Table dancer knocks herself out

Fuji Vice · Dec 20, 2011

Source: QMI Agency

BARRIE, Ont. - An unsuccessful attempt at table dancing was brought to an abrupt end when a woman knocked herself out early Sunday morning.

Police say they responded to several calls from patrons at a downtown bar after the woman's unsuccessful stunt.

While strutting her stuff, she lost her balance and fell, striking her head and knocking herself unconscious.

Police and paramedics responded and she was taken to Royal Victoria Hospital for treatment.

I used to have a cottage not far from Barrie, so this story doesn't really surprise me but I wish I'd been there to see it.

Cyrus Riddle · Dec 20, 2011

We should be supplied with a picture of the woman to decide whether this was unfortunate or if she had it coming to her

TroyTheAverage · Dec 20, 2011

Now I would be laughing my ass off had I been there to see it. That sounds like it would have been hilarious. Much like the time I seen a stripper fall off the very top of a stripper pole and then jump up and keep dancing like nothing happened.

Fuji Vice · Dec 20, 2011

Troy said:
Now I would be laughing my ass off had I been there to see it. That sounds like it would have been hilarious. Much like the time I seen a stripper fall off the very top of a stripper pole and then jump up and keep dancing like nothing happened.

Haha, that sounds hilarious. But why were you in a strip club?

TroyTheAverage · Dec 20, 2011

Bowling trip a few years ago. It was a dive strip club too. 3 out of the 4 girls were black and looked like they had been in gun fights or knife fights. Scars all over their bodies as well as stretch marks from hell. The only white girl hadn't kept up on shaving her snatch either. She was the one who fell. It was so bad in there (but cheap beer $1.00 bottles) that my friends and I were playing euchre while they were dancing. They would come up and ask for a tip for dancing. No one (7 people in there) would go up to the stage. :lol

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Fuji Vice · Dec 20, 2011

Sounds like my kind of place.

TroyTheAverage · Dec 20, 2011

That should really be no ones kind of place. It is funny cause the place was called Golddiggers. Should have known.

Fuji Vice · Dec 20, 2011

Golddiggers? That's the best name for a strip joint ever. :lol

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And no, I definitely wouldn't be going in there, not because of the black women or the unshaven bush, but because of the stretch marks. I fucking hate stretch marks.

TroyTheAverage · Dec 20, 2011

I didn't like it cause it was a dive. Just do a google search for "golddiggers manitowoc wisconsin" then read some of the reviews. :lol

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Fuji Vice · Dec 20, 2011

I did, and I found this line, one of the best things I've ever read in my entire life!

"Uneek is a joke a broke ass foodstamp champ!! bad hair face and nose and a stinky roastbeef pussy she puts on blast"

:lol

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TroyTheAverage · Dec 21, 2011

That goes to show the quality of the patrons and the dancers.

Fuji Vice · Dec 21, 2011

Troy said:
That goes to show the quality of the patrons and the dancers.

I loved it so much its in my sig. :lol

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