Vince: "Ratings are down, so we need something to improve them, brother! Any ideas?"
Stephanie: "How about more Raw! That way we can get viewers at 8, 9, and 10 o'clock!"
Vince: "That worked GREAT for Monday Nitro! WCW's never been bigger than it is now in 2012, and it's all because of the move to 3-hours!"
*Stephanie gives Vince a cupcake*
Noob to the Creative team: "But... we only were able to plan 1 hour worth of content last week! drag out 3 segments last week... We had Big Show crying for 15 minutes and John Cena rambling incoherently for no good
reason just to fill 2 hours! And don't get me started on that Tripl..."
Triple H raises his hands, and a lightning bolt falls from the sky and hits the creative noob in the balls.
Another creative member: "That's a great idea! We can fill that time with more matches, and the actually talented wrestlers such as Hawkins, Reks, Kidd, and Mcgillicutty!"
Stephanie: "Or, we can have an hour long Make-a-Wish video in the third hour, because that will get Cena over!"
Sterilized noob: "But, trying to get Cena over is futile!"
Cena walks up and AA's the noob through a table.
Vince: "That's why I love you, Stephanie. You come up with such wonderful ideas!"