"Ladies and gentlemen, MY NAME is PAUL SHAYMIN!"
"For Arceus' sake.. not this again..."
"And for our next pick, we select, the Pirate Princess, Kairi Sane!"
"Paul..."
"What?"
"That was the last pick... We were out getting you Pepto Bismol and I gave the host the envelope."
"What?! Then who is our pick now?!"
"We told you, he is a former IWGP Heavyweight champion."
"Oh, I know who this is! Our final pick for the Toronto Bidoofs is...
KENNY OMEGA!"
"Stop! Stop! Wrong music! Wrong person! Paul! He doesn't even wrestle for WWE!"
"...He doesn't? I thought he was going to be signed after he lost the title..."
"No... uhhg. Instead, let's go with... the WWE Intercontinental Champion, Shinsuke Nakamura!"
"And OUR TEAM'S SECONDARY NICKNAME, FOR NOW, IS THE CHAMPION'S CLUB!"