Rate Smackdown Live 12/27/2016

[Prince Bálor]

yea lol sorry.... closed the site, not sure why that posted unfinished....

most people when they are fans of somebody ...they can do no wrong ...becky and bliss were both sloppy as hell

Well, I'm not most people, boy.:razer:

Seriously, though. Even though I'm a fan of somebody, I always try to call it like I see it.

 

[WholeFN'Moe]

Well, I'm not most people, boy.:razer:

Seriously, though. Even though I'm a fan of somebody, I always try to call it like I see it.

Oh really? ....Would you call it if AJ botched?

lol

 

[The Gipper]

"Whatta ya mean I can't be on RAW because of the brand split? ...I'M JOHN CENA, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!....

Yo Roman... ya think you can take my spot & it won't even be hard?
If Vince wasn't suckin' The Rock's ass you wouldn't even have a spot on MY card.

You have to say more than 3 words dude, to be in Hercules two...
However! ...Just like your WWE run... it won't get the numbers The Rock's movies do!

Hey & real original moves Roman.... really "dawg" some silly punch & a spear??
Try hittin' that on me rookie because THE REAL Superman... is ....HERE !!!

Don’t believe me? ...just ask all these loser fans how many times I kick out at 2!
The REAL Cena's back with "AUTHORITY" So now when I kick out haters ...go ahead AND BOO!!

See this belt son? I won it 15 times
Watch me win number 16 from this rookie BlTCH using only my rhymes.

I'm the biggest, baddest star in the industry boy, just like Derek Jeter !!!
After your cousin The Rock retires you gon’ be a Wal-Mart greeter !!!

Apparently everyone thinks I’m done, your time is now and my time is up?
....I’m just getting started Roman ...you want my spot? ...Then I’m sayin... Step up.

WORD LIFE" ****Hit's Roman with chain

Behold the Bo Rida of WWEF. Moe Rida!

 

[Jacob Fox]

Oh really? ....Would you call it if AJ botched?

lol

I'm sure he would. You should really have asked if he would call it if Finn Balor botched. He gets all fanboyish over Balor

 

[Prince Bálor]

Oh really? ....Would you call it if AJ botched?

lol

Sure, I would.

 

[Grievous 3D]

He gets all fanboyish over Balor

Is that the "wrestling" term for...that?

 

[Phillipa Boateng]

~ Okay...its time for the A-Show...SmackDown Live...And...here we go...

~ So the show opens up with that Guy who won't marry Nikki Bella...he talks about
stuff I don't care about and then says he gets a title shot against whoever is World
champion at the Royal Rumble.

Excuse me...I have a question...well 2 questions actually...#1...Why do you just
get a title shot? and #2...why don't you want to marry Nikki Bella? Are you gay?

~ Okay...so I thought American Alpha would get the tag titles in 2017...Hell...
I wanted them to...because if you haven't noticed I'm all about the WWE pushing
new talent (as long as their ready...looking at you Dana Brooke) but for them
to finish the year as champions by defeating my boys the Wyatts...I'm in shock...
And a tiny bit pissed.

Is this an emergency change of plans? Were the Hype Bros meant to win the belts?
Is the Wyatt Family falling apart already? Does Nikki Bella snore in her sleep?

~ Nice Baron Corbin promo...I want a Corbin T-Shirt...and Nikki Bella wants to
have babies...may-be he's struggling to get an erection?

~ Okay...so I have 2 options here. Option 1: Carmella inhaled too much of that
fire extinguisher gas at TLC and she is still high or has minor brain damage...
or Option 2: James Ellsworth is a human tripod.

But honestly...it could always be worse for Carmella...I mean they could have
her constantly farting all the time.

May-be Nikki Bella is always farting? I mean who would want to marry a woman
with a serious gas problem?

~ EVERYONE SHUT UP!!! Its Alexa Bliss...pass me my hand lotion...what?...I have
dry skin. And here comes Becky "Help Me Open This Tin Of Pineapple" Lynch. This
should be a good match...well...I hope it is.

*Watches Match*

Wait a minute...who the hell is this now? Is that...Mickie James dressed as
La Luchadora? The hair looks to be the right color...but...Oh Shit...not the
Dis-Arm-Her! She's in the ropes Becky! Let go Becky!! LET GO!! THIS ISN'T
THE UFC!!! JESUS CHRIST ON A RAPTOR...LOOK AT ALEXA'S ARM!!!

BECKY YOU MONSTER!!!

*Starts crying*

Wait...La Luchadora just attacked Becky...what the hell is happening? DDT...How
the hell is Alexa using that arm? Wait...Alexa won? Yay Alexa won! Jesus...is
her arm okay? She seems okay...Wow...was her elbow dislocated? May-be Alexa
has hypermobile elbow joints? Wow...that ending gave me a head spin.

Make sure you get some ice on that arm Alexa...I'd gladly lick it better for you...

~ So...are we going to see a mixed tag match...Miz & Maryse vs. Dean & Renee?
Can Renee wrestle? Maryse can right? Nikki Bella can...she also has great child
bearing hips. Just saying...

~ Oh Hey...its Nikki Bella...I wouldn't worry about Natalya Nikki...she's just
upset at being underutilized, her husband not being able to wrestle ever again
and for being written to have chronic flatulence.

The man of her dreams? Well...nearly...it would be a dream come true if he actually
would propose right Nikki? May-be Nikki Bella is into some really kinky, dirty
sex stuff? Like German porn...only worse...

HURRY UP AND PROPOSE YOU FOOL!!!

~ Another chat with Baron Corbin...END OF DAYS!!! END OF DAYS!!! END OF DAYS!!!

~ And now its time for the main event...seriously...I will mark out if Corbin
wins this. He won't...but I want to see it!

*Watches match*

And Styles retains...well...no surprise there really...but I think Baron did
really well. Give that man the IC title. Wait...I've got it...Ambrose beats
the Miz for it...then Corbin rips Dean to pieces and wins the title. You know
its going to happen.

END OF DAYS!!! END OF DAYS!!! END OF DAYS!!!

~ And here comes Nikki Bella's boyfriend...and again...why does he get a
title shot? He's been off doing other stuff...and I don't mean Nikki Bella.

~ And we end the night by getting to look at Neville's face...great.

Well...another great show by SmackDown and a positive way to end the year.
Thank you SmackDown creative...you make me care about wrestling.

~ I'd marry Nikki Bella...Just saying. I mean I'd rather Alexa Bliss rub her
feet all over my face...but still...

Wait...did I just type that...don't press post...Damn it!!!

Why wont he marry Nikki Bella? He cant just waist her time.

 

[Phillipa Boateng]

I havent really had a chance to watch the latest WWE but the Rock is one of the best.