The Blaine Royal Rumble Phenomenon

[TOP GUY TIME]

Well a weight machine was in the rumble. Alco kicked it but it sprained his toe. Everyone else looked at it in confusion until Number 26 came out.

Participant #26:

OMB

As OMB entered the match, Haza called on the power of foreign nations to nuke BWM. Since BWM was dead, I guess he's eliminated.

Twentieth Eliminated: Benoit's Weight Machine {By: Haza}

Now OMB could join the action. Swamps was stomping on Alco before Tweet jumped on his back. Swamps responded by somehow throwing Tweet outta the ring.

Twentyfirst Eliminated: Tweet {By: Swamps}

Participant #27:

BLAINE​

 

[Butters]

 

[Chris]

Haza really turned on Benoit's Weight Machine like that

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Blaine hopped into the ring and hit Alco with a Canadian Destroyer. Blaine then got turned inside out by Haza with a clothesline. Alco was crying like a baby in the corner after he broke his toe. Oh yeah, Swamps was beating the bajeebees outta Sass. And now we had number 28.

Participant #28:

Mox

Mox came out and hit everyone with a Spear. And then she eliminated Haza. Bye Haza!

Twentysecondth Place: Haza {By: Mox}

Mox would turn into a Michinoku Driver from OMB before number 29 came out.

Participant #29:

POYSER​

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Blaine hopped into the ring and hit Alco with a Canadian Destroyer. Blaine then got turned inside out by Haza with a clothesline. Alco was crying like a baby in the corner after he broke his toe. Oh yeah, Swamps was beating the bajeebees outta Sass. And now we had number 28.

Participant #28:

Mox

Mox came out and hit everyone with a Spear. And then she eliminated Haza. Bye Haza!

Twentysecondth Place: Haza {By: Mox}

Mox would turn into a Michinoku Driver from OMB before number 29 came out.

Participant #29:

POYSER​

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Poyser entered the ring and then was immediately clotheslined out by Sass. Goodbye

Twentythird Eliminated: Poyser {By: Sass}

Sass began to taunt Poyser. Poyser responded by speeding up time until NUMBER 30 CAME OUT!

Participant #30:

SMARK

Final Seven: Swamps, Alco, Blaine, Mox, Sass, OMB, Smark

make your predictions@

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I think I gotta go Alco.

 

[Chris]

It's gonna be OMB also lmao Poyser

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

The seven in the ring stared each other down. OMB got the jump in on Mox, Sass and Blaine began to work on Swamps, and Smark and Alco look at each other.

Alco: ANOTHER FAN FAVORITE FOR MY PILE!

Alco went for a Bicycle Kick on Smark, but Smark caught it. Alco stumbled to the ropes before Smark put his hand on Alco's throat. WHAT THE HELL!? SMARK CHOKESLAMS ALCO OUTTA THE RING!!

24th Eliminated: Alco {By: Smark}​

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Smark will win and then reveal he’s in Cult of Blaze.


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[TOP GUY TIME]

Swamps and OMB were fighting Mox and Sass while Smark and Blaine fought. Swamps was out on the apron, almost eliminated by Mox. But Swamps would knocks out Mox and Sass. Smark irish whipped Blaine into Swamps, knocking Swamps off. But Blaine got the elimination lol.

25th Eliminated: Swamps {By: Blaine}​

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

OMB would somehow hit Smark with a Spingboard Stunner. Oh yeah, Blaine superkicks Mox outta the ring.

26th Eliminated: Mox {By: Blaine}​

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Sexiest manatee stunner

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Also blaine will win book himself to win rumble like nash did Goldberg streak xD

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Blaine superkicked Sass and hit Smark with a cutter. And now OMB was leaning on the ropes. Blaine ran at OMB, going for a clothesline. BUT WHAT!? OMB PULLS THE ROPE DOWN! BLAINE GOES FLYING OUTTA THE RING!

27th Eliminated: Blaine {By: OMB}

OMB looked stunned as Blaine laid on the floor. And he was stunned. Smark pushed OMB over the top rope, eliminating him.

28th Eliminated: OMB {By: Smark}​