Sims 4 On Sale

[Zany Clowny]

When I played the Sims, I'd always order a pizza and fuck the delivery person. Sink breaks, call the repair man, fuck the repair man, get a maid, fuck the maid. An endless cycle.

 

[Zany Clowny]

RIP

I just ordered it.

4 months and 1.5 dead cats later

 

[Solid Snake]

When I played the Sims, I'd always order a pizza and fuck the delivery person. Sink breaks, call the repair man, fuck the repair man, get a maid, fuck the maid. An endless cycle.

I just hope your character was a man to make this more interesting.

 

[Zany Clowny]

I just hope your character was a man to make this more interesting.

Of course. Every Sims character i made was a raging sex addict, just harassing people everywhere. Having children with the half Blue delivery people who only have 2 traits, turning the town into a bunch of people walking into the void.

 

[Solid Snake]

4 months and 1.5 dead cats later

Twiggy and Joey are going to have to decide who kills the first dog as a sacrificial meal after they realize my feet taste like crap.

 

[Zany Clowny]

Twiggy and Joey are going to have to decide who kills the first dog as a sacrificial meal after they realize my feet taste like crap.

Wow, I'm sorry but in 2017 if you don't have a 10/10 foot pussy, it's over.

Spoiler

 

[Solid Snake]

Wow, I'm sorry but in 2017 if you don't have a 10/10 foot pussy, it's over.

Spoiler

Bu bu but... That is his daughter's feet... I am scared. :

 

[Solid Snake]

My internet connection is tanking and we're only at 4%.... If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.

 

[Zany Clowny]

OH FUCK

 

[Zany Clowny]

My internet connection is tanking and we're only at 4%.... If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.

Sims 5 gonna be out disappointing everyone by the time you're done downloading golden retriever dlc packs

 

[Solid Snake]

Sims 5 gonna be out disappointing everyone by the time you're done downloading golden retriever dlc packs

We're getting there, it is at 19% lol

I heard something about VR and online for the Sims 5... There will be more ruined relationships than when WoW first hit.

 

[Zany Clowny]

Yep, that's when I'm loading up on heroin and generators and moving into a shack in the woods, to be with my virtual waifu and our twelve chow chow puppies.

 

[Solid Snake]

Yep, that's when I'm loading up on heroin and generators and moving into a shack in the woods, to be with my virtual waifu and our twelve chow chow puppies.

I hope your waifu has purple hair with glitter highlights.

 

[Zany Clowny]

I hope your waifu has purple hair with glitter highlights.

Don't we all?

 

[Solid Snake]

47%....

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