINE!"
Gargano turned around slowly as Brian Cage picked him up, and threw him over his head into some empty chairs. Cage would then tackle him into the empty area, bashing a bloody chair onto his head. The referee was forced to call a no contest due to both Holly and Gargano being out cold.
Victor: Brian Cage? {11:29}
Star Rating: Brian Cage/5
Now that that trainwreck was over, we could get to Spanky vs Kizarni. The two entered the ring as the ropes went ablaze.
Spanky (0-0) vs Kizarni (0-0)
Well, I don't know what moves Kendrick used as Spanky, but imma assume some spanks.
This was ... awkward. Spanks and Hair Pulling. Eventually, Spanky would spank Kizarni hard enough to send him into the ropes as Spanky clotheslined KIzarni over. Yeah, that happened. But Spanky was the CWA SUPWC Champion.
Winner: Spanky (6:32)
Star Rating: Gay/5
Spanky exited the ring before Shockmaster came out. He was eyeing the SUPWC Championship but tripped as he took a step forward. Spanky leaped over Shockmaster before heading to the back to hide.
Shockmaster stood up and put back on his helmet as his teammate El Torito came out. Then out came The Steiner Brothers and Hardyz in Tornado Tag Team Action.
The Hardy Boyz (0-0) vs Steiner Brothers (0-0) vs El Torito and Shockmaster (0-0)
This match was surprisingly good, with everyone getting moments. Matt hit Scott with a Side Effect, Jeff hit Torito with a Whisper In The Wind off a ladder, Rick hit Matt with Powerbomb, Scott threw Shockmaster through a door, Torito hit Jeff with a Baseball Slide, and Shockmaster speared Rick through the Barricade. @ 23 Minutes in, Scott laid out Torito with a Powerbomb before Shockmaster threw him out. With Torito still laying down, Shockmaster tripped and fell onto Torito. Torito was crushed by Shockmaster as Jeff climbs the Top Rope. Jeff hit Shockmaster in the back with a Swanton Bomb as he laid on Shockmaster. With Torito under Shockmaster, Hardy got the three count.
Victor: The Hardy Boyz
Star Rating: 5/5
The Moscow Bar Fight
The Hardy Boyz vs The Batiri was set for The Aztec War for the Tag Team Titles, but the scene cuts to a Bar in Moscow. RVD orders a beer before Randy Orton appears. He is about to hit RVD with a chair before Tajiri hits him with a Buzzsaw Kick. The match got up and going as 9/10 men were brawling. Barry Horowitz however climbed up onto a Chandelier, before breaking it off the ceiling. The Chandelier fell onto Mabel, knocking him straight out.
Now that there were 9 men left standing, Horowitz dived off the Roof. Except he was caught with RKO. That leaves 8 men left. The 8 men left would continue to fight. After all is said and done, only Shango, Orton, RVD, and Kobald stood. Moxley was hit with a powerbomb off the building from Mabel before Spears threw a Molotov Cocktail at Mabel/Moxley.
Kobald began to beat down on Shango before RVD caught Kobald with a Jumping Spin Kick. Shango would throw RVD over a Pool Table, before standing on it. He scaled up Orton, waiting for The Viper to stand up. Orton stood up and Shango ran at him. But RVD threw a Pool Ball at Shango's ankle, causing him to fall over. Orton then caught Shango with an RKO. But Orton didn't see RVD coming, and he was suplexed onto the Pool Table. RVD got onto the Pool Table and hit Shango with a 5-Star Frog Splash for a 1 ... 2 ... 3 ..
Winner: RVD {34:49} and new CWA Champion!
Star Rating: 5.5/5
{Shango get's a 0-1 W/L Record, everyone else stays 0-0 except RVD, which is 1-0}
The Aztec War Current Card:
CWA Tag Team Championship
60 Minute Iron Man Match
The Hardy Boyz vs The Batiri {Kodama and Obariyon}
Chairs Match
Johnny Gargano vs Brian Cage
CWA Championship
Sacrifice To The Gods match {5-Way Elimination Match}
RVD {c} vs Crimson vs Papa Shango vs ??? vs ??? [Ask To Get In. 1 Per Person]
If you want a specific match, tell me who you want and who you want to face. I Will make the rest of the card after the Sacrifice To The Gods match fills up. If I made any errors, please let me know.
Everything was simmed on RANDOM.ORG.
