Raw thread, Jan. 6, 2020: Brock Lesnar returns to Raw tonight!

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Gonna live post Raw, since that was popular last time

 

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We open with Bork. Hm. Paul Heyman's gonna do his only promo. He's like Mr. Anderson in that respect

 

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He's said a whole lot of nothing so far. I am tired of Paul Heyman to be honest. He's lost his appeal over the years.

 

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We're nearly 10 minutes in, and he's not stopped hyping up Lesnar.

 

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Wait, he's entering the Men's Royal Rumble match?? So is the match gonna be for the WWE Championship?

 

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He's in the magic Number 1 slot so he's going to be even more immortal than usual. I get the feeling I won't really enjoy this year's Rumble.

 

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Rey Mysterio cutting a promo even before the interviewer comes to him, and we can't even hear his start

 

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Vic Joseph (I think?) mistaking Andrade for Humberto Carrillo

 

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IDK what that flippy move from Rey was supposed to be, looked like he was going for a Canadian Destroyer but didn't make it

 

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Rey talking a lot about retirement. On this performance so far, I kind of agree with him...

 

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Face gets screwjobbed again...

 

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"Checking on Melina" -Jerry Lawler on Zelina Vega

 

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I don't know if it's my watching of a month's worth of 2010 TNA in the past week, but I'm sick to death of screwy overbooked heel wins

 

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Seth Rollins really is insufferable. It's telling that he's only a heel because fans hate him when he's a face

 

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Oh, we're going straight into the tag team triple threat? What will the second and third hours be for?