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Out comes Johnny and Otunga with his coffee mug. Mega heat for Johnny. John Laurinaitis brought Teddy Long out to offer him a job. He said you can take your job and shove it. Long wants Johnny to go to hell. Johnny mentioned Teddy's grandkids need it for college. The crowd booed him badly. Johnny offered the job on only one condition to say Johnny is better than him. Teddy gave in and told Johnny you're better than me. Then he sent Teddy to the back to start his undisclosed job. Laurinaitis announced the handicap match that followed.
1. Mark Henry and David Otunga defeated R-Truth. Truth beat up Otunga with an array of moves. Henry came in and demolished then Otunga screamed to let him pin Truth.
2. Randy Orton defeated Kane in a No DQ match. Randy bitched to the ref early on that the middle rope was too loose. Ref seemed to gimmick one of the turnbuckle pads. After fighting by the announcers, the two make their way to the stage. Multiple reversals and a DDT on the steel by Kane (probable commercial break). Back in the ring now, about five minutes in then they go back on the outside with both Orton and Kane taking control of the match. They now have 5 chairs out. They're in the ring and Orton delivers a second rope DDT on a chair to Kane for a two count. Kane then attempts a chokeslam on the chair but Orton reverses and flings Kane into the exposed turnbuckle, hits the RKO onto the chair and wins. Good no DQ match.
There was a National Guard moment and everyone screamed USA.
Raw recap with the Del Rio segment. Almost all crowd noise was cut out.
3. Ryback beat Barry Stevens. Ryback got near to no reaction. Three moves and the match was over. He wins with a running fisherman suplex.
Daniel Bryan was interviewed. Great reaction and the crowd screamed "Yes! Yes! Yes!". He enters the ring whilst AJ holds the ropes open for him with all of her body weight. AJ is trying to make him feel better and the crowd wants to support Bryan, but he thinks they're mocking him. He says the YES chants don't make it better. He blames all of his troubles on AJ and Bryan ended up breaking up the chants by yelling at AJ about the kiss at WrestleMania 28. He just dumped AJ! PLUS he called her fat! She's leaving as the crowd sings the na na na song/chants YES. Good segment. Bryan did end up giving out a YES tonight, after the cameras went off.
4. Big Show beat Heath Slater. Cody Rhodes was on commentary. The segment started with the Cody Rhodes embarrassing moment. Show won with a WMD, a spear, and a chokeslam. Cody got up and tried to get in the ring, but Show ran him off back to the locker room.
A video recapped the C.M. Punk and Chris Jericho segment from Raw.
5. Nikki Bella beat Beth Phoenix. Kelly Kelly was at ringside. Nikki wins in under a minute with minor distraction by Kelly. And I mean MINOR.
A promo backstage from a guy talking about the lost arts of film and theatre. Didn't say a name but was tall and had a long dark beard. Many have said this is Damien Sandow.
There was a John Cena flashback from WrestleMania, and then a recap of the Brock Lesnar return from Raw.
The new 3 Stooges are going to host Raw on Monday. They will be promoting their film that is released on April 13th. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383010/
6. Alberto Del Rio defeated Sheamus by DQ. Small reaction for Del Rio and no pyro during his entrance. A few more cheers than boos for Sheamus. Loud SI chants at the start and they are going strong. During the match, the crowd start counting out Del Rio in Spanish when he's outside the ring. Del Rio working on Sheamus' arm outside. Sheamus mounting a comeback. Del Rio grabbed a chair while the ref wasn't looking and then tried to attack Sheamus with a chair but failed. Sheamus grabbed the chair and when the ref turned around, Del Rio acted like he had been hit with it, so the referee disqualified Sheamus. Afterward, Sheamus got mad and nailed the ref with a Brogue Kick.
Dark Match
John Cena, Randy Orton, Sheamus, and Big Show beat Daniel Bryan, Mark Henry, Cody Rhodes, and Kane. The "Yes! Yes! Yes!" chants have been so popular tonight. They did a rapid fire finisher sequence with Orton RKO'ing Kane, and Cena hitting the Attitude Adjustment on Kane. Cena then gets the pin on Kane for the win.
