Smarks Watch: The James Bond Franchise

[Kross Rhodes]

Why does it feel like y'all are ahead of me now when I'm watching a downloaded copy that hasn't been paused lmao

Mine stopped skipping when I exited the Smarks tab on my computer and started replying on my phone.

 

[Chris]

Mine stopped skipping when I exited the Smarks tab on my computer and started replying on my phone.

That's what I have to do when I stream PPVs unless I use my phone hotspot for my PS4 and our tablet hotspot for my laptop...it ain't fun is it

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Dude just drove the dead man in the back of the car

The genesis of Weekend at Bernie’s.

 

[Chris]

Man I really don't think Sean Connery is the best Bond (he just had some fire movies to work with), but his swagger is just off the charts and if not for him we may not have ever got anymore

 

[Kross Rhodes]

That's what I have to do when I stream PPVs unless I use my phone hotspot for my PS4 and our tablet hotspot for my laptop...it ain't fun is it

It sure isn’t. At least now I can watch it. It was unwatchable the first 5 or so minutes.

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Man I really don't think Sean Connery is the best Bond (he just had some fire movies to work with), but his swagger is just off the charts and if not for him we may not have ever got anymore

I’m never thought he was the best (Brosnan guy), but man kills the role and especially at the time. He does have some fire films, though.

Then again, I fuck heavy with Spy and Moonraker. So you can judge my tastes.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Connery, Dalton, Lazenby, Brosnan, Moore, Craig

Best to "Worst".

 

[Chris]

While we're at it who do you guys think is the best Bond? I know DP will probably say Brosnan lol personally I think Roger Moore even though he had some movies that were just whatever, I thought he played the character the best and he's the guy I think of when I think of Bond. But personally I've loved everyone that's played him (even Dalton) and I wouldn't really argue with anyone saying they were the best

 

[Chris]

Wow you guys really answered my question before I even posted it

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Connery, Dalton, Lazenby, Brosnan, Moore, Craig

Best to "Worst".

I respect everyone having their own opinions, but Brosnan behind the one-time dude hurts my soul.

 

[Chris]

I’m never thought he was the best (Brosnan guy), but man kills the role and especially at the time. He does have some fire films, though.

Then again, I fuck heavy with Spy and Moonraker. So you can judge my tastes.

By Spy do you mean the Spy Who Loved Me? Bc I fucks heavy with that too, Moonraker was just out there and so ridiculous that I enjoyed it as well but I wouldn't rate it too high overall if I was ranking the movies

 

[Bobby Barrows]

I respect everyone having their own opinions, but Brosnan behind the one-time dude hurts my soul.

Dunno what to tell you, OHMSS is my all time favorite Bond. Not to mention he played the role of a Bond pushed to his limits and at times terrified of his position so well.

 

[Kross Rhodes]

While we're at it who do you guys think is the best Bond? I know DP will probably say Brosnan lol personally I think Roger Moore even though he had some movies that were just whatever, I thought he played the character the best and he's the guy I think of when I think of Bond. But personally I've loved everyone that's played him (even Dalton) and I wouldn't really argue with anyone saying they were the best

I’d love to reevaluate this when we finish up, but I’d say off the top of my head:

Brosnan, Moore, Dalton, Connery, Craig, Lazenby.

Dalton is pretty underrated in my opinion and Moore deserves more credit for sticking with it and being the face of the campy Bond and making it work.

 

[Chris]

Dunno what to tell you, OHMSS is my all time favorite Bond. Not to mention he played the role of a Bond pushed to his limits and at times terrified of his position so well.

Yeah that movie was fire and I can't say anything bad about it so that puts Lazenby up there for me as well. I'd also probably put Craig at the bottom even though Casino Royale and Skyfall are two of my absolute favorite Bond movies...but Casino Royale especially just didn't feel like Bond to me. It gets a pass bc of how good of a movie it was though, but I loved how they brought back all the classic Bond cliches in Skyfall

 

[Bobby Barrows]

That fella rassles Alligators.