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After the opening pyro, the show kicked off with a triple threat between the three losers of last night's Television Championship match, Kid Kash, Psicosis and TAKA. The three had a spirited contest which ended after Psicosis splashed Kash but TAKA tossed him to the outside and scored the pinfall for himself. As he celebrated in the ring, Damien Sandow appeared from out of the crowd and blindsided him, beating him down and tossing him out. Sandow then got on the mic...
You know, I feel a little disrespected right now. First of all, these three idiots LOST their championship match last night while I, of course, won my own match and earned a right to face the Canadian dwarf for his Television title. How is it fair that before I even get my match, these three losers get a chance to lay claim to yet another rematch? If that's not disrespect, then I don't know what is, but I'll tell you all this; I'm not going to stand for it. Until I get my match with Petey Williams, I am going to sit right here and hijack the show.
Sandow left the ring, grabbed a chair and propped it up in the middle of the ring. After a couple of minutes of the fans booing, Petey Williams came out, entered the ring and got on the mic...
I can't have you waste everyone's time here Sandow, so if you want that title match, I'll give it to you...right now!
Petey dropped the mic, jumped Sandow and the two began brawling in the middle of the ring. Eventually the action spilled to the outside where the brawling continued. Finally, after they both made it back into the ring, the match began properly. Williams dazzled Sandow with his speed but eventually the bigger man got the upper hand with a well-placed kick to the gut. Sandow went on the offensive for a bit but eventually missed the Elbow of Disdain and Petey followed it up with some more high speed offense. He tried for the Canadian Destroyer but Sandow powered out and hit the elbow, covered him, grabbed the tights and scored the pinfall! Sandow celebrated with his new title while Petey protested to the ref, who was unsympathetic.
The lights dimmed and the following song began playing on the 'Tron....
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The camera pulled back to show a shot of Kofi Kingston, Koko B. Ware and Rich Swann smoking a giant blunt while sitting in front of a huge Jamaican flag. After they each took a puff, Kofi looked into the camera and said the Birds of Paradise were coming. The screen then went black.
Tursas defeated Shark Boy and D-Ray 3000 in about 35 seconds when he splashed both men at the same time.
Damien Sandow was in the back with Mean Gene but before he could be interviewed, Petey Williams appeared out of nowhere and jumped him. The two brawled out into the parking lot but Sandow got the upper hand, jumped into his car and sped off.
Mean Gene promised an update on the health of Jake Roberts and Mick Foley on next week's show.
Iron Mike Sharpe defeated Sam Houston with his new jumping DDT finisher.
Doink and Sid appeared on the 'Tron in what appeared to be a boiler room in the back. Doink had a microphone...
What you people here fail to understand is that everything you thought you knew was wrong. There is only one rule in SFW from now on, and that rule is madness. Nobody knows where or when we'll strike, and you'll never see us coming, but trust me, we're on the way, hahaha! Now, before we go, I'd like to introduce you to our newest member....
The camera pulled back and revealed...
Doink, Sid and their new member laughed maniacally as the camera faded to black.
Daniel Bryan appeared in the ring, bruised and bandaged up. He got on the mic...
Last night I gave Vader everything I had and, in the end, I was the winner. I proved that the guy with the most heart and the most guts will always come out ahead. And what did Vader do? In typical sore loser fashion, he decided to beat me up after I'd already won. Yeah, way to go big man, you really proved yourself there. Well, I'll tell you this man, I'm not done with you, not by a long shot. Even though I beat you, I'm willing to give you a rematch. That's right, I'm going to step up and offer that shot to you, just so I can beat you again and PROVE that not only am I the best, but that I'll always conquer bullies like you. YES! YES!!! YES!!!!
The fans chanted along with Bryan as he awaited Vader's response. After a couple of minutes, Bryan decided to head to the back since Vader hadn't appeared. As he got to the top of the ramp, Vader popped out from the back and smashed him over the head with a steel chair. He then continued the vicious assault until security could remove him from the area. Bryan was taken to the back on a stretcher, totally unconscious and wearing a neck brace.
Rusev was out next and after running down Cesaro, he defeated Jigsaw and The Shard in short order. After the match, Cesaro appeared on the 'Tron...
Hey dummy, how's your ego doing after I beat you at the PPV? I know you may have thought you got the best of me, but the truth is, you still lost that battle and if you want to keep going, you're going to lose the war as well. Not only that, but you know you're precious Lana? She may just want a piece of the Swiss Superman after what I gave her what I and everybody else here knows she really wanted, a real man to kiss those sweet lips. That's right, you're going to lose your honour and your girl, and everyone here is going to laugh you big fat nerd.
Rusev, enraged, ran to the back looking for Cesaro while Lana chased after him pleading with him to stop being so angry all the time.
In a battle of the two losing tag teams from the tornado match, Stan Hansen and Bruiser Brody took on Bam Bam Bigelow and Earthquake. The two teams began on the outside, of course, and beat the hell out of each other for a few minutes before they finally made it into the ring. After a grueling, rough and tumble affair, Bam Bam appeared to have the match won but the team was disqualified when Earthquake entered the ring to prevent Hansen from stopping the pin and accidentally knocked over the ref. After the match, Bam Bam yelled at Earthquake for costing them another victory before attacking him and eventually putting him through a table at ringside.
In the back, Rusev was still running around looking for Cesaro, who had apparently left the building. He came across The Colony and was about to beat them up, again, when Cesaro came around the corner in a golf cart and drove right into Rusev! He then jumped out and started brawling with him in the back before the two men were eventually separated. The Colony seemed pretty relieved that, for once, they weren't victimized.
It was announced that Strike Force would appear on the Brother Love Show next week and meet their new challengers for the tag titles, the Miracle Violence Connection.
The main event of the evening was a rematch from the PPV and featured Val Venis facing off against Rick Rude. The two had another classic, with a lot of back and forth action and plenty of swagger. More than once in the match it appeared Venis had things wrapped up, but he was constantly distracted by Rude's girlfriend at ringside, who kept blowing him kisses. He finally motioned her over and planted a big one on her, which allowed Rude a chance to roll him up from behind. Venis managed to kick out at two and a half and the two went at it again, eventually reaching the 20 minute time limit. After the match was over, the two continued to brawl with each other and Venis finally got the upper hand, hit the Money Shot on Rude and celebrated by mimicking Rude's hip swivel while standing over him.
Quick Results
TAKA def. Kid Kash and Psicosis
Damien Sandow def. Petey Williams to win the SFW Television Championship
Tursas def. D-Ray 3000 and Shark Boy
Iron Mike Sharpe def. Sam Houston
Rusev def. Pieces of Hate
Stan Hansen and Bruiser Brody def. The Towering Infernoquakes via DQ
Rick Rude and Val Venis fought to a time limit draw
