Takin' a shit in the dark here...

[MizMasta3000]

I used to smoke pot while taking shits for a bit. Kinda miss it honestly.

I do that often. Pack up the bong, blaze, shit and then shower.

 

[monkeystyle]

This begs the quintessential shitting question. Do you wipe while sitting or standing?

 

[Italian Outsider]

standing

 

[Hometown Kid]

Who wipes sitting down? Doctor Octopus? James Bond? Tim Tebow?

 

[MizMasta3000]

I wipe sitting. Helps make sure I get it all since the seat already has my ass cheeks spreaded out. Gotta be careful sometimes I hit the water.

 

[monkeystyle]

There are mad people who wipe while sitting. I find that wiping whilst sitting doesn't allow me to get a proper spread on my ass cheeks for a thorough cleaning.

 

[Italian Outsider]

I'm honestly worried I might end up touching my shit while wiping sitting..no thank you.

 

[Italian Outsider]

it's so much simpler doing it while standing

 

[monkeystyle]

The worst is when you have a mad hairy ass and you wipe and you get little fucking nuggets of TP caught in your ass hair. Terrible.

 

[Inconspicous Username]

definitely wipe standing up, I don't even know how you'd access your asshole when you're sitting down. For real, yo you just lean forward and do the deeds? Lean to the side? Everybody criss cross?

The other quintessential shitting question is, do you fold your toilet paper, or crumple it?

Personally I've found that my asshole is much cleaner when I go in there with a nicely folded chunk of TP.

 

[Italian Outsider]

folded... I can't even imagine doing otherwise..

 

[monkeystyle]

Ooh. May have to try this folded bit. I'm usually a big wad kinda guy.

 

[Hometown Kid]

Folded, you say? That's an intriguing proposition indeed.

 

[Italian Outsider]

what the fuck have you guys been doing so far??

 

[monkeystyle]

Grabbin a wad and going to town.