S**t I hear at work (a.k.a conspiracy theories of the alt-right)

[Comrade Khan]

You telling me he is a gimmick

where's The Haitch when we need a true gimmick poster

 

[Chris]

Nah I assume he believes them, they're just picked arbitrarily

 

[Comrade Khan]

Nah I assume he believes them, they're just picked arbitrarily

you mean to tell me generally ppl believe in things to give themselves a confirmation bias on what they feel strongly about? Shiiiiiiiiiiit

 

[Deezy]

I think he picks the conspiracies that sound funniest to him and gets the most reactions tbh that's why he doesn't fuck with flat earth or anything, that's boring

kayfizzle futhermucker

 

[Deezy]

"chem trails make people docile".......doesn't seem to be working

 

[Chris]

Man I wish this thread was made before I moved to actual civilization bc I don't remember most of the outlandish shit I'd heard lol one old coworker had a relative that worked at NASA (allegedly) and apparently he would just always tell her about all this shit the government was hiding from is, I wish I could remember specifics.

She was cool though relatively, most of the shit I heard from others was just blatant racism like calling rap music "coon tunes"

 

[Deezy]

Everyone I work with have common sense

 

[Moon Bird]

-We need to change abortion laws because right now 'democrats' have it so you can kill a baby up to the point it's born. They will literally push out a living baby then cut open its head (!) and scoop out the brain (!!) and it's totally legal under democrat laws..

YES I KNOW HOW INSANE THIS S**T SOUNDS! But I swear I'm not making it up. This is legitimate stuff people say and believe who come into my work.

 

[Swamps]

Hilariously ironic, that a thread about right wing conspiracy theories was created by the same guy who was whining about "Brown Shirts" in Florida.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Your co-workers are right.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Not even sure kif that bad

This post aged badly

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I wanna break down all these conspiracy theories at some point.

 

[Swamps]

I wanna break down all these conspiracy theories at some point.

I'll help you! Can we include the one where grown men who dye their hair pink or purple become even dumber?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Of course, my hair is naturally awesome.

 

[Swamps]

Of course, my hair is naturally awesome.

Indeed it is!