Seattle police arrest man in tree assault

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Seattle PI said:
Seattle police arrested a man they say assaulted a Norway Maple Saturday in Denny Park.

Officers driving by the park around 1 a.m. “watched as the man reached up, wrapped both his hands around the limb of the tree, and snapped off a large branch,â€￾ department spokesman Jonah Spangenthal-Lee reported. “After watching the Once-ler rip the tree limb from limb, officers stopped the 30-year-old man and arrested him for property destruction.â€￾

Officers estimated that the man caused around $200 in damage to the tree.
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I didn't realize there was so little crime in Seattle that the police had time to bust people for assaulting trees. I'm also trying to figure out how they determined that the branch in question was worth $200. :lol:
 
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