Sorry Sky that I couldn't find anything for you on the card, I had simmed everything once you sent your characters in
January 12th
Commentary Team:
Michael Cole
Tony Schiavone
Brother Love
| First Match |
Dan Severn (0-0) vs Mojo Rawley (0-0)
The MMA Star and the Football Star entered the ring for the Shoot Fight. Rawley rushed Severn with a Shoulder Bash, but Severn reversed it into a Rear Naked Choke. Severn then quickly let go of Rawley and kneed him in the head. This stunned Rawley, leaving him open for a Beast Choker, causing Rawley to pass out.
VICTOR: Dan Severn {0:34}
Rating: 2/5
Following Severn's quick victory, CEO Vince Russo came out to celebrate with him. The Commentators debated whether this was a celebration of a victory or between two Associates.
!
Before the next match, we had a few sponsorships from McDonald's, Twitter, and some Offbrand Apple Company. This transitioned into our second match, which was The Batiri vs The Headbangers.
| Second Match |
{Forgot a Gimmick match so, 17 Minute Time Limit}
The Batiri {Kodama and Obariyon} (0-0) vs The Headbangers (0-0)
Kodama and Mosh started things off. Kodama quickly took advantage, wrapping Mosh's leg into an Ankle Lock. This would continue for a good 4 minutes, leaving Mosh's left leg useless after the fact. Kodama tagged in Obariyon, with the two catching Mosh with a Neckbreaker/Powerbomb combo.
Obariyon would continue to brutalize Mosh, before throwing him into Thrasher. Thrasher fell to the ringside before being attacked by Kodama. For the next 7 minutes, Mosh and Thrasher would be destroyed by The Batiri, with Mosh getting Mercy with a Seventh Circle for the victory.
Victors: The Batiri {16:39} {All of that is offense from the Batiri}
Rating: 2/5
~~
Funaki(0-0) vs Disco Inferno (0-0)
The Batiri celebrated their Round one victory as we cut to a room backstage with 4 heaters. Funaki was sitting in there, doing Funaki things. And then in came some Disco Divas {Some random girls that were found on the street. The only thing that is censoring them is Pom Poms}. They introduced Disco Inferno to the match, and the door was shut. Funaki and Inferno were already sweating and tired.
The two started by locking up in Collar-And-Elbow tie up. Inferno quickly moved the Tie Up into his favor, hitting Funaki with a Sidewalk slam. Turns out this is a room backstage, so it has a Concrete Floor. Funaki rolled in pain as Inferno stomped on him. Inferno would then pick Funaki up and go for a Samoan Drop, but Funaki would elbow him in the side of the neck. Inferno let go of Funaki as Funaki pulled Inferno to one of the heaters. And then he held the side of Inferno's face to the heater, burning it.
Funaki let go of Inferno, before attempting to Boot him in the side of the head. Inferno moved out of the way, causing Funaki to boot the heater instead. Inferno found a metal pipe and whacked Funaki in the back with it. Inferno would continue to lay into Funaki, before dropping the Pipe. Inferno hit Funaki with a German Suplex, causing Funaki to roll in pain. It was dangerously close to his neck, but Funaki was in to much pain. Inferno picked Funaki up, and threw him into the Heater. This burnt Funaki's skin as Well, before he was stomped into the Heather. This almost knocked Funaki out as Inferno hit Funaki with a Chartbuster. Funaki fell back onto the floor as Inferno covered Funaki.
Funaki kicked out at two, and the two would continue to trade offense, @ 17 minutes, Inferno received a Low Blow from Funaki, before Funaki went for a Rising Sun. Inferno pushed him before hitting Funaki with a Chartbuster, finishing the match. Inferno would then pass out from exhaustiveness and heatstroke.
WINNER: Disco Inferno (17:39)
Star Rating: 4/5
Now that Funaki and Inferno were being seen my Medics and other Personel, we could get our next match underway. The white ropes were replaced with Red as Spark Plug Holly was in the ring. He couldn't use Weapons so he had to resort to the next best thing, fists. Gargano came out to the ring next, taunting Holly with a Steel Chair. He threw the chair into the crowd, hitting an unknown bystander. Gargano entered the ring to get the match going.
Johnny Gargano (0-0) vs Spark Plug Holly (0-0)
This was a fun match, with Holly beating the Devil out of Gargano. Gargano didn't only get beat up though, getting a good amount of Offense in himself. In the Rising part of this match, Gargano hit Holly with a Superkick, sending him outside the ring. Gargano would then manage to hit Holly with a Spike DDT somehow, standing over the Hardcore Icon. As Gargano was taunting Holly and the crowd, he had his back turned to a Bloody Machine. Commentator Michael Cole yelled out "IT'S BRIAN CAGE! THE BLOODY MACHINE!"
