Takin' a shit in the dark here...

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MizMasta3000

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You guys have simply not learned the value of a dollar. Folding saves more TP. A wad is one swipe then done. With folded, you wipe, refold and wipe multiple times on one fold of paper.

Efficiency people.
 

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you ever take a clean shit?

those are the best. I wipe my ass, take a glance at the tissue...NOTHING THERE


its like my asshole said alakazam!
 

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Clean shits. <3

I can feel a messy wipe coming on and I'm just "dammit".
 

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God I feel strange now, I actually lean to clean, and crumple, can't be fucked folding tbh. Single ply is actually painful to use!
 

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Never buy single ply. Great Jingle.

Fucking hate public bathroom toilet paper. Them smurfs can get some Charmin ultra in there instead of that industrial shit.
 

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Kleenex has toilet paper or do you use nose tissue on your ass? Cuz I've been there.
 
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Kleenex has toilet paper or do you use nose tissue on your ass? Cuz I've been there.

Kleenex has an ass paper brand and man is it sweet. I've used the best of the bests; Ultra Charmin, Quilted Northern, White Cloud...Kleenex is the shit (no pun intended). Soft. Septic safe. 2+ ply. I think it has a name though... Cottonelle? I just know when the budget allocates it, Kleenex brand is where it's at.
 

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Your toilet paper expertise is impressive. I'm into the finer of things in live. Ultra Charmin and I've had Cottonelle. Didn't know it was Kleenex but it makes so much sense that it is.