Smarks Watch: The James Bond Franchise

[Barry Poppins]

Yeah I remember that but what was his plan again? I can't remember exactly what it was other than it sucked

Destroy Silicon Valley and become the sole manufacturer of computer chips... I think.

 

[Switchblake]

Don’t be taking Bond’s pictures, girl.

 

[Chris]

I'm too paranoid in my daily life to ever be a secret agent tbh

 

[Switchblake]

Destroy Silicon Valley and become the sole manufacturer of computer chips... I think.

Wasn’t there something about an earthquake leveling it with TNT?

 

[Barry Poppins]

Wasn’t there something about an earthquake leveling it with TNT?

Eyup.

 

[Switchblake]

When you pay the taxi driver to go faster in GTA.

 

[Chris]

Have y'all noticed in movies and TV they always constantly turn the steering wheel even when they're driving straight I guess it makes more sense in these movies with the older cars tho

 

[Switchblake]

Talk about a hairy turn. Bond ain’t no fool though. You didn’t see that gun coming?

 

[Barry Poppins]

First car chase in the series, folks.

 

[Switchblake]

Have y'all noticed in movies and TV they always constantly turn the steering wheel even when they're driving straight I guess it makes more sense in these movies with the older cars tho

Most be the poor British automakers.

 

[Chris]

Why does it feel like y'all are ahead of me now when I'm watching a downloaded copy that hasn't been paused lmao

 

[Switchblake]

Never leave a suspect with his hands free. That’s spy 101, Bond. Geez.

 

[Barry Poppins]

Lol that fake kung fu.

 

[Chris]

Dude just drove the dead man in the back of the car

 

[Chris]

Okay nvm I don't think y'all are ahead lmao I'm too drunk to make assumptions