The Blaine Royal Rumble Phenomenon

[Carter]

Haza heres me thinking we were mates , lol

Canny good this bro, I'm invested , looking good man , props

 

[Carter]

I'm rooting for myself but tbh I'm really rooting for @Benoit's Weight Machine

Attacking me eh? We are done !! Lol. Good fun this man, good idea .

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Jeff hopped into the ring and hit Booty with a Springboard DDT. He would then stare down Duke. And then, they did the COB Pose! JEFF JOINED THE CULT OF BLAZE! The two would work together to lay out everyone else in the match. Carter wasn't having it thought and attempted to eliminate Jeff. As he had Jeff over the ropes barely hanging on, Duke came from behind and dumped out Carter.

Twelve Elimination: Carter {By: Duke}


Duke and Jeff would continue to go after everyone, including superkicking Troy. And Number 19 came.

Participant #19:

KIF​

 

[Tweet]

KIF gonna Orange Cassidy his way to the win

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

KIF entered the ring and proceeded to hit Duke and Jeff with a double Swanton. Troy would then go after KIF, but was met with a Cobra! Mitch was still down as Booty and Haza would fight by the ropes. KIF would attempt to eliminate Duke, but Jeff stopped him. And it's time for number 20!

Participant #20:

CHRIS

Chris stood up from the commentary desk to enter the ring. Chris would go after Troy for eliminating Steve as KIF tried to get Jeff out this time. But Duke dropped to his knees and low-blowed KIF. KIF let go of Jeff to clutch his groin, as Jeff tossed KIF over the ropes.

Thirteenth Elimination: KIF {By: Jeff}

Chris wanted to avenge his fallen brother, so he would hit Duke and Jeff in the ankle with a Sledgehammer. And we are getting to number 21!

Participant #21:

SWAMPS

 

[Chris]

Sledgehammer

 

[Kiffy Lube]

The Swantom cursed me.

 

[Butters]

crushed my dang ankles

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Swamps entered the ring and walked over to Chris. The two began to talk before Booty speared Chris through the middle rope. Swamps shrugged it off and walked over to a bloody Mitch. Mitch was tryna stand up, so Swamps walked over to him and hit him with a Jackknife Powerbomb to the floor.

Fourteenth Elimination: Mitch {By: Swamps}

Troy was trying to eliminate Haza, even hitting him with a Canadian Destroyer. And look, number 22!

Participant #22:

TWEET​

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Note, Booty and Chris got back into the ring

Tweet hopped in the ring, but the camera panned away from his as Booty ran at Duke and Clothesline him over the ropes. A Cactus Clothesline to be accurate, as Booty also hit the floor.

Fifthteenth Elimination: Duke {By: Booty}
Sixthteenth Elimination: Booty {By: Booty}

Jeff was now alone as the sole representative of COB, as Tweet, Haza, and Troy stared at him. Swamps and Chris rested by the ropes as 23 came in.

Participant #23:

ALCO​

 

[Chris]

Do it for Belgium buddy

 

[Tweet]

DUNNNNNNNN

DUNNNNNNNN

DUNN-DUNNNNNNN

TIME TO PLAY THE KWEHHHHHHHH

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Alco pulled a ladder from under the ring as everyone conviently gathered in one spot. Totally not a choreographed AEW Spot. Alco climbed to the top of the ladder and hit a Pheonix Splash on everyone left. Alco then picked up Swamps and threw him into the turnbuckle before going for a Bronco Buster. Troy picked up Haza and laid him out with a cutter as number 24 came.

Participant #24:

SASS

The last minute replacement for Juice came in. Sass went after Tweet as Alco stood up. Jeff climbed to the top rope looking for a splash on Alco, but Alco caught Jeff, and threw him over the top rope.

Seventeenth Elimination: Jeff {By: Alco}

Alco would then manage to dump on Chris and Troy who were fighting, leaving him getting boos.

Eighteenth Elimination: Chris {By: Alco}
Nineteenth Elimination: Troy {By: Alco}

And now the countdown started!

Participant #25:

BENOIT'S WEIGHT MACHINE​

 

[RDK]

alco

lets team up

 

[Chris]

Alco