Steven Seagal Will Fuck Your Shit Up

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Seagal vs the job squad.

Isn't he working as a cop or something now? Would explain the donut belly.
 
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Seagal vs the job squad.

Isn't he working as a cop or something now? Would explain the donut belly.
last I saw he was chilling with Anderson Silva all the time
 

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last I saw he was chilling with Anderson Silva all the time
I remember some crummy reality show following Seagal's work as a volounteer police officer.
Was dog the bounty hunter levels of crap.
 

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I remember some crummy reality show following Seagal's work as a volounteer police officer.
Was dog the bounty hunter levels of crap.

Steven Seagal : Lawman

- Speaking of Seagal bought a Blu ray boxset of his. Watched Under Seige I and II the other day. :yes:
 

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Chuck Norris could probably whoop both Seagal and Van Damme's asses. I remember him being interviewed in some martial arts magazine once about whether he thinks he could take either of them in a real fight, and his answer was something like "I've won two Black Belts, what have they won?"

(Under Siege was an awesome film, btw. Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey are one of the most entertaining heel pairings to ever exist in an action film. Part 2 was just merely OK.)
 
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Steven Seagal lawman is hilarious. Hidden racism. He talks in his normal voice until he's dealing with a black man. Then he becomes Soul Jive Brother #1.