I hereby am beginning recruiting of the Captain America League. If we don't start fitting into our really stretchy tights now it may take us several hours if not days to mobilize against the IWF Anti-Americans. They spread like rabbits you know.
The top priorities on our agenda are as follows
1) Kill the orcs.
2) Find a way to steal the Quarter Pounders away from the IWF Double A traps without getting our paws clamped.
3) Poke fun at the emos (BWO)
4) Masturbate to Sarah Palin and Anne Coulter.
5) Make really really obscure comic book references that nobody but us understands. Right Bucky?
6) Not accept any information outside of American media as canon.
7) Not accept any information outside of American Conservative media as canon. Unless to be used as an obscure reference that nobody but us understands.
8) Scoff at things that don't necessarily need to be scoffed at.
9) Wage War Against This Smiley
10) And of course, uphold the standards and traditions set forth by our forefathers who died to give us the freedom to be ignorant and aggressive towards anything different or agitating to our way of life.
Who's with me?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Official Members:
The Quintastic One
Chuck Zombie (To Aid In The Efforts of Cause #2 and The First Half of #4)
Magnus