Gargano turned around slowly as Brian Cage picked him up, and threw him over his head into some empty chairs. Cage would then tackle him into the empty area, bashing a bloody chair onto his head. The referee was forced to call a no contest due to both Holly and Gargano being out cold.
Victor: Brian Cage? {11:29}
Star Rating: Brian Cage/5
Now that that trainwreck was over, we could get to Spanky vs Kizarni. The two entered the ring as the ropes went ablaze.
Spanky (0-0) vs Kizarni (0-0)
Well, I don't know what moves Kendrick used as Spanky, but imma assume some spanks.
This was ... awkward. Spanks and Hair Pulling. Eventually, Spanky would spank Kizarni hard enough to send him into the ropes as Spanky clotheslined KIzarni over. Yeah, that happened. But Spanky was the CWA SUPWC Champion.
Winner: Spanky (6:32)
Star Rating: Gay/5
Spanky exited the ring before Shockmaster came out. He was eyeing the SUPWC Championship but tripped as he took a step forward. Spanky leaped over Shockmaster before heading to the back to hide.
Shockmaster stood up and put back on his helmet as his teammate El Torito came out. Then out came The Steiner Brothers and Hardyz in Tornado Tag Team Action.
The Hardy Boyz (0-0) vs Steiner Brothers (0-0) vs El Torito and Shockmaster (0-0)
This match was surprisingly good, with everyone getting moments. Matt hit Scott with a Side Effect, Jeff hit Torito with a Whisper In The Wind off a ladder, Rick hit Matt with Powerbomb, Scott threw Shockmaster through a door, Torito hit Jeff with a Baseball Slide, and Shockmaster speared Rick through the Barricade. @ 23 Minutes in, Scott laid out Torito with a Powerbomb before Shockmaster threw him out. With Torito still laying down, Shockmaster tripped and fell onto Torito. Torito was crushed by Shockmaster as Jeff climbs the Top Rope. Jeff hit Shockmaster in the back with a Swanton Bomb as he laid on Shockmaster. With Torito under Shockmaster, Hardy got the three count.
Victor: The Hardy Boyz
Star Rating: 5/5
The Moscow Bar Fight
The Hardy Boyz vs The Batiri was set for The Aztec War for the Tag Team Titles, but the scene cuts to a Bar in Moscow. RVD orders a beer before Randy Orton appears. He is about to hit RVD with a chair before Tajiri hits him with a Buzzsaw Kick. The match got up and going as 9/10 men were brawling. Barry Horowitz however climbed up onto a Chandelier, before breaking it off the ceiling. The Chandelier fell onto Mabel, knocking him straight out.
Now that there were 9 men left standing, Horowitz dived off the Roof. Except he was caught with RKO. That leaves 8 men left. The 8 men left would continue to fight. After all is said and done, only Shango, Orton, RVD, and Kobald stood. Moxley was hit with a powerbomb off the building from Mabel before Spears threw a Molotov Cocktail at Mabel/Moxley.
Kobald began to beat down on Shango before RVD caught Kobald with a Jumping Spin Kick. Shango would throw RVD over a Pool Table, before standing on it. He scaled up Orton, waiting for The Viper to stand up. Orton stood up and Shango ran at him. But RVD threw a Pool Ball at Shango's ankle, causing him to fall over. Orton then caught Shango with an RKO. But Orton didn't see RVD coming, and he was suplexed onto the Pool Table. RVD got onto the Pool Table and hit Shango with a 5-Star Frog Splash for a 1 ... 2 ... 3 ..
Winner: RVD {34:49} and new CWA Champion!
Star Rating: 5.5/5
{Shango get's a 0-1 W/L Record, everyone else stays 0-0 except RVD, which is 1-0}
The Aztec War Current Card:
CWA Tag Team Championship
60 Minute Iron Man Match
The Hardy Boyz vs The Batiri {Kodama and Obariyon}
Chairs Match
Johnny Gargano vs Brian Cage
CWA Championship
Sacrifice To The Gods match {5-Way Elimination Match}
RVD {c} vs Crimson vs Papa Shango vs ??? vs ??? [Ask To Get In. 1 Per Person]
If you want a specific match, tell me who you want and who you want to face. I Will make the rest of the card after the Sacrifice To The Gods match fills up. If I made any errors, please let me know.
Everything was simmed on RANDOM.ORG.
Sorry Sky that I couldn't find anything for you on the card, I had simmed everything once you sent your characters in
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