Hardcore Heaven
May 14, 2000
Before the first match, Cyrus berates Joel Gertner before Cyrus sics W*ING Kanemura on Gertner. Kanemura chokes out Gertner and Cyrus takes Gertner's place as the color commentator on the show.
Masato Tanaka vs Balls Mahoney
Former partners collide~! Tanaka and Balls were ECW Tag Team Champions for a cup of tea back in 1998. With Mike Awesome now in WCW, Balls takes Awesome's spot as the perfect opponent for Masato. Just like in the Awesome/Tanaka match, it's a total spotfest with a ton of chair shots, finishers and kick outs. Thanks to Tanaka's character of being so damn resilient, I never really have a problem with Tanaka noselling moves. On the other hand, I would have preferred Balls sell a little more. It got to the point where Tanaka hit every single big move, but Balls easily kicked out. Joey Styles did a good job to hype the Roaring Elbow as the last move Tanaka can hit, but Balls kicked out of it too. As a result, Tanaka had to jump off of the top rope and nail Balls in the head. Balls still no sold it, but finally takes the tumble after a second Roaring Elbow. Tanaka scores the pinfall. The fans absolutely loved the match and even with my disinterest in seeing Balls play a poor man's Mike Awesome, so did I. As long as you don't mind some no selling, I dare you to admit that you didn't love every minute of this.
3 1/2 Stars.
During his entrance, Simon Diamond cuts a short promo about proving to the fans that he's not just some comedy act.
Little Guido w/Big Sal vs Mikey Whipwreck w/Sinister Minister vs Simon Diamond w/Simon's Circus
A little backstory. Guido and Whipwreck have just started a feud after Whipwreck and Minister threw a fireball into the left eye of Sal E. As you can probably guess, the first fall is nonstop action with plenty of spots and interference from the wrestler's buddies. The highlight of that being Sal E. killing every member of Simon Diamond's faction of misfits. The trio doesn't even let the lights going out stop them. Downside to this fall is the fact that there were a lot of cover break-ups. It's a three way dance, why are you breaking up falls? To my surprise, Diamond is the first one eliminated after Whipwreck pins him with the Whippersnapper. So much for proving himself tonight. Whipwreck then does the move of the match with an Angel Wings variation (Lifts Guido all the way up onto his shoulders before bringing him down) for a two count. The finish occurs after Sal E receives yet another fireball in his face by Whipwreck. This distraction allows Guido to pin Whipwreck with an Unprettier (Calls it The Maritato). Perfectly good match for the undercard. Guido and Whipwreck rule.
2 1/2 Stars.
The Dangerous Alliance came out for a promo. It's overly long and dull though. Lou E. Dangerously is a poor Paul Heyman and I just found myself waiting for this to end. Dangerously claimed that Elektra was better than any other woman in ECW. That would bring out Jazz. Initially, Jazz beats up Dangerously, CW Anderson and Bill Wiles, but the numbers overwhelms her. CW Anderson lays her out. This brings out Kid Kash to make the save, leading to...
Kid Kash vs CW Anderson w/The Dangerous Alliance
If you didn't get to see Kash in ECW, you sorta missed out on something great. Kash was one of ECW's last great creations. With his human highlight reel type gimmick, Kash was hitting one amazing dive and spot after another. CW eventually takes over, but it only lasts for a couple of minutes. A Dangerous Alliance interferes goes awry when Dangerously lays Wiles out with his giant cell phone. Kash wins after a top rope hurricanrana. Once again, it's good for an undercard match, but the new Dangerous Alliance was death for CW Anderson. The guy had a lot of potential, but it took ECW too long to realize that they should be booking him as a serious force. Things would get better for CW in a few months though.
2 1/4 Stars.
Chris Chetti and Nova vs Da Baldies vs Danny Doring and Roadkill
With the tag team titles being vacant for the first time since Eastern Championship Wrestling went extreme, this was sort of a bragging rights match. Like every other match thus far on the card, it's nonstop action with plenty of spots in the first fall. Not that I mind because I doubt a traditional tag match with these three would have fared nearly as well. With Doring and Roadkill looking to nearly have Da Baldies beat, the newest member of Da Baldies, Grimes, ran out and laid Doring out with a guitar shot. While that easily allowed Doring to be eliminated, it also created the incredible moment where Roadkill seeks revenge on Grimes. This comes when Roadkill lays the 400 pound Grimes on a table while Roadkill jumps from the top rope (Not the corner, but the middle of the ropes) and splashes Grimes through the table. That's a fucking 300+ pound guy hitting that insane spot! With that, the match continues with Nova entertaining me with a Stunner after being in a Tree of Woe position. Nova and Chetti pins Angel after the Tidal Wave (Dual top rope splash/leg drop). A seriously fun spotfest that showed the TLC guys of the WWE weren't the only ones capable of entertaining crowds in 2000. Since Paul E. dragged his feet crowning a new pair of tag team champions (Titles vacated in April, new champions not even crowned until September), I'm not even sure if Chetti/Nova were still teaming then.
