Rate RAW December 7th, 2015

[Snowman1]

this was in an overrun.

How does this even get scripted? What, did they set aside 50 pages of words for these two assholes to just say? "Here y'all go, we don't know how long we'll run today but just in case we have to go here's a promo that we wrote in the amount of time it took to think of "Team PCB!" Go out there and get us to 11:00 because we're at the mercy of USA Network and need to strettttttch everything out!"

Roman: "uhh what about selling the PPV this ain't gonna help"

Sheamus: "aye fella this is just the Smackdown script with Sonic product placement"

COME ON SOMEONE PUNCH THE OTHER. START THROWING THINGS. DO A WACKY DANCE. PLAY ANGRY BIRDS. SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER I DONT CARE JUST SOMETHING

You're past 11! You can just fade to black! Just end this!

"I'm Roman Reigns, and I wanna fight and punch things!"

"Aye I'm Sheamus and I'm Irish and I love to fight"

"Together, we spend a fucking hour talking about how we love to fight but won't actually fight until you give us money!" What a couple of cocks.

WWE Smackdown: Thursday nights on SyFy

 

[Snowman1]

oh look they're fighting. yay

I'll stop spamming the thread now. Y'all have a great night!

 

[Swift]

Only watched parts of it.

Ziggler is probably the greatest jobber of all time. He's so good at it.
Sasha Banks is cool, but the celebration afterwards was odd.
Can't remember anything else really. Meh

 

[Swift]

oh yeah, Flair's daughter sucks

 

[Snowman1]

Only watched parts of it.

Ziggler is probably the greatest jobber of all time. He's so good at it.
Sasha Banks is cool, but the celebration afterwards was odd.
Can't remember anything else really. Meh

There is nothing odd about Sasha twerking. Nothing at all.

 

[Snowman1]

 

[CFCrusader]

Same old shit!

Actually it's worse than same old shit! :fact:

 

[Snowman1]

^Awesome

Someone needs to add Jim Ross Commentary to @Prince Bálor turning on Raw. NO GOD DON'T DO IT. DON'T DO IT. THINK OF YOUR FAMILY!

 

[Prince Bálor]

The go-home show for TLC was an utter garbage. 1/10

Gotta hand it to artistic geniuses in WWE's Creative division, though... They've been putting out abysmal episodes for a while now. Continuity, man!

Positives:
- KO vs DZ was okay.

- "Where's my damn music?! I want my music!" - KO is the greatest.

- The New Day and their Booty West comment had me cracking up hard.

Negatives:
- Everything else. I also don't wanna hear 'tater tots' ever again.

FYI, RAW is in Philly next week! The crowd is gonna shit all over WWE and I am looking forward to it.

Also... LUCHA UNDERGROUND. SEASON TWO. COMING SOON. Check out PROGRESS and PWG, too.

 

[Rogue]

^Awesome

Someone needs to add Jim Ross Commentary to @Prince Bálor turning on Raw. NO GOD DON'T DO IT. DON'T DO IT. THINK OF YOUR FAMILY!

Imagine if he retired, dreams can come true.

 

[Prince Bálor]

Imagine if he retired, dreams can come true.

DZ has said he'll prolly retire in 2-3 years.

 

[Prince Bálor]

^Awesome

Someone needs to add Jim Ross Commentary to @Prince Bálor turning on Raw. NO GOD DON'T DO IT. DON'T DO IT. THINK OF YOUR FAMILY!

I won't turn on it... YET. Even though I know the product won't improve, which is bollocks!

It's like we're in this abusive relationship with WWE - you keep hoping that they will change, but things don't get any better. So, you stick to it out of habit.

I have to say, though... The New Day, among other things, are the reason I'm still watching this drivel.

 

[Prince Bálor]

Oh and I forgot:

YOUR MAIN EVENT WAS BRAUN STROWMAN VS TOMMY DREAMER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! In what Bizarro World is that a main event? This match is so much NOT a main event that even in opposite world it could NOT be a main event. It breaks the laws of opposites in that it is SOOOO bad, in a world where everything is opposite, it would STILL BE BAD!

That match was a ***** match, TBH. It was a timeless classic! Stop being such a hater! *hater being said in Zeb's voice* tunga:

 

[Snowman1]

I won't turn on it... YET. Even though I know the product won't improve, which is bollocks!

It's like we're in this abusive relationship with WWE - you keep hoping that they will change, but things don't get any better. So, you stick to it out of habit.

I have to say, though... The New Day, among other things, are the reason I'm still watching this drivel.

Haha, it's because of you being able to spend Monday nights with Foxy, of course.

Seriously though, it makes total sense in large part because when a roster is this loaded it's easy to turn it on and hope for something like the apparently better versions of Owens vs Ziggler when KO was just called up. And to be fair, there's some appeal to just watching this train hit a wall every Monday night too, getting quite a kick out of reading Shadow's threads and wondering what disaster unfolded this week lol, while Fox's reviews disintegrate from 15 lines of some good and some bad to the impending "0/10, fuck this" in 3 weeks.

Hell, so many people look back to the Attitude Era, shoot I just miss 2013. Can we get 20 minutes of Shield six-mans, please and thank you? As is, the dude over here who writes 800000000 words about Smackdown and white knights the hell out of that show is like "nah I'm good, LD sounds fun and all, nope, not doing it." How about 2011, when we had the WWE vs TNA vs ROH thing going on before WWE took all the talent and became this amorphous blob of relying on workrate on a show full of 18 heel factions that's booked like shit

If you ever want to stop watching, around week 3 it gets awfully easy.

 

[Prince Bálor]

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