Overall: Not as good as Raw, but still a very fun show.
Top Cheers: 1. Orton 2. Teddy Long 3. Daniel Bryan
1. Mark Henry and David Otunga defeated R-Truth. Truth beat up Otunga with an array of moves. Henry came in and demolished then Otunga screamed to let him pin Truth.
2. Randy Orton defeated Kane in a No DQ match. Randy bitched to the ref early on that the middle rope was too loose. Ref seemed to gimmick one of the turnbuckle pads. After fighting by the announcers, the two make their way to the stage. Multiple reversals and a DDT on the steel by Kane (probable commercial break). Back in the ring now, about five minutes in then they go back on the outside with both Orton and Kane taking control of the match. They now have 5 chairs out. They're in the ring and Orton delivers a second rope DDT on a chair to Kane for a two count. Kane then attempts a chokeslam on the chair but Orton reverses and flings Kane into the exposed turnbuckle, hits the RKO onto the chair and wins. Good no DQ match.
There was a National Guard moment and everyone screamed USA.
Raw recap with the Del Rio segment. Almost all crowd noise was cut out.
3. Ryback beat Barry Stevens. Ryback got near to no reaction. Three moves and the match was over. He wins with a running fisherman suplex.
Daniel Bryan was interviewed. Great reaction and the crowd screamed "Yes! Yes! Yes!". He enters the ring whilst AJ holds the ropes open for him with all of her body weight. AJ is trying to make him feel better and the crowd wants to support Bryan, but he thinks they're mocking him. He says the YES chants don't make it better. He blames all of his troubles on AJ and Bryan ended up breaking up the chants by yelling at AJ about the kiss at WrestleMania 28. He just dumped AJ! PLUS he called her fat! She's leaving as the crowd sings the na na na song/chants YES. Good segment. Bryan did end up giving out a YES tonight, after the cameras went off.
4. Big Show beat Heath Slater. Cody Rhodes was on commentary. The segment started with the Cody Rhodes embarrassing moment. Show won with a WMD, a spear, and a chokeslam. Cody got up and tried to get in the ring, but Show ran him off back to the locker room.
A video recapped the C.M. Punk and Chris Jericho segment from Raw.
5. Nikki Bella beat Beth Phoenix. Kelly Kelly was at ringside. Nikki wins in under a minute with minor distraction by Kelly. And I mean MINOR.
A promo backstage from a guy talking about the lost arts of film and theatre. Didn't say a name but was tall and had a long dark beard. Many have said this is Damien Sandow.
There was a John Cena flashback from WrestleMania, and then a recap of the Brock Lesnar return from Raw.
The new 3 Stooges are going to host Raw on Monday. They will be promoting their film that is released on April 13th. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383010/
6. Alberto Del Rio defeated Sheamus by DQ. Small reaction for Del Rio and no pyro during his entrance. A few more cheers than boos for Sheamus. Loud SI chants at the start and they are going strong. During the match, the crowd start counting out Del Rio in Spanish when he's outside the ring. Del Rio working on Sheamus' arm outside. Sheamus mounting a comeback. Del Rio grabbed a chair while the ref wasn't looking and then tried to attack Sheamus with a chair but failed. Sheamus grabbed the chair and when the ref turned around, Del Rio acted like he had been hit with it, so the referee disqualified Sheamus. Afterward, Sheamus got mad and nailed the ref with a Brogue Kick.
Dark Match
John Cena, Randy Orton, Sheamus, and Big Show beat Daniel Bryan, Mark Henry, Cody Rhodes, and Kane. The "Yes! Yes! Yes!" chants have been so popular tonight. They did a rapid fire finisher sequence with Orton RKO'ing Kane, and Cena hitting the Attitude Adjustment on Kane. Cena then gets the pin on Kane for the win.
Overall: Not as good as Raw, but still a very fun show.
Top Cheers: 1. Orton 2. Teddy Long 3. Daniel Bryan
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