3 Stars.
After the match, Da Baldies attacked Nova and Chetti. This brought out New Jack to continue his feud with Da Baldies. Poor DeVito ends up paying for all of Angel's actions against New Jack. In total, DeVito was busted open with a stapler to the head, had a forked jammed in his forehead and later would have New Jack diving from the balcony through a table. Back in the ring, New Jack smashed a guitar over Angel's head and pinned him to reclaim his title of the king of the street. Love or hate New Jack, the dives are a sight to behold.
Yoshihiro Tajiri vs Steve Corino w/Jack Victory
Former friends collide~! For the life of me, I can't remember when Tajiri dumped Corino and turned face. Since the split, Tajiri held a staggering 24 hour reign as ECW TV Champion before dropping it to current champion, Rhino. What you have here is a perfect example of how to book a match where both guys get over. For the majority of the match, Tajiri kills Corino. On the entrance ramp, Tajiri busted Corino open with a brainbuster. The blood plays a big role in the match as it shows how brutal Tajiri can be (Love the image of Tajiri smearing Corino's blood on his chest) and how surprisingly resilient Corino can be too. Corino's resilience goes a long way in setting Corino up for his major push for the second half of the year. Here he is, a bloody mess, with Joey Styles questioning whether the referee should stop the match, but he keeps fighting. Throw in some fun spots with Tajiri punishing Corino and spraying the green mist in Jack Victory's face and you have yourself yet another really fun match. Unlike the other matches, this felt significant in being the end to a feud, one that betters both men. Tajiri picked up the win after hitting a double stomp from the top rope, on Corino through a table. 2000 in ECW was really the year of Steve Corino.
3 3/4 Stars.
After the match, Victory jumps Tajiri. Tajiri's able to withstand the onslaught until Kanemura makes another appearance to join in on the attack. The three-on-one attack continues until Dusty Rhodes walks out to help Tajiri. This brings out Rhino for a big melee. Finally, The Sandman's music begins and everyone except Rhino leaves the ring.
Rhino (c) vs The Sandman - ECW TV Title
I'm just going to jump to the big event near the end. The Sandman's wife, Lori Fullington, flat out saved this match. Up until her appearance, this was nothing more than a dull hardcore match. Although to be fair, that can describe 90% of the Sandman's matches. Yet, with Lori coming out to try and prevent Jack Victory from interfering, you have two of the awesome and memorable images from 2000 (Not just ECW). The first sees Rhino hitting a piledriver on Lori from the apron onto a table. Then, when the Sandman shows far more heart and compassion than we're used to seeing, he holds his injured wife in his arms only to be Gore'd through a table. That last spot allowed Rhino to score the pinfall. Really, nothing else in the match is even worth talking about or seeing. Yet, those two spots are the bee's knees (Do the kids still say that?) and worth going out of your way to see. Mike Awesome may have only been gone for a month, but Rhino has really stepped up to be the new dominant monster of ECW.
2 1/4 Stars.
Rob Van Dam w/Fonzie and Scotty Anton vs Jerry Lynn
This would be RVD's return match after vacating the TV title due breaking his ankle. It seems as if the backstory revolves around Jerry Lynn's new attitude (Lynn had only returned to ECW a month prior after being out with an injury) and Cyrus in his ear while trying to con Lynn into joining the Network. Anton is better known as WCW's Scotty Riggs, the best friend of RVD. So throughout the match, Lynn gets to showcase his new aggressive attitude while Cyrus continues to compliment Lynn. Meanwhile, tying in to Lynn's personal issues with RVD is Fonzie. In every one of their previous matches, Fonzie tended to be that little extra something to help RVD beat Lynn. Here, Fonzie once again plays a role in getting in Lynn's way, including a spot when Lynn was on the top rope. The overbook, clusterfuck ending begins with the Network (Cyrus, Corino and Victory), interfering. To Cyrus' surprise, Lynn refuses help and helps RVD battle the heels. This brought out Rhino to lay Lynn out with a Gore and RVD a power bomb. The wackiness continues with everyone leaving and RVD heading up to the top rope. That's when Anton turns heel and shoves his buddy off of the top rope. This allows Lynn to hit one Cradle Piledriver (RVD kicked out) and a second botched on a chair (RVD's head didn't come close to landing on a chair) to
finally score the win over Rob Van Dam. Joey Styles questions if Lynn knew that Scotty Anton had interfered. However, would it make much of a difference if he had? It's not like RVD wasn't cheating with Fonzie. While they repeated a lot of their 1999 spots, it wasn't as good. I did dig the over-the-top finish with all of the interference. If nothing else, it allowed for the match to feel different from all of their other ones. Not great, but there's still plenty to enjoy.
3 1/4 Stars.
ECW World Champion, Justin Credible, and Francine came out next for the main event. Before the other introductions, Credible threatens to vacate the title if the match isn't changed from a three-way dance (With Tommy Dreamer and Lance Storm) to just an one-on-one match against Storm. Dreamer attempted to run out to attack Credible, but Paul Heyman stopped him. "He's got us by the ball!" For some stupid reason, Heyman is willing to go along with Credible's request. To prove that he's a real putz, Tommy Dreamer willingly wishes Lance Storm luck as Tommy returns to the back. This angle is beyond ridiculous. Why would Heyman care so much about the ECW Title being vacant? Granted, it had never been vacant in the history of ECW, but who cares? Their tag titles are already vacant and their TV title was vacated a month and a half ago!
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Justin Credible (c) w/Francine vs Lance Storm w/Dawn Marie - ECW World Title
Former partners collide~! (again) Back at Cyberslam 2000, Credible threw down the ECW Tag Titles in order to goad Dreamer into defending the ECW World Title. So naturally, Storm isn't too happy. Despite their familiarity with each other, there's zero chemistry here. Several spots are mistimed and neither guy looks his best. It's especially disappointing for Storm as he's putting in effort, but Credible isn't where he's supposed to be. Worse yet, it's a PPV main event with the new face of ECW. Yet, the crowd doesn't care much. After the women get in their expected cat fight, Dawn Marie is laid out with Credible's That's Incredible. From that moment on, the crowd doesn't make a single peep for the rest of the match. It's a real downer and the finish of a second That's Incredible comes off as pretty abrupt, even though it's Credible's finisher. After a PPV of one fun match after another, the show concludes with a dud.
1 3/4 Stars.
The fans wake up when Tommy Dreamer runs out to lay Credible out with a Singapore Cane shot. Francine tries to beg forgiveness, but Dreamer gives her a Spicolli Driver for all of her betrayals. PPV ends with Joey Styles questioning if we'll see Tommy Dreamer finally get a title shot against Justin Credible at Heatwave, on July 16th.
Overall
It's clear that ECW was starting to slip into panic mode. In the last couple of years, they had lost Shane Douglas, Bam Bam Bigelow, Taz and The Dudley Boyz. Just since the start of the year, they've lost Sabu, Mike Awesome and they would lose Lance Storm after tonight. This has positive and negative effects. Personally, I really dig ECW in 2000. This was a year where they were pushing so many new stars. On this show alone, we got to see the push of Steve Corino, Justin Credible, Rhino, Tajiri and Kid Kash. However, there's little denying that the star power was hurting. It's the lack of star power on this show that makes removing Tommy Dreamer from the main event all the more confusing. I suppose it was a way to add heat to Justin Credible, but the reasoning was beyond illogical and you basically just fucked over those fans that paid money to see a three way dance in the main event. In addition, where was Raven?! Here you have the single biggest star in your company and you don't even book him on the PPV? Raven had just worked an ECW show the previous week. So I don't think he was hurt or anything. Another negative for ECW in 2000 was Justin Credible. He was always fine as a midcard heel, but he failed hard as the top guy in the company. First major title defense and he worked the worst match of the night. It's going to be a rough summer for ECW. On the plus side, the rest of the show was just flat out fun. I know I've used that word a lot in this review, but it's true. You start off with a killer opening match, put on a few solid spotfests and you reach the peak with the match of the night with Corino vs Tajiri. More than anything, Hardcore Heaven 2000 proves that even though ECW was hurting at this point, they could still put on a quality card, one that fucking blows away an average 2000 WCW PPV, might I add. If you check out the PPV, just stop after RVD vs Lynn though.